Weird dreams with ponies thread? I'll start with mine. >

>>28201875
Ive had one pony dream. I only remember enough though to know I had it. The only detail I remember is Ponks was in it.

Only one pony dream

>snuggle with Celestia for what feels like only 5 minutes.
>It never happened again.
Kill me

>>28201875
I had a dream that I was hunting for ghosts in my old highschool with the humanized CMC.

So, let's see... In this vivid dream, I was inside a fireball. Not being burned or anything, just... Inside a ball that has a firewall.
In it, my body was literally of a pony, certain that it was probably my "oc". And there was a female one in the fireball. We were having consensual sex on missionary position, aka shes laying on her back with one leg over my shoulder.
Now, I never had sex so far, but what I felt was nothing like I did before. If I have sex in my life, i am certain that it will feel like what I felt on it.
On my side, there is a dark creature, pure black. It also has fire around him and it appears that he is being burnt by it but doesn't seem to mind. His smile is something that I always thing that I do when I do something evil and want others to notice. A few moments later, we high five.
After a few moments, I woke up, but could still feel the warmth of the pussy and the going in and out of the penetration.

I wish I had pony dreams.

Actually, I wish I could at least remember my dreams.

>>28201978
>Having an OC
This whole post was so neckbeard it is almost too hard to handle.

>>28201989
Here's a tip: for anything you remember, take a note.
Even if it's just a egg cracking, a butterfly flying, a dot or motor sound.
It might take time, even months or years, but when you get to take those notes, you will start to remember more.

>>28201993
Glad you enjoyed it ^:)

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>at a friend's house, he is poor irl but dream house was mansion
>I was on a 4chan thread and talked to some anon in a meetup thread, he came over to the mansion and had green skin, business suit, etc.
>anon plugged his phone into a speaker and it started playing embarrassing music of MLP, splatoon, undertale, FNAF, etc. We joked him for it but it was all in good fun
>the three of us sat down to watch a new MLP episode that anon said had a new director he saw on twitter, he complained about all the new meat writing for the show
>The MLP opening music started playing, but then the screen changed and just said "rarity is best pony"
>"FUCK THIS NEW DIRECTOR DO THEY THINK THIS IS FUNNY BLA BLA SJW KEK SHILL NU-MALE VIRTUE SIGNALLING-"
>he listed off every /pol/ buzzword ever and created some new words that sound intelligent but don't mean anything
>dream ends

That was the only 4chan-related dream I ever had, so don't think I always dream about shit like this.

>>28202076
Sounds like a fun dream

>Sitting on my bed.
>A horse come into my room.
>The horse is actually a realistic version of Rarity.
>She starts sucking my dick.
>I feel extremely weirded out, but at the same time i can't avoid liking it.
>I stroke her purple mane and make some weird face as i literally cum buckets.
>The Rarity horse is liking my dick, cleaning it up.
>There's so much cum that she just can't, though.
>Wake up.
>Massive boner.
>Feel guilty because Rarity isn't my waifu and it felt like cheating.

What the fuck have you done to me?

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>>28202958
Who did you cheat on?

>>28202958
It has tempted you
Also, this >>28202982

>>28201875
>It's close to nightmare night
>I'm playing a prank on everyone by stealing shit and leaving a trace to spook them or something
>Run into pinkie pie
>Ask her to hang out with me in nightmare nights and stuff ourselves full of treats
>She says sure
>I grab her hoof, stare at her eyes and say
>As a date
>And she babbles shit out of slight shock and i leave her like that while I keep doing my thing

>>28202982
>>28202986
Octavia.
I'm actually ashamed of myself.
I didn't even feel like this when i had a sex dream with 3d grills when i had a real 3d girlfriend.

>Looking down, I am a light green pone.
>Aight.
>I look around, and it seems like i'm in some sort of pone house.
>Start trotting around, and I come to realize that it is my house, and I know the exact layout because i'm in my own fukken dream.
>I walk up and out of my house.
>I see the sun shining, the fillies playing, and the mares and stallions talking and doing their daily buisness.
>Whilist walking, I see the mane 6 backstepping out of twilight's castle.
>What the fuck is going on?
>The wall starts shaking, more and more violently per second.
>Eventually, the whole town is in panick, and I have no idea what the fuck is happening.
>The castle's main gate wall bursts open, revealing a vast array of changelings.
>Ohshitoshitoshit
>I duck and cover behind a wall, just easily able to see the bug invasion.
>The fucking pests fly over me like a bee in my ear.
>I peek back at the destruction.
>Queen Chrysalis is visible within the pure fucking wall of changelings.
>The mane 6 is being dragged by a couple changelings by the hind legs.
>For some reason I have the idea to save the poor fags from the bugbitches grasp.
>I majick a nearby wooden chair and dart my way towards them.
>I hit the changeling holding twilight in the blue bug eyes.
>I quickly grab twilight's majick diffuser off of her horn.
>She promply does what she does best...
>Killing them all.

