If they were live action humans, how do you imagine they'd

>>28179063
what are you fucking gay

>If they were live action humans

dropped

>>28179063
>Hootershy
Dropped immediately.

>>28179063
Sauce OP, lest you be a faggot

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>>28179087
I don't know where the "Fluttershy has huge boobs" headcanon comes from, there's nothing canonic that supports it.

>Shy girls have big tits
where did this trope even come from? It's never like that in real life.

>>28179280
It has to do with shy quiet girls having huge knockers.

>>28179287
So, weeb faggots' headcanons then?

>>28179280
She's very motherly, which is associated with breasts

though fluttershy reminds me of someone I knew in school who behaved just like her, but she was flat.

>ITT: clichès, the thread

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>>28179063

I dunno about the rest, but the Appulz and Rainbow Dash have to look the part of being active, muscles and all. Like, almost no question.

>>28179063
White

>>28179359
/fit/ dash is my fetish

>>28179280
Because the personality and the look match. I know a girl who would basically fit the bill as Fluttershy in terms of being shy and quiet around total strangers, but much more open with friends. Also a complete pushover and too nice for her own good.

She also has an insatiable sexual appetite to complete the fetish.

>>28179359
Dash looks best flat

>>28179280
Because Fluttershy is basically Hinata if she was a horse, boob synergy and all that.
Also girls with naturally huge tits tend to be selfconscious, shy and insecure because of it so it fits the bill.

>>28179902
>basically Hinata
Is dat sum weeboo shit?

>>28179513
>knows this girl had a wild libido

I MUST IMPLORE THAT YOU TELL US MORE

>>28180112
Yep. It's weebshit alright.

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>>28179063
I can imagine how musky and sour her armpits smell.

>>28180125
Alright well believe this or not, I trust you won't cause I sure don't understand it, she's very very open with me and in fact has a crush on me. But she also has a bf. That doesn't stop her flirting or telling me everything, including about how horny she gets especially during her period. More than one occasion in her texts she's used the exact phrase "If that's ok with you."

It freaks me out because she's almost literally a cliche humanized fluttershy in 3d form, sans the animal love and pink hair, and she isn't afraid to swear.

>>28180286
>and she isn't afraid to swear.
just like flutters

peeved

>>28180458
hadn't thought of that.

Fuck.

>>28179063
Why are they so big?

>>28180286
>she's very very open with me and in fact has a crush on me. But she also has a bf.
>That doesn't stop her flirting or telling me everything, including about how horny she gets especially during her period.

absolutely disgusting
shes a tramp

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>>28181304
It's not that they're big, it's that their eyes are disproportionately small.

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>>28179063
>Live action humans

aaaaand dropped

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>>28179063
No, this is Fluttershy.

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>>28179280
I've always liked the idea of fluttershy being a slight reverse trap, with long flowing hair but otherwise flat and wearing clothes with utility rather than dresses. the kind of girl who would wall flower if the wall was a mountain she was scaling. Doesn't hurt that as a kid she had that typical lanky build you'd associate with a skinny boy, with the haircut to match. could be a real trap or mtf though, since she's on the borderline. Not really into fapping to horsies but the relationship complication of flutters being a "boy" is just as good as her being somewhere between the girliest thing on earth and actually a swamp dwelling self sufficient hermit.

>>28179287
>I've never actually interacted with a real woman, the post
>>28179902
>I've never actually interacted with a real woman, the post, the spin off

>>28181327
Just like fluttershy

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>>28179063

Rainbow Dash.

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>>28179063

And here's the human version of Rarity to go along with the human version of Rainbow Dash.

POST THE FUCKING WHEELCHAIR NIGGER

>>28181774
>I'm actually a woman and this offends me, the post
>My insecurity over my small tits makes me put on false airs of superiority in my shyness
It's okay, love, I'll give em a squeeze for you.

>>28182904
What?

>>28182776
if she had just a bit tinier breasts, I'd say that was AJ

>>28183054
Agreed

>>28182915
Not that guy but it's obvious you have no female friends. Girls with big boobs that KNOW they have big boobs are over-confident and flaunt it. Girls with small boobs or girls who THINK they have small boobs are the shyest and most self-conscious. Personally I'd say Fluttershy would have small-average breasts at about a B or C cup.

>>28179063
>no hooves

>>28183113
>over-confident and flaunt it
Depends on the culture and her own expectations.

