614 - The Cart Before the Ponies
Written by Ed Valentine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8vdAPRlBNuA
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4nkapa
Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy may be adult arrivals, but Ponyville's had a fairly mixed population for quite a while, and Rarity's childhood dreams for a racing design win were edged out by a well-known local pegasus. She might be clumsy at times, but she still does her best and that's more than enough at times. She just likes to have as much fun as any other pony, and isn't that one of the aims of this competition?
>>28104087
Previous thread.
>filly
611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni
612 - Spice Up Your Life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X-ENueQc7fc
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4fua6g
613 - Strange Than Fan Fiction
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kzb7r1isiqU
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4mjj9i
NEW PROMO VIDEO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqWQ3FUPWjY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hjjt6rjR9MU
615 - 28 Pranks Later:When Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand, the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine - zom-pony style!
616 - The Times They Are A Changeling:Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart only to discover that the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.
617 - Dungeons and Discords:When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's "top secret" guys' night. But much to Discord's dismay, it turns out to be an evening of fantasy role playing.
618 - Buckball Season:Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy turn out to be Ponyville's best buckball players; Applejack and Rainbow Dash agree to coach them against Appleoosa.
619 - The Fault in Our Cutie Marks:An enthusiastic young griffin asks the Crusaders to help her get her very own Cutie Mark; the Crusaders encounter a seemingly impossible problem.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/
The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4
is this a pony
I'M THE ONE WHO KILLED THEM ALL I SURVIVED AFTER THE FALL
Will Season 7 happen?
>>28109820
I haven't seen the new episode. Is that Derpys daughter or sister?
LET LOOSE THE PONES OF WAR
>>28109885
Its a colt, anon
>>28109857
Who is the artist? I need more.
>>28109891
Oh. So brother or son?
>>28109896
ya mum
>eqg spam
>movie isn't out yet
I'm scared
>>28109885
No definitive relationship is established. The CMC all have siblings with them (metaphoric in Scootaloo's case), so the only known quantity present is sisters. That colt could be a brother, son, cousin, or even completely unrelated to her.
>>28109900
whichever one you want currently as the episode didn't state it either way
I think the son angle would be more interesting but brother is just as likely, or even cousin or something else
>>28109895
i want to snack on bits of pony
>>28109883
Maybe
>>28109834
>"Anun, y u doznt use me to fite mistingno."
>"I'll will get u all teh rer cadnies."
can we take a moment to appreciate how gorgeous the backgrounds are getting?
>>28109904
Just you wait, anon.
The EqG shitposting flood has only just begun!
>>28109896
The artist is whydomenhavenipples.
https://derpibooru.org/tags/artist-colon-whydomenhavenipples
>>28109969
xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
hahaha rarara
>>28109986
Rarity is a snek
>>28109977
Thank you
>>28109986
tangle the filly till she is helpless
then do the most disgusting thing possible
blow raspberries
>>28109997
tatzlponies > snakes
>>28110029
Someone asked her about apples I see.
>>28110050
I would a apple
>>28109977
Thanks dude.
>>28110090
But would an apple you?
>>28110149
I bet there is an apple for everyone
>>28110190
Don't feed me sweet lies.
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO
BEFORE THE DAWN OF FILLY
>>28110217
THERE WASN'T FILLY
>>28110217
Arise?
Why doesn't Twilight wear her fucking crown?
>>28110425
cause she's worst princess that's why
>>28110425
Because she's not actually a real princess
>>28110425
>>28110520
>>28110522
>>28110425
She probably doesn't like the weight on her head. Just imagine wearing that shit on your head all day.
Or maybe she dislikes the authority thing it does, in case she doesn't think of herself as that kind of horse.
>JUST
>>28110522
Bullshit
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Royal_Purple_(lubricant_manufacturer)
>>28110699
>>28110728
sunny bunny will always be the princess of my heart
>>28109877
Did she hang herself?
>>28110746
sunny bunny will always be the princess of my fetishes
TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>>28110830
>AAPL
>art/res/15357
Thanks.
>>28109830
filly follies
>>28109895I want to swallow the gooey white goodness from the inside of pinkie's sack.
>>28111116
girls don't have sacks
GIRLS DON'T HAVE SACKS
filly isnt keeping it tight
>>28111182
She ain't bout it.
>>28111134
Then what do they use to carry groceries home?
>>28110209
keep the dream alive anon
>>28111219
now there is a pair of horses who love to fuck hard
>>28111236
anon that is lewd
>>28111298
I BET HE FUCKED HER IN THE ASSHOLE THEN GOT HER TO SUCK HIS POOPY DICK
>>28111298
Was "terrifying" what this artist was going for?
Jesus Christ.
Wacky misunderstandings
>>28111202
Saddlebags.
>>28111337
OH MY
>>28111345
or a cart
Hug the Derpy
bat ponies
What's a Noi, anyways?
>>28111377
Nice dubs
>>28111377
are alright
>>28111405
why doesnt the mare on the end have ear tufties
>>28111397
A very annoing pony, that's what
>>28111436
because shes not a bat pony
its Rainbow Dash
>>28111449
Oh god spoiler that shit
>>28111437
i want to smack that horse in the cheeks
>>28111472
Spoiler yourself.
>>28111359
But it's only soda
This time
>>28111472
its too late
the horses are out
they are making their getaway
So the Las Pegasus episode will be a fs and aj ep?
>>28111484
You're going to go for her bullseye?
>>28111626
why is pony hiding in that boot
Is there anything you wouldn't do for a filly?
>>28111728
kill the filly
>>28111716
pony has a very advanced foot fetish
Tell me MLPG
Who is your favorite 1 shot (or mostly 1 shot) guest character so far?
