>"W-why can't I lift you?!" "Silly bitch,

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2016-08-06 02:06:29 Post No. 28083826
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Anonymous 2016-08-06 02:06:29 Post No. 28083826 [Report]

>"W-why can't I lift you?!"
"Silly bitch, clearly the effectiveness of your magic is limited by an object's mass!"
>"But I raise the sun!"
"I'M BIGGER THAN THE FOOKIN SUN, MATE!"
>"I...will...lift...you!"
"You can't even lift my cock, you fookin' knobhead."
>"Just you wait, Anon, I'm going to..."
"By the time ya get around to it ya better bring a fuckin shovel and an exhumation warrant, ya horse-faced pineapple."
>"Stop mocking me!"
"Queen Horsey gon cry, luv? Can't lift me and ya can't rule a stable. An tween you and me your pretty shite at the whole sun thing, too. Buggar all, ya can't do anything, can ye, ya high talkin plow-girl?"

Anonymous 2016-08-06 02:07:51 Post No.28083837
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Anonymous 2016-08-06 02:07:51 Post No.28083837 [Report]

>>28083826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2mU6USTBRE

Anonymous 2016-08-06 02:38:40 Post No.28084073
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Anonymous 2016-08-06 02:38:40 Post No.28084073 [Report]

>>28083837
>Being fat.
>Not being the hugest of the huge.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n0wqhdZn4v0

Anonymous 2016-08-06 02:59:33 Post No.28084215
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Anonymous 2016-08-06 02:59:33 Post No.28084215 [Report]

>>28084073
>that credit music
why is it so damn familiar?

Anonymous 2016-08-06 03:08:57 Post No.28084290
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Anonymous 2016-08-06 03:08:57 Post No.28084290 [Report]

>>28083826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jneZ9VxWCg0

Anonymous 2016-08-06 03:16:49 Post No.28084356
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Anonymous 2016-08-06 03:16:49 Post No.28084356 [Report]

>>28084215
it's star wars episode 2

Anonymous 2016-08-06 03:18:03 Post No.28084368
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Anonymous 2016-08-06 03:18:03 Post No.28084368 [Report]

>>28084356
no, at the very end. im sure some other animator uses it all the time.

Anonymous 2016-08-06 03:21:20 Post No.28084391
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>>28083826
>tfw you will never be fat enough for celestia to not lift you
>tfw you will never get your cock lifted by celestia
>tfw you will never get your cock sucked by celestia
i know them feels

Anonymous 2016-08-06 03:26:02 Post No.28084430
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Anonymous 2016-08-06 03:26:02 Post No.28084430 [Report]

>>28083826
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSuvOVH0aSQ
Immediately what I thought when I saw silly bitch.

Anonymous 2016-08-06 04:46:59 Post No.28084965
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Anonymous 2016-08-06 04:46:59 Post No.28084965 [Report]

>>28083826
>Be celestia, use the ground that anon is standing on to LIFT HIM.

Common Op, give credit to magic users, they can be imaginative with these powers.

Anonymous 2016-08-06 04:52:09 Post No.28084986
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Anonymous 2016-08-06 04:52:09 Post No.28084986 [Report]

>>28084965
Fanfiction authors take beings with incredible magical ability and make them use it to swordfight (re: The Immortal Game). The show's writers don't have half the creative capacity of some of the fandom's lousiest writers.

Celestia couldn't imagine her way out of a paper bag.