Why didn't we think of a story like this earlier editio

>>28058614
Too long didn't read lel

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forerunner in equestria

>>28058614
Ahh yeah that new thread smell.

>telling other people they don't know how to make new threads
>Not putting a title
Kys my famalamborghini

>>28059049
Brand new tires

>>28058614
>no title
Nice job, you made a thread that can't even be found by the search function.

bumpo

>>28058614
Which aircraft are as big as a small town?

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>>28058637
>you will never have a lifespan measured in millenia
>you will never have the resources and machines available to build structures so advanced they're indistinguishable from magic
>you will never have artificially intelligent constructs overseeing and maintaining your ever spanning vast installations and constantly manufacturing automated robotic guardians
>you will never construct your own habitable worlds made of alloy and technology

>>28058614
YOU HAD ONE JOB ONE JOB
You forgot the thread title.

>>28058614
I like that you're an idiot.

>>28058614
HOW AM I GONNA FIND THE THREAD NOW, OP?

>>28061446
You just did. Now pin it in the catalog.

ded

>>28061985
Just wait for Yoohoo to update

>>28061985
>>28062655
and writefag is kill

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>>28062655
>>28061985
Yeah, I'll be updating in about an hour or so I'd say
On the bright side, I've been talking with a drawfriend of mine, so we may be getting some new artwork sometime this week
I'm also trying to nail down Frenchmilf's design for reasons, so I may vector her out if I manage to wake up early enough

p9bump

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>You sit up, looking around
>It's oddly quiet
>You can't hear anything in the house
>You slide out of the bed, rubbing your eyes as they adjust to the dim lighting
>You would have expected someone to pop in and grab you for something right about now
>But there's just nothing
>You draw back the blackout curtain on Sunset's window and
>Oh god no
>Are those... Cars?
>You see people walking along the sidewalk outside
>People
>You take a step back, eyes wide, stumbling over an errant shoe and falling backwards
>You jolt awake, heart racing
>Which in turn wakes up Sunset
>"What? What, iz somezing wrong mon cheri?"
>You look around at the familiar, cozy Prench home interior, getting your bearings
>You're still laying in the recliner, your Prench pilot snuggled up against you as she looks at you with a semblance of worry
>It had never occurred to you that after spending so much time in Equestria that dreaming about soemthing so mundane could cause you to wake up in a fright like that
>You look down at Sunset as your racing heart calms down
"No... No everything's fine, Sunset. Just a bad dream is all."
>You instinctively pull the mare close, hugging her tightly
"Just a bad dream."
>She wraps her hooves around you as best as she can, returning your embrace
>"Perhaps you are just a bit homesick. You did come to Prance wiz very little warning..."
>You aren't sure you agree with the first part
"Nah, I'll be fine. Don't worry about it. I'm enjoying it here."
>"Oh, zat makes me happy zen. I was worried you weren't having a good time."
"Nonsense. Your mother's a master chef, I'm gonna go out fishing with your dad tomorrow, the home is comfy as... Heck,"
>You look around for Sunset's mother, but can't seem to locate her, but you're sure she would have popped in from somewhere the minute you swore under her roof
"And to top it all off I get to spend time with Ace Pilot Sunset Airlines. What's not to love?"
>That gets a little blush to appear on her cheeks as she rolls her eyes

