>You have a friend that has made fun of you many times for being a brony.
>You go over to his house to hang out and he ask you to get his laptop from his room so you can look something up.
>Being the nosey little shit you are, you peer into their closet for no particular reason.
>Something falls from a shelf and hits you on the head, it lands into your hands.
>This is what you hold before you. What do?
>>28266945
pull a screenshot from tumblr that clearly isnt actually yours and start a pointless and stupid thread on /mlp/ with an equally stupid "wut do" scenario that will get 7 replies and then fall off the board having not accomplished anything other than wasting space for a while and a little bit of time for whomever is unlucky enough to click my thread.
why, what did you do?
>>28266945
Claim her for myself.
>>28266970
THE ATTACK OF THE MAD NO FUN ALLOWED FAGGOT IS ON
>>28266970
>Implying that i meant for this to be a true story
Its 4chan pal. read a book.
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>>28268577
Shit, I'm down.
What now?
>>28266945
Go to the liquor store, buy some vodka, make him drink it, and drunk sex the pony doll together.
>>28269970
force him to cum in the plush, then pour it in his eyes
> insert dick
> cum
> repeat until it is filled with cum
> inset 50 gram black powder firecracker
> light that shit up
> trow it in front of your friend
> cum everywhere
> proceed to leave without a word
> act like nothing happend from that day forward and watch the results