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Rainbow Dash Thread

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>Dash is traveling to Las Pegasus to perform with the Wonderbolts in their new show.
>She has invited you to be with her, so you can spend some time together.
>What would you like to do there?

Writefagging, Pictures, Discussions

Previous thread: >>28046087

Current Writefags:

Church !!YbKx3Eb79HH
http://pastebin.com/u/Churchpastebin

Rosenkreutz !!x9kIUBwer0n
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mobius !9PEUyNz5zw
http://pastebin.com/u/mobius_

Past writefags: http://pastebin.com/usz0kvna
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>>28160651
cunt
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>>28160651
>rape
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>>28160657
Cool post, Reddit.
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What would be her favorite Heroes V faction?
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>>28160664
Don't reply to shitposters anon.
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>>28160664
Cool meme, Facebook.
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>>28160732
(You)
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What's in the box /dash/?
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>>28160744
Nope. It was (Him).
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>>28160744
Did I stutter the first time? DON'T REPLY TO SHITPOSTERS
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>>28160755
A big, blue horse dildo with dash's cutie mark on the balls.
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>>28160755
The quartered body of a child.
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>>28160755
I've been waiting for this. Open it!
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>>28160773
>>28160779
Nope. Try again.
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>>28160764
>>28160683
Everybody deserves a (You), anon.
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>>28160789
Is it a plush?
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>>28160789
The sliced body of a child.
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>>28160806
This isn't /b/ anon. The murderers always post on /b/ or /r9k/.

>>28160801
Winrar
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fully unpacked
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>>28160794
Except for You.
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And a cute head shot
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>>28160855
CUTE
U
T
E
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>>28160850
Suck on it, bitch.
>>28160847
>>28160855
Cute as fuck. Would cuddle/10
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Her floppy ear sad face is a weapon
All you want to do is cheer her up
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Hearthrob Dash being annoyed by stallions.
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>>28160940
Someone needs to edit anon in that group of stallions fighting.
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>>28160937
Reminder that no one cares in universe and everyone is a bit annoyed with Dash. Poor girl gets no respect.
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>>28160937
If she's ever scared or sad it's almost always her fault because she probably did something cunty
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>>28160989
That's where you comfort her with cuddles but calmly and nicely tell her what she did was wrong and how she can improve herself.
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>>28161018
But she doesn't fucking learn. We've known that for years now. Shes just an egotistical cunt
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>>28161018
All f her friends and the whole town think she needs tough love. Basically they don't treat her as their equal.
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>>28161041
No, that's just called "writers don't watch the fucking show".
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>>28161061
It's called being an immature faggot.
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>>28161018
What? Cuddles? Gross.
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delete NRDT threads
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The anon above me is a shitposter or some kind of extreme newfag. Do not reply to him.
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>>28160847
>>28160855
Hot damn she's HUGE

How much did that hurt your wallet, if ya don't mind answering?
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>>28161073
hello pot! I'm kettle, you're black!
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>>28163291
US $938, so two weeks wages at my gap-year security job here in the great state of CA.
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why do you like dash? do you have a fetish for athletes? , I'm not shitposting, just a friendly discussion
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>>28166186
She has an ambitious life goal, which is something inspirational and motivates me to be better. Well, Rarity has an ambitious life goal too, but everyone knows she's a different pony and, while I like her too, she hasn't some of the other traits I love in Dash.

She can stand up against the authority and even give up on her dreams when it's the right thing to do. So, essentially, Wonderbolts Academy. When, once again, the Wonderbolts were jerks, she was the only one who dared to face Spitfire, knowing that that could destroy her only chance to make her life dream come true. If I hadn't loved Dash by then, I'd definitely loved her after that episode.

And she has a great development, making her the less static character. For example, in Fall Weather Friends she only wanted to win. In Rainbow Falls she decides to stay in the Ponyville team because her friends are there, even if that means she won't win. Dash started being a barely likeable character and slowly turned into a lovely character.
This last point has an obvious downside, if you have a barely likeable character slowly turning into a good character, as soon as a writer who doesn't give a fuck about continuity writes an episode, the character will be barely likeable again. It's kinda heartbreaking sometimes, but I still think that a character with a good and continuous development is much more interesting than a character that has always been "good".

I could write more, but I think I already wrote too much, so that's it for me today.
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>>28165007
Damn that's pricey, not really that surprised though seeing how it's hand made and all.

I'm more of a dakimakura guy, but it looks nice, congrats.
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Some other anon made a re-edit of the episode:
>>28160282

I didn't watch the episode nor the re-edit, so I don't know if it's any good, but I think it's a nice idea and some people here might be interested in it.
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>>28163073
>>28163093
HA
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>>28160651
>you will never be awakaned sniffing Dash's chest fluff.

Ffffuck...
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>>28166904
Hmm, what is Pinkie up to?
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>>28168630
bitch please, my face is almost imprinted on my waifu's chest fluff

and my cheeks on her inner thighs
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>>28170806
Inner thighs? I don't get it, frankly.
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>>28170831
pussy anon, he's talking about eating her pussy.
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>>28170860
I see. His waifu is human.
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>>28170873
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nah, lifesize plush
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>>28170873
With a chest fluff. He probably meant sucking on her chrotchtits or something.
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>>28172598
version without piercings? so she doesnt look trashy
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>>28174691
>Dash
>trashy
>ever
You disgust me.

But I like to do edits, so I made this. Even if you don't deserve it.
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Brand new (and way late) to the fandom honestly, but already a dashfag.

I / she seem(s) to get a lot of hate.
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>>28175069
Welcome Anon! Don't worry about the "hate". Like 99% of those hate posts are actually just shitposters baiting for replies (because, apparently, some of us can't ignore bait, RIGHT GUYS?). Don't let them bother you too much and enjoy the ride.
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>>28175069
In return she's got the most complex character and the most fullfiling storyline.
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Boop
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>>28175273
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>>28177660
Fluttershy: Its in her name

Pinkie: the crazy one

Twilight: the nerd

Applejack: apples

Rarity: high class whore

Rainbow: Several sides to her, may be bipolar. Shes pretty naive and selfish, even going to far as to cause / risk hard to others. But at the same time she does have good in her, goes out of her way to help others, quick to judge but also able to forgive. Her ego seems to be a shield, we've seen how unstable her self esteem really is, perhaps some childhood problems....

I can go on and on and my grammar and sentence structure can get even worse doing it
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>>28177544
That's the face a pony about to be cuddled by a loving anon in front of her friends
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>>28178015
And she has a learning disability!
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>>28178455
In short; she's a mess, and I love her for it. Also being a cute cuddly pegasus helps.
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Blop
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What happened to the AI greentext from the last thread?
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>>28180941
This. Come back, man!
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Bump
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>Church moved to the nazi pone thread
>Rosen moved to the nazi pone thread
>Mobius computer is broken, otherwise he'd probably moved to the nazi pone thread

>new episodes are shit

These are dark times to be a Dashfag. Be strong, fellows!
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>>28182545
No worries. I still have my Con story to finish.
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>>28182851
That makes Dashie happy.
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>>28182851
The dark times are not here yet!
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Here's some oldschool coolness for you:
>>>http://z0r.de/4057

cheers!
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>>28184932
Doesn't work for me. Can't see shit, except for some error message.
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>>28184957
I knew there are people who never owned a PC, only phones, but never thought I'd meet one.
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>>28184957
perhabs you have no flash installed :(
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>>28185013
Yeah, that could be it. Fuck Adobe.
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>>28184932
Feels nostalgic. Even the comments feel nostalgic.
>This pony crap, I hate it
>stop polluting the internet with ponys
It's almost like back in the days there was an Army of Haters writing comments on every pony-related thing on the Internet. Not that I miss the hate, but it was somehow funny.

>>28184957
The video is a loop of pic related with a fragment of this song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S-LHRAeMuGI
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[TenochtiCon contd.]

>You walk slowly forward as the heavy double-doors thud closed behind you.
>Lost in thought you barely hear the voice talking to you.
"Wha...huh?"
>The guard behind you smirks and repeats himself.
>"I asked what you thought of his story. Windy's trying to convert you, right?"
>Countless thoughts run through your head as you try to come up with an answer.
>You'd sat down on a carton of the cheap novels and pulled out the shortest of the four stories available.
>You flipped it open intending to skim through it quickly for the major plot points, but...
>Two hours flew by and you'd only finished half!
>Daring Do...or whoever, was so AWESOME in this story.
>Hornshine was right. She was never referred to by name. Just vague monickers.
>But in THIS she was just as smart, athletic, and cocky, but she also had supporting characters.
>And a WHIP!
>The story had everything.
>Ancient artifacts, magic curses, hidden crypts, puzzles, mystery, action!
>It even had its own villain in a blonde supremacist Earth Pony seeking world domination!
>The guard pony waves his hoof in front of your eyes.
>"Anypony home?"
>You give yourself a quick shake.
>Unwilling to admit your thoughts to that smirk, you return it with one of your own.
"Meh, I've seen better. He's got a few things going for him, but nothing to freak out about."
>"Oh? I see..."
>The smug little so-and-so only smiles more broadly.
>You turn your tail to him and walk off as normally as you can.
>His soft chuckle is fervently ignored.
................
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>>28187513
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>Once back upstairs you head out onto the closest patio.
>The lights of Las Pegasus bathe the dry air in tints of flashing color.
>The Fluxor itself spears the heavens with a gigantic beam of light.
>The patio is insanely crowded.
>Yet another bar outside quenches ponies' thirst as a small drum circle tamps out a soothing rhythm in the corner.
>Burning herbs of every sort fill the air with cloying scents as ponies mill around talking and laughing.
>A passing Earth pony offers you a drink from the pack on his back.
>Tastes just like apple pie, but you hold off from tasting too much knowing its hidden wallop.
>You breathe deeply, taking in the cosmopolitan atmosphere and soaking up the unique culture.
>You have a lot to consider, and don't really feel like getting bombed.
>You also need to rest up for your early start tomorrow.
>Maybe you should head to bed?
>A large group of ponies forming up into a circle catches your eye.
>You trot over curiously.
>A young Pegasus notices you.
>"We're playing 'Are you a Changeling?' Want in?
>A broad grin spreads across your face.
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>>28187518
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>A call from the Luna forsaken front desk wakes you as ordered right at dawn.
>You drag yourself blearily off your bed and into the shower.
>Twelve games of 'Are You A Changeling'.
>And a bit more Apple Pie than you probably should have had.
>They never caught you when you drew the 'Changeling' card though. All the 'villagers' got their love stolen.
>You smile as the hot water revives your desiccated form.
>Rainbow Dash gets ALL the love.
>With your second Daring-Do outfit on, and a Red Minotaur inside you're ready to conquer the Con!
>Rarity's insistence on you having a fresh one each day and two spares seems a lot more reasonable looking at the shambles of your first cosplay outfit.
>Saddlebags locked and loaded, you head down for the complimentary breakfast.
>You munch on fruit and nuts as you breeze through the Con catalogue trying to map out your day.
>First thing, the big parade around the hotel.
>There's supposed to be a bunch of awesome floats.
>The dealers' hall opens at eleven......but it's bound to be Tartarus down there with Anonymous' booth.
>Maybe if you get there early you could get close enough...
"Eh, why not. It's worth a shot."
>The cosplay contest doesn't kick off til one anyway.
>"What's worth a shot?"
>Your wings fly out I surprise, but you manage to stay grounded.
>Windsong had slid in next to you at your booth.
"Hey, Windsong! I was just figuring out my day. Thought I might try to get near Anonymous at his stall."
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>>28187547

>She looks at you over her shades and grins.
>"Want an autograph, Dash? Maybe I could arrange it..."
>You try to look completely bored by the thought.
"N-no! I just wanna talk to him, like I said."
>She thumps your arm hard.
>"Ha! Admit it Dash! He's awesome, right? Better than Yearling for sure!"
>You look at her like she'd slapped you across the face.
"WHAT?!"
>You're airborne now! Whatever, your not in any line.
"How could you say that? A. K. Yearling's stories are perfect! They're WAY better!"
>She frowns slightly.
>"C'mon, Rainbow. Her stuff doesn't have half the interesting things his do."
"Yeah, but hers are REAL...!"
>You barely manage to catch yourself.
"...ISTIC! M-more than his anyway!"
>You facehoof internally. Smooth.
>She shrugs still wearing that disappointed look.
>"Yeah, that's why I read fantasy. Realism. Whatever. Hey Dash. If you want, I'd still like you to come to our party tonight. Room 217. We can talk about other stuff. See you."
>She leaves without waiting for an answer, and you floating there sputtering.
>Crap. You let your fangirling go overboard.
>You just don't want to admit how much you liked it!
"Why is this so hard?"
>"Ahem...?"
>The soft throat clearing makes you turn.
>A young bellhop with a slightly dented cake box looks up at you.
>"Miss Rainbow Dash? Package for you."
>You wordlessly take the box and hoof over a tip.
>You pry up the lid.
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>>28187561

"What the hay is---!"
>As the lid comes up a loud bang resounds as a blast of confetti and streamers hits you in the face with shrill horn sounds.
>You look down to see the tops of thirteen pink cupcakes squashed into the box. A letter is written on top of them in turquoise icing.
[Hi, Rainbow Dash! It's me, Pinkie Pie! But not really me I'm just writing this, silly. I hope you're having a splendiferous time! (Twilight says that's not a real word, but I think she's still just moping since she couldn't go with you) Don't forget us, and write back about your adventures! I hope you meet some new friends! Love, Everypony!]
>You can't help but smile as you pull one out and cram it into your mouth distorting the letter.
"Mmmf!"
>Strawberry-Cherry icing on banana cake! Yum!
>You'll have to talk with Windsong. Can't let your new friend be down like that. You'll definitely be going to that party.
>But first, the big Parade!

