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twifags forever cucks
should have been a dashfag

>>28107063
DELET THIS

>>28107063
Good God, Celestia's just a kid once more, isn't she?

>>28107063
Twilight needs a good fucking.

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>>28107063
JESUS CHRIST

>>28107082
Seriously thought Rarifags were the cucks of the group. But given how slutty she is, they'd have a number system in place. At least THEY have a chance.
Applefags can always speculate.
Dashfags had a quick run-in with Quibble, currently in denial.
Pinkiefags are in the same tier with Rarifags.
Flutterfags are content with Discord playing third wheel.

Twifags always thought they had a chance... damn.

>>28107063
Why does the universe punish the Twifag?
https://youtu.be/Kn1g6fHT488

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>>28107063
That is one horny Twilight, camp shenanigans are guaranteed.

>>28107063
Vinyl has a nice butt

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>>28107082
>should have been a dashfag
>dashfags
>not cucks

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>>28107063
>all that crystal talk
>crystal cabins
>timber's intentions being that crystal clear
SOMBRA CONFIRMED, GET THE FUCK OUT OF THE WAY, IT'S A CRYSTAL MOVIE

>>28107105
>hips
>chest
>thighs
>ass
>MEGA THICC

Honestly, Pinkie is stacked.

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damn

>>28107127
SPOILER THAT SHIT

DON'T YOU KNOW THIS IS A CHRISTIAN BOARD?

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>"BLOCKED IN YOUR COUNTRY"

FUCKING AMERIFATS

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Look like flash have another target this time

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>>28107063
Why do they do this? Theay give us our lovely non-mary sue Twilight back and immediately cuck us.

Just fuck my shit up f@m

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>>28107119
Jesus Christ, have mercy.

>>28107127
SciTwiFags on suicide watch.

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>>28107127
FUCK YOU ASSHOLE, THAT'S LEWD!
THIS IS A BLUE BOARD!
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS

>>28107138
Celestia AND Luna?!
You've gone too far Brad

>>28107138
What's Van Halen doing with Celestia and Luna?

>>28107127

>tfw if your waifu ever even holds Chad's hand she will realize you are not good enough for her.

>>28107063
I want to get my rope tying badge with Scoutmaster Celestia & Luna.
>>28107105
Yeah, those things are noticeable, they didn't endow the other characters nearly as much.

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>it's human Twilight

Absolutely zero fucks given

>>28107063
Need a gif of Rarity in the last scene. Dat hips.

>>28107063
Dat Celestia and Luna banter.

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>>28107063
I can see it now:

>Timber and Twilight start to get together
>small chances of a "Edward vs Jacob" plot between Timber and Flash
>Just before they're about to get serious, shit happens
>Timber is evil, and Twilight cries in disappointment
>Flash """"saves"""" her, and she starts to fall for him now.

At this point, Flash's existence is so miserable that not even the above may have a chance of happening.

>>28107155
Did you forget about Flash?

You still a cuck.

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>>28107140
>Vinyl has perky tits, hourglass figure, and curvy butt.
Yiss.

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>>28107175
IS DAT SUM TRIXIE ARMPIT?!?!

>Luna getting peeved over a sundial
So this is it. This is where Human Luna derives her distaste for her sister.

I'm either very amused or underwhelmed.

>>28107125
those sugar carbs had to end somewhere

>>28107063
aaaand it's shit.

>>28107198
Remember all those threads hating on Flash since he was a typical "Brad"? Now look at him.

>>28107138
look at celestia
that's the look of a "but i'm innocent" girl, and when you lower your defense, she literally suck out your nuts and destroys your shaft
you will never forget that day

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>>28107198
>>28107228
Poor fucking guy, he doesn't deserve this shit.

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>Flash is now a background character
>he gets replaced by ANOTHER BRAD-STYLE CHARACTER

Holy fucking kek, you just can't get more REKT than this

>>28107105
The "G" in EQG stands for Gazongas, right?

>>28107233
Also this. I bet her "fun memories" were sucking her whole class dry so damn hard they couldn't engage in any physical activities at the camp at all.

>>28107233
Luna looks like she could take you places, from there and back again. But in all reality, she's probably the least experienced woman who plays like a deviant only to get attention.

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>>28107127
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N7Fpp2VT5lk

>>28107248
But what if,
now bear with me,
what if
Flash was really us all along?

>>28107259
It makes sense, he's a horsefucker, he can sing, and no one likes him

Press "F" for flash.