>>28063415
>"Oh hush, you."
>You pat her head and pull the lever on the recliner, sitting up in the process
"What time is it? How long did I nap for?"
>"Well, you completely missed lunch. It iz abooout... five-zirty."
"Dinnertime then."
>You look to the ceiling, wondering what wondrous meal that Sunny was cooking
>You weren't ever really one for cooking, so you can't quite place the smells that are wafting out of the kitchen
>But it was probably something great
>"Mama has only just started on ze food, so it'll be a little while."
>You rub your chin, wondering just what you were going to do to kill time between now and dinner
>Sunset seems to have an idea, as she's already grabbed your hand and started trying to pull you out of the chair as she hovers in front of you
>"Would you like to come for a walk wiz me, Anon? Just for a little bit, we won't go too far."
>She asks as if you'd turn her down
"Lead the way."
>"Mama! I'm going out for a bit!" She calls out, getting a response in French from the kitchen
>You two head out the door and into the warm Prench evening
>It's no longer raining, though it's a bit humid
>The cool breeze every so often makes up for it however
>"So Anon, when do you want to go back home to Ponyville?"
"Hm? Oh, whenever is fine with me. It's not like I'm on a strict schedule or anything."
>"We'll be leaving sometime wizin ze next few days zen."
>You look down at her, a questioning look on your face
>"What?"
"You've got something planned, don't you."
>Sunset scoffs, letting out a little huff afterwards
>"Zere's just no winning wiz you, iz zere?"
"I didn't say I objected, I just like knowing when things are going on."
>"Fair enough. I have a couple zings planned, but zere's nozing set in stone yet."
>Sunset seems to be leading you out of the more populated area of her home town, out towards the more rural area where houses are sparse
"That still doesn't tell me anything, you know."
>You can almost hear her roll her eyes
>"Oh fine Anon."

>>28063625
>"Let me start by asking you a question."
>She trots down a dirt path, going even further out towards a grassy field
>"Have you ever felt like you were... Ztagnating?"
"Stagnating?"
>"Like you were simply trotting along, but not getting anywhere?"
"Sometimes, yeah."
>"Zat iz what I am feeling in my life."
>Whoa alright
>"But zat iz not meant as an insult to you, mon cheri! Non, non! I mean to say zat... Well, I don't feel zat way now zat you are around."
>"In fact, it'z made me take a step back and look at myself for a bit. Zis iz ze biggest change in my life zat has happened in well... Quite a long time."
>She takes a seat on a nearby wooden fence, getting her up to eye level with you, where she reaches out and holds your cheeks with her hooves
>She looks into your eyes for a moment before giving you a kiss and smiling
>"And I realized zat zis iz ze kind of zing that can set in motion so many more zings, and I do not want to let zat go to waste."
>She's still holding your cheeks
>She looks adorable when she's trying to be serious
>"I don't want to just continue doing ze same old zing forever, and I believe wiz you at my side zat we can accomplish so many zings!"
>"Just imagine it, Anonymous. You and I, out in ze wild blue yonder wizout a care in ze world! Finding adventure and peril at every turn! Spending ze long, quiet nights in our quarters holding each ozer close..."
>"It iz ze kind of adventure zat I have always longed for, ever since I was a young filly."
>She drops her hooves down to hold onto your hand, bringing it up and holding it against her chest
>"And it iz somezing zat I want to experience wiz you, Anonymous. In fact I... Don't zink I could pull somezing like zis off wizout you."
>She's... Quite sincere about this
>She's silent as she sits there, waiting on your answer
>Her big, bronze eyes search your face for any hint of emotion or answer to her question
>It makes you think back to why you followed her airship in the first place
"Okay."