To be continued. Thanks for reading! Comments and criticism are appreciated as always!
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Bump before bed
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>>28160651
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>>28187582
Idea:
Since ponies don't read english characters, have Anon put old 4chan quotes like ">tfw no gf" into his stories, and have the ponies call them chaos runes.

just an idea.
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>>28187582
I'm loving the characterization. Good job, Rosen.

>>28189034
>Anon has finally made it to Equestria
>his ultimate life dream has come true
>but he can't stop being a memeposter
kek
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>>28189034
>>28189201
>Be Anon,
>And be pretty smug about your fanfic.
>It's bretty gud,
>And you hid some messages
>A fan came up to you.
>"Anon! What does this say?"
>He opens a copy of one of your books to a page.
>It has English writing, or "Chaos Runes" as they call it.
>They can't read it.
>It says:
>IWTCIRD
>Heh
"Sorry kid. It's just Chaos runes."
>His face lights up.
>"Hey guys! Chaos runes are the offical term now!"
>Crowd cheers.
>mfw
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Trips for best pony?
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>>28189555
Trips confirm.
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>>28189555
>>28189666
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>>28187582
This is some great green
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Spoiler for next week's episode.
Dashie a cute. But you already knew that.
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>>28191766
Can't wait for the porn
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>>28187582
[TenochtiCon: Bonus Update]

>The crowds in the lobby oozing in and out of the resort are ridiculous.
>Ponies mill around everywhere in colorful costumes of every type and quality.
>You're stopped every ten feet or so for pictures with other guests, but it doesn't bother you.
>A tiny pega colt with shining eyes dressed up as the sapphire statue with his Daring-Do mom almost makes you die on the spot from cute overload.
>You finally get outside into the clear, cool desert air.
>It's pretty nice out here before the sun climbs very high.
>You wind through the chattering crowds and get up front to a spot along the parade route.
>You take a moment to fasten your camera in its harness around your neck.
>You finish and take a sip of water just as the marching band comes around the corner down the block.
>The music pounds as the band closes in.
>The musicians are dressed in colorful costumes like ancient Tenochtec warriors, and they dance animatedly in a stellar choreography.
>The first of the floats draws near after them depicting the cover art from the first edition of book 1.
>You cheer and holler with the rest of the crowd while taking photos of everything.
>After a while an enormous float comes slowly down the road.
>It's a masterpiece of flowers arranged to look like a towering Ahuizotl with a dance floor as the palm of his hand.
>Dancing to the tribal beats of a synth-pop track are nearly a dozen ponies of every size and shape all dressed like Daring Do.
>Your feverish photo taking is interrupted as a pony wearing an earpiece waves at you and gestures at the big float.
"Huh? You want me...?"
>He nods with a smile as the crowd around you cheers and makes way.
"Aaaaw YEAH!"
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>>28192818
>You leap into the air and zoom over to the dance floor where you quickly join in the dancing fun as the crowd screams and cheers around you.
>The view of the crowds and other floats from up here is amazing, and more Daring Do costumers are pulled out of the crowd to join as you pass.
>You dance up a storm back and forth on the floor.
>You pair up with a pony, get down, and spin away to the next.
>You even run into Gumbo, but he seems to have no hard feelings as he grins at you and tries to show his moves.
>As you near the end, Ahuizotl's other hand above the stage opens and drops scores of gold colored bead necklaces with the Con symbol as a medallion onto the floor.
>You rush over with the other Daring-Dos to grab them and toss them out to the frothing crowd.
>Wow.
>Ponies go NUTS for some cheap beads!
>You smirk as you imagine yourself climbing over ponies and screaming for one if you were still down there.
>Half an hour later, as you disembark, you hug and exchange photo ops with a few other cosplayers before trotting off for something to drink.
>You're worn out and it's only ten to eleven.
>You jerk to a halt.
>The dealers' hall opens in TEN MINUTES!
>Forgetting your fatigue, you race back into the resort and down the escalators.
>And are brought to a stop immediately behind the ginormous line winding through the halls.
"This...this can't be the line for the dealers' hall..."
>The pony in front of you turns to look at you.
>"No, no. Of course not. This is the line for Anon's booth. He's actually here! And he's signing each copy you buy!"
>You just stand there gaping at the wiggly, excited filly.
>"They started letting ponies in a little while ago just for his booth 'cause of the line. If you want to just get into the hall there's another line a bit further down. It'll be open soon."
>You look again down the eternal line of excited fans.
>There is NO way.
>You'll just have to give up on Anonymous for now.
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>>28192825
......................
>Now that you're freed up for a few hours you return to the central lobby pub to weigh your options.
>You still need to get to the dealers' hall on day one.
>You've learned to do any swag purchases the last day or so when they're trying to push out their stock, but some more rare and interesting items may be lurking in wait for a savvy customer earlier on.
>That'll have to come later though.
>You don't want to spend all day in a line.
>You flip through the catalogue looking for something to check out before your cosplay contest.
>A panel debating the morality of Caballeron in the first three novels?
>Best argument gets a free spaghetti dinner from room service?
>You are SO there!
...........................
>An hour and a half later finds you touching up your costume and mane dye in your room.
>Why does a tiny colt know such big words?
>You got destroyed in the debate by a glasses wearing colt who convinced the whole crowd that Caballeron is an upstanding citizen and borderline hero.
>You adjust your hat as you glare into the mirror.
"Stupid kid. 'Grats on your spaghetti. I hope you spill it."
>Your sour grapes mumbling makes you chuckle as you look at yourself.
"I'll get him next time!"
>You check the clock next to your bed and squeak before rushing around to gather your things.
>You zoom out and over the railing down to the lobby.
>The elevators are nice but crowded, and the wing restriction only applies to queues so you use your advantage as much as possible.
>You alight onto the floor and make your way to the stage at the far side of the lobby.
>Ponies are already gathering as you go back stage to sign up.
>You're given the number 4 and sent to wait in line.
>You peek out the curtain at the crowd.
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>>28192856
>Whoa, this is a big event! And they hold one every day.
>You look back along the row of whispering contestants.
>You probably have a good shot.
>None of the other Daring-Dos are as good as you so far as you can tell, and the other character players are only average.
>The announcer pony comes out and stirs up the crowd.
>You're early in the lists, but you have a plan to make yourself stick in the fans' minds.
>The first contestant goes out when called.
>She's a mare dressed as a female Caballeron.
>The crowd's reaction is pretty loud.
>You go over your plan as the next couple of contestants take their turns.
>"And now for contestant number four! Rainbow...DASH!"
>You swagger on stage and hop to the very front extending your wings and winking at the crowd.
>The cheers explode as you go through your photo poses and finally zoom in a flash out over the crowd before doing an inverse loop and landing back on stage.
>You're nearly blinded by the flashing of cameras as the shouts and cheers crash over you.
>You've got this in the BAG!
>You take to the sideline to watch the next contestants and hoofbump some of the fanponies.
>The next ten ponies have nice costumes, but not the quality of your own.
>"And now our final contestant, A.....Ahuizotl?"
>Your head snaps up in surprise.
>From behind the curtain steps somepony wearing the most complex costume you've ever seen.
>It's Ahuizotl if he were made of brass fittings, gears, and leather. Small puffs of steam rise from the ornate mask.
>Life-like blue leather clad hands lurch outward over the crowd before he stands upright and takes a bow.
>You and the crowd are speechless for a moment.
>Then it's like a bomb goes off.
>Screaming cheers, flashing cameras, and a frenzy of shouted questions roll out from the crowd.
>You hurry backstage as he goes back through the curtain.
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>>28192876
>The other contestants make way in awe before the mighty cosplayer, but you can't resist going straight up to talk to him.
>He stops as you approach and leans back as you flap up to peer at his mask.
"This.....is AWESOME!"
>You see his shoulders relax a little.
"Seriously! This is the most amazing thing I've ever seen! What made you make a...a train Ahuizotl?"
>A voice softly murmurs out from the mask.
"Hmm? What?"
>"...steampunk..."
>You lean closer making him take a step back.
"Steam...what?"
>He takes a deep breath.
>"I'm a Steampunk Ahuizotl. It's a...genre mixing...thing."
>You nod as you fly around him in circles.
"Well, whatever that is its the coolest thing I've seen in a while! You're sure to win!"
>He shrugs and shakes his head; his muffled speech comes a bit more audibly.
>"Ha, thanks, but nah. Cute mares always win these things..."
>The announcer's voice cuts through over the speakers.
>"This was a very close contest, folks! But there can be only ONE winner! The pony who wins the full spa package for two (Courtesy of Fluxor Resort and Wellness Spas) is.....NUMBER FOUR, RAINBOW DASH!"
>Thunderstruck, you numbly start making your way to the stage.
"But...mine's not...I mean-"
>"The ponies have spoken, Ms. Dash! You're our first winner at the eighth annual TenochtiCon!"
>Another explosion of applause sounds out as you're handed your spa tickets in a thick, heavy envelope.
>With no real avenue to dispute it, you raise it up high and try to smile to the crowd.
>After a few minutes of photos and hoof shakes you race backstage as quick as you can.
>You look all over the place, but Steam...prank? ...is nowhere to be found!
>You grab one of the other contestants.
"Which way did he go? The Steam...steamy Ahuizotl guy?"
>She points across the concourse where you can just see the blued leather and brass construct heading for the elevators.
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>>28192891
>"He's over there I think...nice costume, by the wa-AY!"
>You'd taken off while she was still in mid sentence and turn back to wave and shout a thank you.
>The elevator doors close before you get there making you have to follow it as it crawls up stopping at each floor.
>Finally you see him get off and whip around to catch up.
"Hey! Steamyzotl! Wait up!"
>He turns and tenses up a bit as you approach.
>"Something you want?"
>You come up short at his posture and try to seem less intense.
"Hey, I just want to talk a sec. You really should have won that-"
>He cuts in with a swipe of his arm.
>"Don't worry about it. Rainbow Dash, right? You won. It's a fan opinion thing. There's no objective criteria. I just do it for fun. So no worries, just enjoy your-HEY!"
>You'd flown up and smacked him lightly on top of his head with the envelope.
"Dude, just how am I supposed to use two tickets at once? You can come with me and use the other one! That way, we both win!"
>Your confident smile will convince him if nothing els-
>"Pass."
>Your jaw drops as he turns and walks down the row of rooms.
>What the hay? How does he get off being like that? How does he even operate that costume? He must be tiny or something...
>You clear your head with a shake.
>You're not giving up that easily.
>A quick flurry of your wings sends you between him and his door right as he raises his card key.
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>>28192907
>"W-what?! What are you doing?"
>You fold your hooves across your chest and glower at him.
"Look, it sucks that you lost, sure. But I'm being nice here! I want to share the prize with you! Quit being a mopey mule and just come with me!"
>"I'm NOT moping! I just..."
"Well then, what's the problem? An awesome mare just won best costume and wants to hang out with you! I saw a few other stallions who'd have jumped at the chance! What's your name, anyway?"
>ignoring your question he huffs and tries to push past you.
>"Just go with one of them then! Let me through!"
>Okay, that was a bad tactic, but he's starting to get on your nerves.
"Not until you at least tell me why you won't go! Sheesh, I'll give you both tickets if you don't want to go with me. I'm not huge on spa treatments anyway."
>He stops pushing past.
>"You're not? Then, why...?"
>You tap his head with your envelope again.
"'Cause you're awesome! Anypony who makes a costume like that has to be the biggest fan ever! I wanted to talk to you. And ask questions. Y'know, like how does a pony even work that thing."
>He moves to open the door, and this time you don't stop him.
>He pauses on the threshold with his back to you.
>"Easy...I'm not a pony."
>He heaves a sigh and straightens like he's preparing for impact.
>"You can come in for a bit...if you want."
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>>28192907
>You smile and land to follow him through the door and silently pump your hoof.
>Rainbow Dash gets ALL the love!
......................
>You sip your orange juice and look out the window across the active cityscape of Las Pegasus.
>Steamyzotl's room is a full on suite.
>You helped yourself to the mini-bar at his suggestion while he went into the bedroom to clean up and get out of his costume.
>You wish he'd hurry up.
>The tickets have your appointment starting in a little over an hour, and as much as you'd said otherwise the whole spa thing has been growing on you lately.
>Not to mention you can't wait to see the look on Rarity's face when you tell her you won a 5 star spa day for two while she was hundreds of miles away.
>You hear the shower turn off and some rustling from behind the door to the bedroom.
>"...Dash? You...still out there?"
"Of course! Your room is super nice. I wanna talk before we hit the spa, so hurry up in there!"
>Your ears twitch as you hear more movement.
>"Hokay...I'm coming out. Just...don't freak out, okay?"
>You fidget on the sofa in confusion.
"Dude, if you're worried about...not being a pony, don't. I mean, my first friend was a Griffon. I've met all kinds of pon-...different folks. I'm not gonna freak out."
>You hear the door open and turn to look
>Your curiosity can't be contained at this point.
>"You know a Griffon? That's cool. I live near a bunch of them..."
>You stare as he walks into the room.
>His pale, coatless skin wrapped in stylish clothing.
>His small, gleaming eyes, straight posture, and...
"So........tall..."
>He barks a laugh and, seemingly more comfortable from your reaction, rounds the sofa to sit next to you.
>"Well...this is me. Sorry, I've been pretty impolite making you call me "dude" all this time. It's nice to meet you. I'm Anonymous."

More to come. Thanks for reading! Comments and criticisms are my favorite thing ever! I got some unexpected free time to write.
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>>28192932
Best fucking reveal ever!

Literally cant think of a green thats introduced anon better

Why do you tease me like this
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Also rosen, according to this pic, is anon about 3-4x dashes height in this fic?