>>28107266
F

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>>28107218
And it fucking shows.
Pinkie is like a fucking brick house.

>>28107264
we walk alone, that's enough for us
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c

>>28107266
F
i knew him well. from the brad the rapist general, until he became a comic relief character in greentexts. godspeed

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Just look this derpy

>>28107283
Whoa whaoh whoa
What the hell does nerd guy think he's doing? Standing next to Trixie with his suspenders like he's got the swagger

>>28107253
>>28107233
>having this "how she looks = how she behaves" mentality

hello, r9k

So can anyone tell me the reason behind making spike a dog in this?

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>>28107293

don't worry brah, he is already taken

>>28107304
Because the writers are racist

>>28107304
Doge a cute.

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>>28107293
He browses 4chan in that one clip AND gets all the bitches.

He's literally us.

>>28107296
>hating fun
Sup tumblr

>>28107304
Spike is a loser and a joke
And jokes deserve to be laughed at

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>>28107233
>Ha ha, come give me a hug anon!

>>28107304
we used to joke about that issue
we said "i bet spike will become a doge in humand land, kek"
when we saw the first movie, and spike was a dog, we knew how creative the team was

>>28107315

>projecting this hard

Sup 4chan

>>28107228
>>28107236
Flash is truly the Anon of EqG series

>>28107140
When the HD rip comes out, I am so going to request this edit. Unf as fuck.

>>28107319
>You will never fuck Principal Celestia in the forest against a tree stump at night.

>>28107127
DELETE THIS

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>>28107063
>That tension between the sisters
Makes me wonder what their version of the nightmare moon incident was like

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>all this hourglass "anatomy"

We're one piece now?

>>28107367

I bet that EQG NMM rape all the highschool

>>28107354
>"Just so you know, you've still got detention when we get back to school"
"What, why?!"
>"Don't worry, you'll be having it with me..."

>>28107367
probably emo goth with lots of vase throwing

>>28107369
you make it sound like a bad thing
also, they don't have that big of tits, otherwise I might agree with you

>>28107367
Luna went full teen angst and started roleplaying as the queen of night or some shit. Celestia told her to fuck off and Luna hid in her room for a week shitposting about how powerful she actually is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gd9OhYroLN0

>>28107367
>luna went through a phase
>she fucks up hard
>she tells to celestia
>celestia made a hard choice and snitch
>luna went to juvi for a year
>they can't talk about it without getting angry at each other

>>28107377

>they don't have that big of tits

dude >>28107105

>>28107354
>"And some say you can still hear the screaming of the tormented souls in the forest."
>"AHH~ Tearing me ap- AHH~"

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>>28107369
that would mean more movies = more tits and ass

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>>28107310

>>28107367
I wonder if this is gonna be some kind of subplot, that outburst kinda came out of nowhere.

>all those unf tier bodies

That would explain why we don't get more theatrical realease of EQG anymore

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>>28107382
those are average
I'm talking about ONEPIECE sized tits
in other words, triple the tit size and THEN you have Nami anatomy

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>>28107367
It was her alias when she was a mob boss.

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>>28107369
no, the Winx

>>28107440
I ain't complaining
I like the red-head

>>28107115
She wants the non-chromium D

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>>28107404
If anything, they haven't changed at all. Siblings squabble.

>>28107063
I was feeling really bad about Flash since it looks he is getting cucked, but then I realised pony Twilight is the one that lusts for his dick. Oh well, he just needs to say "fuck it" and cross the portal to be with his waifu forever.

>Implying Timber isn't an ancient nature spirit who fucks one of the campers every year to recharge his powers with their virginity.

>>28107063
Nude edits when?

>>28107105
would berry

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>>28107450
>Oh well, he just needs to say "fuck it" and cross the portal to be with his waifu forever.
But then he would have to compete with himself

>>28107440
that show was hot

>>28107466
at least he'd know all his strengths and weaknesses
don't trust anyone, no even yourself

>>28107466
Well, remember the part when Twilight was in the cafeteria and said while playing with her hair
>"Flash Sentry was asking about me?!"

Our boy human Flash has the advantage.

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>>28107063

Still looks better than S6. This actually looks like it has some effort put into it.

And boobies

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I dont know if I should kill myself, or have hope because all her crushes kinda act how I do; or at least this new faggot.

>>28107446
otherwise, she'd be wanting the Shiny-D
and incest is hot__!

