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>Be Anon in Equestria
>Twilight studies you to determine if there are any possible negative effects to your crossing over to another dimension.
>She concludes that for the time being you are stable, but warns you that you must not have sex with any mare until she can complete her study of your semen to determine was possible effects it may have on a mare.
>To make sure you behave yourself, she outfits you with a magical chastity belt, which you are unable to take off. She promises she will remove it when her studies are finished in a few days, and assures you that there is probably no negative effects to your semen, but "better safe than sorry, Anon."
>Unbeknownst to you and Twilight, Rarity and some of Ponyville's saucier mares have made a bet to see who can seduce Anon first.
>Rarity invites you to go swimming with her in a private pool.
>Arrive at pool wearing your chastity belt with swimming trunks over it and carrying a towel.
>See Rarity looking exactly like in this picture.
What do?
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>>28178954
If she can get the belt off me, we can have at it. Hell with Twi's mad science
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>>28178954
Keep stealing the semen sample so Twilight has to keep extracting more
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>>28178954
>fuck Rarity
>Rarity blows up
the end
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>>28178954
Why wouldn't you go for Rarity, I mean come on what year is it!
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>>28179148
>Rarity blows up
Michael Bay, pls.
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>>28178954
>Anon takes in the sight before him, several thoughts crossing his mind as he analyzes the situation.
'Why would her hair be done up if we're going swimming?'
'Shouldn't she have brought a swimsuit?.. Is it taboo to wear a swimsuit in Equestria?'
'Where the Hell did these ponies get the plastic for straws?'
>He stands there dumbfounded, the dozens of inane questions racing through his head quickly coming to a halt as he is interrupted by the mare before him.
>"Anon, wouldn't you prefer to take a seat by the pool? The water is lovely at this time of day."
>He snaps to, offering a curt nod in response as he yet again ponders over several questions.
'The sun is setting, won't the water be cold soon? There's hardly enough time for a quick dip..'
>Anon saunters over, taking another look around as he continues thinking of more dumb questions.
'Where's the diving board?' 'Is that a Mint Julep?' 'Do Mint Juleps usually have a lemon garnish?'
>Rarity is idly paddling her fore hooves in the water, unaware of just how difficult it will be to seduce this clueless simpleton.
>Anon finally gets over, quickly plopping himself down. As he peers down beside him, Rarity offers a welcoming smile.
>Anon scoots up closer, leaning in for a moment.
>"Is there something you'd like to ask, darling?", she says with a wink.
"Yeah, actually.."
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>>28179845
"Can I have a sip of your drink?"
>". . . Sure, darling."
>Her smile briefly diminishing ever so slightly with disappointment, she gives an approving nod, her horn dimly glowing to lift the beverage up between them.
>She hadn't expected her clear signals to go completely ignored, but this was yet another opportunity that could be capitalized on.
>The straws on the cup arrange themselves as Rarity closes her eyes and slyly leans in to take a sip as well, eager to set a romantic mood.
>Anon, clueless as ever, haphazardly grabs the cup from the air to take a sip and almost manages to chin Rarity in the process.
"Oh! Sorry about that, thought you were done with it."
>Having missed every signal as well as Rarity's jawline, he makes short work of the almost full glass in hand. Rarity huffs, trying not to take offense from Anon's poor manners and dangerous lack of attention.
"So, are we going for a swim? Water probably won't get any better."
>This was it, the last chance for Rarity to try and enamour this clumsy human. Surely her graceful form and technique in the water will win the day. But how should she approach this- Wait, where is Anon going?
>Anon has already gotten up and begun his stroll over to the far end of the pool. As he heads over, he comes to a realization.
'Oh God I need to take a piss.'
>He's been holding it in all day, unable to find a toilet of the right size, and unable to properly aim in a bush with the draconian instrument locking his unit in place.
>He couldn't even scratch that itch bothering him for the last two minutes.
>This will not stop Anon. He's found the deepest part of the pool, and is ready to finally get to what he came here for, and neither his bladder or the itch will stop him today.
>"Anon, what are you doing over there?", Rarity asks.
"Getting in the pool, get ready!"
>"For?"
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>>28179860
"CANNONBALL!"
>By then it's too late to react, Anon is already landing straight into the centre of the rather unimpressively sized pony pool.
>The edges are soaked, Rarity is soaked, and worst of all, Anon is floating in the middle of the pool. A mischievous smirk marking his expression.
>The water surrounding Anon is slowly turning a dull, clouded yellow.
>Anon has soiled the pool. But most of all.Anon is finally relieved.
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>>28179873
kek
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>>28178954
kill yourself
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>>28178954
>Being attracted to ponies
>Current year
Ponies are so 2012. It's all about cows now.
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>>28178954
Kill Myself
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>>28182297
If you're going to shitpost at least choose something plausible. Not walking burgers.
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