>Fastforward to the ceremony.
>I get a gold fukken metal for hitting a bug with a chair
>I also get to spread my gratitude with a speech.
>"you guys are all faggots"
>They cheer.
>I wake up.

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Wanted desperately for a pony dream, never got one. The closest thing i have is one with discords voice in it.

>in dream
>discord has brought me, my friends and close family into some weird pocket dimension of some kind.
>can only hear his voice as he announces things, he never actually appears.
>has tests, puzzles, and trials for everyone, if you lose, you die.
>i'm allowed to assist them.
>believe strongly in the power of friendship, help family and friends best the challenges.
>i'm godlike in dreamland, i have the answers, the strength, the power, the touch.
>i work together with family, easily besting the tests.
>it's my turn.
"bring it on discord, I'm not afraid! I can beat anything you throw at me!"
>"oh? is that so? What about... yourself?"
>suddenly i lose control of my body
>blinded by rage, i begin to see everything in a blood red haze.
>blinding flashes of me brutally killing my friends and family in the most horrific of ways.
>tear out throats, punch through their chests, tear out their entrails and snap their necks.
>they are helpless to stop me
>i wake up from the haze
>friends and family, nothing more but piles of flesh and corpses... the people i helped, defended, and cared for most...
>"well, looks like you couldn't protect any of your friends after all... but don't worry, they can still help reward you for your failure. Goodbye Anon... *discord laughter*"
>hear the sound of a finger snap
>friends and family slowly begin to stand up, broken bodies twisting together once more.
>friends and family are zombies, and they slowly begin to walk towards me, arms outstretched.
>i merely fall to my knee's in despair, knowing that i failed them.
>wait for them to tear me apart.
>they descend upon me
>wake up.

All i want to do is cuddle pone in dreamland...

>>28203075
Don't worry anon.
It will pass or she will forgive you

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>>28203136
Yeah. It's moments like this where you're grateful she doesn't really exist...

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>Be 16
>Learning how to drive irl
>Have a dream about Twilight
>She's helping me learn how to drive in a Walmart parking lot
>The end

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>dream that I drop a baby
>realize I'm dreaming
>try to escape the situation by thinking of waifu
>dying baby turns into dying waifu
Dreaming is dumb.

>>28201875
This dream happened when I was sixteen. I'm nineteen now.

>I was sitting in a mortuary with my family.
>we were looking over my youngest sisters casket, she had died the year before
>I can't hold back my tears as the pain of the event is made fresh again
>suddenly I'm home, sitting on my bed. Pinkie is sitting next to me.
>no words just silently nuzzling my shoulder
>what feels like hours go by. In this instance I feel maybe things aren't so bad
>then I woke up

the realization that my waifu was not real coupled with the freshly opened wound that was my sister's death made for a very fresh hell.

I haven't had many good dreams since then.

>>28203301
Sorry to hear it anon

>>28201875
>at an old church of mine converted to be essentially jurassic park
>having a good time at first, checking out the dinosaurs
>all of a sudden Ian Malcolm starts going on in my head about "playing god" and "running and screaming"
>Look out the cafeteria window
>Sure as shit, there's a T-rex wandering about in an area that is NOT a fenced off paddock
>Immediately realize that if Rexy is out, so are the raptors
>Run through my old church at top speed to find a hiding place preferably with a door. Raptors hate doors.
>Stumble into a closet
>There's the main 6
>Are you hiding from the Raptors as well?
>Wake up

I had a difficult time concentrating on anything for that entire day

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Only a few, but I distinctly remember this one.