>>28111745
Does she call them feets?
>>28111768
>feets
>>28111755
moooommmmmm
anonymous is copying me again
So I just watched the lastest episode for the first time. Highlights:
>Twist isn't dead
>AJ, RD, and RARARA have all sunk to shit-tier pony lists
>Cheerilee is still capable of making me think very naughty thoughts 5 years later
>Solidified the fact that CMC episode are always a disaster
Did I miss anything?Seriously though that Cheerilee holy fuck
I will bully all the colts.
>>28111755
>>28111831
You forgot the surprise addition to the derp family
>>28111831
FEMALE
RELATIVE
>>28111842
>>28111845
Shit. Guess I have to rewatch it again. You know this is why I can't leave the ride
>>28111842
>>28111845
They don't have to necessarilly be literal relatives. Dash isn't Scootaloos actual sister.
Maybe Derpy decided to build that colts car and the colt couldn't get her to leave, so he just went with it.
>>28111918
Yes
rewatch the horses
bathe in the cuteness
>>28111963
Dash also doesn't have a color scheme that is even close to Scootaloo
they are clearly supposed to be related in some fashion. They wouldn't have given him such a closely matching palette and cutie mark if he was supposed to be a random colt
>>28111977
you're right
ponies that are related must look alike
Spread the Ponka
[ ] UN-TOLD
[ ] TOLD
[X] FUCKING REKT
>>28111996
Ain't that the truth
>>28111996
You are misrepresenting the argument to try to obfuscate the fact you are proposing something that is clearly against the preponderance of the evidence
Nearly every set of established background pony relatives have similar color sets
Pranking ponies
>Wanna buy some cookies, sir?
>>28111833
I am ready for changeling's cameo.
>>28112143
NOI
O
I
>>28112121Pankingponies
>>28112062
That guy's art was the best
>>28112143
Sure thing, sweetie.
Would you like to step inside while I get my wallet?
>>28112093
>established background pony relatives
And now you're willfully misrepresenting circumstantial appearances to obfuscate the fact that no official evidence has actually been presented to link most of these ponies.
That's a Sisterhooves Social, yes. In the episode where it's established that ponies do not have to be literal sisters or even female to participate.
>>28112166
But that's lewd
For every filly you defeat, two will take their place.
What is your favorite comic book covers MLPG?
>>28112198
man I'm not sure there's a lot of good covers
>>28112182
I am misrepresenting nothing, as the ponies I am referring to are established relatives appearing across multiple episodes.
You know, like appearing in both sisterhooves socials and the family montage of the Foal&Filly fair, or being named as siblings on merchandise.
>>28112218
You continue to use a word to describe something that is still not in evidence.
I suppose it's fortunate for you that you never went into law.
>>28112237
Coming form someone who opened with something as classically fallacious as attempting to sell the exception as the rule, that is pretty hilarious.
You'd make a terrible lawyer, but a great politician.
>>28112260
That's pretty rich coming from someone trying to prop up their own fallacy.
I can't believe Anon ate all the ponies. Especially the fillies.
>>28112198
I thought this whole comic was really cute
Was it because of cute flutterdash?yes
i picture flyingsaucer driving down the road looking out the window at people standing together and going yep those back people are related and those chinese kids are dating
then he gets to work jacking off horses to collect semen
Arguing gives the pony power. Soon she'll be the most powerful mare in Equestria.
>>28112237
CALL FILLY WENTWORTH
877-BOOP-NOW
filly don't want to be a filly anymore.
suspect: Pinkie pie
I can't believe Rainbow's virginity is fucking dead.
Filly can't wait to take a nice long nap on your dick.
>>28112279
You can't eat a filly. They purposely taste bad to avoid being eaten.
>>28112301
Wait, that's not something you guys usually do at all times?
>>28112322
You're assuming Anon has taste.
>>28111327
You tell me.
Please stop threatening to kill the ponies with your dick. They're taking you seriously.
>>28112317
Stop saying things a cute adorable filly wouldn't say.
Rarity has a fat horse butt
>>28112368
Good
They need to be prepared if they want to survive the night
>>28112369
She assumed it was the human word for lap since you keep yelling dick and gesturing to your lap.
After Pony realized that there weren't enough single digits to satisfy her hexadecimal counting system, she just started using letters instead
ok we all agree this girl will turn out to be evil, right?
>>28112317
Unfortunately for her it's going to be a short nap.
>>28112386
Who shits a fucking give?
>>28112386
Yes, they will defeat her and Sunset will realize that this world is garbage and go home
>>28112386
Getting pretty flirty with twi
>>28112386
I envision a world where this garbage is treated as not pony, and removed
Vote for me for filly president
>>28112461
No real politician would be so right
You're a no-good reptilian shapeshifter, filly!
>>28112428
>It's like this world exists to create assholes
>As soon as I step down someone else steps up
>Every fucking year
>le eqg bogeyman
you faggots are as worse as eqg faggots
>>28112461
Are you saying you'll eradicate eqg posting from mlpg?Please don't be lying.
>>28112473
I have a few cuddle skeletons in my closet, but I am no reptile
>>28112487
Just imagine having endless amounts of tight assholes to fist
>>28112513Filly is skeleton
That's even worse.
>>28112386
>MLP general
>post EQG
Why?
I can't wait to start my job as a professional pony petter.
>>28112531
>>28112527
All ponies are skeletons deep down. Pegasi even have a cloud bone, we saw it when Dash got shocked.
>>28112531
>complaining about My Little Pony series being posted in MLPG
Shoutout to Granny Smith because that's the only way her old ass can hear.
i wish posting eqg was considered shitposting
>>28112561
It is by most. but people just gave up calling it out
>>28112561
It is.
