Reasons for not wanting go to equestria >no Internet >no

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>>28084315
>not wanting to go to Equestria
I want plebians to leave.

>>28084315
>>no horse pussy
Wut?

>>28084315
>no horse pussy
False. Where there are horses, there are horse pussies.
>no real human food
There might not be meat, but there could be other accomodations suitable for human consumption.

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>>28084326

I'd personally have a hard time fitting in. Not to mention I'd probably have to hunt for my own meat, which would be a pain. Depending on the circumstances, it would also probably be pretty difficult to kill myself too if I was under supervision.

>>28084330
Mom said they procreate normally so we know they have genitalia. How else would they pee?

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>>28084315
>not wanting go to equestria

>>28084327
>might not be meat
m8, in equestria meat talks to you

>>28084343
its excreted through multiple tiny glands along the surface of the skin around the legs.

>>28084343
The headcanon I go with is that their genitals are normally covered by a flap of skin or something, and they are only exposed when they need to relieve themselves or when they are aroused.

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>>28084330
They have babies the normal-ass mammalian way. Pretty sure that implies horse poon

Wouldn't be as easy as some of these ridiculous greens make it sound, but it's there.

>>28084327
>False. Where there are horses, there are horse pussies
Implying, we never see pregnant candece or Mrs. Cake, the pregnancy is actually a headcanon

>>28084367
>pregnancy is a headcanon
Mom said they reproduce normally. That implies pregnancy.

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>>28084315
>>no Internet
That's like the only reason and with no rapid fire, easy access information, I'd likely just pick up more reading and there's plenty of that, especially to learn about a completely new world. Hunt for knowledge would keep you sustained for the rest of your adult life most likely.

Basically, you're still a faggot OP.

>>28084353
>>28084357
Both of these are the nastiest head canons I've ever read.

>>28084373
what episode come from, that?

>>28084381
Implying, that you can survive without B12 of the beef

What if the laws of thermodynamics are different in equestria? Maybe they have a 100% efficient metabolism and they have no product waste, almost everything gets transformed into energy except for air exhalation, sweat and heat.

After all, they make the sun and the moon move with magic, wouldn't be a surprise if all the physics there was upside down.

>>28084453
scratch the heat part, i wrote nonsense.

>>28084453
You make my headcanon more great, thanks anon

>>28084446
Coprophagia is always an option.

>>28084535
(You)

>>28084453
then what the hell did Pinkie need to do in the outhouse?

>>28084674
puke

>>28084315
>no Internet
Doesn't matter, too busy with ponies and magiks
>no horse pussy
Lies, and even so, they still have mouths
>no real human food
apul
>no real economy
Who cares, it's not like you are going to need a computer since there is no internet, if Fluttershy can live good then so can I

>>28084315
>Equestria is literally medieval earth + magic
Chances are I'll live 5000 miles away from the mane six, still do tax returns before the deadline, and go to my boring job. Only difference is hooves and the occasional goblin monster

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>>28084315
>>28084367
Mammalian reproduction is canon. And where there's mammalian reproduction, there are mammalian genitals. And where're the mammalian genitals? IT'S A LITTLE GIRLS SHOW THAT'S WHY.

>>28084343

Mom also said the ponies fart constantly.

>>28085027
Faust so based

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>>28085047
This is my fetish

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>>28084747
>they still have mouths
You win, anon

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>>28085027
Whatever that she say, isn't canon, even she says it

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>>28084352
It will take some getting used to. At least fish don't talk.

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>>28085744
>At least fish don't talk

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>>28084315
What if I told you a secret.

I've sent an Anon to Equestria before.

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>>28086096
I never trusted the spooky scare skeleton

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I'm sure the internet being missing would be okay after awhile, long as I learn how to actually make friends and get a nice house filled with books.
Ironic, after watching this show for 5 years.

>>28084315
>no Internet
that's the only real point. but then, it's better that way
not that i can't inject ponies with such an idea and enjoy pony camwhores

>>28086096
Murder doesn't count as "sending someone to Equestria."

>>28084446
>b12
Milk and eggs still exist in Equestria, anon.

>>28084381

>Implying that having to think for oneself and an inability to have anonymous arguments with total strangers are drawbacks

>>28086096
you are a murderer and no one should trust you.

>>28084357
I've always imagined that there is a modesty magic. Every pony is just born with this magic and it naturally hides their genitalia.