614 - The Cart Before the Ponies
Written by Ed Valentine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vdAPRlBNuA
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4nkapa
Now that the Cutie Mark Crusaders have found their own marks, can they work it into a routine? Presuming that talent show runs more than just once, they've had time to learn from mistakes and display something a little more coherently designed. They won representation for Ponyville in the opening ceremonies of the Equestria Games, after all! Then, too, they got their ribbons for comedy that one time - maybe they could reprise that as well.It's not like they're going to work cutie mark therapy into a public spectacle... are they?
>>28132057
Previous thread.
>filly
613 - Strange Than Fan Fiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzb7r1isiqU
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4mjj9i
NEW PREVIEW
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=02dnyuKjpak
615 - 28 Pranks Later:When Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand, the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine - zom-pony style!
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling:Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
618 - Buckball Season:Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy turn out to be Ponyville's best buckball players; Applejack and Rainbow Dash agree to coach them against Appleoosa.
619 - The Fault in Our Cutie Marks:An enthusiastic young griffin asks the Crusaders to help her get her very own Cutie Mark; the Crusaders encounter a seemingly impossible problem.
620 - Viva Las Pegasus:The Map sends Applejack and Fluttershy to Las Pegasus where they find Flim and Flam working in a resort called Gladmane's.
621 - Every Little Thing She Does:Although Starlight Glimmer is excelling at her magical studies with Twilight Sparkle, she has been avoiding her friendship lessons. Feeling pressure to impress her teacher, Starlight attempts to tackle several friendship problems at once, with questionable results.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
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Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
>>28136733
>Princess Twilight Sparkle
Dropping little colts balls since 2013
>>28136735
>>28136750
How often does Marker Pony get drawn nowadays?
>>28136760
Not often enough.
>>28136765
I can't remember exactly when, but the was a month or so where she was getting new art daily it seemed. Guess that burnt out the desire for more.
>>28136777
Shes kinda ugly desu
sapphire shores is an ugly pony
>>28136765
>>28136777
you could always request some
>>28136782
marker pone a qt.
>>28136783
lying doesn't make you cool, anon
pony is drifting
DEJA VU
>>28136782
I will fight you nigger
>>28136784
I do sometimes but usually get nothing.
l can't believe MLPG is fucking over
>>28136851
>>28136782
I tried to write "Shes kinda ugly though" and it autocorrected to desu
>>28136860
don't touch my walls you filthy horse
>>28136866
it's too late we all think you're a huge weaboo now
>>28136783
...Later she became this.
>>28136890
She who must not be named!
>>28136894
I am not afraid to say her name!>no hooves
>>28136877
I don't even know what desu means! Ive never seen anime aside from pokemon
>>28136894
Tildamort
>>28136905
Deep Elf Summoner.
>>28136894
Lord Moldybutt
>>28136909
Say that two more times and it will appear in your room.
>>28136925
does that mean if two people said tildamort three times in a row, you could clone it, or do two smaller versions appear to compensate?
>>28136934
The latter because that sounds fucking terrifying.
>>28136941
I don't know, two miniature voldemorts doesn't sound that scary to me
>>28136910
I highly doubt that's what it means
>>28136905
It's a polite copula in Japanese. (A copula being a word to link a clause subject to a predicate - think "the pony IS in the bathtub") Due to their sentence structure, it usually ends up at the end of a sentence. (これ わ 子馬 です - "this is a pony")
Because of memes and later word-filters based on memes, you get people saying a normal English sentence and ending with desu.
>>28136967
>>28136985
>>28136956
Until they go all Mini Me on you.
>>28136987
desu desu desu desu
>>28136987
>>28136905
>>28136987 is right. TL;DR it means is/am/are
>>28136987
neeeeerd
>>28136987
So my phone just made me look like a massive weaboo faggot on accident?
Jesus fucking Christ
>>28136987
I can't believe I fucking learned something today
goddammit
>>28137019
I'm so sorry, Snips.
What is she thinking, guys?
>>28137046
>This pony farts a lot in her sleep.
>>28137046
>"Those wings should have been mine. That crown should have been MINE"
>>28137046
what pony is that
>>28137046
>"I wish I could be her big spoon."
>>28137046
>Aw beans I left my air horn at home
>>28137059
why is he fighting a snail
>>28137083
He's earning his cutie mark
>>28137012
Tiddies
>>28137069
The one in the dark is Sunset Shimmer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pc0ZN361lKo
>>28137069
You're either sarcastic, a memeing faustfag or serious. I hope your not serious
>>28137099
oh, i actually forgot about that scene. i only saw the first eqg once and i was pretty blasted at the time. frankly, i thought the second one was watchable enough because of the sirens and their songs. first one wasn't good though.
The magic girls are stripping again
>>28137099
What the fuck.
So he doesn't know some insignificant character that has no bearing on what actually matters. You don't need to watch shitty MH ripoffs or know someone worthless character to properly watch the show
>>28137143
I'm down with that.
which pony do you wish was sleeping in your lap right now?
>>28137150
Sunset is a nice pony and matters just as much as any other you bully
>>28137150
>>28137164
>>28137164
Well right now I'm pretty erect, so most likely my waifu.
>>28137165
>>28137167
My niggas
>>28137164
Sunset
>>28137165
Kek
Sunset not part of the pony show so she's very much irrelevant
>>28137168
>>28137172
You are both wrong
>>28137169
Good job
It turns out that unicorns aren't real: the horn is actually the conical body of a molluscoid parasite that has a sucker-like mouth that it uses to clamp to ponies foreheads and take over their bodies. the parasites are magical and that's why they've never been discovered. every now and again a "unicorn" (in reality, an earth pony under the thrall of the parasite) will regain consciousness and just scream and scream and scream until the parasite's comrades restrain her and the host loses control again.
due to genetic differences, the parasite cannot infect pegasus ponies. that's why alicorns are so rare and powerful; only a few powerful horn parasites are strong enough to overcome their natural resistance to the parasitism.