I hope so, size difference is my fetish.
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>>28193048
My headcanon is 3:1. She comes up to his lower thighs.
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>>28192932
Dun dun duuun, I'm loving this!
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>>28185179
>Not that I miss the hate, but it was somehow funny.
I do.
The haters and counterculture was what kept us as a fandom alive. Nothing to fight causes us to fight among ourselves.
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>>28192932
That was a fucking good update, Rosen. Can't wait for more.
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>>28192932
Man that was fab. And I feel like this was only an intro, like what? Keep up the great work anon, love it
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If quads, Rainbow Dash will go on a date with you.
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>>28196666
go home RD
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>>28196684
no u
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>>28196888
That's an impressive streak of multiples, Dash.
But I'm still not interested.

Could you give me Rarity's number?
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>>28196900
Sure! She's a good friend of mine.
Here's her number >>28061303
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>>28192942
>>28193827
>>28196001
>>28196351
I'm really glad you're liking it so far! I'm hyped to write more when I have time, and I'll make it the best I possibly can!
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>>28197625
I'm glad you're happy to have an audience but don't rush it too much now just do it at your own pace. I'm sure you'll stay great, friend
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>>28197625
Not only do you write dash beautifully but you dont make the same mistake most people make imo and have anon be too bland. This anon already started off very interesting and I cant wait to see more.
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Could someone update this image at least by replacing that weird princessy-thing with a Wonderbolt Dash?
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>>28198203
Wow, that looks loads better. Saved.
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Perfectly fine.
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>>28199953
>EqG face
>awful human-like anatomy

What is this? I don't even
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>>28197644
Oh, now worries Anon. I don't start a story if I don't already know how it'll flow and end. I'm just hype because I'm enjoying telling this story, and I'm glad others are enjoying it too!
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>>28201805
By the sudden change in her expression he must have offered her a sugercube
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More hoodie cuteness
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bump for anon x dash
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>>28203269
mega cutie
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>>28203269
Hngg. Dash in a hoodie is the comfiest and cutest thing ever.
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>>28203269
mega cute
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Rosen! Please come back!
Anon sexes RD when?
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>>28204369
>asking for daily updates
That's not a good idea. Church tried to do it and that's probably the reason why he got burned out and stopped writing altogether.
Good things come to those who wait.
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>>28178015
> Twilight: the nerd with wings

FTFY
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>>28200569
That, my friend, is anthro.
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>>28204369
>>28205000
I'm not going anywhere, but I couldn't do dailies even if I had time and wanted to. Just can't write like that. I may have to put out a short in a bit just to recharge lol. I never drop a story I've started before finishing it though, so don't worry.
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>>28196666
How do you do this?!
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>>28209275
The board is reeeally slow between 7:00 and 15:00 (UTC) aprox. If you keep reloading the first page to check the last reply in the first thread, it isn't hard to get the number you want.
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>>28209275
You must be very, very new.
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come on mobius its been two weekends. I need my fix. Your story is like crack.
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>>28202336
At first she wanted to rebel naturally but then her horse instincts kicked in.
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A recent doodle from yours truly....
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>>28212511
Got ya!
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>Pushing open the heavy wooden front door, you take a few cautious steps into the lone structure.
>The sound of wet, snowy footsteps on hardwood floors resonate though the solitary cabin as you walk in and leave your suitcase by the door.
>You can hear a faint whoosh behind you as the door closes itself, and a light weight on your shoulders as Rainbow Dash pulls up behind you.
>"Well Anon, whaddya you think? Pretty awesome, huh?
"Yeah, you could say that...."
>"Hey, the Wonderbolts have some pretty sweet digs. And it's all ours for the whole weekend!"
>Surveying the interior, you had to admit that it was a very nice looking place.
>The expensive looking furniture was huddled around the roaring fire, adorned with cozy blankets and plush pillows.
>On the other side of the expansive room is a huge glass door that lead out to a patio, over looking the pristine snow covered valley the cabin was in the middle of.
>To the left, the kitchen is an interesting mix of rustic and modern, lined with wooden log walls and filled stainless steel appliances.
>You take off your wet shoes and plop down on the couch, warming your numb hands against the fire.
>Rainbow bolts down the hallway, taking her light baggage to go find the bedroom.
>Standing up from the fire you grab your own suitcase and slowly walk through the house back to the bed room, taking the time to look at all the photos and Wonderbolts memorabilia adorning the walls.
>No wonder Dash felt so at home in this place, who ever designed the interior seemed to have similar tastes.
>Walking into the bedroom, Dash has already made herself at home, sprawling out on the large bed and lazily tossing a pure white fur blanket to the side.
>Plopping down on the bed next to Dash, your run a hand up her nearest hind leg and smile at her.
"A whole weekend out here with you, no one else around? What ever are we going to do?"
>She grins at you for a moment, rolling over on her back and raising her hooves to her chest.
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>>28215178
>"I can think of a few things, can't you Anon?"
>You hop up further on the bed, slowly crawling over to Dash and planting a few light kisses on her exposed belly, boxing her tiny body in with your arms.
"I hadn't yet, but I think you just gave me a few very good ideas."
>Leaning your neck down you plant your lips on top of hers, feeling her hooves wrap around the back of your head, pulling you in closer.
>Snaking your hand down her lithe form, your wrap your fingers around her right flank, squeezing it roughly and earning a small squeak out of her.
>Thrusting her athletic hips upwards she wraps her hind legs around your waist, her marehood pres-
>"Oh great, you guys finally made it!"
>Freezing up for single moment, you whip around with the type of speed to impress Rainbow Dash herself and leap off the bed into a defensive position, despite your halfway undone pants hanging loosely around your waist.
>In the open doorway stands a pale white pegasus, rocking a rather dramatic light orange and white striped mane which appears to be about as tall as he is.
>A large blush is prominent across his face as he nervously stares down at his hooves.
>"Uhh, bad timing I guess, huh?"
>You just stare perplexedly at the stallion as Rainbow lazily stands up from the bed, sighing loudly.
>"Streak, what're you even doing here? This is a private cabin. Anon and I have it reserved for the entire weekend!"
>"Wait, Spitfire didn't tell you? We booked it for the same weekend, and I told Spitfire I wouldn't mind sharing it with you guys."
>You turn back to Dash, obvious confusion prominent on your face.
"Wait, you know this guy?"
>"Yeah, that's Fire Streak, he's on the team. I introduced you two after the last show, remember?"
>The stallion cautiously extends his hoof to you, flashing you a winning smile.
>"It's nice to see you again Anonymous!"
>Your social graces fail a bit as you simply stare quizzically at him, and fail to return his greeting.
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>Silence hangs in the room for quite some time as Fire Streak stretches out his hoof to you, before Dash finally breaks it.
>"So wait, you're up here for the whole weekend too?"
>"Yeah, isn't it great? I've been up here a bunch of times, so I can show you guys all the sights. I'll stick close to you guys the entire time. Trust me, you'll have a blast!"
>Before you have time to protest, a whistling sound comes speeding down the hallway from the kitchen.
>Fire
>"Great, hot water's ready. Who wants hot cocoa?"
>The stallion spreads his wings and hovers down the hallway leaving you and Dash alone in the room, a thick feeling of confusion hanging in the air.
>You plop down on the bed next to Dash, feeling her sit down on her haunches next to you and lean against your arm.
>"I'm sorry Anon, I didn't know own he'd be here, honest. I thought this would be an awesome present, I guess it wasn't."
>You reach your arm around her, hugging her tightly to you feeling her warmth against your side, and pecking her forehead lightly.
"Don't worry Dash, it's not a big deal at all. I'm sure we can just talk to this guy and he'll let us have our space. We can still have a good time up here."
>Dash looks back up to you and smiles, giving you a quick kiss on the lips before taking flight, flapping out the door and beckoning you down the hall.
>"Come on Anon, let's get something to eat before we go out, I'm starving!"
>Chuckling, you stand from the bed and traverse the hallway, following the sound of Dash's empty stomach into the kitchen.
>As soon as you walk into the kitchen you're greeted with a steaming cup of cocoa, held in front of you by a very excited looking Fire Streak.
>"Here you go Anon, just wait until you try some. Everyone on the team says it's the best cocoa in Equestria!"
>Taking the mug from his hoof you lean over and peer around him into the kitchen, seeing Dash already eagerly gulping down the steaming drink.
"Uhh, thanks..."
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>Squeezing by him you set the mug down on the counter and join Dash in rooting through the cabinets looking for something to eat after your long trip up the mountains to the cabin left you with empty stomachs.
________________
>Thankfully enough the luxurious cabin had been spared no expense in its creation, including a fully stocked kitchen.
>Digging through the cabinets you find a box of chocolate protein bars and grab them out, hastily tearing into the package.
>You're just about to notify Dash of your find when you notice Fire Streak intently watching the both of you, grinning from ear to ear.
>While Dash is distracted with furiously searching for food, you decide that now is a good time to pull him aside and talk to him man-to-stallion about the situation with you and Dash wanting some piece.
"Hey Fire Streak, can I talk to you for a second?"
>"Yeah, sure. What's up Anon?"
>You hated to break this kinda thing to him, he seemed like a really nice guy.
"Listen, you've been really cool, but Dash and I are up here for our anniversary, and we wanted to be.... More secluded, if you get what I'm saying. Do you think we could have some space while we're here?"
>Fire Streak's ears droop down and his expression turns noticeably sadder.
>You're not really sure why seeing as you never even actually invited him along with you, but he seemed genuinely excited to hang out with you and Dash.
>"O-oh. Yeah, no problem man, I'll just find something to do around here, I guess."
"Thanks, I appreciate it."
>You awkwardly stand up and shuffle back into the kitchen, trying hard to not think about the staggering disappointment you left in your wake.
>You return to the kitchen to find Dash struggling out words around a mouthful of protein bar.
>"So, you ready to head out yet Anon? Soarin told me that there's an awesome sledding hill nearby!"
>Fire Streak perks up at this, popping into the kitchen with a beaming smile.
>"Did you say sledding!? Great, I'll go get my sled!"
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>>28215213
>The white stallion turns and tears down the hallway, heading for the back storage closet.
>You turn back around to Rainbow Dash who has a visibly annoyed expression on her face.
>"Anon, I thought you said you talked to him."
"I did, and he said that would be fine. I guess he's just a persistent guy? It's just one time Dash, and who knows, he might be fun to have around. Seems like a nice enough guy."
>"Fiiinnneee, but I'm gonna get you alone sometime, this guy can't hang around for ever, you know."
"I wouldn't miss it for the world~."
FIN
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>>28192932
This is absolutely fantastic Rose, the best green from the best writefag by far.
>>28205000
This, plus Nazi poner was calling my name. I needed to take a quick break to get something in order, but I'm back and ready to write now!
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>>28215219
Finally, a fix . Was having dash green withdraw for a bit. Liking this bit so far
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bump for rosen and church
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>>28213062
It's always nice to see more scootalove. Just a couple of notes: Scootaloo's head should be larger, in the show her head is almost as large as Dash's, but you drawn it much smaller. And you didn't draw the sclera, i.e. the "white" of the eye, so the eyes look too dark (larger highlights would've helped too). Other than that, Dash is a cutie, and I love the way you draw wings.

>>28215219
Welcome back Church! Happy to see you again.
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Bump because I made a new english script that I currently call featherletter.
Will likely upload as a font for you guys.
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patient bump
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I drew a thing.
It was supposed to be a hoodie.
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>>28215219
Great green church, glad to see you back. Fire Streak seems like a cool stallion, I feel kinda bad for him now.
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>>28220381
That's a great hoodie and a cute picture
Saved
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>>28225552
Why thank you anon!

I was celebrating in the 4CC thread.
/mlp/ won the cup! TWO STARS!
GIDDY UP! GIDDY UP! GIDDY UP!
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>>28216485
Duly noted on head sizes there. Not drawn very much with the fillies, and this is actually my first drawing of Scootaloo.

As for the whites of her eyes, I was aiming for the huge dark part of the eyes like pic related, because she's getting a wing-hug off her idol here.
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>>28227465
Dear god!

Didn't realise I'd got that off THAT damned website.
Must be an old save that. Not looked there in YEARS!

Anyway. Have another Dashie. 30 minute art challenge attempt. (Successful).
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10 bump
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Sorry I'm so late, 21 credit hours sucks. But I promised an update and here it is.

>You’re staring at your bedsheets, the last part of your apartment you had left to clean.
>A few blue hairs and smaller down feathers lay on top of the mattress, large dark stains mottled the white fabric.
>You do your best to not let you mind wander, but you only succeed in forgetting what you’re supposed to be doing.
>You knew she was really pent up, but you don’t remember her making that kind of mess.
>Then again, it was dark and you were in a world of your own for a while so it’s entirely possible that you missed a few things.
>It’s still a bit surreal to think about…the whole losing your virginity thing that is.
>To a talking rainbow pony nonetheless.
>You pluck three small feathers away and start to rip the sheets off the mattress, the intense musk stifling your nose.
>What would your father say?
>Who cares. All that mattered was that you made her happy, and in turn, that made you happy.
>You pause a moment and struggle to match a face to a figure.
>The image of your father was a faint one, the accompanying emotions even fainter.
>This was your life now.
>This weird land of voodoo.
>This small apartment.
>Your friends.
>Your mare.
>You hadn’t really discussed your relationship with Dash yet.
>But it was very unlikely this was a temporary fling, and you were entirely okay with that.
>The both of you still had a lot to figure out, but you’d been the closest of friends for so long you couldn’t imagine leaving each other especially now that you were so much more invested.
>She may be a bit rash, but she definitely took her time opening up to others.
>Judging by the way she opened up last night for the first time…she’d been doing a lot of thinking.
>You roll up the sheets as you walk to the end of your hallway and shove them in the machine.
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>Other than running the wash, you didn’t have anything else planned for the day…except for the air show of course.
>Dash didn’t know you planned on going to her performance, she’d thought that you had to get ready for your job.
>Luckily for you, your job start date got postponed another three days.
>You’d forgotten to tell her about it, but even if she knew, it was unlikely you’d get to talk much.
>You hoped it didn’t look too clingy or something, but with how she was acting this morning, you doubt she’d mind.
>Besides, you’d never actually been to one of her official air shows.
>It wasn’t supposed to start until noon, but you didn’t pre-order any train tickets so the earlier the safer.
>Thirty minutes later you were showered, shaved, dressed and ready to go.