>>28107127
FUCKING

>>28107127
DELETE THIS

>>28107063
seeing Sunset giggle like a girl was hot

>>28107375
Reminds me of that terrible comic 'Boys will be boys' featuring Tia and Rally Flag. Thanks anon!

>>28107127
I'M NUCLEAR

>>28107491
i have to admit, the comic is good, but the gary-stu ruined for me

Realtalk though Timber and his sister aren't human, they're nature spirits from Equestria - human Twilight could have a summer fling but she can't stay with him, so I don't know if the writers will push it all the way through the movie. We'd just end up in another Flash/Pony Twilight situation where they're attracted to each other but can't be with each other.

Flash getting jealous is basically 1000% confirmed at this point even if human Twilight isn't interested in him. My best guess is him getting jealous will be what helps him accept that she isn't actually the same person as pony Twilight and let him get over his feelings. Twilight won't be able to stay with Timber and will be just friends with Flash, so she's back to completely single by the end of the movie.

Don't know if they'll do another pony Twilight tease at the end of this one though, they made a lot of effort to separate the two settings so they didn't have to keep leaning on pony Twilight coming to visit.

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>>28107063
NOT AGAIN JESUS FUCK!

>>28107483
don't kidd yourself autismo

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WHAT IS THIS, YOU WHORE!

>>28107367
1000 days in mental hospital or something.

>>28107516
It's gonna happen again in the next movie with the secret agent posing as a student

>>28107139
>dat AJ height
Ha, more proof that AJ's shorter than many people think.

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>>28107063
Being twifag is suffering that doesn't ever end.

>>28107502
>My best guess is him getting jealous will be what helps him accept that she isn't actually the same person as pony Twilight and let him get over his feelings.
Flash, he lives a harsh life. I blame the cunt of Sunset Shimmer.

>>28107546
at least your waifu is accepted as canon among /mlp/

>>28107542
Secret agent?

Give them some credit, if we can look past the howling, meme-ing shipping freakout... that was a better scene than every Flash/Twilight scene in the previous movies. Timber actually has some chemistry with her in dialogue, he's distinctly forward and witty, and those little interactions like the hand brush were a lot smoother than just having them walk into each other a lot.

Even if it can't work out in the end they're doing a better job with the relationship writing. I get the feeling this is a little less Executively Mandated so they've got more freedom to be interesting with it.

>>28107112
Even more seriously, the only canonical romance in FiM was Rarity's failed date with Blueblood. Everything you wrote is pure headcanon.

>>28107539
How is this guy rugged?
They say he is but I'm not seeing it

>>28107542
I live in hope anon.

>>28107555
Check'd

>>28107483
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2dbR2JZmlWo

>>28107566
the chin

>>28107559
I'm really hoping this is a sign that they'll also be writing Flash better, but that first scene with him being awkward around human Twi was pretty eh. We're going to see him get jealous of Timber for sure but where he goes from there and if he does any of it in an interesting way is a different question.

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>>28107566
I see your dubs and point out his chin.

In case you're wondering, it's that little nub underneath his lips. For comparison, here's Flash "Can't Win with No Chin" Sentry.

>>28107063
these outfits are gonna make it a hell of a lot easier for editfags

can we get someone to post a comparison pic of one of the characters from all 4 movies to see just how much they changed their design?

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ENOUGH

>>28107592
Sleep with Timber's sister. That'll show him.

I thought for sure Twi was gonna warm to Flash and start seeing what her counterpart saw in him, but I guess the way she splooshed for Timber on sight means she's already ready to like guys and just doesn't like Flash

>>28107592
It finally happened.

All it took was Flash getting cucked for us to accept him as one of us.

Welcome brother.

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So is flash now the Ted Cruz of EQG?

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>>28107589
Truly there's nothing sadder than a man bereft of cleft

>>28107559
>hating on my boy, Flash
Stop it, delete this.

>>28107584
but this guy is right, write the man a lot better.

>>28107555
Someone said the plot to the next movie will have a secret agent named Ace posing as a student because the government thinks equestria is an evil entity trying to take over the world by sending in monsters into the Eqg's world.

I don't remember everything said but it is suppose to have.

But things brought up

secret agent posing as a student
Return of dazzlings
Government thinking equestria is an evil entity trying to take over the world by sending in monsters
Return of shadowbolts
Secret agent has a magic draining flying Power/mech suit kinda like eqg's twilight's amulet which he uses to fight monsters
The pony versions meeting their Eqg's counter parts and working together to defeat the antagonist
Rainbow power doesn't work on antagonist

>>28107605
but Timber is a tree, so that makes her a dendrophile

>>28107601
She's too busy banging all his classmates while handing out 'tent assignments' to notice him.