>>28112561
Don't you enjoy the daily Sunset Summer posts about gaping assholes?
i wish posting things that trigger me was considered shitposting
>>28112548
What if that's their special magic bone that allows them to cloudwalk? And if you remove they can't anymore?
Of course, it seems to be winged feathers = can sit on clouds. We've seen regular animals in May The Best Pet Win sit on them. But not dragons yet.
I wish complaining about eqg was considered shitposting
>>28112578
Or the one's about GYEHEHEHEH TIDDIES
>>28112580
That would have been a painful pelvic transformation for Twilight
>>28112583
That's not fair though, you can't just look at only the bad EQG posts you have to look at the... never mind
tiddieposting is the only acceptable form of eqg posting
anyone who disagrees has brain problems
>>28112639
Your meme died years ago, Reiduran
>>28112643
What the hell are you doing just lying on the ground getting your belly all dirty?
>>28112643
What a cute piggy
>>28112596
...unf
Someone should write up a short transformation fic about how that transformation into alicornhood felt. Growing wings and feelings your limbs and neck lengthen wold be trippy as fuck.
I like my transformations a little painful, but Celestia was there so I doubt she let her pupil suffer too much.
>>28112639
You're fucking dead kiddo
>>28111298
why is his horn so low on his forehead compared to hers?
>>28112661
Celestia tricked her into it. Twilight shouldn't have trusted her at all
>>28112659
Why did you move her mouth?
>>28111449
i don't remember this from the s5 finale
>>28112669
That's how I saved it
I would never mutilate Twilight
>>28112671
I wish I could say that about the entire episode
>>28112682
Wait a second
>>28112699
Uhhhh
>>28112697
Sometimes filly likes to press her butt against the bare glass of her window for the sexual thrill. THE SEXUAL THRILL!
>>28112668
>Celestia needed a fourth alicorn for poker night.
>Sends Twilight a powerful unfinished spell that Star Swirl didn't finish as a "test"
>It wasn't even that difficult, he just didn't get around to it because he got more into time and dimensional magic and dropped it like all his other half-finished spells
>Celestia infects Twilight with the freaky alicorn virus that makes her nigh immortal as a "rite of passage"
>Even though in a land of friendship, the greatest curse is to watch all your friends die
do you guys like this Japanese horse?
>>28112729
But Twilight will not outlive her friends
Filly had enough.
>>28112749
That's right. Fortunately she sacrifices herself before she meets that fate; alicorns don't die of old age.
>>28112749
Well, technically true
>>28112729
that's some dorian gray shit right there
>>28112740
Which one do i shoot?
Don't stick your dick in crazy undead lich horses.
>>28112772
>"You can't kill alicorns"
>Trying just makes them look like the undead until their bodies heal
>>28112820
>Twilight dies in Season 6 part 1
>stops breathing, the whole shebang
>Pulls a Jesus/Superman and escapes her own grave after regenerating and shows up for part 2
It would certainly be a way to raise the stakes without having to make the battle more DBZ or get time travel involved
They could even do a fake out and make it seem like Starlight Glimmer is going to be the new Twilight.
Cry havok and let loose the fillies of war.
>>28112853
No no no; the easiest way to do it would be to have twilight be vaporized but have it be revealed that the elements of harmony are Phylacteries for twilight due to her being the princess of friendship, and the tree would regenerate her into a new form after her death.
No gore or shocking images in her death, just incineration, so they could get away with it, and her return to life would likewise be non-graphic as she'd basically be teleported back to life by the tree beaming her form into existence.
Unfortunately, this would most likely result in another situation of the other five being shown to be useless spazes without twilight as their messiah, and her return would be there just so she could go Alicorn level 2 or some shit and god mode everything.
>>28112865
>not crying awooo
>>28112879
That's when you know shit's really going down.
>>28112873
>Dash sees this happen first hand
>"you mean I can't die? That is Awesome"
>she then flies straight into the thing that killed Twilight
>>28112873
Yeah, vaporization and the tree regenerating her would work. If it's not the same body or if we don't see some kind of cloudy spirit enter the tree in a flash back we would never hear the end of how the tree just cloned a new Twilight though.
>Unfortunately, this would most likely result in another situation of the other five being shown to be useless spazes without twilight as their messiah, and her return would be there just so she could go Alicorn level 2 or some shit and god mode everything.
God damn it, you're right. Haber would make part 2 into 20 minutes of the mane five and Starlight shitting their metaphorical horse diapers until Twilight shows up and duex ex's the entire thing with Super Alicorn Level 2 in 1 minute then have a 1 minute resolution...
>>28112840
>>28112891
>So turns out it only works with Twilight
>I'm not dead
>Just very, very badly injured
>Oh, good.
>>28112891
>unfortunately, it only applies to alicorns
>a touching funeral is held of dash shortly thereafter
>Derpy becomes the new element of loyalty
>>28112897
In such a situation you'd probably have a scene where a purple whisp would be seen traveling to the tree of harmony and entering it.
They'd probably also have a scene where twilight would converse with the spirit of the tree "inside" of it where it would give her advice and make her make a spiritual growth to a new level of what her duties entail and what she wants for equestria before it would let her go.
Kind of like how in thundercats Lion-o dies and has to undergo a spiritual trial on the astral plane to return to life.
Also, yes, agreed about how it would probably end up with that happening for twilight saving everyone else who would behave incompetently until she returned: But that shit happens NO MATTER WHAT.
I'm just saying how Twilight's death would be handled well if they did it.
honestly, I don't think her dying and being returned to life by the tree of harmony's a bad idea, its just like what happened when she was turned into an alicorn.
