>Be Scootaloo's parent. >You are part of the Parent

>>28112210
>Rape
Right in front of everyone to assert my dominance

>>28112210
>Be Scootaloo's parent
But that means I don't exist

>>28112210
Says the bitch who emotionally damaged her kid.
If anything your husband needed a needle in his sack so you didn't have to cause a kid to suffer your presence.
>Drops mic.

>>28112210
>talking shit about my kid to my face
And that's when the police/guard have to come in and pry me off of her.

>>28112210
>Calling some kid retarded in a PTA meeting full of soccer moms
I could lynch her and they would help.

>>28112210
Does it count as assault or cosmetic surgery if I punch Filthy Rich in the snootle?

>>28112332
>I could lynch her and they would help.
You know one of them would gripe about how you tie the knot.

>>28112210
>anon spits on her face and rapes her on the spot
>nobody present, or really at all for that matter, likes her so they pretend that it didn't happen
>Spoiled tries desperately to get people to believe her and to bring anon to justice but she usually just gets laughed away or bitched at for trying to soil anon's good name
>lives the rest of her life in the agony of knowing her cunt was soiled by human cock and that no one will ever, or would want to ever, believe her

alternatively
>"so you're saying DT hasn't been vaccinated?"
>"of course not!"
>DT is evicted from the school system and neither of them were ever heard from by the PTA again

>>28112337
>Filthy Rich
Why would you hit him?

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>retarded as Anon's daughter
>diamond tiara dies the next weekend of some exotic equestrian disease
>keks for the rest of the anon's life

>>28112210
"Ha, haha, oh you always crack me up"
>You say as you walk across the floor and casually take a seat next to her, draping your arm across her back
"Say, have you ever heard of a Glasgow smile?"
>"n-no" she responds, obviously uncomfortable with your presence
"Well, it's this fun little thing from my world where someone takes a knife and cuts a grin from the corner of your mouth to your ear. That way, every time little Diamond Tiara comes home from school, her mommy is waiting with a big 'ol smile"
>You stare at her, a friendly grin plastered on your face, while she is on the verge of tears
"Hey, good talk, I hope you have a nice day"
>You give her a pat on the back before returning to your seat
>oddly enough you were asked not to return to the next PTA meeting though

>>28112347
For porking that cunt.

>You stand up, rising far above the ponies like a god.
>You smile, you walk towards the bitch and you never stop smiling.
>"Anon, sir. Please don't act rashly." Cheerilee says hesitantly.
>If you wanted to act rashly none of them could stop you.
>They edge back on their seats.
>They know it.
>You cross the room in a few short steps, still smiling down at the bitch.
>You can see the fear but she glares at you.
>She thinks you'll hit her.
>She probably wants you to hit her.
>Her pride makes you sick but you smile as you raise your hand suddenly.
>Ha, she flinched.
>You hold up a finger.
"That's a very interesting point of view."
>You turn around and walk away from her.
>It's all a game of dominance.
"I'd love to discuss it with you and your husband. I expect you to be ready promptly at seven."

>That night you had a lovely talk with Filthy Rich about the nature of capitalism and the history of agricultural stock around the town.
>Occasionally you would smile at Spoiled and thank her for inviting you over.
>You never mention what she said about your daughter.
>You have a good time and get invited to play cards with Filthy's buddies later that week.
>Spoiled Rich gets an ulcer.

>You then stand up from you seat.
>You're ready to basically rip this bitch a new one.
>But you restrain yourself.
>You instead go back sitting down.
>You know if you attack her you'll get in trouble and lose your right to have Scoots as your daughter.
>Not to mention she's outside.
>You don't want her to think violence is the solution.
>So it's probably best just sit there and take it.
>You know your daughter isn't retarded.
>She's smart.
>You don't need some fat ass bitch to tell you what your daughter is.
>In your eyes...
>She's your perfect little angel.
>NAH JUST KIDDING!!!
>You literally beat the living shit out of her.

>>28112732
>You literally beat the living shit out of her.
So you beat her so hard her shit came to life?
How horrifying.

Diamond Tiara gets zica.

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>>28113144
IM FUCKING INVINCIBLE

>>28113144
Save me god of the corn amd caos

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>>28112210
>Vaccines cause autism
kek
>>28112341
>They complain about knot
kek
>>28112346
kek

oh the kekisus maximus

>>28112210
>calmly chuckle, a smile spreading wide on your lips.
"So... you're saying that Diamond Tiara has not recieved her vaccinations?"
>"Why, of course not. I'm not letting my angel's head rot away-"
"Then I advise you get the walking biohazard her shots, because as you've stated, it's now mandatory for her to get them. I think a few years outside the school system will damage her mind a lot more than your paranoia about a few needles. I don't think the school board will bend on a matter as fundamental as the health and safety of our students."

>Second-best case scenario, she shuts up.
>Best-case scenario, she takes that challenge, removes her daughter from the school system (and thus, herself from the PTA), and hires a tutor instead. Thus, you no longer have to deal with her bullshit.

I hate to break it to you 'Scootaloo's Parent' but there seems to be something wrong with your genes