>>28107617
Thruster. Ace Thruster

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>ITT: /mlp/ suddenly likes EqG

what the fuck is going on

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>>28107063
can't Twilight not be in a single movie without craving for cock?

>inb4 b-but the real TS we love is already back in Equestria

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>>28107631
>implying I haven't been on board since Sunset was revealed
LUCHAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>28107614
He even has the same color as spaghetti how could we be so blind?

>>28107063
>twifags getting cucked
>implying eqg is canon

>>28107621
this means that mlp is teaching us (and kids) it's okay to fuck plants, animals and minerals

>>28107626
>>28107626
Implying he's not the first one to bang her.

He won't be sloppy seconds ever again.

>>28107638
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pe_U6pdtu1Q

>>28107621
I love that neither Twi is attracted to their own species. I think that makes Twilight being a weird kinky fuck canon.

>>28107617
I thought that was just somebody's wish list.

>>28107631
It's been years, bruh. Anyone who couldn't handle the shock-horror of a highschool AU already said their piece, it's basically a separate show at this point, no point in fighting the same battle over and over.

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>>28107576
>>28107589
Thats not what rugged means

rug·ged [ruhg-id] Show IPA

—adjective

1.) having a roughly broken, rocky, hilly, or jagged surface: rugged ground.
2.) (of a face) wrinkled or furrowed, as by experience or the endurance of hardship.
3.) roughly irregular, heavy, or hard in outline or form; craggy: Lincoln's rugged features.
4.) rough, harsh, or stern, as persons or nature.
5.) full of hardship and trouble; severe; hard; trying: a rugged life.
6.) Tempestuous; stormy: rugged weather.
7.) harsh to the ear: rugged sounds.
rude, uncultivated, or unrefined.
8.) homely or plain: rugged fare.
9.) capable of enduring hardship, wear, etc.; strong and tough: rugged floor covering; a rugged lumberjack.

Abraham Lincoln had a rugged face

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Isn't he the counselor?! Am I the only one who thinks it's creepy?!

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>>28107063
I'm not a Twig fag
but I came here to say

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I TOLD YOU, FAGGOTS.

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>>28107546
we saw her become more that a student
we saw her becoming a princess
we saw her happy with a boy and her friends
we saw her becoming a mentor to a new student
we saw her become a being that will never be at our reach
and we decided to smile and congratulate her, no matter how much it hurt us

>>28107679
Lord give us shelter.

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>>28107679

>>28107678
Yeah, he must be like 26 or something.

>>28107615
Dude I'm a fan of Flashlight but I have to admit it was always about what it *could* have been more than what we actually got. They always seemed to resent having to make Flash and kept him in the minimum amount so all his scenes sort of fall flat. That little scene with Timber was a taste of the sort of thing they should've been doing with Twilight and Flash from the start but I'm skeptical they'll start treating him right now.

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>>28107679
>you will never be a sexy camp instructor, boning another hot virgin every year

>>28107674
>breaking out the dictionary
>to understand girl-talk
lmao they've thrown around rugged as a synonym for 'handsome' or 'manly' for years.

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>>28107617
>>28107670

>>28107679
It's not Twi's fault she's sexually repressed. This is the first time she's been positively noticed by a male in her life. Flash doesn't really count since he's awkward around her, seeing as she doesn't have a horsepussy and all. He's more into the fumbly "I'm actually a horse" type who won't know what to really do in the bedroom with her human body.

>>28107674
don't be that guy
that's just as bad as the guy throwing the dictionary definition of anthro around here

>>28107678
>>28107689
He's actually an ancient tree spirit so he's probably hundreds of years old, but that never stopped fully adult pony Twilight from dating definitely underage human Flash.

See also: the Twilight series.

>>28107617
No, that's too awesome of a plot for an Equestria Girls movie.

I would love a Metal Gear Solid IV equivalent to wrap everything up.

>>28107539
And people call Rainbow Dash a slut, look at this cum bucket, literally a free public use hole.

>>28107713
Do you think Sunset still has a horse pussy? Do you think pony Twilight, when crossing the portal, still had a ponut and a horse pussy?

Maybe that's why Flash loves her so much, he's into that.

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>>28107704
Wasn't human Sunset Shimmer and her robot army supposed to be in this film?

Trying to pull a fern gully or something?