>>28137173
EqG is part of the show so she's as relevant as any other
Stay mad
>>28137177
Zozz
EqG is pretty much irrelevant when it comes to the show. Canon or not it literally has no impact on the show, it's an irrelevant footnote at best. Anything relating to that garbage, including sunshit, can be safely ignored
>>28137175
What if Sunset IS their waifu?
>>28137187
>Sunshit
Shes still sexiest mare and human
>>28137187
>it literally has no impact on the show
Except when a character from it appeared in the show twice and spoke
You may begin the damage control
>>28137212
You mean a character that made a brief cameo years ago?
It was just that, a cameo and a very brief one.
It didn't validate anything tbhfam.
It certainly doesn't prove sunshit is relevant outside of her shitty franchise and relevant on the pone show
>>28137187
ur gay
Oh goody, it's this argument again.
>>28137212
every day when i come home this pony is there, making this fucking adorably smug face
>>28137218
But pone is very relevant to the EqG films
>>28137224
I swear, it happens every other thread. I'm a Shimmerfag but I've served my time in these wars. I'm staying out of this one.
>>28137230
>>28137224
There fights are gonna die out soon. People will get tired of them.
>>28137233
They haven't gotten tired of them in the three years that they've had them
Why would it stop now?
>>28137233
They've been around already for, like, 2 fucking years.
>>28137236
>>28137240
With the rise of EGs popularity, this board will eventually be much more accepting and anti-eqgfags will lose support and become an even smaller minority. It will be over soon. I think LoE will push it farther into acception by many.
>>28137175
>>28137240
>Grizzled anon circa 2020: "Yeah. I served my time in the Sunset Wars. I think the show really hit its second wind after season 9, when they had the Bojack Horseman crossover
>>28137248
Nah EQG will always remain shit
Go boop yourself
>>28137230
And why do you think they happen?
Because sunshitfags get aggressive and think their waifu means shit when in reality it's really a nobody.
When I go to topics discussing the show sunshit faggots always have to bring sunshit up even through she has nothing to do with the show.
And then those faggots went picking fights with glimmerfags because they think their shitty waifu was robbed of something she never had a claim to
I feel no sympathy for those faggots
>>28137249
how come you losers didn't talk about how Snips actually got dialogue last episode? You do still watch the show, right?
>>28137274
How do you know we didn't?
I did like that we got to see dorkdad and that his cutiemark shows that Snips probably got his for cutting hair
>>28137261
Or maybe because faggots can't stand seeing a bacon pony get mentioned without crying about it and starting arguments by demanding that they defend their waifu and the quality of EqG when all they wanted to do was make a short mention of her
>>28137288
>Nu Glim
REEEEEEE
>>28137290
For a barber he has shitty manecut
You're all fucking idiots. You're all morons who keep up this cycle of endless shitposting and you all think you're victims "defending" your side when in reality none of it matters and everyone is guilty and nothing important was ever said. I can't believe years have passed and entire threads can end up with this dumb war. No sane person cares about the entire ordeal and if there any justice in MLPG you'd all be gassed.
At least I get sunset tiddies out of this whole mess.
>>28137255
Most of this board agrees that EG is getting better and the show is getting worse. Its like all the magic and wonder and fantasy we loved from the show has left FiM and gone to EG
>>28137294
Nigger how does that relate to what I said.
Sunshit has no place in show discussion because it's not part of the show.
All that does is derail shoe discussion and invite shitposting
>>28137290
I'm always here, I know you didn't.
All I saw was people who thought it was weird that they spoke but didn't serve a purpose in the episode other than that.
>>28137302
What did she mean by this?
>>28137304
the same could be said about virtually every argument that has ever graced this board.
it's okay though; i do enjoy these ponoes
>>28137296
It's not easy to cut your own maneAlso maybe Snips cut his Dad's mane and he was so proud that he kept it like that
>>28137296
He gets his haircut from Rarity.
>>28137306
If you wanted to discuss the show instead of some Anon's eqg waifu you would actually do that and stop arguing you dumb shit, but clearly you think that's the more entertaining of the two
>>28137305
Why are you the way that you are?
>>28137294
Pretty much this
We make one little mention about Sunset and anti-eqgfags get triggered and turn it into a war.
>>28137324
Because that's how my lord and savior, Lucifer, made me. And I can embrace and adapt to change
>>28137323
Nigger what is context.
I'm talking about proper show discussion breads.
Like the one we had about the episodes being confirmed devolved into a EqG argument because some sunshit faggot got butthurt that there was a glim glam episode.
what's the worst bad end that could happen to a pony?
>>28137294
To be fair, when do Sunset fags ever talk about her character? It's always "I love Shimsham" or "I love flaming assholes."I don't think I've ever seen something along the lines of "you know I think Sunset would have actually preferred to stay a human because in the scene where..."
>>28137334
Calling them breads doesn't help
>>28137306
This is MLP general and she's part of MLP. Shes allowed. It's faustfags and Quibbles that cause shitposting
>>28137335
no hugs?
>>28137334
>some sunshit faggot got butthurt that there was a glim glam episode
why bully
>>28137336
We do more extended discussions in the Shimmer thread. We've talked all there is to talk about right now. Even the deleted scenes we've picked apart. We won't have more to discuss till LoE, and that is looking to just be all about Scitwi
>leaving the general
>>28137347
Shimmerfags are salty glim glam got to be a main character in the show.
>>28136987
>これ わ 子馬 ですActually, you meant to write これは小馬 です.
>>28137336
There hasn't been new Sunset stuff in a year and when FG came out there was discussion about Sunset for months
>>28137360
why would he mean colt
>>28137359
That makes no sense Sunset is EqG's protagonist(now) and Glimglam is main show's side character at best(according to her screen time)
>>28137350
Well that makes sense. Why talk about a character when you've exhausted all there is to talk about. I guess that's why she's really only posted along with shitty comments here. Her story is done, so all that remains is incesent waifu posting whereas show discussion is still getting fresh content.