>The ride to Canterlot was uneventful.
>The same double takes from new ponies, the same short ceiling and awkward seats.
>Despite it’s pains, the steam powered machine of steel and wood provided a measure of comfort.
>It wasn’t driven by magic, just good old reliable physics.
>In a way you almost felt a connection to it, and when you finally arrived in the mountaintop city a few hours later you felt a bit uncomfortable leaving it’s cramped confines.
>You hop the steps out of the passenger car and make your way into the bustling city like a kid at the first day of school.
>The cobblestone street felt foreign beneath your feet as you take in the striking scenery.
>It wasn’t so striking in the sense that it was awe-inspiring, it was striking because it was so familiar.
>Buildings stood several stories high and were made of stone or brick, roads crossed at ninety-degree angles and there even seemed to be a standardized road sign system for buggies.
>It was much more modern than the backstreets of Ponyville you were used to.
>You catch yourself gawking and snap out of it, you’d have plenty of time to check it out when you started your job.
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>Eventually you find your way to the Wonderbolts stadium through a series of event corner signs.
>You pay for a front row seat at the gate and make your way inside.
>The size of the whole thing surprised you, it was bigger than a college football stadium.
>You even found a vendor that sold those giant soft pretzels with butter and salt on them.
>No hot dogs, but you could live off these pretzels as long as your wallet let you.
>You still had about an hour before the show started and it was starting to get packed with excited pastel ponies.
>You notice quite a few manticores and griffins milling about as well, that’s probably why you weren’t getting as many strange looks as you got elsewhere.
>The new anonymity spurs you on to explore around a bit.
>You find your way into a merchandise shop and immediately notice a dozen giddy fillies and colts dragging their parents around with wild eyes and excited grins.
>You can’t help but smile as you begin to walk the isles and notice junior sized Wonderbolts outfits.
>A giggling filly weaves through your legs and her mother darts after her after giving you a tired, apologetic smile.
>That’s what you get for hanging out in the kids section.
>The other side of the store is definitely catered more toward the…adult enthusiast.
>Puzzles, coffee mugs, lanyards…
>Immediately your mare’s striking colors jump out at you, and you find your self looking at a life size Rainbow Dash Wonderbolt poster.
>Despite it being a mere picture, you can’t help but feel your heart skip a bit at her striking beauty and confident grin.
>You slow your pretzel chewing as you look out to either side.
>Her and the rest of the active members of the team take up the whole wall.
>It finally hits you that Dash is actually a celebrity of sorts.
>You never realized just how popular she was until now.
>You swallow the lump in your throat and get a bit closer.
>The backdrop was the same as all the others, but the detail was incredible.
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>You’re eyes study her magenta ink ones and you follow every line—testing the photo’s accuracy.
>Not to brag, but you were probably more qualified to judge it’s authenticity than…
>“So are you a fan or just daydreaming?”
>You turn look over and notice an earth stallion store clerk looking at you with a humorous smirk.
“Uhh…I was just…checking the price.”
>His grin only gets wider.
>”Your eyes must be pretty good to see something that isn’t there.”
>You were trying not to act flustered, but you couldn’t help snapping back and searching for a price tag.
>He was right.
>”Haha, don’t worry there’s a reason we’re almost sold out of number six you know.”
“Number six?”
>”Yeah, six for the sixth in formation. She’s the newest team member so she gets the last spot until they recruit another or she proves herself.”
>The statement raises a few questions in your mind.
>Obviously you could just wait until the show was over and ask her yourself, but this was interesting.
“So how does she prove herself?”
>Your genuine interest seems to spark the clerk’s inner nerd.
>”Well for starters, every new recruit is expected to organize the pre-flights. That means they check the weather, test the flight routine in the venue, and give the morning brief.”
>You nod and take another bite of pretzel.
>”If they do all that as well as execute their show routines flawlessly, they might earn a solo event.”
“Like a wingtip turn?”
>”Exactly. And if they do good in that, they’ll get to go to a sort of promotion board to see if they’re ready to take on a flight lead role.”
“Sounds like you really know your stuff.”
>”Yeah? Well, working here has it’s perks, we get the inside scoop on all the happenings too.”
>This was too fun.
“Inside scoop?”
>He wiggles his brows in response.
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>”I’ll let you in but you have to promise not to tell any pony else, my friend only told me because I’m good at keeping secrets.”
>Oh really.
“My lips are sealed.”
>He suspiciously stares straight ahead while a pony couple walks through the isle behind you.
>When they’re out of sight he leans over and whispers.
>”She’s single.”
>You try to contain your smile and play along.
“Who?”
>”The one you’ve been ogling genius.”
>His eyes nod to the life size poster of Rainbow.
“How do you know that?”
>”I’ve got a friend who’s a locker room janitor, he overheard the conversation about a week ago.”
>A lot has changed in a week.
“Oh really…so you’re saying I have a chance?”
>He chuckles at your joke.
>”I don’t know maybe, she doesn’t seem to go for any of the world class stallions she hangs around all day, exotic might be her thing.”
>You’d never considered yourself exotic before, in fact, you were the least exotic thing in the whole country as far as you were concerned.
>You do your best to shrug it off.
>”So, you want to buy one or what?”
>It’s not exactly a pin-up, but it does feel a bit awkward.
“Uhh…”
>You don’t have any photos of Dash yet, considering how scarce cameras were around here this might be your last shot at getting one for a while.
>You take in the size of the whole thing one last time as a bit of indecisiveness hits you.
“…it might be a bit…big. Do you have anything smaller?”
>”You sure? It might be another month before we get more of hers in stock.”
“That popular?”
>”Her uh…male fanbase is already bigger than Spitfires.”
>You’re beginning to realize just how lucky you are to have snagged her when you did.
“Yeah I really don’t have the room.”
>”Suit yourself.”
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>The stallion leads you over to another isle decorated with calendars and team member photos with copied signatures on them.
>You immediately spot a scaled down version of the life sized one and pick it up.
>”So is that going with the rest of your team memorabilia, or on your dresser?”
>Dang this dude was onto you. Was it that apparent?
“It’s a gift.”
>He gives you a flat stare.
>”That’s the fourth time I’ve heard that today.”
>You sigh.
“It’s…yeah, it’s probably going on my dresser.”
>He nods with a touch of smugness.
>”Just make sure you put it away if you have a mare over or something…my last mare friend almost broke up with me over my Spitfire poster.
>You doubt you’ll have the same problem.
>You check out and bid farewell to the interesting clerk; the throughways are jam packed by the time you leave the store.
>As you wade through the waist deep sea of pastel fur, pegasi fly past your head, buffeting you with wind.
>At this rate you won’t have time to get another soft pretzel before the show starts.
>You make eye contact with a disgruntled looking minotaur in the same predicament you were.
>You both exchange a brief nod of mutual understanding.
>It takes some time to get to the front row, but you eventually make it.
>A sea of colors flows into the stadium accompanied by the dull roar of a couple thousand conversations.
>You’d never seen this many ponies in one spot before, these events must be more popular than hoof ball.
>You adjust to get more comfortable in your weathered wooden seat as the announcer grabs everyone’s attention.
>”MARES AND GENTLECOLTS PLEASE FIND YOUR SEATS, THE SHOW IS ABOUT TO BEGIN!”
>You jump a bit as a unicorn accidentally smacks her knee into the back of your head.
>More little furry creatures fill in to your left and right. Good thing you used the bathroom before you left the apartment.
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>Soon enough, a kind of electric guitar riff begins playing over the megaphones and the announcer begins his intro.
>This was actually more exciting than you thought it would be.
>The crowd roars as Spitfire leads the six-pony wedge formation into view of the stadium at high speed.
>Dash’s color scheme was quite obvious and it didn’t take long to find her.
>She was pretty far away, but you were relieved that you didn’t see any of the wobbling that you saw this morning when she left.
>They simultaneously nose over into a dive and kick on some kind of smoke maker that left contrails in their wake.
>You end up losing her in the mess of maneuvers as they break out into their routine.
>The show consisted mainly of formation flying and high speed turns, a few of the ponies had solo parts where they demonstrated a maneuver they perfected.
>It lacked the ear-splitting turbofans and streaking metal that you normally attributed to airshows.
>But it was still impressive in its robot-like precision and physics defying stunts.
>”TURN YOUR ATTENTION TO THE LEFT SIDE OF THE FIELD WHERE THE NEWEST MEMBER RAINBOW DASH WILL PERFORM A SKILLFUL WINGTIP TURN.”
>Looking over you spot Dash circling in a wide loop.
>The announcers voice reaches her and she goes into a steep dive, somehow picking up more speed than gravity could accelerate her.
>You move to the edge of you seat and watch intensely.
>She practiced countless times before, but you couldn’t help but feel a bit anxious.
>She levels out briefly before going into a climb—wings outstretched.
>Oh no.
>Whether it was fatigue or strain, her wings weren’t cooperating.
>Her vertical inertia climb was more of a wobbly line.
>She senses she can’t hold it straight and throws in a few showy rolls to cover up.
>The crowd doesn’t know any different, but your grinding your teeth.
>She reaches the apex of her climb and tucks a wing to roll over.
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>Another miscalculation makes her late on the draw.
>Instead of extending her wing into a vertical dive, she overshoots and goes past vertical.
>Again she covers up expertly by turning it into a spiral dive.
>It wasn’t what she’d practiced, but it definitely looked cool.
>You almost forget you’re not the only spectator until the crowd begins cheering.
>You smile and join in.
>Twenty minutes later the show’s over and they announce a half-hour break until the Royal Guard Air Wing demonstration.
>Confused, you fish the ticket out of your pocket and read the itinerary.
*WONDERBOLTS 12:30, RGAW 1:00, Obstacle course competition 1:30
>The Wonderbolts was a few fonts bigger and in bold, makes sense since you’ve never even heard of the other groups.
>Most of the ponies were filtering around you to go back into the concession stands, but a few were going the opposite way.
>It caught your eye and you followed them to the edge of the arena where some team members were writing signatures.
>That gives you an idea.
>You look down into your bag and check to make sure your photo was still there.
>Children and adults alike flood to edge in increasing numbers, your mind races to plot the fastest route.
>Luckily you’re already in the front row.
>Despite your advantages, the line had doubled in size by the time you got there.
>You were a good fifty ponies back or so, the hardest part was trying to pick the right line.
>Your tall frame was obscured by a few griffins right in front of you.
>Eventually you get within line of sight of Dash.
>You can’t keep a smile off you face as you watch her gleefully soaking up all the glory from her fans.
>She was definitely in her element.
>She had a marker in her mouth and was signing various things. Mostly hats and patches of her cutie mark.
>You patiently inch closer and closer until only the group of griffins stand between you and her.
>She looks up at them and you avert your gaze so she wouldn’t see you.
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>>28215219
>come to the thread late
>almost miss these two
Fuck that was close. Love the green, its great just like expected. Nice to see you back Church!
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>>28229867
>Her familiar scratchy voice cuts through your thoughts.
>”What’s up guys?”
>”Hi uhh, Ms. Dash…”
>The flustered griffin’s friend cuts in.
>”It’s his birthday and he was hoping you could write him a note or something!”
>”Hah! Sure thing.”
>Your gaze is still averted and you coincidentally make eye contact with another member of the team.
>She’s a teal color above her flight suit with silvery white hair.
>She briefly makes eye contact before glancing at Dash then back to you.
>A wide grin splits her face and she goes back to signing autographs.
>What was that all about?
>”…wait wait wait can you kiss it too?”
>”Hey shutup! Sorry Ms. Dash my friends aren’t the most polite.”
>”Haha! Go ask Fleetfoot if you want something like that.”
>”O-okay, uhh…thanks.”
>The silver haired pegasus to your left turns in response to her name and Dash offers a parting ‘happy birthday’ to the excited Griffins.
>Finally your turn, you walk up to the surprised Wonderbolt with a big grin.
“So it’s not my birthday or anything, but I am your biggest fan so if you could write me a note too that’d be great.”
>Unable to think of a response she just stares at you and struggles to suppress a light blush as she takes the picture from your hand.
>She fails horribly once she sees her own portrait.
>The mare you’d figured was named Fleetfoot broke out laughing mid-writing.
>She hands the cap back to the young filly who was ecstatic despite the abrupt squiggle in the middle of the signature.
>”What’s the matter Dash? He’s your biggest fan.”
>Your mare shoots an annoyed look at the smug pegasus before regaining her composure.
>Does she know something you don’t?
>She turns to you with a confident smirk.
>”So…biggest fan huh? You know some ponies come all the way from Las Pegasus to watch the Canterlot show?
>Her eyes hold yours and you pick up the hidden mirth in her flippant tone.
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>You lean over the railing and lower your voice a bit.
“Well I came from a lot farther than that just to see you…”
>You hold your stare as you slowly infect her with your grin.
>”Okay fine, just don’t frame it and put it on your dresser or something.”
>What was with ponies reading your mind today?
>Her brow furrows as she takes a moment to contemplate her message.
>It was at this moment you become distinctly aware that you’re standing in the front of a very long line.
>You turn back to avoid eye contact with angry ponies and see Dash furiously writing something in the bottom corner of the picture.
>She finally finishes and hoofs it back to you.
>You don’t take the time to read the note yet, you’ll save it for later.
“So are you going to kiss it, or should I ask Fleetfoot?”
>You nod over to the grinning pegasus who was still very much in tune with your conversation.
>That definitely put her on the spot.
>You’d feel bad if she didn’t have such a massive ego.
>”Arrgh!”
>She takes the picture back with suppressed rage and kisses the backside of it, leaving a light blue lipstick mark.
>She couldn’t avoid her blush now.
>You lean in close to her fiery eyes and take it from her.
“Don’t worry, I’ll make you a zap apple sandwich to make up for it.” You whisper.
>”You’re gonna do a lot more than that.” She replies under her breath.
>Damn, way to turn the tables.
>Despite your tense moment she gives you a very genuine grin.
“I guess there’s a line so…”
>She flashes a smile of gratitude, the fact that you came all the way up here just to watch her perform wasn’t lost on her.
>Unfortunately the setting limited her dialogue.
>”Later Anon uh…”
>She realizes she wasn’t supposed to know your name and shuffles while awkwardly looking away.
>Fleetfoot giggles and Dash shoots her another venomous look.
>This silvery mare must know more than most.
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>You knew the last thing Dash would want is to make a scene, so you keep it brief.
“Thanks Ms. Dash.”
>Your eyes linger on each other until you turn around and head up the steps to the top of the stadium.
>You carefully place the picture back in its envelope and wrap it up in your bag.
>As you make your way up, you can’t help but glance back a few times at the object of your love.
>You caught her glancing back up at you just as you make it to the top, her smile returning full force.
>Leaving the venue was much more difficult than getting in.
>Not only did you have to deal with a few thousand ponies getting food and drinks, the exits were also slightly clogged from ponies who only came for the Wonderbolts show.
>You retrace your steps to the train station and order your ticket back to Ponyville.
>Finding an empty waiting bench, you take a seat and enjoy the scenery looking off the mountaintop city.
>The sun was well on its way towards the horizon and it cast short shadows over the crystal clear countryside.
>An athletic looking pegasus stallion trots over and takes a seat at the opposite end of the bench.
>That was strange, normally ponies didn’t choose to sit next to the bipedal alien but you weren’t complaining.
>”You must be Anon.”
>You turn to the silvery stallion who somehow knew your name.
“Y-yeah…I’m sorry have we met before?”
>He relaxes a bit once his guess is confirmed.
>”No no I’ve just heard a lot about you.”
>Was he working in the research department that you were going to?
“Really? From who?”
>”Crash, uhh, Rainbow talks a lot about you.”
>He must be another Wonderbolt.
>You quickly glance down at his cutie mark.
>You did’t have them memorized, but you figured just about every Wonderbolt you saw had some kind of lightning something or other.
>You still weren’t sure how socially acceptable it was to look at another ponies butt…especially since he was a guy.
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>Either way he takes no offense and fills in the blank for you.
>“Sorry, I’m Soarin by the way.”
>Oh.
>He extends a hoof which you go to shake, at the last moment you catch yourself and do the formal fist bump instead.
“Nice to meet you, I’m Anon, but I guess you already know that?”
>”Yeah, sorry if it’s a bit weird, but the way she described you, I figured you had to be him.”
>You weren’t sure if Dash told her team about your relationship so you figured you’d play it safe.
“Hopefully they’re all good stories.”
>”Haha, the way she talks, all there are are good stories.”
>You can’t help but smile.
”I’m glad to hear that. Say, why aren’t you back with the team?”
>”Oh, I sprained my rotator cuff and can’t use my left wing for a few weeks.”
“That sucks.”
>”Yeah, but I was still down with the team earlier today to run their ground coordination. Cap’n gave me the rest of the weekend off to go visit family so that’s where I’m headed now.”
“You have family in Ponyville?”
>”No, Appleoosa, about an hour past there.”
“Ok…”
>”How about you? I take it you’re not from around here.”
“No I’m from another universe.”
>”Uhh…what?”
>Twilight was the only other pony you’d dropped that on before, and it was accurate to the best of your knowledge.
“Yep, as far as I can tell, that pretty much sums it up.”
>Surprisingly, it seems like he believes you.
>”So…what does it look like from where you come from? Uh, if you don’t mind me asking?”
“Not at all. It’s mostly the same, but with more smog and no magic.”
>”What’s smog?”
>You figured he’d ask about the magic first.
“Its kinda like smoke but from burning petroleum. Makes everything look brown and hazy.”
>”Huh, sounds…interesting.”
“I don’t miss it.”
>”So I take it you like it here?”
“Yeah, I actually like it a lot, I got an apartment set up in Ponyville.”
>”With Rainbow?”
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>>28229921
>That catches you off guard, but you quickly figure Dash must’ve told her team about your relationship.
>At least it would help explain Fleetfoot’s behavior.
“Well…kind of.”
>He grins and wiggles his brows at you.
>The train finally arrives and you carry your conversation on board.
>Topics range from mares to ale and finally to your mutually shared skepticism that Celestia actually moves the sun.
>You voiced your fears that you’d be burned at the stake for saying such things, but he just laughed it off.
>He turned out to be a pretty cool guy altogether, if Dash ever dragged you to one of her team parties you’d definitely seek him out again.
>The train comes to a halt in front of Ponyville station.
>”Hey listen, I uhh…as a friend, of Dash’s that is. Take good care of her.”
>The request catches you off guard.
>”She’s had some bad experiences in the past, and she deserves a good stallion.”
>The weight of his words sober you up.
“That I can promise.”
>He nods at you before stopping you again.
>”Oh, and remember to go easy when she’s got a show the next day. It was a mess trying to make up the time she lost during her solo.”
>Go easy?
>Oh…that.
>That’s why she messed up…and he knew.
>Your guilt is covered up by a light blush as he chuckles and waves you off.
>You step off the train and make your way through the dirt streets back to your humble apartment.
>The sun was just beginning to set so you turn your lights on to make some dinner.
>An hour later you were curled up on your fresh sheets, reading through “Introductory Electrical Engineering.”
>It was a bit simplistic, but it gave you a few ideas on how you were going to build your toaster.
>The whole idea was pretty stupid to begin with.
>Of all the things you were qualified for, you got a job pulling a toaster out of your ass.
>But money is money.
>You set the book down and go to turn off the lights, then you realize you still hadn’t read Dash’s note.
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>>28229933
>You fish for the bag and remove the picture.
>Your Wonderbolt’s bright smile stares back at you.
>You love her so much.
>Even this picture of her got you feeling all fuzzy inside.
>The note in the corner read, “I’m really bad with mushy writing but I promise I’ll make it up to you when I get home. ~Love Dash”
>Your own laughter surprises you as it echoes through the empty room.
>You briefly wonder if she was referring to your apartment as 'home.'
>The picture turns over in your hands and you study the blue puckered lip marks on the back.
>You’d never seen her wear any sort of makeup before, must be something they do for shows.
>You avoid your urge to touch it out of fear of it smearing.
>The bed feels empty and the blankets feel cold, it suddenly hits you that you won’t see her again until Sunday.
>Call it needy or clingy or whatever, but you really missed her.
>You take a deep breath and lean the picture against your lamp, her confident eyes looking at you.
>Soarin’s parting words echo through your thoughts.
“I promise I’ll be good to you.”
>It sounded a bit silly talking to a picture, so you didn’t listen to yourself.
>You flip the lights off and struggle to fall asleep without Dash’s comforting warmth and scent.
>Eventually you doze off as you mentally plan your next few days alone.

