>"I don't know why you're so mad, Anon. You

>>28068129
Get KEKED

>>28068129
Water under the fridge

>>28068129
No wonder why your friends hang out with you out of pity, you are a dick. Sucks to be you, cunt.

>>28068129
Girl, I don't know who you think you're talking to, but I'm a fucking WIZARD!
I could obliterate you with my mind right now!

>>28068129
Now I finally get why your "friends" are always talking shit about you when you're not around.

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>Green where Anon, hurt after losing his nearly one decade old Steam account, gets revenge on Dash by ruining her fun/reputation in HER social circle / hobby

writefags please

>>28068234
don't forget her ego too

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>>28068129
Bitch, I've never had one and now you ruined my clean record. You're going to pay dearly for this shit.

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>>28068129
You know what Dash? It's fine. Totally fine.
It's like water under the bridge, right?

"I'll shove your head in the water under the bridge."

>>28068271
>>28068247
I believe Vaas had that idea first

>Getting Rainbow cut from the soccer team
>Sabotaging Rainbow's guitar performance at the school talent show
>Loading Rainbow's phone with extremely lewd hentai and publicizing it in some way
>Taking Rainbow's phone and sending inappropriate texts to a VERY inappropriate recipient
>Slapping her across the face right after the prompt

>>28068129
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo."