i have no friends and want to kill self. but then i realise

>>28095297
Don't do it. Read some greens.
http://pastebin.com/a4mFFJbB
http://pastebin.com/Ak4v6Chu
http://pastebin.com/ngNLvENu
http://pastebin.com/jGWx7yXE

>>28095321
nah this would be more his speed
http://pastebin.com/8BB4kmgm

>>28095297
cool

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>>28095297
The solution is to cry more.


I can't image anyone is going to answer your plea with a bevy of arguments against. We don't know who you are.. You need to find one of three things:

-Someone who knows you to talk with
-Something to love unequivocally
-Something to hate with enough ferocity to shell your bleedy heart nonsense

>>28095321
>eqg
I thought you didn't want anon to kill himself

>>28095297
you're my friend. I'll always be your friend.

>>28095297
>nothing would willingly befriend me in equestria anyways
Don't worry about that. An objective Equestria afterlife that follows a universal set of rules and logic definitely does not exist. If you go to an Equestria, it's one just for you, with the waifu who you've dedicated your love to waiting for you. I know some of the "I must fairly romance her over several years or else it doesn't count!" anons don't like that idea, but to act like any of us are going to the universe in the actual universe in the show is just silly.

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>>28095297
Twiggy loves you anon!
Not everything is lost!

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>nothing would willingly befriend me in equestria anyways

Have you even seen the show before? You just have to live in Ponyville and you'll make friends by the dozens eventually.

>>28095297
Do people actually believe they'll go to equestria when they die? Kys, you delusional faggot. You'll rot when you die, only making things significantly worse for your family, and slightly better for the rest of the world.

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>>28095297
>nothing would willingly befriend me in equestria anyways

you are wrong, friend.

>>28095297
National Suicide Prevention Lifeline
1 (800) 273-8255

https://www.reddit.com/r/SuicideWatch/

https://www.reddit.com/r/jobs/

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>>28095297
You're a Knight.

Don't give in.

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>>28095297
Don't worry anon it could only get better from here.
I would know :]

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>>28095297
Hey faggot, don't do it. I literally drank bleach once, and it's not painless and peaceful like they say it is. You will convolve on the ground in pain, and it will feel like a saw is inside of you, giving you the worst pain you've ever felt. Now go fap, watch an episode or two, and calm the fuck down.

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>>28096093
>convolve
When you fuck up while trying to talk someone out of suicide.

>>28096093
don't believe this poster, i once knew a guy who had a cousin who drank bleach and lived he was hit by a car while walking out of the poison control center

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>>28095297

>>28096153
I keked for the unlucky bastard

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>>28095297
No need to kill yourself yet anon. Making friends is fairly easy finding a worthwhile girlfriend no so much Maybe we can give you some advise if you explain your situation

>>28095297
>nothing would befriend you in equestria
are you wanting to destroy equestria or destroy the elements of harmony? if you answered no then somepony will be friends with you

>>28095297
Pinkie befriended a balding donkey and was slightly responsible for said donkey's marriage to the love of his life.
I am more than certain that you will be fine in Equestria.

>>28095297
Good luck, Anon.

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>>28096032
No Anon, he's a KNIGGA

REAL KNIGGA HOURS, WHO UP

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>>28095297
There is no afterlife after death nayway. You just need to find some frineds in real life and learn to not attach yourself into fictional worlds

>>28097296
>NOT OK: average weebshit girl loved by plebs
>OK: your stepmother with an incurable chip on her shoulder

Fuck I'm just gonna go gay.

>>28097346
You and me both

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>>28095297

>>28095297
Suicide will not get you to Equestria. Remember that.

>>28095297
>Not living for your waifu

>>28097353
lets touch penises? please respond
hello??
where r u????
please respond
i want to touch penises
hello?
hello????????
are u there???
i forgot to hit post lol

>>28097435
I want u to put a gerbil in my bum