Well that's all for a bit. At this point anything that's not strictly AnonxDash feels really dry. So let me know if you have any critiques or comments.
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>>28229973
Enjoying this, and don't worry about some parts feeling dry, even the little bits add depth to a story helping paint a more detailed mental image of what's going on.
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>>28229973
dont sweat it man, im probably one the most hardcore anonXdash readers and even I think that a fic that is luvy duvy mushy dash luving 100% of the time is a bit much. Your writing is fine and I love this fic.

it is interesting to see how you write dash as a real celebrity, not many fics seem to recognize that. I also like that line where you state her male fanbase is bigger than spitfires. Thats an ego boost if i ever heard one.

Imagine getting your hands on a mare that every stallion would kill for and she's all yours and yours alone.
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>dat watermark in the gif
I'm sorry, I have to ask you to leave this board. Nah, don't worry, no one noticed it.
Now seriously, these eyes look much better. But then again, here you drew the sclera, if you're going to draw huge black eyes like Rarity's in the gif, the highlights have to be much bigger than usual. Try it the next time. I mean, even if you draw them too big, you can always make them smaller, while the opposite is much harder, so there's nothing to lose.

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>>28229973
That was great. Maybe one of the cutest dash's I've read and still felt natural, top notch. Keep it up good anon
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As good as always, mobius. It's been less than 3 months since you started your green, but I'm enjoying it so much I'll be sad when it ends. Love you, man!
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>>28229973
>ctrl + f
>"Dashie"
Not one usage of the nickname. 11/10 best story ever.
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>>28229973

This story started off with anon cucking zephyr, now hes cucking all the stallions. I love it.
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>>28235565
Magnet hoof to the rescue!
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>couch to 5k with Rainbow Dash
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Drew a little somethin-somethin for you fags.
http://imgur.com/PbBVXDR
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>>28236944
So dash shoved a whip cream can up her ass and now is a whipped cream dispenser... I'd buy it.
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>>28238137
New fetish acquired.
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>>28238521
Anal cream fetish green when?
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>>28238521
>>28238997
>>28239377
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>>28240111
nice trips, faget
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>>28235565
Is she going bald?
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>>28241395
Nah >>28181413
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>>28242407
Adorable!
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Boop
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>>28229973
And now I'm all caught up. Just spent multiple hours the last 2 days reading your story. Love it, she's so cute and their relationship us adorable. 10/10 would read again
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1am bump
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>>28244626
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>>28252712
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My my, how'd this get to page 10?
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>>28253535
Eurofag bumper reporting in. I've got it covered now.
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>>28252778
>Konami
Someone should remove that
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>>28255580
That's some colour
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>>28256231
>some color
I mean, this is the thread for most colorful horse
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Comfy.
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>>28191766
Good news everyone!
>episode with Dash
>it's written by Nick Confalone!
https://twitter.com/joshhaber/status/768849780415995904
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>>28257000
These trip's demand to take it even further! HNNNNNNNNNNNNNG!
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>Twiggy colored Dash

I didn't ask for this unf.
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>>28257597
We'll never know if this is something all the pegasi do, or if it's something exclusive to pegasi catpones.
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Alright Dashfags, I'm curious.
Why do you like her?
When did you start liking her?
What draws you to this thread?

Feel free to ignore the above, I'm just sick of only bumping and wanted to see what Dashfags are all about these days.
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>>28260075
Already said it in this thread earlier

>>28178015

>>28178758
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>>28160651
you misspelled worst pony
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>>28260075
I wrote an essay about it >>28167863
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>>28260075
shes just perfect y'know?
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Have the writefriends abandoned us?
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>>28261942
Mobius, Rosenkreutz and Church's last updates were posted less than a week ago, there's no need to panic yet.
The Anonymous writefag with the AI green, on the other hand, posted his last update two weeks ago. I'm afraid he might be one of the dashfags who left the board after MMDW2. Are you still alive, Anon?
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>>28260171
>>28261145
>>28261472
Right on, glad to see there are still passionate Dashfags around.

Stay classy, gents
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>>28262894
>there are still passionate Dashfags around
Yeah, well, there are four of us. But we aren't going anywhere.
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>>28263465
Count me in, and dash is probably a dashfag too so 6.
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>>28263574
7
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>>28263465
Hard to remember every anon over the past 2 years save for a few and the writefags, of course.

>>28263782
Are we counting now? 8
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>>28264000
I'm in, so that would now be 9.
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I can write, but my drawing skills are shit
I wanna be a drawfag
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>>28265856
I drew up pic related back in March after 3 months of non-stop practice. You could probably get there too if you if you're dedicated enough.
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>>28266001
I WILL BELIEVE
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[TenochtiCon Continued]