>>28107539
someone make an edit of her getting moist

>>28107367
1000 days off without pay

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at least Flash is getting cucked
I hope he constructs a nice and comfy cuckshed for the camp and himself

>>28107714
Too late, loser
It already happened

>>28107735
yeah, but what if she were the head of the department that Ace reports back to?

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Look at her, she's so... magical

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>>28107063
Twicucks BTFO again and again!

You don't see Dash doing this horny blushing shit. She is pure.

>>28107728
Time to post my favorite picture once again:

derpibooru.org/991355

>>28107762
fuck off NRDT, go suck on a tailpipe

>>28107753
What if she developed Ace's mech?
Along with her coworkers Megan, Danny and Molly?

>>28107367
Tia trapped Luna in the basement for one weekend without food.

>>28107765
Yours and mine.

>>28107762
that's because Dash doesn't play the coy "blush and touch hands" game. She just sneaks into guys' beds and fucks them aggressively, threatening to beat the shit out of them if they tell anyone she's the camp bicycle

>>28107762
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0wVcwGX0Nac

>>28107762
See
>>28107640

>>28107772
>"Ugh, it was only the weekend!"
>"Well, it felt like a thousand years!"
>"Don't be so melodramatic Luna, or I'll put you back down there."

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>>28107777
>derpibooru.org/991355

>>28107781
This is what Twifags sound like.

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>>28107542
>>28107617
>implying they haven't had an agent inside already

>>28107777
EqG girls having horse bits is now fanon

>28107367
>You go in the nearest cabin after a rock climbing activity to get water and some rest.
>Your arms, legs and chest are killing you it looked so easy in vidya.
>To your surprise there is no one in cabin except for Vice principal Luna sitting at a table by her lonesome.
>On closer inspection it seemed she that is distressing her.
>It kinda sucks seeing her like this. Ms. Luna is the only staff member that you actually talk to other than the normal "Good morning" or "How's your day?" Just to act nice.
>You grab two water bottles and head towards the table.
"Hey, Ms. Luna do you want some water?"
>She grabs the water from your hand.
>"Thanks Anon."
"You're welcome."
>Luna breathes a heavy sigh.
"Something bothering you?"
>"No, it just my sister being a bitch."
>She covers her mouth and her face turned red as a tomato after realizing what a she said in front of a student.
>You try your best to keep a straight face after the principal's sister called her a bitch.
>"I-I'm so sorry that wasn't professional and please don't tell anyone if she finds out I will never hear the end of it."
"Don't worry Ms. Luna what happens at camp stays at camp."
>This earns you a cute giggle from her.
>"Thank you Anonymous I really appreciate it."
"Anytime it happens to the best of us."
"You want to go outside? I think it's almost time for the campfire. Maybe something fun can keep your mind off it.
>"Sure."
>You and vice principal Luna start to head towards the campfire.
>While on the way you start to notice the features on Luna. She doesn't have the front assets like her sister but makes up for it with back ones.
>You quickly look away as her eyes meet you.
>You could have sworn you saw a little smirk.
>You arrive at the fire and Pinkie Pie give you two marshmallows and crackers shouting "Smores!"

>>28107756
Qt

>>28107135
It isn't blocked in canada faggot :*

>>28107777
Sunset and (Pony)Twilight come with perma horsepussy while the others have to transform to acquire superior horse parts.

This is now canon, try to prove me wrong.

>>28107808
Secret agent fuck buddies

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>>28107738
ok

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>>28107631
It seems as though /mlp/ has revealed their inner /tv/.

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>>28107813
Oh yes.

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>>28107713
You dipshit.
Stop asking for romance on All Girls Cast show
You fucking faggot.
If you like to see your waifu getting fucked go watch Otome Dori.
This is happening because louder faggots like you don't know shit about media and how the audience works when you have an unespected public.
Enjoy MLP being a real little Girls cartoon in G3.5 tier.

>>28107835
unf

>>28107813
you better continue

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You know what I have to say about this? REEEEEEEEE~
This is going to be trigger isn't it?

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>>28107617
Wasn't Ace's suit suppose to look like a Kamen Rider or something from Garo?

How old is Timber supposed to be?

>>28107865
yes, and it will be beautiful

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>>28107864

>>28107123
what is cucks? I see you use this word allot lately. UD did not help. Got even more confused

>>28107138
>Celestia sits on top of the table
>her feet still reach the ground
>even with proper anatomy she still has legs for days

>>28107870
Know anyplace where I could watch all the Kamen Rider and Garo without any hassle?