I just fear they'd make her more of a sue.
>>28112699
Wait can we get a continuation to this series?
>>28112891
It would be better if Pinkie did it.
>No Pinkie! It only works for Alicorns!
>Fsssssssst
>...
>Suddenly Pinkie walks up to the group
>Hey guys what'd I miss?
>What? H-How?
>Oh her? I've been sending spare clones with you guys on these crazy adventures for years. I mean are you kidding with how dangerous things can get? Celestia doesn't even pay us.
>>28112942
Okay, new plan! Let's make it funny.
The others realize Twilight is indeed not dead but is just regenerating (yay exposition into the nature of alicorns). But they are on a major time crunch and don't think they can just wait around for her to come back.
So Starlight has to step in and they manage to not fuck up. The final lesson of Season 6 could be through her. Something about stepping up and how if others/your friends believe you can do it you should believe in yourself too (at the very least your attempt will probably work better), or something. Kind of fits the theme of the show. And makes the others put their faith in Starlight.
Then Twilight wakes up and is ready to "do her thing", horn charged, all gunho... and the problem is already resolved. Twilight gets to show us humility and congratulate Starlight.
It would be a decent compliment to the opening.
>>28112983
>pinkie is sending expendable beings with limited mental faculties to their deaths so she doesn't have to get in danger
That makes it unintentionally horrifically dark.
i just caught someone hugging my filly when i wasnt looking
what should i do
>>28113001
>rape
>>28113001
You have the right to sell the filly to him as new and buy an unused filly.
>>28113001
I think I read something about that being why humans have mushroom shaped penises once
>>28112983
We've already established that Pinkie is a clone for the last few seaons, why else would she be such an obnoxious retard otherwise?
>>28113022
Actually that's just cause of the jews
>>28112994
How about this: Twilight gets incinerated. The other 6 don't realize she's regenerating, and starlight tries to step up and become the "new" twilight in her place.
Cue the plans falling apart, and starlight having more and more mental breakdowns over the fact that she's NOT twilight and things are failing.
Eventually they get captured she has a big blowup over this with the other 5 comforting her over feeling like she had to "Become" twilight just because twilight was teaching her, and that she doesn't need to feel a responsibility to do that.
Twilight finishes regenerating and shows up releasing all of the group from where they were imprisoned.
The mane six together with twilight end up ascending into a super form team ala rainbow power (BUT GOOD this time), possibly temporary alicorn forms or battle armor, whatever, and go on to take out the villain with starlight watching with awe, and contributing at a crucial spot when the mane six are distracted (such as a villain trying to sucker punch one of them)
The end of the episode comes around with all of them celebrating, and Twilight telling starlight that she was training her in friendship, but she's still HER OWN pony and should seek her own path in life despite being trained by twilight.
Starlight thanks twilight for all that she's taught her, congratulates the mane six on how incredible of friends they are and how much she learned, and leaves back to that village of hers to carve out her own path for herself now that she's "graduated" from twilight as a student.
Starlight moves down to be a secondary character again ala Big mac, and we move on to s7 with the book closed on The arc of twilight teaching starlight.
>>28113065
Starlight needs a win there though for the ending to work, something like using the cutiemark removal spell on the big bad to weaken them, or juicing up Twilight by giving her all the mane 6's marks.
This is all fascinating. Keep going
>>28113081
>Starlight gives Twilight her own cutiemark for UNLIMITED POWER
>>28113084
Don't tell me how to live my life
>>28113081
I'd say have the villain steal others cutie marks to gain thier magic, but Tirek already did that scthick.
Not a fan of giving twilight her cutie mark to make her god mode though as we'd run into Friendship games 2.0 of the others as a cheer squad again.
maybe just have her unlock the map's power for the mane six so they can use it to defeat the villain.
>>28113065
I doubt we are going to shuffle glimmer off the main rotation.
She might get vindicated in the end of season and no longer feel the need to lament her background.
>>28113115
>I doubt we are going to shuffle glimmer off the main rotation.
I CAN DREAM DAMNIT!
>>28113119
well, she's not in the movie, so you may be onto something there.
>>28113114
How about time travel shenanigans, seen from the inside.
Glimglam runs to the map while the mane 6 go to face the big bad, and she randomly pops up in the villains lair giving exactly the right advice on what to do, until we learn she just spent a month groundhog daying the whole thing.
>>28113146
That could work. That's kind of her thing in most people's minds anyways
Pony squealing, struggling while anon tries to hold it down with his foot as he gets the worm medicine suppository and loads it into a bulky plastic injector.
>>28113186
Well next time don't eat shit that lies on the ground, pony.
She's a very fragile pony
>>28113215
I want to drop that fragile pony and watch her shatter on the ground.
>>28109834
>>28113252
Agreed
>>28113215
Can she go back to her village and be fragile there?
>>28113258make us whole
I unironically want to have a tea party with glimglam
>>28113274
How'd that series end anyways? As a giant shaggy dog story with everyone in the universe being killed?
Did you all talk about these new extended synopsis for the September episodes already?
http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/08/discovery-family-press-release-shows.html
>>28113278
I unironically want to go on a coffee date with Pinkie
>>28113252
As much as I hate Shitter, I have to admit, I think her yandere crush, Sunburst, is a pretty good character.
>>28113285
The galaxy is now swarming with biomass absorbing flesh planets. So yes.
>>28113297
There's a thread for that.
And its nothing but 500 posts of starlight shimmer hate and rage.
We don't need that here thank you.