Maybe I'm oversimplifying it
>>28137359
I got some news for ya
>>28137375
People get even saltier if we try to have extensive discussions on here. We will have much more to talk about when LoE drops. We've already picked apart her growth down to the deleted scenes and the duet the should have left in.
>>28137378
Did you not see where I mentioned on the show?
Wow you lads come off as veri desperate
i genuinely refuse to believe that people care about any of this. it's gotta be a joke, or some sort of "let's go to golgotha"-tier shitposting campaign where all the shitposters got so deep into their cover that they lost themselves
>>28137368
子馬 - child + horse
小馬 - small horse
I don't claim to know enough to amount to anything in Japanese but the google test (look up pictures of either kanji) turned out positive and the former gives me lots of colts/fillies while the latter gave me small horses and MLP pictures.
>>28137344
what, you'd have me believe you wouldn't even rape a pony?
>>28137392
I just don't know anymore, man. I just don't know. But hey, it's a decent excuse to post tiddies so that's something.
>>28137399
there is no solution because math is fucking stupid man i hate learning fuck you cheerilee
>>28137305
>EG is getting better
Is this true I stopped at second movie and didn't even bother thrid one
>>28137386
Any smart Shimmerfag knows that it would hurt her story for her to permanently return to Equestria. She has a life and friends in the human world and it's where her story is. A cameo would be cool and has a chance, but it would hurt her story to permanently stay in Equestria. But in terms of their respective groups, Shimmer is the leader and protagonist while starlight is on Discord level of background right now.
>>28137392
Shitposting here is not really that bad, but there are definitely a few of them that seem really dedicated. I mean there's a new guy who keeps posting lolicon daily and then chain replying to himself. People are weird.
>>28137405
no that guy is just being silly
>>28137405
It was alright, I guess. 2 was better with those delicious sirens and the songs.
>>28137414
I can guarantee you that's not just one guy. Also I'd hardly call it shitposting. That would be like calling >filly shitposting, it happens once a thread and most people pay it no mind.
>>28137399
I mean, I can understand if they draw some random formulas they find when looking up a topic but this is late elementary school math and no person in the world besides a kid should look at this and not be able to see it's wrong.
>>28137399
There is no answer. Anything equal to x plus 19 will never equal x minus 7. Just pick a number and substitute for x.
>>28137405
The third was the best one and the fourth looks good so far
>>28137405
i felt that the first one was garbage, second one was watchable for siren antics and a few fun songs, and i didn't see the third one but it looked pretty bad. someone queue up that image of sunset looking remorseful while riding a motorcycle
of course, the real triumph of rainbow rocks was giving trixie's voice actor some work and giving hope that that character might return to the show. these were the dark days of the trixie drought
>>28137405
I didn't say it was better. I said it was getting better while the show is getting worse.
>>28137417
>that pic
i want to fuck the bubbly blue one.
>>28137417
It might be 2 or 3 people at the most, but it's definitely the same people. What makes it obvious is the time that the replies are spaced out, the use of pictures that are not ever otherwise posted in mlpg, and the generic board culture dialogue and atypical linking of all the posts.
>My little PONY general
>All this not pony crap
Really makes you think..
>>28137424
Season 5 and 6 feels just as solid as season 1 and 2 so far IMO
>>28137429
DETOX JUST TO RETOX
>>28137404
>>28137418
>>28137420
Actually, you're all wrong.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Quotient_ring
The answer is "true" because we're dealing with the quotient ring Z/26Z, meaning it's equivalent to x=x.
>>28137427
She's a good one.
>>28137433
It's just, different. The overall feel is just less magical and fictitious whereas that feel is going into EG. Good seasons, just, different. Less magical
>>28137429
All I'm thinking about is how this many people are so not in control of their lives that they are arguing about horse shows at 4 and/or 5 in the morning
>>28137429
It's still officially called My Little Pony: Equestria Girls
It's still MLP meaning it's valid itt
>>28137436
NNNNEEEERRRRRDDDDD!
>>28137436
goddammit how much learning am I going to do today tell me now so I don't accidentally learn something else
I can't sleeppost waifus
Are Saddle Arabians not ponies?
Are they like, actual horses? Are they a subspecies like pegapons, hornicorns, etc? What's their deal?
Also, would you?
>>28137429
Posting a shit pony like that is worse than not posting pony at all
>>28137449
>>28137458
That's fucking cold mate. I'm not a big fan of Glim but that's fucking cold.
>>28137455
Post riafus?
>>28137469
If you want.
>>28137455
>She'll never wahaha again.
>;_;
>>28137457
I think its like the Zebras where the country is represented by an animal that it's popular for. Africa has zebras, native Americans had Buffalo, and middle East Asia had real horses since that's where they originate from
>>28137455
Are these waifus?
>>28137475
And Curry ponies have tech support?
>>28137476
>two waifus
>>28137476
Yes.Not a big fan of Twirity, but I love pictures like this where Rarity is extremely affectionate to her horse girlfriend.
>>28137482
I waifu Lyra and Bonbon
>>28137487
>>28137483
I know exactly what you mean and normally I can explain why I like thing but I'm just going with it.
>>28137487
They're too busy waifuing each other to waifu you
>>28137436
You know the answer "there is wrong" is perfectly legal in mathematics.
Sure, you can expand or constrict the algebraic construct you do it on but that doesn't make it right.
It's always true in Z/26Z but it's false practically everywhere else maybe except for non-zero integer multiples of 26 (ot even sure about that, but hey).
Unspecified construct within which we're solving this problem could be logically interpreted as a chance which is 1/infinite possible constructs and thus infinitely close to zero which is a property only 0 has.
Therefore there is no way we could find a random construct that does say it's true and be right about it being the solution to an unspecified problem.
>>28137487
>>28137502
Is this the time of day where MLPG makes me feel really stupid?
>>28137398
what if pinkie was the pone with the titties?
>>28137514
She looks like a chipmunk in that pic
>>28137436
>>28137502
The truth is that x=x and you're both gigantic nerds. Like, galactically so.
>>28137510
Boy, I would probably like /mlp/'s OC if she had a normal cutie mark.