>>28107876
He's got wood in his pants.

>>28107876
omg I can't stop laughing
my coworkers are looking at me like I'm crazier than normal

>>28107888
we need them switched at this point

>>28107897
she's gonna whittle it down for him tonight

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>>28107847
Actually, this is the epitome of waifu cuckery.
>Likes guy and confesses
Considers guy as a reason for living AND dying
>Guy likes another girl and admits that
>Still in love with him and will follow him to the ends of the earth
>Will never get dicked by the guy she likes
>You ironically liking the girl who gets rejected, but will never be looked at

That's /a/ in a nutshell right now.

>>28107808
Actually if you think about it
This would tie up with the agents you see in Equestria.

Like when Pinkie was at the booth eating a lot and another Pinkie was behind her.

>>28107893
She's like 6'4 and could break you if she wanted too.

Which is making me so hard it's unbelievable.

>>28107502
>Flash
>has feelings
Don't be ridiculous, do you know how expensive emotion software is!? Flashbot is two thirds pirated anyway.

>>28107897
He's got splinters on his timbers.

>>28107895
Go to /m/
>>>/m/

They usually stream them like we do with mlp episodes

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>>28107913

>>28107617
Stop shilling this bullshit already!

>>28107933
Would shilling implying getting paid to do it?

What if Hasbro is testing the waters to see what would /mlp/ like in the next movie?

>>28107927
What if that lollipop trade actually gave EQG Pinkie Equestrian diseases that are fatal to humans and she spreads them around? This could be the beginning of the next AIDS.

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>>28107767
>>28107780
>>28107781
>>28107787
Hey, let's not be so salty. It will take time to accept the fact that both pony Twilight and human Twilight have been claimed. As long as you still have feelings for them you will be called a cuck. Maybe this time you'll learn how to pick pure waifus like pic related.

>>28107942
At this stage the next movie would already be in pre-production with a fully fleshed out story. They seem confident enough to rely on merch and their Netflix cut for this movie's sales, so a sequel is pretty much guaranteed to already be in the works.

>>28107906
>/mlp/ at work

>>28107813
little did Anon know, this was going to be a wild weekend
for you see, Luna and her sister have a friendly bet to see which one would bed Anon by the end of the weekend
Luna will not be out shined by her sibling once again

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>>28107063
>"Hmm, nobody that isn't suffering from Adam-Lanza levels of autism likes this 1 dimensional carboard cutout typical dream boy 'character'..."
>"I've got it! Let's replace him with the exact same thing but a different design."
At this point, it's almost like they intentionally refuse to learn.

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>>28107756
>That hairstyle
hmmmm

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>>28107958

>>28107963
all the time!
no one can sneak in behind me, so I have ample warning to minimize my pony window
and it helps we're unsupervised 99% of the time

>>28107959
Not likely, the regular EQG line is doing poorly.

>>28107968
>Flash plays guitar
>is awkward, but has the stereotypical cool persona
>likes music and shit

>Timber is a counselor
>knows some science stuff
>tries to crack jokes

They're a tad bit different. They just both have male bodies.

>>28107978
I mean I could to but I have honor (nad I'm the IT guy no less). If I'm going to look at something dubious, I use my own laptop and just borrow the company wifi.

Timber is actually a good flash with personality, like work on mistakes, I really like him to show how proper male character should be done and completely overshadow the defective failure that is flash.
Also his design just looks good and actually likeable, and not that irritating "le cool dudebro with a slick hair in a cool jacket with a guitar basically every girls wet dream" joke of an appearance.

>>28107994
it's a small company, they don't keep track of that shit

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>>28107907
>Retard from Zero
Get the fuck outta here.

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Derpy's outfit reminds me of Hooters

>>28107998
>Biased, the post.
k

>>28107063
>latin
>latin language

EqG confirmed to take place on earth

>>28108058
>roasted flashfag
k

>>28108060
>French haute couture
>French
FiM confirmed to take place on Earth.

>>28108072
>roasted
oh god, you're a child. Fuck, I would've accepted rekt since at least it is ironic, but roasted?

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>>28107927

>>28108072
>Flashfag
Those don't exist m8. Like "faustfags".

>>28108075
There was also that time Apple Bloom got that french cutie mark and started "speaking in Fancy"

>>28108090
What was the deal with this guy? Was he ever explained?