>>28063784
>Perhaps one of the widest, brightest smiles you've ever seen spreads across her face
"But."
>You hold up a finger to stop the (assuredly) incoming celebration
"You have to help me keep a promise I made to myself."
>She tilts her head
"A very petty promise."
"In fact I'm positive I'm only doing it so I can have that one, sweet, beautiful 'I told you so' moment."
>This only confuses her more
"Everyone has goals."
>She nods her head furiously, her tail wagging back and forth as she tries to keep in her enthusiasm
"... Alright go ahead."
>She practically takes off with the force of a heavyweight punch, flying into the air and shouting happily in French as she flies about
>You stand there, arms crossed as you watch
>After about a minute or so she calms down and comes fluttering back down to land on the fence, face red from embarrassment
>"Oh Anon, you don't know just how excited I am."
"I saw, I think I've got a pretty good idea."
>She covers her mouth as she giggles
>"Aha, right. Well, like I said before, I have some zings planned. Meetings wiz old friends, zat sort of zing. It all ties into one anozer, I assure you."
"I'll take your word for it."
>"Zen if we are in agreement, we can head back home. Dinner should hopefully be ready by ze time we get back."
"Then lead the way, I wasn't paying attention when we were walking out here."
>She sighs and baps your nose, leading the way as she flutters along in front of you
>"Oh, yes, just one more zing before we go back."
>She turns around, hovering there in the air for a moment on silent wingbeats
>Sunset leans in and gives you another peck on the lips, a hint of pink tinging her cheeks
>"Je t'aime, Anonymous~"
"What?"
>"I love you."
>Well, if you weren't already too far gone, you were about to be
>Fuck it
"I love you too, Sunset."
>The most adorable squeaking sound comes out of her mouth as she hears you utter those words
>You aren't able to pry her off your arm for the entire walk back to the house
>What a day

>>28063959
>You open the door, taking care not to smack Sunset against anything as you do so
>She still hasn't let go
>Though the moment you step over the threshold into the house she does, calling out to her parents
>"Back mama, papa!"
"Same."
>"Oh zere you two are! You're just in time for dinner."
>Man it's great to see Sunny again
>Prenchmom is the best
>You've still got to find a way to get that side by side ass comparison before you leave
>And seeing as how she takes after her mother, you wonder how much Sunset is going to fill out as time goes on
>You're crafty, you'll find a way
>Or hell, maybe you could just ask when Flint isn't around, Sunny seemed just weird enough for that approach to work
>It occurs to you that you're putting more thought into this than you did into any of Twilight's tests
>It's probably why she thinks you're an idiot
>Whatever, fuck her
>"Anon? Iz somezing wrong?"
>You're pulled out of your mental reverie by Sunset's voice, both she and her mother looking at you quizzically
>Your eyes dart between the mother and daughter
>Maybe
"Is Flint here?"
>"No, not at ze moment, I sent him out to go pick up some zings from ze store. Why?"
>Just maybe
"I've got a request."
>Sunset seems suspicious
"Sunny, how much does your daughter actually get from you. Like, genetics-wise."
>"Oh zat's quite a silly zing to ask, don't you zink? All of it."
>"Anon, I-"
"So is she gonna get all of that?"
>You ask, pointing to Sunny's gracious, plump posterior
>Sunset's jaw drops at the sheer audacity and bluntness of your question
>"Of course! It'z hereditary in our family!"
>You can't tell whether Sunset is more taken aback by her mom's casualness or the situation itself
>One last throw of the dice
"I'm gonna need to see a comparison here. I'm not sure I believe you."
>"A-Anon!"
>"Come now Sunset, turn around and show him."
>"MOZER!!"
>"Are you afraid your mozer iz going to take your boyfriend? I am happily married, young lady, now turn around and drop zose pants.

>>28064125
>The entire situation is so surreal, you can't figure out if it's real or not
>Oh no, it's real
>There Sunset and her mother stand, plots squished up against each other side to side
>Clearly her mother has the superior posterior, but she's much older anyway, and has had years to build up a rump like that
>It's MILF bias or something
>Sunset of course, isn't lacking in competitive spirit, but spirit only gets her so far
>You rub your chin, nodding to yourself as you judge silently in your head
"Very informative, thank you both, ladies."
>"Don't worry Anon, Sunset will fill out later on, you can count on it!"
>Sunset herself, well... She can't really speak right now
>She's probably in shock that her parents can consistently come up with new ways to embarrass her
>Though this was mostly your fault
>But oh was it worth it
>You pull Sunset's pants back up and hold her underneath your arm
"She's gonna be alright to eat dinner, right?"
>"Oh of course Anon, don't worry."
>The rest of the evening passes uneventfully
>Sunset eventually snaps out of whatever shellshock you induced into her
>Or whatever it was
>Dinner was delectable, but that was to be expected at this point
>So now you lay with Sunset in her comfy bed, covers wrapped around the two of you as you stare at the ceiling, focusing on the fact that your eyes are adjusting to the darkness and trying to make out the details on the airship hanging from the ceiling above
>It's fruitless in this darkness though
>"I can't believe you did zat."
"Yeah well, neither can I."
>"What could have possibly possessed you to do such a zing!?"
"I wanted to see how your ass stacked up against your mom's."
>"And did you get all ze information zat you needed?"
>She asks, not without a bit of ire in her voice
>You give her flank a smack, right on her cutie mark, eliciting an "Eep!" out of the little Prench pilot
"You've got some junk in the trunk, but your mom has like two entire trunks in the trunk."
>Sunset groans
>You laugh