>A loud buzzing seems to fill your ears.
>Your pupils contract as your heart races.
>Did...did he just...?
>Anonymous looks at you.
>Alarm and frustration cross his face as he sees your wings lift defensively.
>Your brain screams incoherently at your new seemingly obvious information.
"Y-you! You're...!"
>Your mouth refuses to give voice to the explosive fact.
>"I knew it! You're freaking out..."
>Anonymous stands up quickly and starts making his way back to the bedroom.
>"Ponies just...I'm sick of this. Once I'm out of sight just leave and I'll g-OOW!"
>He jumps and spins wildly in time to see your hoof falling from your floating wind up pitch.
>The corner of your heavy prize envelope had tagged him right on the top of his head.
>"What the actual FU-"
"You're ANONYMOUS?"
>He backpedals a few steps as you practically teleport in front of his face.
"You!"
>You jab a hoof into his chest.
"...are ANONYMOUS!"
>He looks at you wide eyed and rubs his chest defensively.
>"Um...yes? Are you a fan?"
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>>28266385
>Your brain nearly melts down from the many ways you'd like to answer THAT question.
"But you! You're signing copies! And the contest! And your costume? How! Why? What's going on here?!"
>A small smile appears on his face.
>"You mean...well um, we sold out by noon. I like cosplay because I can be out...there."
>He waves a hand vaguely at the door.
>"I had time so..."
>The change in his demeanor just makes you more confused.
>He seems positively happy to have you prodding him angrily.
>"Um...sooo, have you read-?"
"You're a con-artist!"
>The volume of your voice refuses to be checked.
>"Ha! Well, my art is only sold at Cons..."
"Gah! That's not what I meant! You rip off Daring Do! You make money off of A. K. Yearling's adv...stories and characters!"
>He crosses his arms and grins.
>"It may be a rip, but I've taken NOTHING from A. K. Yearling."
>He raises an eyebrow at you. Is he enjoying this?
>This conversation is not going how you'd imagined. He admits it's a rip off, but...
"What d'ya mean?! I read your story! You can't hide it just 'cause you don't say her name!"
>You bristle at his openly happy expression.
>Shouldn't he at least be smug?
"And why are you so HAPPY!"
>The question comes out a bit more angrily than it maybe should have, but he immediately smartens up and composes himself.
>"Um, well I...its just I haven't ever talked to a pony without them being...y'know scared or paranoid."
>He sighs and rakes his fingers through his hair.
>"Look, you're obviously a big Daring Do fan. Can I maybe...explain myself to you? I swear I'm not trying to hurt Yearling or steal from her."
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>>28266394
>You're caught between curiosity and wanting to buck him off the balcony for your friend.
>...
>The others would hear him out though.
>You huff through your nostrils at him and flap back across the room to sit down.
>He doesn't seem like a bad...thing.
>A small part of you hopes he's convincing.
"Okay, talk. And hurry up. Our spa appointment is in less than an hour."
>Maybe a not so small part after all.
>Again he smiles that bright, happy grin and moves to sit down.
>"Alright, but it needs...context..."
>You eye him closely, but it doesn't seem like he's trying to back out.
"Just spit it out! This is weird enough as it is..."
>He laughs a rough, oddly resonant agreement.
>"Hate to tell you, Rainbow. It gets weirder."
>You impatiently motion for him to go on.
>"Okay, first thing's first. I'm not from Equestria. I'm from another world. A very...different world."
"Oh c'mon! A different world? You expect me to belie-"
>"It's true, Rainbow."
>His calmly quiet affirmation shuts you down.
>You can't put your hoof on why, but you find yourself actually believing this.
>"Look, going into specifics would have us here for eternity..."
>He runs his fingers through his hair again.
>That nervous habit of his is kinda fascinating to watch.
>"The short version is that I ended up here about eight years ago near Manehattan. When I got to the city it was a huge mess. Suffice it to say I got chased out with torches and pitchforks."
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>>28266410
>He heaves a sigh.
>"I was alone, and scared and there were creatures and monsters everywhere I'd always believed were fairy tales and cart-...stories."
>You realize you're squirming with pent up questions and try to settle.
>"I eventually found my way to Griffonstone. They were the first ones to not care what I looked like. They only asked me one question to let me stay."
>You chime in unison with him. The obvious question.
"Got any bits?"
>You both burst out laughing.
>"Ha! Yeah, exactly! I did have a few too. Ponies weren't directly cruel you know. Not most of 'em."
>He stares into his palm as he rubs his thumb across the lines etched there.
>"Some of 'em were...really nice. Gave me some bits. But they never wanted me to stay."
>You find yourself getting angry that your fellow ponies had basically shunned this creature. He's kind of cool! What's their problem anyway?
>"I dunno. Guess I'm just too different."
>He sighs again and shakes his head.
>You hadn't realized you'd said that last bit out loud.
>"Anyway, I got set up, but the coin ran out quick. I needed some way to make lots of bits fairly quickly. My old life skills weren't really a help, but I realized something."
>He looks up into your eyes with a searching expression.
>"It hit me that I've got all sorts of information and music and stories from my world that your world's never had before. If I could get it to catch on, I could make bank. Maybe even become...y'know, respected."
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>>28266429
>His eyes beg you for understanding.
>"So I heard about some big yearly gatherings for fans of pulp adventure serials. I'm a huge nerd for those things. My favorites back home were stories about an archaeologist called Indiana Jones."
>You can't help but smile at his excitement talking about his favorite books.
>"He's awesome! I've read all of them dozens of times, and I thought maybe I could market 'em to ponies, y'know?"
>He leans forward earnestly. It seems like he's eager to get this all out in the open.
>"I rewrote one of 'em. As well as I could. And I went to the book convention in costume to sell it. Nobody cared."
>He slumps back in his seat.
>"But I did find Daring Do and the Saphire Statue. It had been out for two years and was massively popular, but the author was reclusive and wouldn't commit to writing another one. Wouldn't even give an interview. And everyone was clamoring for another adventure..."
>You lean in as he takes a breath and rushes out the end of his tale.
>"...so I reworked the Indy story to parallel Daring Do to fill that gap. And it sold amazingly! But then ponies kept asking for more, and shortly after that the second Yearling novel dropped. I freaked out. And then most of my earnings got taxed away by the Griffons and Canterlot so I barely had enough to live on again. My stuff was popular so I had to keep going! You see don't you? I'm not trying to buck Yearling! I'm just...trying to get by."
>The story rings true, but his reasoning doesn't completely hold water.
"So why didn't you change to one of the other things from this other world of yours? Why keep copying A. K. Yearling?"
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>>28266443
BECAUSE AK YEARLING ISNT REAL
LET THE TRUTH DROP LIKE THE BEAT AND THE TWIN TOWERS
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>>28266443
>He flinches at how easily you found the hole in his logic and takes a deep breath.
>"The truth?"
>You nod. It's kinda obvious but you want to hear him admit it.
>"Whshooo...okay...the truth is, I like being popular. Okay? I like having ponies talk about me and wanting to meet me. I like that my favorite stories are exciting a whole race of aliens! It's...nice to be appreciated."
>He looks up in surprise as you thump his arm.
"Yeah. I get it."
>You manage not to look completely smug as you fly over to the mini bar for another juice as he sputters and tries to make words.
>"You...'get it'? Just like that?"
>You playfully flick the bottle cap at him.
"Just like that!"
>"Wait...no no no, you can't jus-"
"Hurry up, Anon. We have to get moving if we don't want to miss our appointment."
>You flap quickly to the door and exit into the hall as he trips over his feet to get a covering robe on and follow you.
"I'll be waiting at the elevators!"
>"Wait! Rainbow Dash! I wanna...ACK!...talk about this!"
"We'll talk at the spa! MOVE it!"
>"Rainb-!"
>You shut the door and hurry off to the elevators.
>The thoughts and feelings running through you crash and battle.
>You need a few minutes alone to try to sort yourself out.
>For now, all you're sure of is that Anonymous isn't what you expected.
>You sigh as you glide down the hall.
"What am I gonna do..."

More to come. Thanks for reading! Comments and criticisms are highly sought after and help me improve! Sorry for the late update. It's been a hell of a week.
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>>28266462
Yay you're back! I'm glad, still enjoying it. I'm happy with how you're doing anon I just wanna know one thing.

From what we know daring do is very similar to Indiana jones right? So why wouldn't his copy of Indiana jones sell well on their own? Did I miss something?

Otherwise, it was good. Not sure what feelings rainbow is getting but with what this boards like I'm just assuming they're gonna be banging in a few posts... just don't want you to be too hasty with the relationship. She wouldn't get any heart feels this fast, or is it just she's surprised he's nice after all.

That was a long one. Sorry
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>>28266504
>>28266504
No worries, kind Anon. The failure of his first story could be for any number of reasons. Not necessarily content. It's just a conceit of my narrative. No need to bog it down with hyper detail. As for her feelings, I'm not talking about romance I assure you. All shall be revealed in time. [Cackling Intensifies]
But seriously. Not romance. yet~
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>>28267126
Why does she look so cute to me? I never get that.
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>>28265856
I'm late to the party but I wanted to share this:
http://www.livescience.com/19878-drawing-ability.html
>the good news, according to researchers at the University College London, is that people can improve at all these mental processes with practice
Knowing I could get better at drawing was probably the main reason that encouraged me to start doing it. I'm still far from being good at this, but I've improved a lot since I started, and I keep on trying to improve more.
If you want some tips, the Draw Thread has some nice tutorials, give them a try: >>28263516.
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>>28266394
>a con-artist
Anon being a con artist would make for an orders of magnitude more interesting story.
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>>28265176
Ill be 10!
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>>28266653
Awesome thanks good sir.
GET BACK TO WRITING
if you want to...
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>>28266462
This is awsome! one of the best dash anon greens I've read
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>>28266462
If I'm not mistaken, this is your first green with Anon, right? It's really good, good backstory, good characterization, good interactions, I'm loving it. Keep it up, Rosen!
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>>28268547
That may be fun to try sometime.
>>28268839
As soon as possible!
>>28268852
Thanks, Anon!
>>28268888
Yeah first attempt. I'm glad you enjoy it!
>>28268460
All of this. I try to find time to practice drawing every week, and even with that little practice I can see improvement. Keep at it.
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>>28268797
11
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>>28268888
>fucking quads
checked
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>>28272146
12th reporting in
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dash has good taste in playstyle
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Do you think the Rogue class fits Rainbow Dash well?
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>>28272549
That or monk. Her fighting style is 'smarter' than a barbarian, and she prefers speed over defense, so no warrior. Rarity would make a better rogue, but Dashie is still a fine choice.
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>>28272594
I think a Brute would work as well. She's pretty strong herself, performed some pretty mean feats through the series like literally kicking through 3 trees.
That said, I don't know RPG classes at all. If Rogue is the one with speed then yeah it's the one to go for, though I'm not sure how Stealthy she is.
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I just watched the episode. It was pretty much what I expected when I read the synopsis, but then they published that trailer, and now I'm kinda disappointed that the scene in the trailer happens literally 15 seconds before the end credits. I'd have liked to watch Dash playing. *sigh* I guess that watching trailers is never a good idea.
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>>28272549
>melee + agility
Pretty much whatever you want from that combo