>>28108103
He sees all things that happen in Equestria. Nothing escapes his gaze. And yet he must never interfere, and let things play out as they must. He is the Spectator

>>28107813
>Luna has to sit by the camp counselor but she steals a couple looks at you.
>You do the same while the stories are told.
>After an hour and a half of songs and stories it's time for sleep.
>Everyone tells their goodbyes then goes to their respective tents.
>Luna helps pack up and as you two start heading down the campsite.
>"Anon we don't have to go that way, I know a shortcut through the woods I discovered when I was your age."
"Then lead the way."
>Both of you head towards the woods and you enjoy it. The sounds of the wind against the trees, fireflies, the stars in space, Ms.Luna holding your hand.
>Wait wat.
>You look down and see her azure hand holding your's.
"Ms. Luna wha-"
>You are interrupted by her lips. She even slips her tongue in your mouth.
>"What happens at camp stays at camp~"

Ok, never wrote a sex scene before so either someone has to help me or bear with me.

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>>28107907
>spoilers
This is like some kind of normie romance anime. Where they put some "fantasy" and "magic" but the plot is just some teenager drama shit.
When you have a life these animations become shit, and everything that worth watching are cute, comfy and funny cartoons.
ex: K-on, Gochiusa, Kinmoza, GuP, MLP(for while) etc. ^:)

>>28108111
we can guide you
start with kissing and slowly caressing her butt

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>>28107975
DELEEEETE THIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIS

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>>28108111
Writing sex can be difficult, but always keep this in mind.

Ponos goes in bagina.

>>28108111
>Ok, never wrote a sex scene before so either someone has to help me or bear with me.
just write from experience...?

>>28107063
AGH WHY ARE THEY SO MUCH SEXIER ALL OF A SUDDEN

>>28108133
>>28108139
Ok give me a bit I got to think and eat lunch.

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>>28108163

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>>28108173

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>>28108163

WHAT HAPPENED TO THIS BOARD

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>>28108163
>From experience..
Good one Anon.

>>28107927
D4C

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>>28107063

>Derpy eyes are corrected
>Lyra is not with bonbon
>ponk rarara instead aj rarara
>romance

Literally: "AUTISTICS GET OUT REEE" - the movie

>>28108173
>>28108183
I like how Sunset was impressed by that
lets see pony pinkie do that!

>>28107105
Pinkie makes my dick thick.

>>28107127
Many act like these two fucked already. It's like anons will jizz if a girl touch their hand and they must marry it.

>>28108163
>Guaranteedreplies.jpg

>>28108252
it's how the basement dwellers think

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>>28108111
>"What happens at camp stays at camp~"

>>28108234
she still looks retarded.

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>>28108163
Hey put me in the cap too, guys.

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>>28108190
Good writefags died and ascended to Write-hala
Then the bad ones like me left to wander the wastes.
Now there's only the underage left.

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>>28108252
>It's like anons will jizz if a girl touch their hand and they must marry it.

Is that not how it works?

>>28108234

Meh, I don't care about the fandom memes

Right now EQG is taking a better direction than the show

EQG have this magical camp with the magic entity Gaia Everfree. Meanwhile you have convention episode, more cities a cars episode and a Las Pegasus

Right now EQG have more fantasy and world building than the cartoon with magical horses

>>28108111
>>"What happens at camp stays at camp~
I-is this how it is? I have never been in summer camp. Can someone confirm?

>>28108054
Why are her eyes straight?

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>>28108272
Depends on the camp, but yeah, for the most part. Unless you, well, y'know, brought it up with people from camp outside of camp.

Camp GFs were the shit.

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>>28108270
Ok. I'm glad you can enjoy more things than me.

>>28108282
>Why are her eyes straight?
It's his fault >>28108270
:^)

>>28108282
they're not wandering atm, she has her moments of focusedness

>>28108270
both brother and sister are the villains
remember, we saw a red headed female (gaia everfree) and a green haired creature that controls trees...

>>28108294
I liked Draculara's voice before they changed it

>>28108270

That why the show need to end in this season. With the actual staff of writer we're doomed

>>28108270
Let's hope they keep it that way.
Generic High School drama is ok and will work well with a broad audience(Not with us though) in moderation but it really shouldn't be the focus of the series. Fighting against magical threats from Equestria and investigating how magic interacts with their world is way more interesting.

Also, let's hope they understand that the fantasy elements are what makes FiM great too and get back to making that better again as well. I don't need more episodes about college dropouts, conventions and manehattan.