>>28113300
Anon that is the worst kind of date to take pinke on
Actually pinkie is kind of an expensive date
>>28113308
I know, but there are Anons that lurk nowhere but here for pony so i thought I'd say something just in case since I didn't see it here.Why do all the Anons hate Starlight? It isn't just because of the spam, is it?
>>28113314
I want to take Pinkie on a date to a sex shop. Followed by a trip to a porno theatre.
>>28113320
Sometimes anon hates for the sake of hating.
Personally I liked her more as the villain than the second generation Twilight they turned her into, but oh well.she's fucking baaaaaald though
>>28113297
>More Glimmer
Nice nice nice
Also finally some Applejack and Fluttershy interaction, their only episode ever has been the flutterbat one
Why the hate?
>>28113320
Alot of people really hate her character and dislike/resent the season revolving around her.
With the current information we have, it looks like she's going to have TWICE as much episodes as fluttershy.
>>28113333
She's been super cute reformed as she is now though. I'll agree that she was a cool and different villain, but this kind of divisiveness reminds me of Twilicorn if it were toned back a few degrees.
>>28113345
I just don't see that. She's not at the level of adorkableness Twilight was in S1, and all the jokes about her past just make me sigh.
The rushed reformation at the end of S5 and the fact that the next episode she was in was shite also leave a bad taste in my mouth whenever I think of "nu-Glim".
>>28113320
I have no problem with Classic Glimmer. I dislike NuGlim because she's basically dull as fuck yet the show wants to have her in a lot of episodes.
She's basically like Cadance except Cadance has the decency to fuck off and not shit up more than two episodes a season
>>28113320
She's a reminder that things are not the same
>>28113364
I agree for the reformation, but I have a soft spot for characters like her and Sunset that are trying to do the right thing after falling so low before. I suppose it's a matter of differing tastes that I'm okay with Twilight 4.0 despite the reasons why I shouldn't be.
>>28113371
Well Glimmer isn't going to be in the movie.
I'm hoping starlight's story ends at the end of this season and she leaves to her town or the crystal empire or some shit with her plot completed.
>>28113371
She's a lot relatable to me but oh well, you can dislike the character. at least she got some good episodes so far and she's so fucking cute.
>>28113371
I like candyass though
>>28113383
nah man she gets wings
Pony just made dinner
>>28113463
>cornbread
I laughed
What would you do if you found out your only son had multiple waifus?
seriously can we get one episode without a fappable moment?
>>28113501
Tell him all his waifus are shit and kick him out until he gets good taste.
>>28113523
They knew exactly what they were doing. Like nowhere at all did it call for Cheerilee to be in a sexy skimpy cheerleader outfit and yet there it is front and center.
Seriously at this point it must be a game to them. "How lewd can we make a show meant for a target demographic of 5 year old girls?"
>>28113523
>>28113543
Not that I'm complaining, of course. Cheerilee is best pony.
>>28113523
>>28113565
What do you think Cheerilee would think if she found out that a whole bunch of people want to bend her over her desk and fuck her raw?
>>28113399
The sad thing is, I actually could see starlight becoming an alicorn in the finale.
>>28113590
She'd probably think you are silly
>>28113594
In the show finale or season finale?
>>28113610
yes
Goodnight, MLPG.
>>28113639
Good beb
>>28113610
Season finale.
Which could possibly be the show finale before the movie if we don't get a s7
Tuesday morning colts
>>28113675
Happy colts?
>>28113297
>Starlight/Twilight episode
>not Starlight/Spike
Damn
>>28113692
is this surprising? every starlight episode has co-starred twilight.
hell, twilight's giving up half her episode slots to starlight to appear in.
>>28113698
dude what
>>28113690
Colt supremacists
>>28113297
>kickball episode
yes
those are good
>>28113729
Can I immigrate?
>>28113656
I still don't see them dropping their biggest cash cow for no reason.
Filly doubled down
which is to say she fell down the stairs twice in one day
>>28109351
no, but I do have this artist's projection of what she would look like if she were a gem themed unicorn instead of a pillow themed earth filly
>>28113742
They never "Drop" series, they end them voluntarily and make a new one.
Like with prime, they ended that and followed it up with Robots in disguise.
Same deal here: They end FIM as a show, but move to making FIM theatrical movies.
In the meantime, they start making an EQG show or EQG shorts, and producing a guardians of harmony show to plug their new toyline.
>>28113775
Shut the hell up dude
>>28113782
>>28113775
Im all for a spinoff as long as they don't kill the main series, think of the crossovers and the expanded universe!
I wish Princess Celestia was my mom.
>>28113820
>colt
He looks kinda grown up there, though
Wouldn't it have made more sense if the Las Pegasus episode was a fluttershy and dash episode?
You know, because they both have huge gambling addictions
>>28113824
He looks kinda ugly too
>>28113818
Tough shit, asshole.
>>28113818
what if this Princess Celestia was your mom
https://derpibooru.org/861793
>>28113825
The point is to teach OTHERS, not get in debt yourself.
That's like sending superman to fight kryptonite man.
>>28113840
Ugh, thank fuck the tags always load first.
>>28112729
>>28113854
Here snake, the one I've got for you is American made
>>28113869
>wee I want to live forever now that I'm in my 30's!
Fuck you, I'm turning 32 next week.
>>28113882
>32
>>28113882
i almost laughed at that image, fuck you anon
>>28110696
You may be real, but I'm not
>diapers in fog
>>28113888
There was a 40 ish dude on mlpg once
who 2011 here
>>28113914
2012 was where it was at
>>28113896
I wonder who the oldest horsefucker is
There's probably no way to tell besides a timestamp image since anyone could claim to be 100
>>28113932
>>28113914
Not you
Ross
RossRoss
2011 wasn't an actual year guys, stop memeing
>>28113944
>2011+5
>not thinking 2011 was an actual year>yfw Costanza has become a "viable" political argument
Is grosstown died?