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>>28179063
fluttershy would be the one with the biggest breast that's for sure

>>28179359
dash is good flat but applejack would be behind flutttershy in breast size

>>28179063
Fluttershy: size E-G and wide hips (Motherly attributes because she takes care of others before her needs)

Rainbow Dash: size A-B, toned body (very athletic, little to no body fat on her)
I prefer the headcanon that she has breasts almost on par with Fluttershy, but hides them because she wants to be known for her athleticism and not her huge rack like Fluttershy is

Applejack: size C-D, wide hips and well toned body with thicc thighs from extra muscle mass (hard worker, giving toned body, but with over use of her "apple bucking" giving her her larger than normal thighs and legs)

Rarity: Size C , average hips but knows how to accentuate them and her breasts (she knows how to work her body to get the most out of what "little" she has)

Pinkie Pie: size D-E, slightly chubbly, but in all the right places (eats sweets all the time, but is always hyperactive so they almost balance out)

Twilight Sparkle, average everything (until her princess growth spurt) then she has size D and hips a little wider than Fluttershy
(never cared much about looks unless it was necessary, and becoming a princess made her look more the part and awe inspiring, giving her proportions that most ever dream about)

>>28183140
>>28183113
It depends on the girl, on her upbringing, and on her environment.

Growing giants tits when you're a teenager(or a preteen) means a lot of unwanted attention from boys(and men), a lot of negative attention and hostility(even bullying at times) from other girls, and constant backpain.

Some of them embrace it yes, but most hate their boobs and the changes they caused. They'll hide them away with frumpy clothing, avoid certain athletic and social activities so as not to show them off, and get breast reduction surgery when they're older.

>>28183349

Jesus Christ this

Some busty chicks flaunt it, some are self-conscious, there is no discussion here.

So many literal autists in this thread who must never talk to people, girls or otherwise if they think everyone who shares a trait is the same clone of another.

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I know it's a drawing, but this is what my ideal AJ looks like.

>tfw the tan-line thread died

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>>28179063
Pinkie Pie.

ITT: People with no taste

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Would Twilight look like this?

>>28183421
What's the setting here, a lakeside barbershop?

>>28183113
The point, faggot, is that it's a trope, not necessarily true to real life, or a stereotype that every woman shares. Said trope is largely based on weebshit, yes, but the Japs are generally backwards to western ideals.

Now I could say the same to you, but it's obvious we've met different kinds of people. I know a few women with large breasts, that while not quite on Fluttershy's level of timidness where they feel a need to curl in on themselves and shut down, are soft spoken and sweet and don't exactly put their breasts on display.

In that same vein of stereotypes (that I have yet to see an exception towards), I have known eight different girls, two of which are family, that have all had "dreams" of becoming marine biologists, veterinarians or were into some other type of animal science - that all went on to drop out of high school, get married to some dumb shmuck who still lives with his mother and then had a child by them. They all despised their parents to boot.

You have your life experiences that shape your world views, I have mine.

>>28183578
looks like back breaking fishing chairs

>>28180286
Introduce her to the concept of polyamory. It seems like it would be right up her alley.

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>>28183583
>marine biology stereotype
Is there a way to save a woman from such a fate? My sister seems to be on that road. She didn't drop out of high school but can't find a good job for her degree and seems to be drifting through menial jobs.

>>28182776
too much extra fast

>>28183687
Pay off/shoot her next boyfriend if he's a waste of flesh?

Also, at the first sign of drug abuse, crack down hard with an intervention before she ends up in prison.

>>28179280
It's funny when you consider that 1) she was a professional model, who are often (though not always) slimmer than average; 2) she was very gangly in her youth; and 3) her brother's also fairly tall and thin. There's more in favour of her being particularly skinny and small-chested, if anything.

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>>28183895
...Beedrill? Is that you?

>>28183908
Never heard of him. Doesn't seem too similar apart from pointing out that she was a model at one point. Sorry, anon.

>>28183793
Both good ideas, thank you. Downside is she's a few hundred miles away.

Fluttershy having giant knockers is dumb. She was a fashion model so her being lithe is a lot more true to life

Twilight would be asian, korean most likely

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>>28179063
And here's Twilight

Guys, this "she was a model" thing is missing a point: being a pony model, and most of all a Photo Finish model, is not just about being pretty. More like, fulfilling a trope: PF picked Fluttershy not because of the way she looked, but because of the way she ACTED. Graceful, but still shy.
Sure, she still has to be kinda pretty, but that's beyond the point. The whole point of "Fluttershy is a model" was that ponies found her normal self more 'natural' and fashionable than that of other ponies that were actually trying to be fashionable.

I.e. a sweet irony

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>this thread

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>>28185232
>black Twilight

Every fucking time.

>>28185240
>implying anyone here watches or remembers any ep of the show

>>28183100
If she were 6 foot 5, she'd remind me of Star Child. However, I'd assume a similar genetic line given the similarities in facial structure.