>I'm at my parent's house
>I'm using their computer which is in the living room right by the front door
>I look behind me and see Sweetie Belle and Buttons Mash having a weird indoor picnic while watching TV
>Ignore them and go back to browsing
>It was at that point that I remembered Sweetie was my waifu, so I ran my arm across the counter and threw everything on it to the floor in anger
>They look scared and hold each other when I look at them
>Then I just sort of forget about them and go outside
>I go up to a tree and I swear a guy drops from the sky wearing evlen armor from skyrim
>I run back to the door, but stop for whatever reason and just like 20 feet in the air and smash to the ground, then pull out a sword and cut his head off
>I proceed to forget about this and go inside to use the computer again
>The very last thing I remember is Sweetie Belle carrying a bag of trash into my parent's room

>>28203092
>receiving a purple heart
>go up to the podium to speak
"You guys are all faggots."
>profit

>>28203583
what kind of trippy shit were you on, anon?

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>"wake up" to a room full of ponies, somewhere in Twilights library
>mostly a blur of technicolor and chatter, but I can pick pinkie pie, twilight and applejack outa the crowd
>try with all my might to stand up or even say something
>continue sitting/lying down like an uncaring rock
>ponies continue to chatter amongst themselves either ignoring or not noticing me
>wake up for real

Couldn't even bring myself to feel sad

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>>28201978
So you literally sold your soul for a pony fucking? Anon, what the fuck.

>>28203654
Thing is, I didn't.
I think that they were tempting me, its not the only dream where I fuck.

>Memory of dream starts on some kind of bedrock like landscape
>edges of bedrock have beautiful colors
>me and some ponies start running around lava to a black castle with green aura in the distance
>we start climbing the flights of stairs into several colorful rooms of the castle
>rooms consist of trials and riddles we must pass
>once we get to the top theres a beacon shooting into the sky
>stand in becon
>get transfered into space and meet some supreme being
>its a muscular giant with no face but a large square hole in its chest
>gives me wisdom on the world
>look at the world below and see its true beauty
>stars around me are colorful
>the sun behind the giant is warm and beautiful
>he sends me back to earth on a beach
>space giant returns to sun home
>ponies are waiting for me and make me their leader
>one of the trippiest dreams i ever had

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Just a snipit
>Running as fast as I can go
>Feel as though I'm being chased and don't want to be caught
>passing by different windows
>Aim for this one in paticular and smash into it
>Start falling but feeling a sense of relief seeing the window shatter above me

>>28201875

I've had a few, these are the highlights.

>Riding Shai Hulud on Arrakis with Ponk, and she kept on making puns and giggling.

>Tea and cake with Fluttershy, which led to the comfiest feels as I woke up.

>Getting forcefully held down with magic and fucked hard by Princess Luna. I came like a firehose.
>Just before I woke up, she told me that we would meet again, and that we would carry on where we finished.

>>28201875
I had one recently. It was about my shitty job. I baught a bunch of stuff in a store that resembled the one I work at. The line was really long and it took forever to move. It took so long that I was late to work. I walked outside all angry that I was late. The outside somewhat resembled a stripmall that I used to live next to. It was a setting I dream about a lot. Outside were shopping carts and a bunch of people, including my boss. I was pushing a cart out the door. I walked down the sidewalk a bit untill they all stopped me to tell me why I was late. They held up a drawing of me, not a photo but a drawing, for me to look at. It was a side profile of Shining Armor with an earing of a cutiemark (a mixture of his and Twi's) in one ear. I instantly knew that it was a picture of me. I was amazed. Then I went to a pizza place in the mall with and arcade (I also dream about it a lot) and walked around and then woke up.

>>28203106
>Q as Satan
Shit anon, I'm sorry.

Had one after failing college for the third time.

I was having soup or something in my dinning room and EqG Applejack came to pay a visit.
She offered me her condolences and offered me a job which I declined and told her not to worry, then she left.

I also had one about some sort of LotR quest about delivering a stick, we ended up in a wizard's tower in the middle of a swamp. can't remember much else except that we failed.

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Tales of Third world::
Part ONE.-
>> Being in a Spanish chan
>> Read a post about the experience of a horsefucker (Spanish-anon)
>> He recounted how he became what is
> He went to a park near his girlfriend's house to wait for her
> He sits on a bench
> Bride appears, but she tells him he forgot something, so she leaves
> Suddenly, a young twentysomething fat sits beside her
> This guy pulls a purple handkerchief from his pocket
> He approaches his nose and inhales the particular smell emanating from that object
> The Spanish-anon is sickened by the presence of another obese man
> The latter focused on the handkerchief sniff ignores him until he provides the bandanna Spanish-anon
> This, as we approach the handkerchief to his face, feels a fragrance that had never before perceived
> As he wrote, was an emulsion between sweet, sour and others who did not remember
> As his guard down, as asphyxia obese subject with the same handkerchief until he lost consciousness
> Our protagonist gradually awakened in a poorly lit room
> He was tied to a wooden pole
> In the room they entered several men of different complexions, all covered by tunics
> Facing the Spanish-anon had a similar portal that Celestia had emitting beeps uninterrupted
> There men lined up in two parallel rows so that formed a path through which he was tied and the portal
> The same fat man park typed something in the console and activated portal