>>28114003
got ddos'd a while ago, didn't it?
>>28114013
Oh, i thought it doesnt work.
Razzle-dazzle
>>28114025
Hello multicolored Noi
How are you today
>>28114048
could be noi-er
How many times a day does Noi masturbate? Four, five times?
>>28114082
Are there any noi lewds?
I need it.
>>28114038
glitz and glam
Just imagine Noi's cute little moans as your balls slap against her little fillybutton, her womb beckoning your seed to spill forth so that it may suck every last drop up.
Who is Noi?
How is Noi?
>>28114163
I heard she's pregnant again.
That silly filly.
>>28114163
Good.
Big, too!
>>28114122
you know, pillow filly
>>28114106
>>28114167
Noi is only for softcore
>>28114185
>you know, pillow filly
What? I'm kinda new with memes
face full of sun teats
DEJA VU
FILLY HAS BEEN IN THIS PLACE BEFORE
>>28114190
pillow
filly
>>28114192
okay
>>28114203
Now i get it. I'm not a smart pone.
>>28114212
it's okay
noi is smart enough for all of us
>>28114209
>>28114247
Are the mares getting frisky again?
>>28114224
you prefer the ass, then?
>>28114268
>>28114276
Fucking kill yourself you filthy humanfag.
Perfect pony ass only.
Responding to a few hour old argument from earlier, I don't think Glimmy is dull at all. She still has a visible nasty streak, is appropriately unsure about everything given how new she is to it all, and she simply does a lot of cute things, which is what I ultimately watch this show for.
Now I don't think she'll be relevant forever, and she won't be in the movie, so I'm happy to get a bit of her now before she likely goes away or turns into a cameo star/Green Ranger.
The real thing I want less of is CMC episodes, and I've thought this ever since the very first one aired back in the day. Does anyone else remember how the CMC were disliked at the time because people thought they'd get their own Baby Looney Tunes tier spinoff that'd kill the main show.
>>28114353
this is why bat ponies are outdoor ponies
>>28114364
>The real thing I want less of is CMC episodes
I will never understand this
Cute foals doing foal things episodes are the best
>>28114364
TOO BAD
CMC + GRIFFON COMING AT YOU IN 3D
>>28114364
>she likely goes away or turns into a cameo
fuck, that makes me depressing can't wait for her new episode though
>>28114407
I just prefer the mane 6 eps. The CMC episodes always just feel mediocre writing wise, too restrained. I also find the mane 6 sometimes act retarded in CMC episodes too, and this isn't a recent phenomenon either.
There are a few good CMC eps though, I will say.
>>28114417
Yeah same. I'm excited for more of her.
>618 - Buckball Season: Pinkie Pie and Fluttershy turn out to be Ponyville's best buckball players; Applejack and Rainbow Dash agree to coach them against Appleoosa.
I saw some butthurt about this episode and I don't understand why.
>durr its not aj and dash playin just because xD
Has anyone considered Dash and AJ didn't want to play, or had been there done that and wanted to coach newbies with potential?
Besides, even if that wasn't the case, when it comes to sports, sometimes people just have random skills that make them viable.
We also don't even know what Buckball is yet.
Personally I'm expecting Fluttershy to be like Lisa from that really old Hockey episode of the Simpsons.
>>28114419
>I also find the mane 6 sometimes act retarded in CMC episodes too
Yeah remember how retarded Rainbow Dash was in Call of the Cutie?
Oh wait that's just par for the course for her.
>>28114435
Dash is just special
>>28114457
>you will never sniff roogna's griffon toes
Why even live?
>>28114364
>Does anyone else remember how the CMC were disliked at the time because people thought they'd get their own Baby Looney Tunes tier spinoff that'd kill the main show.
Yeah. And I still don't like them today, even though they have become overall less bad.
Why are pony eyes so fucking huge, holy shit.
Do you think they have eagle vision, or like, can see into your soul or something?
Bring out your beb!
>>28114493
dragons have big eyes too you know
>>28114501
And big other things too
>>28114501
dragons can fuck all the way off
>>28114509
Dragons could kick your ass any day of the week mate
>>28114528
You know what they can't do?
Be tolerable to be around
beat me to it
>>28114547
Anyone who hates dragons can fight me.
>>28114560
>>28114565
hello, pony
why are you hiding behind the spoiler like that
what does pony's fur feel like
>>28114573
I've always imagined it's like cats fur, but denser and thicker
>>28114573
Ponies have hair, not fur.
>>28114580
we'll get you a good yiffing
then we'll see who has fur
>>28114573
pubic hair
smells like it too
Shave the filly.
>>28114583
>yiffing
Should I even ask? I have a feeling ots really nasty.
>>28114601
Too bad there's no way to find out on your own
>>28114601
How new are you to this website, Anon? You can admit it.
>>28114601
how did you use 4chan for more than a week without ever hearing the term yiffing? furfags infest every board
>>28114608
About 4 months
>>28114609
I usually only browse /mlp/
>>28114615
>>28114615
Yiff is just furry for fuck/sex.
>>28114601
Dude you're supposed to ask what yiffing is
What you're supposed to do is say "pony doesn't understand what yiffing is", that way you can pretend you do know what it is and you're on-topic.
>>28114615
>I usually only browse /mlp/
It's pretty ironical that /mlp/ is the board where you can probably avoid that term for the longestat least if you discard slow as shit boards like /po/
>>28113065
Well Starlight is supposed to be a carbon copy of Twilight anyways, since the writers hate her so much. Why not just kill her off all the way?