Though, Rogue seems fine, since she has displayed that she's not above fighting dirty and has had limited success in stealth
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>>28273352
>limited success in Stealth
I can think of Read it and Weep (caught) and MMMMystery on the Friendship express, are there others?
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>>28273533
Nightmare Night
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>>28273584
Good catch, her stealth was working out in Over a Barrel too initially
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>>28273533
Those were the only 2 I had in mind. Though I suppose you could count her surprising ponies in Luna Eclipsed as well
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>>28272594
>Rarity would make a better rogue
What makes you say that?
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>>28273612
I dunno, I just think it fits her a bit better. Perhaps it's all the shitty art of her as the Spy.
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>>28273533
RD's colors aren't the best thing for stealth.
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This episode needed more Dash.
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>>28273612
Rogues tend to be good at deception, subtlety and are charismatic. Rainbow is good at none of those.
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>>28275075
Dash is pretty charismatic when she's in the serious mode.
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Hmm... From her choice in clothing from her bathrobe to this I think its now canon that purple is her favorite color.
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>>28275429
oh silly anon, rainbows favourite colour is obviously all of them
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>>28275521
ooor it's rararas favorite color and she's the only seamstress in town
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Wat
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>>28272383
this
rogues/thieves are always the best
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I want to laser rainbow dash into a keychain.
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>>28279135
Pony.
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>>28160651
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>>28267126
kek
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>The following day was largely swallowed up by your ‘homework.’
>Toasters are harder to make than you imagined, especially since you couldn’t take simple things like nickel wire for granted.
>And pencils.
>It was a pain in the ass having to dip a quill in ink every ten seconds.
>But as predicted your diligence pays off and by dinnertime you have a full size set of schematics.
>In the end it cost you three broken quills, two vials of ink and the better part of your temper.
>But you figured job security was a suitable reward.
>You neatly align the papers on their end and place them in a stack at the corner of your coffee table.
>Joints pop as you arch your back for the first time in hours.
>You took a break earlier this morning to restock your pantry, but you were too lazy to make anything other than a few pieces of buttered bread and some sliced apples.
>Numb feet shuttle you around to the necessary food and utensil dispensaries until you’ve created a pitiful dinner.
>You plop down on the kitchen stool with a creak and bite into your food.
>The calendar on your fridge draws your eyes as you chew your welfare sandwich.
>You can’t help but chuckle inside at the crude blue drawings Dash did of herself ‘performing radical tricks’ on the calendar.
>She said it was to help you remember where she was.
>Today was Saturday.
>Two more days…counting today.
>Two more days and then Dash gets back.
>Then you get a whole day with her before you start your job.
>Right now the team’s somewhere in Manehatten, tomorrow morning they’ll be in Baltimare.
>You still can’t get over how similar these names are to US cities.
>It was like one giant cosmic joke delicately interwoven into this world just so you could find some temporary humor in it.
>Or maybe you weren’t the first human?
>If you weren’t, no one’s ever mentioned anything of it.
>And of course it could all just be a dream…
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>>28283695
>But dreams don’t usually have the long boring parts where you sit by yourself in a dimply lit apartment and chew your bread to the sound of a ticking clock.
>Before you take another bite you go to pinch yourself, then pause.
>You’d done it before, you knew what the outcome would be.
>But deep down there was still that nagging fear…what if I woke up this time?
>A few weeks ago it wouldn’t have bothered you, but now…
>You look at the crudely scribbled azure pegasus underneath ’Sunday.’
>There was far too much for you here to go back to what was.
>You found something, someone else to live for. And that came with responsibilities.
>Like not pinching yourself.
>It was probably just your lethargy and paranoia talking, but either way you go back to eating your dinner.
>You finish up rather quickly and rather than bum around inside, you decide to take a walk in the cool evening air.
>A few ponies are still out and about, mostly the younger types heading out to socialize on a Saturday night.
>Despite the fact that the pegasai weather teams actually did physically change the seasons practically overnight, there was a bit of a general climate shift throughout the year.
>The change was much more noticeable to your bare skin, and over the past few weeks, the evenings had been getting a bit nippier.
>Winter is coming.
>Of course, there wouldn’t be any morning frost or snowfall until it got ‘scheduled,’ but shorts and a t-shirt was still a bad choice of attire.
>You break into a light jog to warm up.
>A few minutes later you find yourself on the path to the same grassy knoll you were on when Dash dragged you to her private airshow.
>When you get to the base of the hill you notice some pony silhouetted against the skyline at the top.
>Whoever it was was sitting on their haunches watching the golden aftershocks of the recently set sun.
>Couldn’t hurt to make new friends right?
>Worst case scenario they’d freak out and run away.
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>>28283705
>That happened once before.
>You walk up the side of the hill making sure to step heavy enough that they would hear you coming.
>But whoever it was didn’t turn around.
>As you got closer you could distinguish the frame of a skinnier stallion and he was…crying?
>You were never very good at calming people down, but it was too late to turn back now.
>Besides, you felt kinda bad for him…crying to himself all alone in the park.
>What could be so bad as to…oh shit.
>It was Zephyr.
>Unfortunately you didn’t recognize his color scheme and hair style until you were standing right next to him.
>His watery eyes meet yours before widening. He shoots to his hooves and takes a step back.
“Whoa! Calm down, I’m just here for the scenery.”
>You put out your hands in a universal disarming fashion.
>You weren’t sure how you were going to handle this, but you didn’t want to bring up any bad blood between you again.
>He watches you warily, a hint of suppressed anger behind his watery eyes.
>”I was just about to leave anyways.” He mutters venomously before sniffling.
>He turns around to go.
“Wait.”
>Oh shit man, what are you doing.
>He stops and looks back at you with an annoyed expression.
>Dammit why’re you trying to be nice?
>Maybe because the last time you met you broke his nose?
>Yeah, that’ll do it.
“I uhh…I’m sorry.”
>His expression doesn’t change, but nevertheless he doesn’t immediately blow up on you.
>It’s extremely awkward, but you were too far to stop.
“I’m sorry about your nose.”
>You leave it at that and wait for a response.
>He glances at his own snout before looking back to you.
>”You think ‘sorry’ makes up for what you did?”
>Oh shit there it is.
>”You think everything’s just gonna go away because you said sorry!”
>He takes a step towards you and his eyes burn with anger.
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>>28283715
>”YOU RUINED MY LIFE YOU BIG…H-HAIRLESS APE!”
>He struggled with that last part.
>You resist the urge to escalate the situation, it was your sympathy that got you into this after all.
“You done?” You ask monotonously.
>He just sits there breathing heavily through flared nostrils.
>”And you took her from me!”
“Look, I don’t want to be your enemy.”
>”But you are!”
“No, I’m not.”
>”I loved her and you stole that away!”
>All this yelling was beginning to get on your nerves.
“I didn’t steal anything because she wasn’t yours to begin with. She wasn’t anyb-ponies. She’s an individual with individual feelings, and she gets to decide what she wants to do with them.”
>Whether it was your comeback or the fact that you were still trying to make peace with him, he looked a bit surprised.
“And guess what? I love her too, more than anything else, and my only concern is making her happy.”
>He’s visibly calmer now, but still on edge. His voice comes out a bit quieter this time.
>”She just made me so happy, I loved talking to her and…and…”
>He starts to choke up a bit.
>Damn, you actually feel his pain.
>The thought of losing Dash to someone else made you nauseous.
>It was that mutually shared sobering idea that allowed you to sympathize.
>You suddenly feel a bit awkward looking down at him, so you sit facing the horizon.
“I uh…I know these words mean nothing coming from my position…and I understand your anger, but you can’t look at this thing in terms of absolutes.”
>More sniffling.
>”W-what?”
“I mean, you can’t just say ‘I’m right, he’s wrong,’ I don’t think it’s as simple as that.”
>”So you’re saying I shouldn’t think what you did was wrong?”
>A hint of anger was working it’s way back.
”I was wrong.”
>He gives you an intrigued stare.
“I was wrong to try and shun you off when we first met, I was wrong to punch you…and kick you…and pull on your tail…”
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>>28283724
>”So what are you saying?”
“I’m saying we both have to look at our actions first before we blame each other. Did you ever think that Dash deserves some privacy and respect? You were so focused on how she made you feel, you didn’t stop to think how you made her feel.”
>Damn, where did all that come from.
>You ought to be a relationship counselor or something.
>Your words hit him like a freight train and you can see all of his anger and frustration melt away as realization dawns on him.
“I’m in no position to judge whether one love is more valid than another, but it’s not hard to see what the results of our actions are.”
>He sits down in shock and a moment of silence passes between you as the sky gets darker and darker.
>You cross your arms to keep them warm.
>”You’re right.”
>His hoarse voice breaks beside you.
>You look over at his crestfallen features, surprised at his confession.
>”All I could think about was how mad I was at you for what you did, it didn’t occur to me whether she was happy or not.”
>You almost felt a bit guilty.
>Another long silence passes as you digest what he said.
“For the record I’d be just as pissed if I were you.”
>He manages to crack a small smile underneath watery eyes.
>”Heh, yeah…”
“And if you think your nose was bad, my gut still aches every time I sit down.”
>He chuckles lightly at your joke before going back to staring at the horizon.
>”Hey…thanks for apologizing. I still feel like crap, but uh…it’s nice to not want to murder you anymore.”
>Geez. You weren’t sure how to take that.
“Yeah…”
>Another awkward silence.
>”Soo…I’ll uh, be on my way.”
>You turn back and nod to him as he slowly walks away, leaving you to contemplate what just happened.
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>>28283732
>That was…interesting, but it did feel good.
>You were always bad at holding grudges.
>You can’t be friends with everyone, but at the very least you can keep this thing from getting any worse.
>It’s also nice to know he didn’t want to murder you anymore.
>You wait until he’s long gone before heading back towards the town lights.
>You almost forgot how much ponies liked to party on Saturdays until you walked through town.
>It was like a holiday or something.
>Luckily you’re apartment was fairly secluded, it’s closed door provided a high level of sound mitigation.
>For the first time in a long time you exercise some self-discipline and get to sleep early.
>Tomorrow was going to be a busy day.

>The following morning goes by quickly.
>You stopped at the general store to get some food and supplies, running into Fluttershy along the way.
>If she was aware of your reconciliation with her brother she made no mention of it.
>Made sense, since he told her he broke his nose by running into a tree to begin with.
>Luckily she didn’t pay too much attention to the items in your cart.
>You spent the better half of the afternoon placing those items around the small apartment and cooking.
>A new formal dining set complete with crystal cups.
>Somehow those were cheaper than glass.
>A few candles on some spartan, but quality candleholders.
>A set of high thread count sheets to replace your cheap ones.
>And finally…a bouquet of flowers.
>You knew she probably wasn’t the romantic dinner type, but you did it anyways to she’d at least see that you put in the effort.
>Two baked potatoes were already in the oven, and you planned on making some of her favorite ravioli. Dessert would be a handful of milk chocolate bites.
>The work kept you busy well into the evening.
>You’d finished the food and left it to heat on the oven, the only thing left to do was light the candles.
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>You doze on the couch for an hour or so before an interesting sound jolts you awake.
>The doorknob turns and you hear a loud thud as someone walks into a locked door.
>”Hey! You locked me out!”
>You had a tendency to lock the deadbolt out of habit.
“Coming!”
>A lump blocks your throat and your heart stumbles at the sound of the familiar voice; you shoot to your feet and unlock the door.
>Dash’s nimble frame is still cloaked in her Wonderbolt’s uniform, her mane whipped back from hours of hard flying, she’s rubbing her nose with a fore hoof but stops when she sees you.
>She wastes no time with formal greetings, she makes a beeline for you and walks her fore hooves up your body to bring her to eye level.
>You barely have time to close the door before her mouth crashes into yours and shows you just how much it missed you.
>Eyes flutter shut as you get lost in the savory sensations of your shared emotions. Your hands and hooves move to lock each other in the embrace.
>You take in a deep breath through your nose and let it out, an overwhelming feeling of relief washing over you.
>She carries a strong essence of ozone from high altitude flying, her hair has the more familiar scent of fresh rain. You can barely make out a hint of spiciness at the edges of your sensing abilities.
>Dash’s tongue shallowly laps at yours behind locked lips. Her pure native flavor indicating she hadn’t eaten anything recently.
>Her body presses into you and her dextrous wings wrap you up—eager to share the pent up affection from the past few days.
>A few quiet whimpers escape her throat as she consummates her oral reunion, her tongue desperate for the taste of your mouth.
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>You loved this.
>It was like a switch she had. In public she was still the egomaniacal, brash pegasus everyone knew, but behind closed doors she’s like a soft, gooey, marshmallow of affection.
>You felt incredibly privileged knowing you were the only one that got to see the extent of her soft side.
>It also boosted the level of trust you both shared. It was like a giant secret that she trusted you to keep.
>Your lust was contained in lieu of your burning passion, neither party sought to escalate the kiss.
>Eventually you break away an inch and nuzzle her nose, her muzzle was still a bit chilled from her late evening flight.
>Your fingers raked through her equally cold scalp and mane as you get lost in her smiling magenta orbs.
>You’d already communicated all you needed to, but there was nothing wrong with redundancy.
“I l…”
>”I love…”
>You crack a smile at your jinx as Dash blushes and giggles.
“You first.”
>She drops her nose and glances up at you with folded ears, her hooves hold her comfortably against your broader chest.
>The added attention made her a bit more timid.
>”I-I was just saying, that, I…kinda love you.”
>She looks up at you expectantly. You weren’t sure why she was still so shy about her feelings, but it made her that much cuter.
>You move a hand to gently lift up her chin and you kiss the tip of her cold nose.
>Her blush deepens as she’s forced to look into your eyes.
“Well I guess I kinda love you too.”
>You wiggle a finger behind her folded hear and scratch it as she beams with happiness.
>”So uh…d-does that mean we can kinda h-have s-sex now?”
>You can’t help but get a bit flustered at the sight of your gorgeous mare requesting intimacy.
“N-no, it means we can definitely have sex.”
>She quirks an eyebrow at you despite her apparent excitement.
“Get it…because two kinda’s make a definitely.”
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>>28283777
>She stares blankly at your explanation.
“Like how two wrongs make a right, but with…you know what I mean.”
>She’s just looking at you like you’re stupid.
>Way to ruin the moment dumbass.
>”Dude, you really should think less.”
“I know that was horrible.”
>She cocks a grin at you and moves to tap your shoulder.
>”But that’s why I like ya.”
>Really? Of all your traits she likes your tendency to overthink things?
“That’s a weird thing to li…mmmpf!”
>Her muzzle shoots to your mouth and steals your remaining breath.
>She pulls off you with a pop and throws her hooves back around you in a bear hug.
>”I missed you dude.”
>You return the hug without hesitation, picking her up off the ground a few inches in your enthusiasm.
>Her uniform, an unwanted barrier between your fingers and her fur.
“I wouldn’t have been able to tell.”
>The both of you hold each other for a minute, satisfied with the mere closeness…until Dash smells dinner.
>She picks her head up off your shoulder and sniffs the air.
>”Is that…*sniff…feta-marinara?”
>You suddenly become distinctly aware of how sensitive her nose is.
“You can smell that?”
>She has her forelegs on top of your shoulders and she’s using you as a kind of perch to crane her detective’s nose farther out.
>”Yeah…you can’t?”
“I smell tomato sauce and that’s about it.”
>”Probably cuz your nose is so short dude.”
“So I take it you want to do the sex thing after dinner?”
>She chuckles nervously at her earlier request and clambers down off you.
>”Heheh, I am pretty hungry so…yeah.”
>You just smile and ruffle her hair before she reaches around to drop her saddlebags.
“For a moment there I thought I wasn’t going to even make it to the couch.”
>She trots along next to you as you head into the kitchen.
>”You weren’t, but your cooking saved you.”
>You look back and see a cocksure grin on her muzzle.
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>>28283793
I hope someone is pastebinning this.
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>>28283793
>She slows and then stops altogether as she sees the ornately laid out dining setup.
>Her jaw hangs slightly loose as she watches you go around and quickly light the candles on your small dinner table.
>You prep the plates with the baked potatoes and ravioli—placing them in their appropriate places.
>To top everything off, you add a small bowl of milk cholocate bites and some Zap-Apple cider for the crystal glasses.
>The whole time, your self-consciousness grows as she silently watches you out of the corner of your eye.
>You were beginning to second guess the whole setup.
>Finally you move over to pull her seat out for her.
>She just stares at you with a deer in the headlights look.
“Uhh…I know you don’t really like fancy stuff, but I…wanted you to have a nice evening.”
>She swallows a lump in her throat and trots over to her chair, silently obeying your unspoken suggestion.
>She hops on and holds the edge with her fore hooves as you push it in a comfortable distance away from her plate.
>You take your own seat opposite her and watch anxiously as her eyes dart from her plate to her glass to the vase of flowers.
>Her eyes shoot to yours when you start talking.
“Don’t worry about using the silverware if you don’t want to, I just put it there to make it look nice.”
>Her eyes go down to the silverware in question and she nudges her fork with her fore hoof.
>The silence was painful.
>”You…did all of this?”
“Well yeah…I just thought it’d be nice, you know?”
>For the first time in a long time you can’t tell what emotions are flashing behind her eyes.
>And it makes you nervous.
“If you don’t like it we can just go out and…”
>”No! I mean…this is nice. Really nice. I just…wasn’t expecting it is all.”
>You weren’t sure if she was just being nice or not but you suck it up and keep going.
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>>28283819
>The whole meal Dash acts timidly around your setup, delicately drinking her cider and actually attempting to use the silverware.
>Despite you urging her to dig in, she kept her composure and as a result, her eating pace matched yours.
>She really liked the ravioli, that much you could tell, but otherwise she was…unreadable.
>Your conversation was sparse. The most you got out of her was about her solo mishap.
>Apparently it was due to ‘aftershocks’ of the previous night’s activities like Soarin predicted.
>This fact wasn’t lost on the captain, so she let Dash reattempt in the following shows with successful results.
>You’d figured that most of the team knew about your relationship, and your theory was confirmed when Dash sheepishly admitted to bragging about her escapades in the locker room.
>From the feedback she got, apparently your performance was pretty good.
>Surprising, considering it was your first time.
>Also surprising considering it was a bunch of horses telling her that.
>She might have made and exaggeration, but she strayed away from any details of the conversation so you’re left to you’re imagination.
>Soon enough the table is clear and the sink is full.
>Dash pours herself another glass of cider, this time viciously gulping the whole thing down.
>”Where’d you get this stuff dude? It’s the best!”
“I know. Got it from Applejack a few months back for fixing her gopher problem.”
>She wipes her muzzle and looks at you with skepticism.
>”And you never told me?”
>You shrug.
“I wanted to save it for a special occasion.”
>Her smile grows.
>”Every occasion’s a special occasion.”
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>>28283843
>She gets up and puts her glass in the sink next to everything else.
“If that’s true then what would make a special occasion special?”
>Her slender frame approaches you and she props her fore legs on your thigh, her myriad of colors dance in the soft candlelight.
>”It’s special cuz of your special some pony doofus.”
>She pokes your gut and waits for her inevitable ear rub.
>You smile as she leans into your hand.
“I learn something new every day.” You respond with aloof sarcasm.
>Her hard hoof moves to the inside of your opposite thigh and she leans in to rub her muzzle on your neck.
>Your hand follows her ear and she shows her appreciation by gently nipping at your skin.
>Well obviously someone was done with dinner…
“D-Dash, do you want any d-dessert?”
>She breaks away from your neck and follows your finger to the bowl milk chocolate bites.
>She turns back to you with half lidded eyes and a sultry smile.
>You gulp as she leans in and puts her muzzle next to your ear, her cheek brushing your jawline.
>”Not that kinda dessert.”
>As much as you thought you were ready, you quickly found yourself getting flustered at her overt suggestions.
“Oh…”
>That’s about all you could get out before she bites down on your collar and tugs you out of your seat.
>Once you roll onto your feet she lets go and takes off in a run.
>She leaps the final few feet onto your bed and lands with a thump, dragging the neat sheets and comforter in a unruly smear.
>You could tell she’d been waiting for this all weekend.
>So were you.
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>>28283807
It might take a while for me to update but here: http://pastebin.com/sngxxa0W