>>28137520
I thought the answer was 0 = 26
>>28137524
Which is why ours are superior.
>>28137529
Are you speaking of Marker and Gloomy specifically or do you mean all the OCs that popped up here over the years.Because no matter what I agree
>>28137524
I like her. She's ironically edgy, right? And Nicholas Cage as a cutie mark is ridiculously silly. It fits 4chan's mentality.
>>28137543
Being edgy ironically doesn't automatically make something good, especially when it's not funny or entertaining.
>And Nicholas Cage as a cutie mark is ridiculously silly. It fits 4chan's mentality
Just /mlp/'s
>>28137527
By that logic if Jimmy had 26 apples and Timmy had no apples, they both have the same number of apples.
>>28137535
Yes, any of them.
Even the silly ones.
>>28137546
>Being edgy ironically doesn't automatically make something good, especially when it's not funny or entertaining.
Maybe my sense of humor is just really immature.
>>28137549
look man, I'm not the pony that wrote it on the chalk board
>>28137549
neither one actually has any apples when you think about it
it's all big apple's property
>>28137553
Well then you're in the right place
>>28137553
Eh, maybe I just haven't seen any funny pictures of her, but the ones I've seen usually just amount to "here's a pony and she's also a huge slut, murderer, and insane or whatever; now here's a picture of her being angry, or insulting someone, or killing something, or downing a bunch of jizz"
It's just not that funny to meand only the last thing is hot
Different strokes I guessthe cutie mark is really the only thing that bothers me
filly wants to relive the rad times
https://youtu.be/USUucZVnno0
>>28137557
Then think about it like this. With that other guys logic, which isn't right, if Matt Damon had 26 potatoes vs Matt Damon with no potatoes, he's saying both Matt Damon's would starve on the same day rather than different days
>>28137566
Is this stuff going to be on the test?
>>28137569
This IS the test.
>>28137566
but the other logic isn't that 0=26
>>28137571
>>28137566
Wait, wait, potatoes are apples?
>>28137576
You have been keeping notes, right?
>>28137579
Well, they are both pomme. Potatoes are just pomme de terre. So...
oui.
>>28137579
yes
don't you know anything about anything
>>28137581
Y-Yes.
>>28137584
You guys are speaking Spanish now too?
So MLPG
What shall be our topic of shitposting today?
>>28137584
>>28137586
So when Pinkie Pie called me a potato she was calling me an apple and therefore family?
>>28137593
yes
you solved the riddle
congrats
>>28137590
apples
>>28137596
new question
why the fuck is matt damon stealing my apples
>>28137602
Because you keep stealing his water.
>>28137602
I don't know
but we're going to find him
and make sure he can never hurt an apple - or a potato - ever again
Daapi
>>28137593
Yes, but an apple from the ground. Like a rock.
So like super close-knit family! Like too close to date. Which is why she also laughed at you when you asked her out on a date.
I could go for an apple right now
>>28137590
which decade was better
80s
or
90s
I'm as confused as Rainbow Dash right now.
>>28137619
what a silly question
>>28137609
>Pinkie laughing at you when you ask her out
This would definitely make me kill myself
>>28137623
I want to be friends with this teenage horse
Have you kissed a pony today
>>28137627
but does she smell like teen spirit
Filly?
>>28137661
I kissed a mareand I liked it
>>28137661
Does this one count as a pony?
Because I would kiss her.
I would kiss her 100 times.
>>28137663
She smells like a horse
>>28137670
Of course not. It's a disgusting pile of shit, not a pony.
>>28137679
Maybe Sunset Shimmer can kiss like a horse though? And do lippy things?
>>28137607
What about grapes?
>>28137675
Don't forget to sniff your horse every day and exchange breath with her.
>>28137670
yea
when she is a horse
>>28137665
Colt > Filly
Odds: do it
evens: draw
dubs: beb
>>28137700
wow, the gods really want you to sleep
>Today is National Middle Child's Day
>>28137708
why does angel love her
>>28137710
Holy shit.A day just for me.
>>28137713
They both have a mean streak.
>>28137708
Glimmer is shit
>>28137688
Colt is heavier than your average filly, the difference is the weight of his dick.
But some fillies have dicks too...
>>28137727
>But some fillies have dicks too...
When you told Pony that you didn't want to war with her, she ran to go start up the barbecue
>>28137679
Yeah? Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you.
tomatoes are apples too
>>28137718
Shimmer is shit*
Those typos sure are sneaky, Anon! Good thing I'll always be here to check your spelling, huh? We all make mistakes!
where this xxx is shit anon even came from
Oh lordy
>>28137759
So are roses.
>>28137727
>But some fillies have dicks too...
I'm going to need a link to some evidence for this statement you made.
Preferably recent, unaltered evidence.
>>28137785
https://www.derpibooru.org/1183083
I still haven't watched either of the EQG movies.
>>28137789
Huh. What do ya know.
>>28137796
There's three now unfortunately.
If you like Sunset and witches you might as well watch the second.
>>28137727
>tfw one chance at life
>not a filly with a dick
What would Neighpon look like?
Would they have Asian, European or the Equestrian (HTTYD-kind of like) dragons over there?
And what would be their driving force like Friendship is for Equestria and love is for the Crystal Empire?
I almost wish EqG was *worse*. It'd be easier to ignore and fun to hate on the stupid bits, and if the people behind it turned the stupid up to 11 it might even be entertaining.
Especially if it was trashy as fuck and obviously meant to appeal to fans who needed humanizations to break themselves into pony love.
>>28137804
When you die you are reborn as a cute filly
>>28137822
The worst score a piece of entertainment can get is a 5, 6 or 7.
An 8, 9 or 10 means the piece is legit enjoyable by its own merits
A 0 to 4 means the piece is so godawful it can be entertaining by just laughing at how bad it is
>>28137822
That part was pretty neat. Demontwi straight up murdered her dream friends.
>>28137834
Yeah, nah.