>>28114628
>and you're on-topic.I wish people would just go off topic normally if they really need to rather than slapping "filly/pony says [...]" in front of it
>>28114618
I warned that I was new
>>28114622
Then why can't they just call it that? Why do they need a name for it? Do they fuck in their fur suits or something?
>>28114637
Pony disagrees.
>>28114638
Because they're having fun with the word and nothing can stop them from doing so.
>>28114638
>Why do they need a name for it?
The same reason there are people who unironically use the term "clopping".
>Do they fuck in their fur suits or something?
Probably. I really don't want to try and find out to be honest.
>>28114638
Wait, it's August now so probably almost 6 months
I know I joined in mid February
You wouldn't yiff a pony
>>28114647
I want to force feed that pony Apple Bloom soup
>>28114647
No, but I'd fuck one.
>>28114651
With Twilight being as smart as she is, she knew damn well that zebras don't eat meat
>Today is Book Lovers Day
>>28114658
Seriously? I highly doubt that.
>>28114656
lol twilights a horse, horses are stupid animals
Did they post rules to this or it's just poster?
>>28114671
>Twilight is stupid horse
>Triggered
>>28114671
Anon, shes probably smarter than most of us.
>>28114671
>They can build hydroelectric dams
>hurr their stupid!!
nice meme anon
Got some dank memes for you guys
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Otw_fuXvms
>>28114702
Thanks bae, you're the best
>>28114702
I love you
Full homo
Ladies and gentlemen, it's time for everyone's new favorite game show!
CREAM
PIE
FLUTTERSHY!
>>28114712
>b-but I don't know anything about animals....
what did she mean by this?
>>28114712
l-lewd
>>28114702
Awwww yeah
>>28114702
Yeah.
I wasn't really that into this episode t b h
>It's a CMC episode
>>28114714
She didn't realise that when she agreed to get publicly creampied she was going to get creamed by animals too
>>28114702
Thanks man. Your jokes are getting better...
>>28114702
This may have been your best yet actually. Your writing has gotten better. I say this asa writer.
>>28114702
Ur mam's a dank meme.
>>28114712
Is fluttershy a giver or a taker?
Please don't let the ponies mate with dogs in public or the fillies will think it's okay. If that's their fetish let them do it indoors.
>"Put me down! Put me down!"
>"I'll get you back for this Anon!"
>>28114609
Bro furries don't usually use that term.
The only time I've seen it used in earnest was on /b/ from an otherkin.
>>28114808
Get off your soapbox Twi
>>28114876
That's pretty fucking gay
Have you rumbled your Rumble today?
>>28114880
Would not have it any other way
Who is the ugliest pone?
Is there a way to keep your filly pure until she becomes a mare?
>>28114896
that albino pony in bollywood episode
>>28114902
Why would you want to?
>>28114902
There is a way....
>>28114919
Because she's MY filly.
>>28114928
But anon that leaves her vagina exposed to an unwanted dicking
I hope there are more traps in the next Daring Do book.
I'd especially like cleverly designed traps with surprise twists!
>>28114938
>He hasn't learned about eye contact.
>>28114938
U just need to block her back by the same tactic.
>>28114702
Teacher pone is not for sexual
>>28114959
I'm gonna block Noi's back with my dick
>>28115006
Anon no! You'll get her preggers again!
>>28115006
I'm gonna block you from life.
>>28115006
I already blocked Noi's holes with plugs.
My filly is safe, how about yours?
>>28115044
I sent mine out for a jog cause she was getting chubby. She has a collar with my info on it if she gets lost.
>>28115050
Dont you afraid of anon raping your filly?
>>28115057
But she has nothing down there
>>28115082
She just hiding it from you, anon.
>>28114702
kek/10
Cheerilee is not that old I guess.
>>28115107
Then she can hide it from lurking creeper anons too
>>28115115
I like those tiny lesbians
>>28115107
How does that work? Is she using band aids down there?
>>28115131
It's just special filly magic.
Filly can use this magic until he gets buttmark.
are there species in equestria that keep ponies as pets?
>>28115168
Most of them do. Ponies are numerous and defenseless.
>>28115131
I want to put a bandaid on a pony's featureless crotch
>>28115175
they can be great warriors too
>>28115122
me too
>>28115194
why don't they build a bigger cabin instead of 30 2-person tents?
>>28115191
But can they come out and play?
>>28115206
sex must happens
>>28115174
is it wrong to find your mom hot?
>>28115194
>Lyra and Bonbon sharing a tent
It's fucking rigged
Or they slipped him a $20
They're totally going to snuggle together.
>>28115215
they aren't
diferent gem cards;_;
>>28115194
half the time i think equestria girls look ok and then half the time they look freaky as fuck
>>28115222
Pffft. They'll just "trade" with someone then.
Those two are probably determined to share a sleeping bag.
>>28115209
those tight shirts are doing something to my penis
>>28115209
SciLight's dorky flirting is loads less offensive than the whole Flash Sentry misfire.
Also, I like the boobs.
Shitheads
>>28115235
It's funny how people get horny in those things even if they can't go full moe hurr durr anime.
>>28115234
it's wonderful that those two girls are such good friends they even sleep together
i wonder what else they do together?
>>28115243
oh my god
is that a flute
that's definitely going inside a vagina
Filly has never been the same after you covered her with 100+ band aids.
>>28115243
God damn, Rarity.
>>28115255
All on her butt too
>>28115244
They sharechocolate milk.
>>28115235
Is there erect nipples, is this an edit?
The fillies...have returned...
The colts before the fillies
>>28115255
why are band-aids sexy?