>>28268797
11

>>28283861
I'm halfway through the fun scene but I didn't want to drop half then leave. I have a pretty busy week but I'll see what I can get done. At the most it will be next weekend before another update. Critiques/Comments/Complaints/Gripes/Bitches/Suggestions appreciated! I lurk during the week and will hear the feedback.
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>>28283903
Mobius. This fic is like crack. I need it in my life and the time between updates is killing me. but i cant die because then i'd never get to read the rest of it. its truely outstanding how perfectly you write the characters and the level of detail you can put into this without bogging it down is staggering!

I love this fic, I love your dashie I love you Mobius Nohomo
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>>28283903
Man I love your writing. Dunno what it s but it's so nice! Congrats

Your writing is well writen so that the characters feel natural and in character, it's great! The scenes flow well and there's never anything too boring to feel like filler before the next bit. It's brilliant. Thanks writefriend

Lovely scene, desu I kinda wanted there to be no food so they'd done it before he got to the couch, hot. But it'd be stupid. Thanks for not dumping half of it, hate it when anons do that, I appreciate it. No doubt it'll be fab

I know anon doesn't know much about it either but I'm intrigued how much rainbow told her team? Like I'd be awkward if they knew of sex let alone enough to know she would be saw, damn. Rainbow must have gave a few too many details I imagine.

Everything this 'non said too
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>>28283861
Well this was a pleasant surprise.
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>>28283927
>yellow skin
Huh, I didn't know Rainbow Dash liked Asians.
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>>28283903
Fucking good/10. I love you mobius.
Can't wait for the "fun scene".
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>>28277293
Adorable dash pic right there
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FUCK OFF NRDT!!!
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Was 28 Pranks Later the first time we saw Dash make any of the Ponies cry?
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>>28289682
Stop talking to yourself, you schiz.

>>28288357
>severely posterized
>no nostrils
Horrible.
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>>28289699
EAT SHIT NRDT
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>>28289736
That would be unsanitary. I don't recommend eating shit. Trust me, I'm a medicine guy.
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>>28160651
HOW WAS THIS NRDT ABLE TO GO ON FOR SO LONG!?!
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Can you stop replying the fucking retard above this post?
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>>28289819
Which one?
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>>28289819
EAT SHIT NRDT!!! HOW R U NOT BANNED?!?
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>>28289819
ooooooh that one.
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>>28289860
>samefagging this hard
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What's with the influx of shitposters recently? I know we have a good amount normally but this is ridiculous.
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>>28289860
FUCK OFF NRDT!!!
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>>28289819
I cannot. I am deeply sorry.
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>>28289889
Summer's coming to an end and the kiddies need to go out with a bang before they go back to school.
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>>28290336
FUCK OFF NRDT!!!
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>>28289629
I can't look away
She knows exactly what she's doing
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How does this make you feel, Dashfags?
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>>28292108
i dont know how should it make me feel? as far as im concerned the only thing ashleigh ball has to do with dash is her voice, outside that they're nothing alike.
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>>28292108
I AM SO MAD RIGHT NOW GRRR
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>>28292108
We need a new voice actor. Dash's voice is getting deeper every season.
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>>28292297
I guess fucking women makes you manly.
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>>28292297
I haven't heard a single decent impression of Dash. Finding a new VA would be hard work for an inferior result.
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>>28292342
I guess that's another reason why I love Dash. Her voice is such a one of a kind.
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>>28292338
>>28292342
Lesbian or not, they need to find another actor for Dash. She doesn't have the adorable voice cracks anymore. She can do Applejack just fine but Dash is sounding strange lately. Rarity and the CMC is different as well.
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>>28292416
The CMC's voice changes are forgivable; after all, their VA's are teenagers, and they were like 12 back in Season 1.
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>>28292416
>they need to find another actor for Dash
I doubt they're going to find a new VA for the movie.
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Deaaadd
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>There are people ITT who don't love Dash's voice
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>bump thread yesterday
>come back to this clusterfuck today
What the fuck happened?
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>>28295086
Nah, this isn't one of the biggest shitstorms we've been through. Fuck, this isn't even a medium-sized shitstorm by our standards. Let's just ignore it and move on.
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The ending scenes were the cutest
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>>28294998
I sometimes listen to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0kMaJNlBUs
Cute af.
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>>28295428
>thief (swashbuckler kit) and a bard (probably jester kit)
Great choices. Dash is already my best but Ponk got major points for this.
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>>28295428
Literally the best part of the episode.
BTW, our webmfriend posted a high quality version of the same scene a few posts ago, in case you want to save it >>28284673

>>28295456
Oh boy, her voice has really changed. But I still love it.
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>>28295456
Man i really miss the old days... More pony content, Luren Faust was still making it, Twilight was a unicorn and had her treebrary. Eh, oh well. At least we still got Rainbow Dash! They can't take that!... Right?
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>>28289696
bump
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>>28295982
>They can't take that!... Right?
No, they can't. They literally can't. Whatever happens, even if the show ended tomorrow, she's part of you and she'll be part of you as long as you want. No one can change that. Don't worry, Anon.
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I drew a message on a mini island where no normies will step in it but boats and mini planes that fly by will see it
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>>28297154
Oh god
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>>28297154
This saturated my autism sensor with autism so powerful it exploded. I'm now unable to detect autism. Thanks a lot, fag.
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>>28297154
Wow, gotta commend the handwriting(footwriting?)
Mine looks like dog shit on paper so something of that scale would be a mess
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>>28297162
>having limits on your love for your waifu
>not riding your jet skis at 70 miles per hour through 4 foot swells catching 5 feet of air at times to get to a private island to share your love of dash to the world.

My only regret is she's not here to enjoy this.

>>28297190
Thanks, anon. I used a shell actually.
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>>28297154
Nice.
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>>28292108
It only reinforces my headcanon that Dash is a lesbo.
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>>28297629
Shit headcanon m8
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>>28297690
It works for me.
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>>28292108
Apparently they're just joking.
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>>28299144
Who said?
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>>28299171
They both have boyfriends right? Or do outgoing lesbians have beards now?
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>>28296603
this

>>28297154
it is now my life goal to upstage you.
I will be victorious.
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Bump before bed
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>>28297154
>>28301338
This. We need to start a worldwide RD promotion competition. The autism would be off the charts.
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I love this pic. A hoodie and striped socks, it's just perfect.
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>>28160651
More like, Rainbow Trash thread.

hahahahaha, swish
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>>28307166
Not quite perfect. To complete her perfection she needs a few piercings here and there.
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>>28306020
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>>28307304
Kek. I edited >>28174943 to remove her piercings, I'm not going to edit another pic to add them. Get your shit together, /dash/, we need consensus on what are the official fetishes of the thread!
If the striped socks are too excessive, we can stick to just hoodies. But hoodies are a must.
Nah, I'm just kidding, please don't try to make an official fetishes list.
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>>28307304
>piercings
>perfect
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>>28307573
>official fetish list
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Bump before bed
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I'm posting striped socks and you can't stop me.
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>>28311596
She is a qt 3.14
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>>28311596
KILL YOURSELF HOERS FAKET REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>28311230
So cute.
I want to watch her fly about and roll all over the floor flailing about trying to take them off i'm a bad person
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>>28297154
Your autism is so big one can see it from space.
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>It wasn't always easy.
>Being with Dash, you mean.
>It was hard for her, especially with her ego, to come to terms with the fact that she had fallen in love with a human.
>It was surreal for you to come to terms with the fact that you had fallen in love with a horse.
>The weird looks from passerby and the prodding questions could make going out an ordeal.
>And it took a whole lot of time for her parents to get used to the idea that this might not be temporary, that their daughter might have found a soulmate from another world.
>But her friends never doubted the love, and they were there to support both of you every step of the way.
>And despite all hardship, it really was worth it...
>She was the most beautiful mare you'd ever seen.
>As you got to know her, you realized that she also was the most beautiful soul you had ever met.
>Every second with her was invaluable, and the memories that the two of you made together were the most vibrant and incredible memories of your life.
>From your first kiss under the stars to the more intimate fun the two of you had (and with a body like hers, the intimacy was beyond anything you could have imagined.)
>And the less romantic memories too, enjoying cider together or just talking to each other through the night.
>Yes, it was worth it. Well worth it.
>You open your eyes. Out the window, you can see Ponyville below and a sky flecked with clouds.
>The sheets on the bed have been kicked off in these warm summer months.
>And beautiful rosy eyes look into yours from a few inches away over that sexy grin.
"Awake? That wonderbolt thing isn't for another few hours, so we can stay in bed for a while..."
>You draw close. Her lips are warm. Her fur is soft.
>Yes. Worth it. Definitely worth it.
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>>28313123
Aww
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>>28313123
Too short, but really nice.
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>>28313429
>>28313178
Thanks for the feedback, anons. This was my first green and I'll probably write more over the next few weeks. The one major constraint is finding time to write since I'm in college and I don't want my roommate/friends discovering that their friend loves a cartoon horse. They're around most of the time and I can't write when they're around because when I'm writing about Dash there's a good chance I'll tear up.
Also, good picture. The camping picture is one of my favorites.
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>>28313887
>when I'm writing about Dash there's a good chance I'll tear up
A silly advice: have some legitimately sad movie in your PC. If you get caught crying (as in, you think no one is going to disturb you and someone breaks into your room), you can pretend you're crying because of the movie. It's better not to get caught, but having a good excuse just in case is always a good idea. Some ideas:
http://www.tvovermind.com/movies/10-movie-scenes-that-can-make-guys-cry
https://www.buzzfeed.com/crystalro/movie-scenes-that-make-you-cry-every-damn-time
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>>28311596
>that belly
>those hips
>dem legs
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>>28272369
13th here
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>>28315425
>>28311596
I love her face in that one more than any other part of the picture
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>>28315692
I liked the eyes so I did a quick thing
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>>28316498
Her eyes look a bit too red there maybe, but it's a nice scene anyway.
Which makes me think, I love her magenta eyes, but I wonder if it's because it's the perfect color for her, or it's just that I blindly love everything about her. Do you think you'd like her eyes if she had had boring blue eyes, like in the leaks?
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>>28317432
>blue eyes
It's hard to say, I'm definitely biased toward the magenta eyes, since that's how she was introduced and I am fond of that color.
If they were blue like in that image I don't think I would dislike them, but I certainly wouldn't be as drawn to them as I am the magenta eyes.
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>>28315029
I would, but I can't risk getting caught in the first place. Many of these people are superficial and standing is everything.
These people are the norm and it's sad because the norm is so low. Only makes Dashie look better by comparison.
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I've failed to finish this week's update before leaving town again immediately for DragonCon. Sorry, folks. I've got a short bit, but its not long enough or edited yet. I'll get back to it ASAP after Con. Have a great weekend!
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>>28317803
No, no, I didn't mean "as long as you have a good excuse, you'll be fine", it's more "if you think you'll ever need it, have an excuse prepared, just in case". If you're surrounded by jerks, don't take risks, but "accidents" happen and it's better to be prepared.

>>28318166
Ow. Well, we'll be waiting for you. Have a blast, Rosen!
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Striped socks_____________________
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>>28318779
post moar socks anon
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>>28320061
It's my pleasure. More socks for you.
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>>28315425
>navel
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>>28320088
True. Your face is misshapen.
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>>28320430
All mammals have a belly button, Anon, why are you surprised?
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>>28320473
I just don't like human navels on ponies.
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Fair enough, but I think the style isn't realistic enough to represent accurately an "anatomically correct" horse navel. But don't worry, here's a Dash without belly button, just for you.
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>>28244626
So cute it hurts
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>>28272383

>Dashie is an assassin
>Celestia is a templar
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>>28289629

>A week's worth of camping gear balanced on her ass
>It has absolutely no give

Flanks of steel
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