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That's it's from me for tonight, as I think this is a particularly good place to stop for now

Same place tomorrow
Excuse me while I go die in my bed for a few hours

>>28065683

>>28064238 I love yoohoo

>>28067918

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>>28064238

>>28060527
Blimp / Zeppelin / Dirigible

>>28067918

>>28068667
I still have my doubts about that size comparison

>>28067918

>55 minutes
>Page 9

What the fuck is going on. Why do we keep dropping down?

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>>28070074
Starlight Glimmer shitposting going out of control

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>>28070214
>haven't actually looked at the board outside this thread for the last week before now
>mfw all that Glimmer

I mean, I'm a little behind with the episodes this season, but did Glimmer have a special episode or something to warrant this level of shitposting?

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>>28070328
>implying /mlp/ need a reason for shitposting

>>28070647
Clearly not, I meant this /specific/ shitposting.

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I'm running out of pictures of yoohoo to use to mark the start of an update
May just have to make yoohoo poner

Also update on how the Sunset art is coming along
Also in the process of vectoring out Sunset's mom

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>>28070973

>>28070973
3lewd5me

>>28070973
Jesus Christ your monitor must suck

>>28072610
That's not my monitor, it's my drawfriend's

What, you actually think I'm a semi-talented individual?

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And I'll dredge this thread back up from the depths with a shoddily made vector of Sunset's mom right before I update

Whose real name is Cannonade

>>28072672
Well you're semi talented at writing
¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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>>28073599
Fair enough. I don't think I would've gotten put in the OP if I weren't

>>28064238
>You're awoken quite violently by the sound of pounding at the door of Sunset's room
>"Quit tryin' to give me grandchildren and wake up. We're going fishing, Anonymous."
>The familiar booming, gruff voice of Sunset's dad sounds through the door
>Fucking hell
>You look at the clock
>It's 5:30 in the morning
>And it's raining
>Sunset has covered her face with a pillow
>Most likely from her dad's earlier comment
>You aren't sure that your biology is compatible to that extent anyway
>Well, no use in keeping him waiting
>You take a deep breath and hop out of bed, getting yourself dressed and stepping out, Sunset following along behind you, still somewhat groggy
>"It'z so early papa... Why must you be so loud..."
>Clearly the little pilot isn't a morning pony
>Flint tosses you a spear
>Thankfully he didn't throw it at you
>Down the steps you go, followed behind by Sunset
>"Bonjour, Anon! Finally awake?"
>How early do these ponies wake up?
"Morning Sunny. Just heading out with Flint for some uh..."
>You look at the spear
"Fishing."
>"Of course! Zat's why I made breakfast, and ze lunch for today."
"Oh you're coming with us?"
>"Of course! I would never miss a chance to watch ze men of ze house do a little spearfishing!~"
>A family outing
>Isn't that just dandy
>"Oh dear, Sunset we can't have you going out like zat, your mane iz all mussed!"
>"Mozer please, not zis early..."
>Though Sunset protests, she doesn't put up a fight as her mom pets and smooths out her mane, reducing the bedhead by 100%
>"Zere, much better!~"
>You stifle a snicker and follow Flint out the door, Sunset and her mother following behind under umbrellas
>None for you or Flint though
>You're MEN
>MEN aren't afraid of a little drizzle!
>Shit son it's cold rain
>Why
>It's Summer
>God damned weather ponies

