This pony cares a great deal about you. She looks after you,

>>28096443
But is she a smart pony?

>>28096443
Buy her a book shes been wanting and right before I give it to her, toss it into the fireplace.

I'd use one of them soul hammers.

>>28096443
>How would you crush her soul?
She would be completely terrified when she watched me killing with my bare hands all the edgy faggots who want to hurt her.

>>28096443
By killing OP of course

>>28096456
I don't want to hurt her but burning books is just the go to thing to piss off Twilight.

>>28096443
I would fucking kill myself.

I'd tell her she's not best pone

>>28096443
Cut her wings off.

>>28096443
I remind her I'm not real

>>28096448
Or spoil the ending.

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>>28096723
>mfw i'm not real

>>28096443
>It's been six fucking years since the start of the show and you still haven't grown out of your edgy teenager years.

>>28096443
You're a monster, Anon.

>>28096723
>>28096736

>Remind her that she's just dreaming everything.
>Remind her that the portal she tried to create, the one that would show her your world, exploded (after Rainbow Dash accidently hit it with lightning).
>Remind her that she's been laying unconscious in a hospital bed for months.
>Remind her that what remained of you was sitting in a tiny pine box at Applejack's place next to the boxes for her parents.
>Remind her that she still has a life to live, that she will find happiness again.
>Remind her of these each and every night, because by morning her dream will have begun anew.
>Remind her that you aren't real.

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>>28096443
It's simple.

I would kill myself.

>>28096443
I would write a long, intriguing and fleshed out story about her and myself, build up as much tension and plot as humanly possible, and never finish it.

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>>28099087

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>>28099087
If you are who I think you are and are foreshadowing that I swear I will hunt you down and murder you

>>28098681
If only OP would do the same

>has wings
she doesn't care about me at all

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>>28096443
I've thought about this for Pinkie.

I would never smile, and tell her the only way she could make me happy is if gives up on making other ponies happy. Only then, after she is a husk of her former self and it no longer even matters to her, would I smile.

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>>28099087
IT'S HUNTERANNON GUYS
IT"S ALL OVER

>>28101125
Don't ever fucking remind me of that asshole. Starts not one but two amazing stories, and then vanishes.

>>28101171
i think that's another guy

>>28096443
I'd boop her.

Right on the tip of her horn.

>>28096443
Tell her i fucked Spike

I'd tell her that she's not a good friend.

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>>28096443
>tell her you love her
>tell her you want to get married
>have kids together
>move to somewhere secluded
>have gay affair
>send kids to college
>grow old
>on death bed
>whisper in her ear
"I faked every orgasm"
>die
>leave everything to you're gay side bitch
>laugh in hell
"It's just a prank, bro"

>>28096728
You monster.

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>>28096443
I'd spend a bunch of days telling her about my problems and having her help me fix them, we'd probably even go bug catching or something that bookhorse would like to do. For science or some shit.
And then I'd break her heart because she's not my waifu.