>>28115262
it's not an edit
sunset just likes to go free and braless
her fat tiddies flopping around in the breeze
>>28115257
Filly is not for unf.
>>28115273
i can't get over how weird their huge human heads look
those characters were designed with muzzles, and then they just replaced them with tiny anime noses
Unf the fillies
>>28115288
well DON'T
what prank would the CMC play on you?
Apples?
>>28115318
They would quietly climb into my bed so when I woke up i'd be surprise cuddling all 3 of them
>>28115318
Serious tea party without sex.
>>28115318
give me a night of mindblowing foursome sex and then never call again
>>28115337
fuck, that's an ugly filly
>>28115343
You aren't ugly, anon.
>>28115348
that's the nicest thing anyone has ever said to me
>>28115286
Make the body bigger.
Filliesin cute skirtsand panties.
>>28115373
that's a man, isn't it
haha, very funny, boner
>>28115397
No.
It's a loli.Saddly
Filly reveals she's actually a grown man in his twenties.
>>28115373
dude feet
haha i wonder what they smell like
just asking for laughs haha
>>28115412
still would
>>28115415
smell your feet
that's what feet smell like
Apple Bloom isthe chubby CMC.
>>28115437
No fuck you
Apple Bloom isthe sexy one
Only a fillycon would want to have sex with a filly.
>>28115479
well, someone has to give them squeaky orgasms
might as well be me
>>28115437
Hmm...
Scootaloo would be the scrawniest because pegasus+orphan status (alt: arguably most active and never home to eat)
But the chubbiest...
I could honestly almost see Sweetie Belle being the chubby one. While Apple Bloom would love a hearty Apple family meal and try to eat as much as the adults, I could see Sweetie Belle being allowed to indulge in candies and chocolates more. She would have that candy tummy. Which would probably just be childhood plumpness she grows out of.
>>28115601
AB would be the most athletic even if she eats a lot because of her farm chores, while Scoots would try to keep her figure because she's a pegasus.
>>28115620
>while Scoots would try to keep her figure because she's a pegasus.
Oh god, you made me sad.
I just had the thought of Scootaloo starving herself so she would be lighter in an effort to fly easier.
Pony opened up a bed & breakfast that specially catered to the wicked. The business also maintained a steady income from tourists coming to see the mystical foliage in the back yard, which sprouted money from its branches, instead of leaves
>>28115651
Can you stop spamming this shit
>>28115639
>Sunset Shimmer gets jealous because [x] is a way better villain than she ever was
Alert the presses
>>28115653
Doubling this.
>>28115601
Sweetie Belle is definitely the type who'd eat responsibility
>>28115653
>can you stop shitposting
honestly, when has the answer ever been no?
>>28115673
I meant yes, fuck. It's too early.
>>28115700
I agree
I'm going back to bed
have fun with your "being awake in the morning" nonsense
>>28115709it's actually 6 PM here but I spent all night watching dota
>>28115709
Look at that face. I want to cuddle him. I'd be the big spoon or the little spoon. I don't even care.
Pony publicly came out in support of the candidate who has a history of murdering people who don't publicly come out in support of her
>>28115727
Yeah, and I don't even like Big Mac that much
>>28114702
>Rarity, don't call her retarded!
>Ohoh Sweetie, no one is around
>>28115742
Yep
>>28115740
I don't follow pony politics
but that means pony is supporting the candidate running on the platform of sexism, right?
>>28115709
>he wants to snugle his puffy dick on you
>>28115768
unf
>>28114702
>that ending
>>28115755
That would depend on whether or not sexism is popular in the public eye
>>28115658
http://assblast.us/
>>28115755
>following pony politics
>>28115719i envy you, i only managed to catch the first series
i did catch up on secret getting BTFO out of the tournament later, god its so amazing seeing rtz lose
>>28115479
>fillycon
https://derpicdn.net/img/view/2016/8/9/1221132.png
flutterdash hit 2500 on dB
applepie are you even trying?
>>28115799
Had to stay up for the Na'Vi/Liquid game where no matter who wins we all lose
seeing EE choke and now waiting for the secret disband so rtz can ruin another team was also well worth it
http://i.imgur.com/pT7vdWo.jpg
Monetize the pony.
>>28115800
>MLPGCon
>>28115810
Rarijack is at 3381, step it up
>>28115834
Man, can you imagine what MLPGCon would be like
Lycra Heartstrings
>>28115800
>>28115834
The only way I would go to a con it's if it had cute fillies in it.
>>28115867
I'd like an Early-MLPG convention.
>image cap hit
Now the post will be a lot less funnier
Schweetie Drops
>>28115843
rarity and spike has more than any other ship
now why is rarity so popular
>>28115899
>less funnier
[Twilight reeing]
IT'S THE PONESHACK
>>28115905
depends on your point of view
either she is the best character for relationships
or she's a slut that fucks with everybody
>>28115909
Yeah, I realized that the moment I hit submit
>>28115924
CAUSE THE PONE SHACK
IS A LITTLE OL' PLACE WHERE
WE
CAN PONE TOGETHER
PONE SHACK POOOONY
Colt exploded in you
>>28115963
Please don't teach the colts to do those things.
pony died waiting for the new horse
Ah shit niggas, ponies is on Discovery Family.
It's the Rara episode.Someone left stram.horse running again.
>>28116019
AND LET THE MAGIC IN MY HEART STAY TRUE UUUU(4u)
>>28116063
>>28116063
>>28116063
Fashion mechanics.
Zebras tongue my anus
I love princess Maud Pie
>>28114878
which ep was this
that's a great gag
>>28116504
Feeling Pinkie Keen, I think
Whichever the one with the Pinkie Sense is