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>>28204154
Part TWO.-
> From this came a dwelling mare, and short mane of lank
> He approached the protagonist of this
> Tied, he could do nothing
> Twilight Saprkle looked so lewdly so pervasive because of its huge eyes
> Some of the men present there stripped to anon and again tie
> Then he lunged Twilgiht
> He licked and kissed her neck and mouth
> The bloody snout of the dwelling mare was embrigante to taste, but still wanted to escape
> Minutes later, the hoof of the horse fiddles with the phallus of the protagonist of this dream
> It starts to excite
> Twilight, seeing the results of some tender caresses, turns around and offers her vagina rookie
> First, according wrote him, Twilight Sparkle was moving slowly
> But soon our hero perceived again that familiar smell-the bandanna similar color to that mare-unicorn was taking at that moment.
> The remaining blood from his brain down to his penis
> This hardened and spread further
> He began to synchronize with the frenetic madness mare-a blinded him completely-
> Suddenly, observers of these lovers unleashed al anon.
> Now free, he clung to the rumps of Twilight to sink deeper into it
> Drenched in sweat and weary was lost in intercourse
> The oscillatory movements of both became faster to the extent that ...
> He exploded into the most intense orgasm of his life
> Out fell on the back of her horse lover
> Its fragrance was embelezante and restorative
> Still inside her, he felt stiffen denuevo
> When he was about to do it again, the men present her split from Twilight
> Sparkle also sat exhausted on the floor and gave him one last Mrida
> Others helped to her feet and went to the site, while the remaining knelt before the majestic Twilight

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>>28204210
Final.-
> ...
> The story continues, when he wakes up again in the same park but in another bank
> He Wondering what was what happened to himself
> He rummages in his pockets to make sure there was stolen while he was asleep
> He said in his pocket there is something new
> A purple handkerchief neatly folded
> He sniffed and reminding her magic equine- lover.

>>28204217
That was a heck of a dream

>>28201989
Same... sometimes I don't even think I really sleep... I have sleep apnea and I wear the stupid machine but I still feel tired all the time and feel like I never sleep.

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>>28204810
Yes of course. After to read that, I dreamt with Luna.

Alright this might get the autism award... I'm not even a serious ponyfag, no merch, missed a few episodes, but I might 've been influenced by those greentext dystopias, Anon in Industria.
>Place much more like a city where buildings are all the same
>my workplace really reminds me of Brazil
>Everything looks like coming from the 70's with a skreeching kind of dot matrix printer, and the computer's unusable.
>There's a pony bringing me files, i have no idea what I'm supposed to do, so I just sort the documents.
'no that's not correct'
>I'm sorting it differently, the pony's still not happy
'no you don't understand, look'
>try to use the computer
'leave it alone and look at me. it's easy! look!'
>I still don't know what I'm supposed to do
>The pony was one of my actual math teacher, the way she's making me feel retarded.
'Look at the time, everyone's left!'
>what time? there's not even a clock in this office! it's white and got nothing hanging!
>feel like shit and go home
>no other pony is talking to me
>they try not to pay attention as I'm trying to find my way back home, miserably trying every building until one luckily opens.
>Climb a lot of large stairs, reach my apartment.
>I live in a small apartment, some shitty computer with just a white screen that works like the old Atari/Commodore machines.
>I'm sitting on my bed looking at the window.
>there's my backpack there with some clothes and the only thing I picked, maybe from my world, I don't know is an old photo frame with a vintage black and white photo, I can hardly remember who it was, maybe Enoch Powell or some WW2 guy with a hat, all I remember is that I managed to smuggle that in here.
>maybe I smuggled that in there illegally, I don't know or understand.
>then someone knocks at the door.

>>28201875
I've had two. One where Princess Cadence was preggo (this happened a year or so before Flurry Heart) and so me, Shining, and Discord danced for the amusement of her and the mane six. I can't remember well, but I also think Shining gave Cadence a kiss on the head while she was sleeping.