>>28073655
>Luckily it's not too far of a walk down to where Flint intends you go fishing
>On the way there you have a nice little conversation with Sunny about Sunset's childhood
>And eat some of the pastries she's prepared for breakfast
>Sunset, having still not woken up all the way, takes to latching onto your back and hanging there as you walk
>Sunny pries her off of your back as you arrive, taking her over to a relatively dry patch of rocks, planting the umbrella in the sand and taking a seat there with her daughter
>She lets Sunset rest her head in her lap, giving you a little wave as you look over
>You see Flint has already started, standing on a rock a good ways out into the water as he grips the spear with his wing
>They must be pretty powerful if they've gotta fly around all that muscle
>No point in waiting around, you suppose
>You remove your suit, tie, and shirt, exposing your marvelous physique to the elements
>You also hear a pomf of wings from the sidelines
>Looks like Sunset has woken up
>You wade out into the water, spear in hand, a good ways away from Flint
>You've never been spearfishing before
>It can't be that hard though, right?
>It's been around since ancient times, surely you can handle something like this
>"Don't forget to adjust for the image in the water, it's always a little off."
>Sound advice, thanks Flint
>You stand still, spear at the ready as your eyes scan the water for fish
>The rain breaking up the surface of the water doesn't make it very easy
>Then again, who said this would be easy
>There's one
>It swims along, completely unaware it's about to get rekt
>Swish
>Splash
>Nothing
>Flint on the other hand, has no trouble spearing one and tossing it in the cooler
>He's been doing this for a while, he's got it way easier
>You tell yourself that to make yourself feel better
>You wade out a bit more, near a few rocks jutting out of the water
>There's the little fucker that got away
>You hope so anyway
>You really like your petty revenge

>>28073762
>Swish
>Splash
"GOT YOU YOU LITTLE SCALY FUCK."
"HA!"
>"Anon!"
>You wince a bit as you hear Sunny call you out with a scolding tone
>Another bit for the fucking swear jar
>You wade back and toss the fish into the cooler, going back to the rocks where you had such luck before
>There's another one
>You bet it's that other fish's brother
>JOIN YOUR SIBLING IN VALHALLA
>Swish
>Splash
>Success!
>Flint has easily speared more than you have
>But you're enjoying yourself regardless
>It wasn't a competition in the first place, right?
>You repeat the process, going back to your watery stalking grounds
>These poor fish
>They don't even know what's coming
>They'll just be swimming along, peacefully minding their own business when suddenly
>Swish
>Splash
>Caught
>Cooler'd
>Oh that's a big one
>Easily 14 pounds
>Swish
>Splash
>Miss
"OH NO YOU DON'T."
>You dive for the escaping fish, catching it with your bare hands and holding it high above your head triumphantly
>Sunset has your back, kicking a cloud and causing a crack of thunder and lightning as you do so
>Best girlfriend ever
>She understands your cheesiness
>You wonder if the fish expected this, having lived its entire life in a world of creatures with hooves
>Flint however simply eyes you with confusion as you toss in the fish
>"Maybe it's best we leave for the day... Before you start a fish genocide."
>He... Has a point
>You did get a bit carried away and nearly gut a fish with your hands
>"I zought it was hot."
>Sunset whispers in your ear
>Hell
>Yes

