Would you let yourself be magically permabanned from 4chan if

>>28266965
No.

>>28266965
Sure

Sure. Sounds more fulfilling than lurking this place.

So what's the catch?

>>28267009
The catch is, you can't ever come back here.

>>28266965
Unreplyable emails?
So I can't even talk to her?
But 4chan is my biggest supplier of porn.

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>>28266965
Yes.
Could they be hoofwritten? And could she include something very small to verify her identity? I would easily give up this shithole if it meant I could get even one-sided interaction with her.

So you either get porn from 4chan or porn from e-mail?

Of course, 4chan is full of cancer nowadays anyway.
I'd simply move on to another chan.

>>28266965
I'd only agree if I get one of these two options:
>I can quit and go back to posting on 4chan, but to be fair, I'll say if I quit I can never get emails from her again
or
>I can reply to her emails

>>28266986
YET YOU'RE STILL HERE

>28267051
Yeah, the alternative given to me by OP is better than being on /mlp/. Fucking learn to think before you post.

>>28267051
see
>>28267061

>>28266965
YOU WOULDN'T DOWNLOAD A PONY

>>28266965
Absolutely.
I don't want the clop though, she's too sweet for that. I just care about her feelings.

>>28267148
What if she didn't know you couldn't reply back, and thought you were ignoring her?

>>28266965
Can it be guaranteed that she'll live as long as I live?

>>28266965
Yeah

>>28267174
I guess you have a point
So it's either:
A: Never have any interaction with her at all, and continue browsing the worst board on 4chan
B: Get interaction with her, but she will eventually feel ignored.

I'll go with A then. I'd rather her not feel uncomfortable in any way.

>>28266965
No. All that would accomplish is making me even more depressed.

I actually enjoy myself here. If I'd be fantasizing either way, I'd rather do it with you fags.

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>>28266965
>being free of this site
>and getting stuff from Twilight every month
A million times yes.

>>28267250
fag
y-you too

>>28266965
You could have made the negative aspect anything and I would still say yes.

Verifiable proof of Twilight's existence; written logs that prove that somewhere out there she is real and hope that I could somehow reach her.

I have literally nothing to lose.

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>>28266965
It simply means I can't reply/make threads right?

Or can't look at it ever again.


But in any case, I'm willing to give it up.
a bit of my soul now entrapped within a meme would live on here. Forever.

I'd love to hear about her adventures and daily shenanigans. Even if it's for once a month.