The next one was pretty fucking weird, and was EqG. I remember being in front of my house, standing on the lawn looking out to the car Fluttershy was driving with Applejack to my left. Flutters was very slowly driving the car, then suddenly it very slowly began flipping over multiple times on the street.

>>28211166
Also, Applejack and I just kinda watched as she flipped the car over, and we stood there when it stopped flipping over.

>>28210407
> Workplace reminds you of Brazil
Explain please

>>28213310

He means the movie "Brazil". You know, the most grimdark movie ever made by Disney?

I had a couple, but this one stands the most because i was terribly sick at the time.

>I'm in Ponyville
>I walk a bit and then Pinkie Pie comes and grabs me
>"Let's play a game, Anon"
>She's my waifu so i comply and follow her.
>She brings me to a table with a chess board
"Wow, Pinkie. I didn't know you liked chess"
>"She doesn't. She finds the concept of chess a little... Conflicting"
>I turn around and she transforms into Discord
"Oookey what's the deal here?"
>"Just sit down and play"
>We start playing and the game looks pretty even.
"You know, you could have just invited me to play. No need to transform."
>"Oh, but i had to. No one wants to play this game"
>And then i lose my first piece.
"Oww, that hurts... Wait, that hurts?"
>He smirks
"What the fuck is happening here?"
>"Oh, it's very simple, you see. This whole thing? It's just a metaphor. You are actually lying in bed, convulsing and sweating from all the fever, and this game is basically your last chance to survive."
"W-what??"
>I look at the board.
"Dude, this is too cliché"
>"Yeah, but this is your dream. Not mine. Shall we continue"
>I keep moving my pieces, but the game gets harder. I nervously try to keep the pace, but i keep losing pieces.
>It gets harder to keep going. My body hurts.
>"It seems you are fighting quite well. A worthy oponent"
>I try to move my king to avoid a check, but i notice the surroundings are dissapearing.
>Ponyville is crumbling into a dark void
>"But as far as i can see, you are only gaining more time."
>As i look at him and the board, i begin to panic.
>There are not much moves left
"There's always a way, Discord. T-there's always a way."
>"Is it?"
>He grabs his queen
>Oh, no. I notice he can easily check me with it.
>"Because at the end of the day, we all get into the same game"
>The ground begins to tear apart
>"And we LOSE"
>He throws his queen into the board and breaks the whole board and the table
>The whole ground breaks apart and i start falling

>>28213630

>I grab my king while i fall
>I feel very bad. I feel scared
"Not like this. Not like this"
>I look up to see Discord laughing
>It gets darker and darker
>"Do you really think it's worth it, though?"
>I start seeing glimpses of my life
>"Look at you. You are nothing more than a failure"
>I see myself.
>Am i floatingor am i still falling? It doesn't matter
>I still hold my king in my hands
"No. Not like this. NOT LIKE THIS. I'LL FIND A WAY TO BE BETTER. I JUST HAVE TO WAKE UP AND FIND IT"
>Suddenly a flash of light surrounds me.
>It's Princess Luna
>"Why do you feel like a failure?"
>I'm speechless
>She begins showing me all the nice things i've done
>"You are a very worthy person. Even against all odds, you try to do what's best for everyone."
>I cry
>Everything hurts
>"If you still want to live, then so shall be it. You still have a lot to show for"
"Why is my brain doing this?"
>"I don't know."
"... I... I'll--"

And then i woke up in the middle of the night, all sweaty and dizzy. Went to the bathroom and threw up. Then took some medicine and went back to sleep.

>>28213437
Nope?

Had a weird one.
>Be in park, with slides and shit
>Friends and I doing FilthyFrank shit and being dumb
>Be on a bridge as part of the structure with the slides, and find a homeless dude who gives me a fancy napkin
>Has Celestia on it
>She peels off the napkin and unravels like paper to her normal size and appearance
>Smiles cheekily and runs off
>Look up and see Rarity on top of the nearby structure's roof that covers the entrance to two slides
>She makes a 'ey b0ss' face and covers her mouth with her hoof, before puking and falling off, hitting the slide on the way to the ground with a Wilhelm scream
>Turn around and go back to doing stupid shit with friends
>Later go on to eat some food and wake up

>>28214154

Oh, well. Sorry. My bad.

How the fuck do you compare a workplace with a country, anyway?

>>28201875
Teaching Twilight Sparkle how to drive a minivan in a Wal-mart parking lot.

>>28214490
Forest?
That's what I kind of wanted to know
>>28214540
Did she do good?