>>28137858
I want to be reborn in Equestria as Scootaloo
>>28137869
There's worst ponies to be reborn as, I guess. She can't fly but at least she's not Twist.
>>28137892
There's nothing wrong with being reborn as Twist
>>28137896
Are you sure?
...
Are you sure?
Meanwhile Japan creates the content people really want to see
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9dfQVsgO16Y
>>28137896
>liking a shitty filly just because she's from S1
fuck off Faustfag
>>28136735
Yay, a slice-of-life Big Mac episode!
>>28137916
Are you having some sort of stroke?
>>28137918
>It's a transgender episode
>>28137910
She's fucking cute.
Remember to appease your filly overlords.
I hate mornings.
>>28137944
>>28137925
???
Oh, you're referring to The Brotherhooves Social.
Nah, that was a crossdressing episode. Crossdressers don't believe they're the other gender.
>>28137952
Man, I can't wait for that episode
>>28137918
Also, yay a dude episode!
>>28137952
I like that Spike and Big Mac hang out
>>28137964
little girls gonna freak
>>28137969
Little girls won't even careI can see some people outside of the target audience throwing a fit tho
>>28137971
As long as they don't go for the really easy ''boys being gross and dumb'' scene, I'm okay
>>28137976
I can't really see them doing that with Mac. Spike and Discord maybe.
>>28137981
Naaaah, the overarching joke with Big Mac is that he's actually a big softie even though he's huge and aloof
>>28137971
Surely the audience likes Spike and Big Mac and would appreciate a weird silly episode with nothing but support characters.
>>28137985
>appreciate
you forget which fandom we're in, Anon
I thought people liked Spike ironically.
>>28137992
The fandom doesn't matter
>>28137985
Little girls sure, but you know there's always going to be someone that complain about nothing like brotherhooves. Hell, I even saw someone get bothered by the new Discord toy
>>28137994
I love the little guy
>>28137994
I would cuddle him.
>>28137994
Shut up filly, you're not even real.
>>28137718
Nu Glim is pure shit I agree.
True Glim on the other hand isn't
>>28138002
Don't bully the fillies.
>>28138003
I can't handle such amount of shit taste in one post.
>>28138009
Don't even reply
>>28138009
Why do you hate glim glam anon?
What's with all the go Glimmer hate lately
>>28138003
What's with /mlp/'s obsession with fucking hating her reformation?
I don't remember this amount of autistic rage when Discord or even Sunshit got reformed
>>28138027
Well there was a shitstorm over Discord but he's a minor character so it was a minor shitstorm
and implying anyone cares about fucking sunshit shitter
>>28138027
I remember quote a bit of autistic rage when Discord was reformed
>>28138025
I have no fucking idea.
I love Glimmy and pone Shimmy.
Evidently, this means that there's something wrong with me.
>>28138027
some autist spammed the board with that
>>28137992
No, the target audience. Not the periphery audience.
>>28138031
>>28138034
Yeah, but it didn't last for half a season
>>28138027
>expressing displeasure at something is now autistic rage
You aren't that anon who keeps posting that webm of the angry german kid reacting to Twilicorn, are you?
>>28138027
Because Nu Glim is True Glim with a lobotomy. She is a watered down version of her superior self.
Coupled with her retarded manecut it makes sense for people to be strongly against that piece of shit
>>28138049
Oh, so you're just a fucking idiot
>>28138044
Because Discord is a minor character
like I don't think we've even seen him in S6, while Glimmer had several episodes and is shown consistently
>>28138047
There's a difference between saying you don't like thing and posting how much you hate something every single day every time someone post it
>>28138047
Posting "x is shit" whenever x gets posted is pretty autistic
>>28138027
I remember really hating "Keep Calm and Flutter On" when it came out. I thought the staff was insane to reform Discord.
But I got better. It helps that that episode has lots of really funny and cute moments.
>hating Glimmer
I mean, her hair is stupid, but really?
>>28138055
>lots of people hate thing
>lots of people express hatred of said thing
>"oh my god this one guy keeps spamming hate"
do you realise how retarded you sound right now
>>28138064
I don't understand how people can actually hate a pony
>>28138064
I-i like her new mane
>>28138065
no anon you got that wrong
if you're not sharing my world view you're obviously a newfag from the piss shitposting here with multiple proxies and making the day worse for us old school mlpg /co/fags
>>28138068
>>28138068
It's shit.
Nu Glim a shit.
>>28138065
He literally post the same thing everyday
>>28137718
>>28138074
might be a same guy
>>28138068
It's fun but I liked her old hairstyle better. Her bangs were a more realistic version of Twilight's. There should be an obvious part from her horn and Starlight's hair does that.
>evil Starlight has a Twilight-like hair
>reformed Starlight has a Trixie-like hair
Really makes you think...
>>28138094
Does it?
>>28138096
New best fren?
Filly wants to become a powerful villain when she grows up.
>>28138117
How powerful?
>>28138102
Yes
>>28138068
>>28138087
I like the old mane better, too. But that's kinda okay. What's really bad about nu-Glim is the voice. The old one was pure sex and the new one is meh at most.
>>28138129
You gotta be kidding me I litreally fall in love with her after this god tier voice acting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MqY-ceXulU0
>>28138137
It's good and all but old Glim has the unf
>>28138151
Who would adopt all those failures.
There really isn't anyone in here who actually prefers NuGlim to Glimmer Classic... right?
>>28138163
I would
>>28138159
Well, I agree I mean, both are great. Kelly is an excellent voice actor.
>>28138165
They're the same, so I don't see how I could prefer one over the other
(。´・ω・)? Why don't you use more pictures, anons?
>>28138169
Tru
Breeze
>>28138169
Do you think the new Luna song VA will make another appearance this season?
She sounds lovely.(⋈◍>◡<◍)。
>>28138169
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WbQxWCXbRbo&user=Rainbow%20Brony
Her range is pretty great
>>28138189
Shut the hell up dude
THE PRESENT'S ALWAYS FILLED WITH PRESENTS
>>28138192
back the fuck off !?!?
