I'll be moving into the dorms soon. What is the best way

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Uni?

>>28198417
Reveal powerlevel immediately. Masterbate loudly to scat loli horse futa vore on night one. Every night following will be tame and blase by comparison. Obviously the preceding nights wouldn't feature any of this. You wouldnt be a faggot, would you?

>>28198417
Don't be such a weed, OP. Declare that power level to all and sundry your first day. You'll get all the chicks and be the most popular guy on campus.

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>>28198417
Don't move in with nosy roommates. Your stuff is yours. That's a rule. Make it clear, make it known, make it enforced.

>>28198417
crypt the hdd

>>28198417
Just make it so the pc is locked every time you go out and never let them use it no matter what.
If you still get caught clopping/watching the show then it is only your fault.
PRIVACY is a thing you know.

>>28198417
Set your screensaver to activate after two minutes, and on resume, have the computer lock itself. Use a strong password, and keep all MLP stuff in a directory off of the C:\ drive.

>>28198417
Put a password on your computer

always hit Windows Button + L if you have to leave it turned on in your dorm

Put all of your pone content in a deep folder structure, such as
>Pictures/New folder/Do not disturb/Break in case of emergency/Turn back
Then leave the last overall folder "hidden" in windows with an easy to remember name such as mlp and type it manually to get to said folder.

>>28198710
I like this idea. I think I'll use this.

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>>28198451
I agree with these two. Just slap up horse pussy as your desktop background so everyone can see.

If they look at you strange, just ask them "Problem?" At the very least they'll think you're doing it for shits and giggles.

>>28198417
If you're super paranoid, you can try to encrypt your mlp stuff. I recommend "VeraCrypt"!

It essentially creates a password protected folder, in which you can hide all your stuff.

>>28198417
Go full nutcase on all of your roommates. Weave discussion of 'Long pork' (human flesh) and how great it is into everyday conversation. Insinuate that you've killed before, and feel a hunger to do so again. Even if they find your pone, they'll say nothing out of fear.

>>28198417
honestly op in college nobody really gives a shit unless you give them a reason too. my college experience has been a polar opposite of high school. Just don't go rubbing pony in peoples faces and you should be fine.

Shit meme