None of the ponies are virgins, let's just be real. You

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>>28195150
Love that artist's stuff. I'd pay for him to come back and give us more pony waifu feels.

On that, this probably doesn't apply to the fillies, if we're comparing the ponies' sexuality to 3D, here.

>>28195150
You don't seem to understand, anon. Hot monkey dick > little pony dick

>>28195150
>she probably had someone better before you.
So, like real girls?
I fail to see the problem here, maybe I'm not weeb enough.

>>28195221
>fail to see the problem
the problem is that you're probably not her best fuck. How does that make you feel?
To me personally, it's a heartwrenching realization.

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The concept of true love exists in their world, dating might happen but once you hook up you're bound for life.

For the love of shit, PEOPLE FUCK!!! A LOT!!! male, female, lgbtqrstuvwxyz whatever the duck like to have sex. HELLO NATURE AND REPRODUCTION INSTINCTS!!!!!!!!! This isn't an issue and needn't be. Come on now.

>>28195251
Eh, I stopped living in mangu world long ago, such is life. It's not about being the best, but about doing it heartfully: if anyone of us regrets it, it just means we're probably not meant to be together.

No point in fighting against windmills.

BOY DO I LOVE FUCKIN PONIES

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>>28195338
We all do, anon.
We all do.

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>>28195263
It is an issue if it makes you feel fucking worthless.

>>28195150
>None of them are virgins
You've got some confidence issues if this is your headcanon, OP. I knew you were a faggot, but come on now.

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>I never can have a date with her
>Pic related
Thanks OP, you remembered me the dreadful truth

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>>28195687
>MCC

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>>28195150
> You will never be her first.
> she probably had someone better before you.
> Why live at all?
Damn, you got some impressive confidence issue if you think that your only chance to be on a podium is to be the only participant.

> used up pussy
Trust me, virgin girl aren't that fun. Yeah it's flattering and cute, but it mostly mean that your first handful of fuck with her are going to be kinda .. sub-par. The virgin girl that is ready to be filled into every hole, is OK with all your fetish, and can handle round 2 to 10 on the first night only happen in hentai.

Also, it's not like being a goddamn alien wasn't giving you a slight edge. Without going into fan-canon like "pony vs human stamina" or "if you do the math, a stallion that small would have a dick smaller than a human's" you would have the advantage of exoticism. Unless she also had other humans before but eh, can't have easy mode always activated.

>>28195150
Well good thing they aren't real.

>>28195150
Remember, it's not canon. And since ponies are nearly perfect, they wouldn't have "sexual revolution" of any kind, that pretty much destroyed any merits most women had.

>>28195707
>but it mostly mean that your first handful of fuck with her are going to be kinda .. sub-par.
Why do they always use this argument? We're used to using our hands, and there's other "toys" out there to simulate the real thing.
This virgin waifu fantasy isn't about physical pleasure or fun. It's just the simple emotional satisfaction of having someone all to yourself and knowing that she hasn't bonded with anyone else in that way.

>>28195201
Sorry, but hands on sex ed is mandatory for all ponies as soon as they can talk.

>>28195734
This.

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>>28195150
Ponies don't have genitals so they don't know term "virginity" jesus fucking christ

>>28195263
This was the most normie bait post I've seen in a while. >>28195545 be ashamed you fell for it.

>>28195150 (OP)
Sex is over rated. You brain wants it but it doesn't really feel much better then a fleshlight. It's just messy masterbation with someone else. Just jerk off and move on. Don't let your instincts cuck you.

>>28195778
But i can't talk and cuddle with my hand after it.

>>28195150
If she loves you then what does it matter?

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>>28195805
Not with that attitude.

>>28195150
If you fuck guys then the burden of good fuckery falls on both of you

>>28195150

None of the ponies are real, let's just be real.
You will never be her first.
Or even one of many, nothing special.
You will never fuck your waifus used up pussy while crying and looking at her dissapointed expression since she probably had someone better before you.
Why live at all?

>FTFY

Humans aren't real. Your argument is invalid

>>28195805
You can talk to friends. Cuddling isn't that good. Chances are the girl is fat and that makes cuddling really sweaty. And if she lays on your arm it's going to fall asleep.