>>28138198
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0DJbjw5LaLA
>>28138198
>>28138203AND THE REASON IS TO BE WITH YOUR FRIENDS
The presents are always filled with fillies around here for some reason.
>>28138192
What did I do? (◎_◎;)
>>28138198
>>28138208
>>28138198
That was such a cozy episode
>>28138222
I usually hate holiday episodes but you'd have to be crazy not to love the songs in that ep.
>>28138211
I don't think there will ever be an outfit cuter than this in the show
>>28138222
Just imagine watch this episode at chirstmas with niece and nephew and other families
>>28138224
I don't usually like them, but the MLP christmas episodes have all been great so far in my opinion
>>28138232
I really liked the christmas carols album they released last year too
>>28138171
No.
Only nu males like Nu Glim
>>28138222
it was pretty great
the canon pone bell collars were the greatest thing ever
>>28138238
See, that felt weird to me, because hearing the ponies just flat out say ''Christmas'' and talk about Saint Nick was really strange
But then again, you listen to the songs in the glimmer episode and you can tell they were made to have the word ''Christmas'' whenever they say ''Hearthswarmin Eve'', that's extra apparent in the Pinkie song because she has to say it so fast it becomes jarring
>>28138239
>nu males
Is this some new /pol/ buzzword or something
>>28138239
The fuck is a nu male?
>>28138263
It's hard for me to hate the castle knowing Twilight throws hearthswarming parties there now
>>28138215
I can't believe they killed a filly in that episode.
I can't believe that NOI is fucking dead
No fillies were hurt in the making of this episode
>>28138270
I wonder if Twily's ever gonna get, like, servants or something
>>28138272
Does that mean people will pay some attention to the other background fillies then?
>>28138277
>>28138279
Only if those fillies are memefillies
>>28138277
She already has Spike and he cooks, cleans, and probably does laundry too.
>>28138272
Maybe she'll beundead
>>28138279
I never didn't
>>28138287
Well she did always want to be a zombie next year.
>>28138272
I can't wait for her to appear as a zombie in the next episode.
>>28138271
Well they've killed a filly in the christmas one.
filly wont stop being acute
Won't stop, or can't stop?
I'm feeding the fillies, just try to stop me
>>28138342
I won't.
>>28138342
This is acceptable
>>28138342
You'll spoil her dinner
Wake up MLPG. Applejack cooked breakfast for you.
>>28138376
Is it apples?
I bet its apples
>>28138342
Everyone's feeding the fillies 3.7 ml at a time.
>>28138379
Surprise! It's her hoof!
>>28138387
>>28138387
Well, she is an Apple
>>28138342
You're going to spoil them. They will think they're entitled to be fed.
>>28138387
>>28138396
I bet she taste like apples
Applejack is super hot.
threadly unf
http://i.imgur.com/CoahlNm.jpg
>>28138424
unf
>>28138424
god bless japan
>>28138442
>being able to murder as many Pinkie Pies as you want
>get away with no consequences
Honestly who wouldn't do the same if they were in her position?
>>28138424
Here's a real unf with hooves: https://www.derpibooru.org/38023
>>28138424
>>28138442
>>28138456
please do not murder the pinkie pies
I've been trying to collect as many as I can
someday I hope to start a Pinkie Pie farm
>>28138472
Your face is a pinkie pie farm
>>28138472
>not starting a party army
>>28138478
my face is open to any and all Pinkies
>>28138482
DO NOT START AN ARMY WITH THE PONIES
>>28138486
ENJOY YOUR FACE BEING POPULATED BY MICROSCOPIC PLORKAS
>>28138486
>DO NOT START AN ARMY WITH THE PONIES
I'm gonna
>>28138493
but anon, there's microscopic plorkas everywhere
I bet you're covered in them right now
all dancing around and singing some microscopic song
>>28138501
GET THEM OFF
GET THEM OOOOOOOOOOOFFFFFFFFFFFFFF
oh no now the microscopic rainbow dashes are pranking with the microscopic pinkies
>>28138424
>>28138550
As long as I'm not infested with Fluttershys or Twilights I'm okay.
>>28137227
>pony twilight poster in her room
Man that must be hard to explain to guests
>>28137423
we just had a trixie episode manActually. I wonder if we will start seeing more ponies that are meant to be twisted counterparts of the Mane 6? Dash had lightning dust and Rarity had that bitch from the sewing club. Cheese was not mean so I don't count him. But Twilight had Trixie, Glimmer, and Shimmer.
>>28138590
Her name is Suri Polomare, you potato.
Colt aggressively colted you
>>28138606
thanks anon
>>28138559
i have bad news for you
you are twiggles positive
>>28138616
Anytime, anon.
>>28138620
A-Am I going to die?
>>28138631
No, but you are going to feel like studying a lot
>>28138631
look how cute tat clothing makes the horse
>>28138639
Clothe all the ponies
I was in the shower daydreaming that Rarity was my gf. All of a sudden she told me to start jacking off. I wasn't really in the mood and I had stuff to do but I cannot say no to Rarity. I was never a fan of shower fapping and using soap as lube turned out to be more unpleasant than I thought so I wanted to stop. But no, Rarity demanded I keep jacking off to climax, I wasn't allowed to leave the shower until I came while thinking about her. It was painful but I managed to finish, afterward I felt shame and regret.
Guys I think I just raped myself.
>>28138651
>>28138669
>implying Rarity would let you jerk it in the shower
>Implying Rarity would even let you cum
Filly want to watch Teen Titan Go in your TV again
The fillies are trying to destroy your culture from the inside.
>>28138683My younger cousins love that show so I find it hard to hate because of it. Like, I was playing DCUO and my younger cousin got super excited when she saw Raven on the loading screen and it made me really happyDidn't have any TT comics to give her because there's literally only one good one
I'd let filly watch it.
>>28138673
Um excuse me that filly should not be wearing that.