Had to go through old threads to find it, as I barely remember it now.

I don't recall most of it, but I remember at one point feeling a little off, so I looked in the mirror. The more I looked, the more things changed. Suddenly I had eye shadow, my jaw and overall facial structure seemed to reconfigure itself to look more feminine, my eyes turned from brown to purple, my hair grew longer and black, and styled itself like Octavia, and a little white collar with a bowtie appeared around my neck. I even tried to speak and I sounded like the fan voice for Octavia.

Woke up with the strangest boner of my life thus far.

WHAT DOES THIS MEAN. I'M NOT EVEN A CELLOHOARSE-FAG. I EVEN JOKE ABOUT HER BEING A DONKEY.

>I'm awake in bed.
>Or so I thought. My room is white and in the summer mornings it's bright.
>Realize I was in a hospital, currently hearing the little heart monitor beep.
>I see that I'm injured. But paid little mind, as I was too focused on "The man who sold the world" (might've been take on me.)
>See Nurse Redheart look at me for a while then leave the room.
>It felt like minutes. I was tired and wanted to go back to sleep.
>I feel my head hurt. My horn...wait.
>Mfw I'm Venom Snake.
>It's a bit blurry but I remember the mane 6 entering with some pony I don't think I ever seen.
>"Hey! Aaron, right?" Huh?
>Aaron was a friend I had a while back. He had a white dad and Mexican mom who spoke English well.
>He always was a fucker who loved metal gear.
>Him and I did autistic stuff while drunk like sneak around woodland parks in fatigues we thought fit big boss.
>We eventually watched /mlp/ together and he actually liked Ponka, and he got a girlfriend.
>DidSomeoneSayCancer.jpg?
>Fights cancer for a while.
>Girlfriend leaves him soon after.
>He dies two days after he hears about MGSV:TPP
>I'm getting feels right now by these ponies.
>"Aaron. It's a nice name." I think Rainbow or Twi said that.
>I want to cry but I know this a dream.
>I can't lucid dream because I'm a fagoot so I'm stuck like this.
>I look over to Ponka, she is smiling with those adorable dimples, and white teeth that almost shine.
>I move my right arm as I pet her. She takes it quite nice, and pets my horn.
>I smell her. Like fresh cotton candy.
>Wake up. It's my vacation week. So I decide to waste the first day doing one thing.
>Watching MLP and playing MGSV:TPP.
>I didn't think about taking a drive, going for a walk or nothing else.
>I eventually go to sleep again. No dream.
I still miss him. Has anyone else on /mlp/ lost a friend?

I'm amazed by how this thread survived for the stories.
>>28214975
Thankfully not. I am, however, sorry for what happened to you.

>Twilight and Celestia are hosting a business conference
>it takes place in this rustic resort with log cabins and shit
>get in really long line for lunch
>somebody screams in horror
>run to bathroom with crowd
>the CEO of Nestle has been brutally murdered in a stall
>panic and paranoia sweep the camp
>someone tries to flee
>Rainbow Dash chases them down and, in a fit of paranoia induced adrenaline, bludgeons them to death with a barbell
>gazes down in horror at what she's done
>wake up
Definitely one of my stranger dreams.

>>28214948
>WHAT DOES THIS MEAN. I'M NOT EVEN A CELLOHOARSE-FAG. I EVEN JOKE ABOUT HER BEING A DONKEY.

You trigger me, anon

>>28201875
I just woke up from an odd dream
>be in canterlot
>ponies everywhere suspicious
>suddenly the great moochick appears
>says to go with him
>find out he is hiding a dragon
>turns out to be Elliot from "pete's dragon" the 1970 version and instead of pete with him it is megan.

What the heck... A combination of cinema sins plus g1 leads to strange places.

>Be me
>Be chillin with Pinkie Pie
>On tv we see the gay people's figure chart
>Realise there's something wrong about it
>Meet Obama and tell him
>He tells us it's probably a wicked plot from the CIA
>Go to the CIA's secret headquarter with Obama's giant robot
>The CIA's giant robot bars the way, we fight it but it's better than our robot
>Finally manage to defeat it by focussing the lasers on his head and frying the person inside
>Access the intel room
>Do some bulshit computer hacking
>The true gay people's figure appear on a giant screen
>"So that's the truth..."
>Pinkie, Obabma and me feel a great sense of accomplishement for finding the truth and congratulate each other

>Wake up

Not that much pony in the end, but my brain deemed necessary to include Pinkie for this wtf dream