>>28108392
>manehattan
the only place we haven't seen yet is the red-light district

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>>28108392
What if didn't they had the idea about use fantasy to teach the lessons?

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>>28108418
>that picture

fucking saved

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>>28107150
You mean this guy?

>>28107589

>No Chin
>Asian VA

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At least we know that Sunset is safe
She's only attracted to horses

>>28107713

Twilight also has her reproductive system thrown sideways on a regular basis every time she hits the portal. Sunset on the other hand has had years and years to get used to the whole being human thing.

>>28107728

Nah. Same as always, no genitals whatsoever this is a kid's show.

>>28108412
>red-light district
i don't know how much fans would feel with a prim hemline/suri polomare episode
you can say whatever you want, but we know famous people have tons of secrets

>>28108111
>You lean on the tree as she kisses you again.
>Ms. Luna slides a finger on the side of your cheek.
>Her c-cup breasts pushing against your chest.
>You can even feel or nipples through the fabric.
>She stops and takes your hand then put it up her shirt.
>Lawd she not wearing a bra.
>It feels like a soft stress ball with a sensitive nub on it.
>"Just like that my dear student~"
>She took your other hand and puts it on her ass.
>You give it a few squeezes and a moan followed it.
>You feel a uncomfortable tightness that Luna felt too.
>"Now what do we have here~ is my naughty student hiding something from me?"

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>>28108447
>"Did somebody say 'horsecock'?"

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My waifu is safe for another movie

God, this just looks so unappealing.

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HAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHA

>>28108460
I do wonder if it counts as bestiality for Sunset to fuck a horse, and additionally whether it's bestiality for her to fuck a human.

>>28108466
>Butthurt twifag

>>28108470
That's a question that's plagued us Shimmerfags for years

>>28108490
For decades in fact.

>>28108470
did it count a bestiality when Zeus changed into different animals and fucked women?

>>28108479
No. I don't get it. What made Monster High something that ponies needed to rip off?

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>>28108499
Who knows, I like the result and that's what counts.

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>>28107542
>>28107555

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>>28107063
We will endure.

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>>28108517

>>28108499
Hasjew and money

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>>28108522
Holy kek

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>>28107063
HA! I TOLD YOU FUCKS IT WAS GONNA HAPPEN.

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>>28108490
who cares just praise the Sun(ny)

F-flash will get his justice. A-a place next to a magical pony princess. R-right?

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>>28108532
Clearly you are not a /shim philosopher/.
The answer to this question might not be important to you but the finest Shimmy scholars of our time have pondered over the answer for quite some time now.

>>28108447
>Dated Flash
I don't think so

>>28108568
She says in RR she never really liked him and feels sorry for deceiving him.

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>>28108568
>Dated
That's literally it
She used him just like how Rarity uses all of those stallions in Rarity Investigates
She never liked him; she just wanted free shit and popularity

>>28108579
She probably gave him a reluctant handjob

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>>28108568
>Guaranteed replies from Shimmerfags.

>>28108579
And still he's the one who dropped her.

>>28108583
Flash still had her
He got further than you ever will
Probably held her hand too

>>28108587
No.

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6 seasons and the best princess slice of life comes out of EG.

A fucking sundial. Fucking Celestia

>>28108603
Yes

Why do they keep stealing twis?

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>>28108602
>Probably held her hand too

DELET THIS

so all the shit writers are on the show and the good ones are on EqG?
I can live with that


>>28108499
it was hasbro that chose to make EqG
it was a trifecta of things
1. Ponies are popular (at the time)
2. the fandom kept making fanart showing the ponies as humans
3. Hasbro needed something to compete with MH
with this 3 strike combo, they thought EqG would be a great idea

it was poor execution though:
the mlp staff had 6 months of production time
it came out while Twilicorn was all the literal RAGE
it was too much of a MH copy to appeal to much of the fandom
S3 was short and MMC was shit

it was bad timing all around
but with them focusing on the magical part of EqG, they might have learned their lesson and it looks like EqG is finally getting on par with some of the better eps of FiM
hopefully they will turn eqG into a series like FiM is

>>28108568
most women in high school use men as part of their social status, especially the ones on the sports teams

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>>28108602
Sunset is my wife and no one else can have her
EVER

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>>28108601
I probably would have also. She was fucking crazy at the time.

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>>28107105
My dick will not survive this movie.

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>>28108626
>not wanting to touch the demon inside her
Fucking casul

>>28107105
I bet when she cums, it's just more confetti