Derpy special somepony is really cute
>>28138707
I want to pet them both
>>28138707
>my wife has a kid already
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
>>28138744
>my mare's colt
By neglecting to tell you about the giant hanger in your left nostril, Pony sabotaged all your social interactions by proxy
>>28138442
This board was fucking DAMAGED the week or two after this episode aired
>>28138799
Who's her wife?
Filly asks if she's ready to be a mother.
>>28138781
ech
>>28138808
Tell her she's not
But so long as she sticks to doing it with me she'll never get pregnant.
>>28138813
A pony just wants to greet you good morning, asshole
When family can not be here, having journeyed far and wide
>>28138817
But what if she wants kids? If you can't give them to her she'll eventually find someone else.
>>28138819
Is it that time again?
>>28138848
When she's ready to have them, she won't be the filly anymore and i'll have to move on to another as well.
are there any pony text adventures?
>>28138669
>horse tulpas.txt
>>28138868
Are you going to abandon your waifu just because she's not a filly anymore?
>>28138881
are there any pony sext adventures?
>>28138861
That album wasn't supposed to end with me crying.
>>28138891
I don't waifu the fillies
I just want to fuck them silly
>>28138881
Several.
They all have weak or weird premises. Very few are not unfinished.
Equestria Gaming used to have a nice link to all of them. Now I can't sort through Equestria Daily's game index with "pony text adventure" though. Searching "text adventure" on EqD might give a few results though.
>>28138899
which filly would be the best at fucking?
i bet it'd be apple bloom
she seems like such a naughty filly
>>28138912
The apple, of course
>>28138799
that is a very colty lookin colt
>>28138917
>tfw a little filly is more sexually experienced than you
>and she knows some incredible techniques, which you will never experience
>>28138926
Yes.
>>28138940
>like applebloom
>mlpg has to make it creepy
fucking hell why can't I just like a cute pony
>>28138912
I wonder how Sweetie tastes like.
>>28138952
The creepy posters are the gatekeepers
Stay true and you will pass through the great filly gates into Filhalla some day
>>28138781
Fuck off anthro Rainbow Dash
safe booping
>>28138952
I like AB nonsexually, but also sexually.
>>28138965
salty coins and milk
>>28138952
I really wonder why there's suddenly so much pedo shitposting here
>>28139085
I blame Pinkie Pie
>>28139085
I guess they realize that shit is tolerated here because we just don't give a shit.
>>28139152
It's not tolerated, people just can't do anything about it
see this
what do
>>28139085
>suddenly
>>28139164
>>28139085
>suddenly
it's a little girls' show full of little girl characters who run around naked
>>28139085
>>28139154
>much pedo shitposting here
>people just can't do anything about it
someone remember what happened to the thread that make the same thing and just ignore the problem?
Here a hint: pic related OC is the mascot of those thread
>>28139164
http://www.tvinsider.com/article/95076/watch-my-little-pony-meet-28-days-later-yes-you-read-that-correctly-video/
>>28139179
They were peddling actual cp, not just mlp:fim foal fucking.
>>28139231
This is shaping up to be a very entertaining episode
>>28139231
Scout fillies a cute
>>28139231
Okay, I see how they're getting away with having zombies in the episode now. That's cute.
>>28139231
>cmc filly scout
so... the comic are canon now?
I'm going to steal the CMC's cookies and there's nothing you can do about it.
>>28139231
>Episode title is a reference to 28 Days Later
>Zombies and setting are clearly Night of the Living Dead zombies
Fucking skipped. Who wrote this garbage.
>>28139303
Another new writer. This will be his first MLP episode.
At least he have reference and we may get a Rarity investigate tier episode.
>>28138952
You'd be amazed how freely and readily I switch from just liking cute ponies and wanting to hug them to wanting to fuck the hell out of them. It just happens so naturally.
I want it
>>28139286
I need to start reading the comics. That looks pretty funny.
Filly told her teacher what you did to her and her friends last night.
>>28139365
Great, now everyone will know that i cheat when i play poker
>>28139303
>tag says rainbow dash
>clearly some kind of furry dog OC
Who drew this garbage?
>>28139365
Boops are legal under state law. They can't touch me
>>28139365
Look if the fillies wanted me to go easy on them in Monopoly they should have said something. They better be coming back tonight to finish the game. And don't start in with that Free Parking bullshit, you don't get money from landing on that space.
>>28139389
>who drew this furry garbage?
A furry, duh.
>>28139399
>ParksAndRec_Ben_Laptop.gif
>>28139389
Some gigantic faggot with seven folders of art on their deviantArt, all furry.
Filly giveth, filly taketh away.
>>28139164
So whats new today?
>>28139397
>money in free parking
House rules are a load of bullshit.
Sometimes you have to take a filly for the team.
>>28139413
furries
>>28139413
Quiet lives
>>28139413
I spent all morning on the beach posting fillies
>You will never take your excited little pony to Pets Mart and let them pick out any toy they want
>>28139424
>>28139431
Are they pony related?
>>28139447
As long as you enjoy your stay in the beach then that is perfectly fine.
>>28139231
oh my god
filly scouts
i want to eat their cookiesif you know what i mean and i think you do
>>28139462
>>28139231
COOKIE ZOMBIES
>>28139286
i think filly scouts have been in the show before
>>28139389
What the fuck kind of dogs have you seen, anon?
>>28139477
I know :^)
Remember to lock up your filly treats.
>>28139507
jesusmore
NOW
>>28139489
I have no memory of them in the show.
>>28139507
>not even bothering to censor her tits
>>28139526
>expecting pedoshits to have common sense
Tell me about the filly. How can she be in several places at the same time?
>>28139526
they're just as flat as a boy's chest, so no need
>>28139507
wew
>>28139477
Don't eat the cookies, Dash put something in them.
>>28139524
they show up briefly in the episode where spike fails to take care of the pets
>>28139538
After I fill her with c4 :^)
>>28139559
Hello walmart colt
>>28139559
I would pet that colt
>>28139554
can't say the same about those dainty feet
>>28139554
I thought I was the only one
>>28139507
http://twentypercentcooler.net/post/show/60670
have a good masturbate
>>28139538
Hey
Wait a minute
>loli's
>not filly's
This should be remedied.http://i.imgur.com/E8sZIJb.pngI also really need to finish this....
