Will any of you ever be able to match Jin's power level?
https://kiwifar.ms/threads/i-married-a-purple-pony-or-jin-and-twilight-sitting-in-a-tree.8753/
>>28073947
im happy for him, but id never want to be him.
>>28073947
Welp, I'm ready to die now.
Jesus fuck, I never stop cringing whenever I see this shit.
>>28073965
He is literally out of his mind, he thinks the spirit of the "real" Twilight Sparkle possessed his plushie
Twifags, everyone
>>28074206
this
>>28074206
yep
>>28074206
This is so accurate on so many levels
>>28073947
I'm getting there, but I'll continue hiding it and pretending to have a moderate "oh I wish she was real ;_;" power level, instead. They'll all just think I'm lonely and weird instead of insane.
>>28073947
Does he have Chris Chan levels of autism or something?
>>28073947
>>28074206
Mods, everyone.
What is he wearing?
>>28074799
That appears to be a cloth diaper.
Something of the pocket variety, or some kind of all-in-one.
>>28075269
Why is he wearing a cloth diaper and what is a pocket variety?
>>28073947
Cute panties but he needs to Nair.
Will he die with his plushie in his arms or will he maybe 10 or 20 years from now snap out of it?
>>28075321
Question 1: He probably has a diaper fetish. Its a common kink among autists.
Question 2: Its a modern version of cloth diapers that many parents use these days. Its like, an outer layer of water proof material, an inner layer of like, fleece, and an opening where you can stuff absorbent layers between, since many of the most absorbent varieties of cloth aren't necessarily pleasant to have touching skin constantly. They tend to use snaps, rather than velcro or pins, and don't require plastic/rubber/pvc pants to be worn over them like the cloth diapers of ye olde days. The absorbent layers and the actual diaper bit can be laundered and dried separately, so they don't take forever to dry like an all-in-one, which is a similar idea, but with the absorbent layers permanently sewn in. They also make them in adult sizes for fetishists and incontinent people as an alternative to disposable diapers.
>>28075391
Wow. Never knew there was so much to know about diapers of all things
>>28073947
>tfw he deleted all the photos from his online album
A shame, really. Contained many gems, such as him and some other fat neckbeard frotting together in front of the plushie or a lot of diaper related photos.
>>28075755
Didn't he and his friends have an orgy?
>>28075794
Probably, but it definitely wasn't in the album at the time I saw it.
>>28075848
Thank your gods for that
This is all we Shimmerfags have, and its not nearly as cringy. Pretty basic for this fandom.
>>28073947
Does he know about Flash? Should we tell him?
I heard he has a legitimate mental disorder so I stopped screwing with him.
>>28075951
he might think he IS Flash
>>28076223
what was your first clue?
what's worse, is that everyone around him caters to his delusion
>>28075951
>dat reference
>>28076223
You "heard"? The blogs and pictures weren't enough?
>>28075951
>>28073947
No. His autism makes us all look like normalfags.
>>28073947
... is that a diaper on the Twilight plushie?
My powers are far, far higher.
>>28076747
As in I live in the same town as him and I used to give him shit until someone told me that he was in special ed in school and he spent some time in the mental hospital. Made feel like a fucking faggot.
>>28076923
So he's actually literally retarded?
>>28076929
If his old classmate wasn't bull shitting me than yes.
>>28076885
Yup.
>>28076923
>>28076929
>>28076936
He sounds a lot like CWC. If he puts his shit out in public and acts like his shit don't stink, he probably deserves to be mocked as such.
>>28076886
YOU NEED TO ASTRAL PROJECT WITH THE ELECTRIC FEDORA ALTERING YOUR MENTAL STATE TO ENTER THE OTHER WORLD!!!
>>28076886
>bisexual polyamorous relationship
>puts needles in dick
>made thread about cuddling big mac plush while in diaper sucking on baby bottle with milk warmed to body temp
Yeah, you fucking win.
I'm honestly jealous of him. I wish I had the courageor the dumbasseryto treat my waifu like that without getting embarrassed.
>>28078561
He has a scat and diaper fetish and bondage fetish with a plush. It's definitely not courage, it's degeneracy.
>>28073947
How horrifying
>>28077410
>>28077557
Wow people actually remember those threads. huh. Join in on the fun~
You can't imagine the level offunwe have every single day.
>>28074206
/thread
>>28078616
Of course, but I wish I had the courage to be a degenerate.
>>28073947
I have 3 life size plushes of my waifu, pinkie so I can see where Jin is coming from. Cuddling a waifu plush releases oxytocin so it's not that hard to fall in love, especially if the dude is borderline retarded and cant distinguish between fact and fiction like a typical young earth evangelical christian. Oxytocin is what makes love feel real, whether it's with a real girl or a twi plush.
The only difference between me and Jin though is that I know she's not real, but she still feels real, especially if no gf.
>>28073988
Where can I buy these drugs, and how illegal are they?