>hand my phone to my friends to show something >they swipe

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>>28178106
This is why you hold onto your phone when showing someone something, fuckin nosey faggots

>>28178106
>being afraid to admit you watch a little girl's cartoon
are you fucking 15 or something?

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>>28178106

>Not putting your pone in the private folder with a password.

>>28178106
>not having a pone wallpaper
Faggot.

>>28178106
I have porn in my phone and don't give a shit.
My mother even knows I clop, and she still said she was proud of me.
I know this will get a lot of replies from fags that have shit to hide.

>>28178106
I remember clearing my youtube history of pony videos. I stopped giving a shit in mid 2011 though, pone wallpapers on every device.

>>28178170
>my mother knows I clip
>she still said she was proud of me

what kind of mother do you have, anon

>>28178106
A friend of mine was browsing my netflix to find us something to watch while we drank, stopped on my "recently watched" queue and noticed MLP and LPS were on there.
>"Dude, you watch kid cartoons?"
"Ye"
>"k"
Then we watched some terrible zombie movie, drunkenly making fun of the terrible acting and such.

>>28178210
One that values more the achievements of her son than caring much for some sick fuckery he kept hidden for a while.
Hell, she even saw my bestiality by accident once.

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>>28178106
One friend asked why do I have a picture of a cartoon cat as my steam avatar.
Told them it was a pony. Nothing else was said on that matter. It's not like we're 12.

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>tfw all I have to do to get to my foalcon folders is to put in my passcode on my kindle and go to "photos"
If there was anyone in my life who would have any reason to use my shit, this would be exciting.

>>28178106
My friends watch anime and have dakis. I don't think they're gonna care if i watch ponies.

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>>28178165
This.

Just make it so it's not cringey, or make it so its worrying enough that noone dares to comment on it.

>>28178165
>>28178682
Literally nobody cares about my wallpaper. I want to change it, but I like this specific red color.

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>>28178713
>forgets image

>>28178106
At a New Years party once I was drunk and wanted to show some of my friends something from facebook, so instead of opening the app on my phone, I used my browser, which of course had a lewd thread open as the last thing I was viewing. They of course all looked at me as I tried to close it and go to what I was originally planning on showing them.

>"Dude were those my little ponies?"
"No they're MY little ponies, I will fucking fight you you shit."

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>Let friend use laptop
>forget horse folder is open in background
>"Yo, anon why do you have thousands of pictures of horses?"
>...

My pony folder is behind that one so l got lucky I suppose.

>>28178792
kek, thats similar to how i found mlp was a thing, except it was a UAC prompt and my friends fluttershy wallpaper.

>>28178719
Got the original?

>>28178119
This.
Always assume that anyone that you hand your phone to is a compulsive nosey asshole that wants to dig through your photos.

ALWAYS

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>>28178817

>letting others use your things

You fucked up.

>>28178873
Normies let each other use their stuff all the time. You have to come up with an excuse that doesn't involve the words "Pussy" and "horse" if you want to not reveal yourself.

>>28178863
>it's going up your ass, darling

>>28178753

Kek

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>>28178106
>close calls
>giving a shit about your friend's opinions
>your friends giving a shit about your cartoons
hi junior

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I don't really care who sees my wallpaper. People just think it's anime or something and move on. Most of my friends know about me liking ponies so I really don't care.

>>28178106
Family and friends already know. Work would be the only place I'd need to worry about power level, and since we're not allowed to have phones and most other things in the building I doubt I'd need to be concerned.

>>28178106
Everyone already assumes I'm a faggot anyway so I don't really care.

>>28178106
>not becoming uber /fit/
>not acting like a chad
>not ironically saving memes and nasheeds around Islam
>not saving purely SFW cute pics of cartoon ponies
Twerp

>>28178106
2/3 of my friends browse /mlp/, one even draws clop for me. The other knows we want to fuck pone and occasionally watches the show with us. Worst case scenario they say I have shit taste.

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>>28181115
This

As long as you don't have a ton of pone, no one gives it a second thought

>Mfw some grill found pic related while browsing muh dank memes
>"haha, is this you when you're drunk anon!?"
"Hehe...y-yeah sure"

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>>28178858
>When you show someone something on your phone, and they snatch the phone from you so they can see it, and then you quickly snatch your phone back and throw it across the room before they see your weird pics

I don't hide my power level from many people, and those I would aren't close enough to me to ever be holding my phone

I'm proud to be a brony

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>>28178106
>do the same thing
>he starts swiping
>notice that he's only a few away from pony pussy
>he doesn't hand it back when I tell him to stop
>mfw
>football flashback.webm
>perfect form tackle the prick
>He was too pissed to wonder what I was hiding
>never let someone hold my phone again