>>28183406
Its also my ideal aj now

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>>28179063
I'd probably pick this as 3DPD Fluttershy

>>28185232
MORE LIKE MIDNIGHT AMIRITE

BECAUSE SHE'S DARK

LIKE MIDNIGHT

>>28181327
Sadly she's even called herself a slut a few times and has very low self-esteem. She never flaunts what she has unless I'm around to notice, or at least that's what she tells me. What's even worse is that I mirror her in some respects, so I can't be upset at her without being disgusted in myself

That and the fact that she gives me this much attention, something I've never ever experienced, makes me a sap.

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>>28185846
She's using you for emotional support anon. Stop that. You'll never get that girl.

>>28185846
next time you're sitting together, brush your hand across her boobs and see what her reaction is

>>28185846
Honestly Anon, Just stop. Even if this somehow plays to your favor, it won't end well. Don't think she's the only way you'll get attention.

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>>28179495
>tfw she inducts you into her 'quit being a fatfuck' project

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>>28183782
Obviously she's aiming for consecutive Rainbooms in her next performance.

>>28179063
>live action

Now you're on the right path. Live action horses would be great, and the plot shots...

>>28186315
and they would have no grounds to censor it either!

>>28185846
You're a sucker my friend.

>>28185877
>>28186019
>>28186351
I've had my chances with her, and could've done plenty of unsavory things Not that some lewd wasn't involved, but even if her bf is a douche, I don't want the karma of being an asset of cheating. I don't need that, however tempting it is.

>>28185898
I have. She enjoys it.


And I've also thought about what it'd be like if she were actually Fluttershy saying the same thing and it hurts how hard I get. Both physically and mentally

>>28186762
you'd be saving her from that asshole, that is what she's waiting for
or give her the courage to break up with him

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THIS is Fluttershy in real life. Duh.

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>>28183349
This dude has it right.

My first girlfriend was a fourteen year old tittymonster, literally everyone at her middleschool gave her shit and bullied her because of her breasts which is why she hung out with her big sister and her friends, their trash my treasure.

Dash is a flatchested toned qt
AJ is a /fit/ amazon goddess whom I'd be mirrin everyday
Twilight is a slightly larger version of dash, except replace 'toned' with asian
Pinkie is that really obnoxious party "wooo" girl that struggles to maintain weight because while she may only eat a skimpy half plate of salad for lunch/breakfast, she'll cheat all the time with sweets
Rarity is that stereotypical single mom with a cat problem that has already banged plenty of young stallions just because they showed interest in her. She thinks Sweetie can't hear, but she does. Always does.
Fluttershy is basically adrian from Rocky. She of course has tits but they aren't knockers, guys. Come on.

>>28186801
>you'd be saving her from that asshole
lmao thats some top shelf white knight there nigga

shes a cheating skank and hes an asshole
they sound perfect together

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>>28183406
Holy fucking shit that'd flip my switch if I wasn't so terrified she'd lynch me for even looking at her.

>>28185232
needs some SEA or east india and it'd be near perfect. though when it comes to black people long straight hair and not enormous lips are pretty rare, so this is probably the best you're going to actually find. she's even holding books.

>>28187578
Just because she's holding them doesn't mean she's reading them, anon. She looks bored as all hell.

>>28186801
It's a shame cause she really is very nice, like Fluttershy. But she can't be alone and when she did try to break up with him, it lasted maybe a month before they got back together. She was hoping I'd scoop her up in that time.

I know that years from now I'll kick myself in the ass for being a little bitch about this and not"hitting that" like a normal guy, but hopefully if I become that I'll have the courage to neck myself

>>28187528
if she were happy with the asshole, she wouldn't be looking for love somewhere else
some women, especially the abused (physical or emotional) don't know how or are so low in self-esteem that they feel that they can't leave their current relationship


>>28187620
you need to show her that she doesn't need him and she'll be better off with you or even by herself

>>28187919
thats a shit excuse and you know it

maybe shes just a terrible fucking person sleeping around on her boyfriend

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>>28187618
It's obviously an image that's used tactlessly to give the image of a thoughtful person. Either because the textbook is asking you a question or because the website is selling you a product and is starting off with a question like; "what kind of degree is best for me?"

>>28185724
WINRAR

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>>28181544
Yes

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>>28185724

>>28185724
>>28188519
are they the same person?!

>>28188581
no

Fuck all this regular women shit. If there was a high budget MLP porno, which pornstars would you want to see be your favourite pastel pone?

Here's my choices so far

Sasha Grey = Twilight
Stoya = Rarity
Siri = Pinkie Pie

>>28182776
too thick