>>28139627
Finish all the filly porn
>>28139598
>My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic Season 5 to premiere April 4
my sides
>>28139627
filly celestia is my favourite filly princess
>>28139643
>no gremlim DVA
DELETE THIS
The CMC found you fillyfics
this thread is lewd
>>28139708
Those aren't mine, I'm just holding those for another filly.
>>28139231
>dash is a dick
>everyone goes too far trying to teach her a lesson
this episode again?
>>28139639
>>28139631
Still drawing some diamond dog shield wall after I've watched battle of five armies again. Perhaps drawing fillies would be good tomorrow.
>>28139708
>wing is poofing
Scoot might try denying but she is really liking it.
>>28139740
>>wing is poofing
>Scoot might try denying but she is really liking it.
Scootaloo's wings are perpetually "poofed". Can she even tuck her wings?
>>28139740Will you draw satyrs someday?
>>28139658
>gremlin dva
literally a shitty meme
>>28139231
>no candyvag jokes yet
Nothing but 2012+ shitters in here
>>28139797
man AB and scootaloo must have had to slam into the ground to duck that low
>>28139824
>ancient memes
/)
>>28139862
>>28139862
havnt seen any good real horse porn in a while
what gives
>>28139885
Anthro and human porn are more marketable to a wider audience, or at least one that pays better it seems like.
>>28139862
>tfw 5'11" and no one has ever bullied me for my height
It's a shame and also a weird feel.
>>28139870
Rooster is the only correct answer.
>>28139797
She's young, she'll learn how to tuck it.
>>28139804Really not into Satyr's fampai so I am not so sure about that. Perhaps one day, we will see.
>>28139900
>that pic
Truly wings are magical.
>>28139893
no i mean real horses, i want to see some big huge horse dicks RIGHT NOW
>>28139900
>mfw I'm 5'7 and still haven't been bullied for my height
>>28139885
>>28139917
Could you just fuck off
>fillet
>>28139917
You don't have to sit around waiting for someone to post that shit. There's a big beautiful internet full of horse porn out there. I don't really get the people who get there porn from 4chan threads, it's so inefficient.
>>28139924
could you just fuck off to the piss
>>28139940
>there
>>28139917
https://e621.net/post/show/965469
>>28139976
I SAW IT AFTER I SUBMITTED BUT IT WAS TOO LATE I'M SO SORRY
>>28139940
i am looking for a site that is full of horse dick pictures and horse mating videos without a girl.
all of the current beast sites these days are too extreme for my taste.
the current best thing i have is mating videos in youtube but those are usually old and have comical background music that is not good for fapping.
>>28139996
sorta unf
>>28140035
>just horse dicks
>no girls
I dunno man, that sounds a little gay
>>28140076
what kind of girls do you think actually do horse porn?
it really is better without
>>28140080
>>28140035
Can you not mute the mating videos and put on your own music? Or can you hear the horse noises through the crappy music and you'd be missing out?
>>28140084
Cowgirls?
>>28140127
Anon, that's a horse girl.
>>28140157
The perfect butt pinching position
>>28140181
I bet I could fit her whole horse butt in the palm of my hand
>>28140157
dash just looks annoying
>>28138342
just don't feed them after midnight
>>28140171
Would you date a horse girl though?
You'd have to introduce her to your parents and everything
>>28140205
Wait, I thought horse girls were girls that were horses in another dimension. That looks more like a girl horse.
>>28140205
>Would you date a horse girl though?
It would be the first female I ever dated so yes.
>>28140214
No those are person horses
>>28140213
This looks like it will be a strange episode
>>28140214
is that some butt cheek of pinkie
The fillies are pretending to be mating to break your concentration again.
>>28140233
Shit, you're right.
I better get my terminology straight.
>>28140243
It's legs. They don't have butts underneath those skirts. Just more leg.
>>28140259
Eventually there has to be butt though, right?
>>28140254
Ask if they would like to do some real mating.
I need a break anyway
anyone else watching the olympics for horse boners and ponuts and vaginas
>>28140331
Wait, they have horses in the olympics?
I feel cheated. I didn't know that.
>>28140356
a USA mare named Legolas 92 just won a bronze
>>28140391
She must not have used her elf eyes.
>>28140331
>only thing my country succeeded at for a long time was horses and guns
>>28140356
https://youtu.be/PSbrZkU-Vqc
>>28140400
'MERIKA
>>28140416
he was pretty obviously referring to germany
>>28140427
He didn't say shit about gas and Jews.
>>28140400
Too bad you let an Austrian fuck that up.
>>28140400
>horses and guns
Does anything else really matter?
>>28140527
damn thats a really ugly derpy
>>28140525
>first prize for messiest eater
>>28140544
She still has a heart of gold
>>28140566
damn that Canni is huge
>>28140566
do you also have one of that Celestia in battle armor?
>>28140579
This one?
>>28140600
yeah thanks. that one's pretty rad and the tiny one in front of her looks neat, too
what was up with that plushie pile?
>>28140571
Yeah, it was super fucking huge
I wish I would have had the money to buy it
>>28140612
It was an organized event, you could give your plushies away to be shown there
There were like 500 of them if I remember correctly
Spike, are you sleepingSPIKE IS DEAD
>>28140693
>>28140647
Is that a teeth colt I see near that booze horse?
>>28140647
why did that guy include manboobs in his fursuit
>>28140721
Unfortunately not
>>28140723
I wish I knew, man
>>28140723
He needed space for his actual, larger manboobs I guess.Fat people gross me out.
>>28140723
>Frankenfilly
>Make the perfect filly using parts from other fillies
>>28140739
>"man arrested for running up stage and hugging the plushies"
that would be me in the news
>>28140746
>filly with a full size ponut and cock
build-a-filly sounds great
>>28140754
>ywn roll around in a pile of plushies
Do you think any of those plushies smell?
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>>28140780
18 hours to another episode!