>>28074014
>With a cooler half full of fish, you decide to take a break and eat a well-deserved lunch
>Sunny's cooking was of course, divine
>As usual
>You wonder what she's gonna make out of the fish you and Flint caught today
>Something great, most likely
>The walk home is rather uneventful, and save for some idle conversation with Sunset about her ship, nothing much happens
>The weather doesn't seem to want to clear up however
>And you're really looking forward to a nice, hot shower when you get back
>The warm interior of the home is inviting
>But you can hear the phantom of the hot water calling to you from upstairs
>You can't resist the siren song
>And you make your way upstairs, starting up the water, stripping down, and stepping in
>You can feel the feeling coming back into your toes, and you take a moment to simply relax and let the cold ebb away
>You close your eyes and sigh as the room start steaming up
>But you swear you could hear the door opening and closing
>"Anon?"
"Sunset? What're you doing in here?"
>"Come to take a shower wiz you, Anon. Why else?"
>That's rather forward of her
>You may be dating this little pilot, but you're still a bit uncomfortable at the prospect of being completely naked with her
>Maybe it has something to do with your morals about boning ponies
>Granted, can you really keep those intact when you're dating one?
>Where is the line dra- Oh there she is she's stepping in
>The water quickly gets to work on making her mane matted and drooping wet
>It's actually kind of sexy
>It still doesn't change the fact that Sunset is pretty much dick-level with you
>She's averted her gaze, and does her best to focus on looking up at you, her cheeks a bit red
"You know I would've been out in a bit, right?"
>"I just wanted to spend time wiz you, Anon."
>She sits down, still looking up at you
>"I like being near you. It makes my heart warm."
>Hnnng
"Alright alright, c'mere."
>You take a seat, pulling the her close and gently stroking her mane

>>28074344
>The feeling of her wet fur on your bare skin is strange, but not unwelcome
>She really wasn't lying it seemed
>Sunset truly did just like being around you
>She wasn't here for anything else but companionship
>And maybe some belly rubs
>You decide to test this theory by taking some soap and squirting it into your hand, starting to lather up Sunset's coat
>"W-What are you doing?"
"Washing you."
>She grumbles a bit, glancing away and letting you go about your business
>You turn her around, lathering up her tush, massaging the flanks as you do
>In fact you give her plot a bit too much attention
>"A-Anon, I-I zink my rump iz w-well lazered, zank you..."
>You give it a little slap, watching it jiggle a bit as she huffs
>You didn't forget about her wings of course
>You run your hands up her back, slowly pulling her wing out and beginning to slide your soapy hands across the feathers
>Sunset bites her lip as she stifles some little squeaks
>Once you feel satisfied that this wing was lathered up, you move onto the next and repeat the process
>You can feel the mare's body heating up as you do so
>Better stop before she goes crazy again
>Well, at least that's her wings done
>You flip her over, and immediately she crosses her legs, blushing furiously
>"J-Just what do you zink you're doing, Anon?!"
"Lathering up your front."
>"...Oh."
>Sunset reluctantly moves her front hooves, allowing you access to the floof on her chest as you lather her up
>Soon comes the belly rubs
>And she's ticklish
>Soon there's bubbly, Prench laughter filling the room as you try and rub her belly and lather her up
>She kicks her hindhooves a bit as you finish up and reach under her arms to holds her up in the water, watching as the suds slowly rinse off of her
>She sticks her tongue out at you
>You roll your eyes
>It's moments like these that are the ones you'll remember
>The small, silly things
>And you're gonna make sure to make a lot more like these as time goes on

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Alright, that's it for tonight m80s
The slice of life updates will slowly be coming to a close soon enough, so MAKE WAY FOR ADVENTURE

>>28074745
this update was so damn adorable I can't even...
HHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGG

>>28074728
Be still my melting heart...
Hnng

>>28074728
I need insulin now because that was so sweet it gave me diabeetus

>>28058614
This image needs a green for it.

>>28077163

>>28077163

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The lewd is done

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And the cute is as well

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>>28079963
I want to slap it, so that means you win.

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>>28079963
>>28079990
tickled my heart
and my dick

>>28079990
what a qt

>>28079990
*Boop*

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>>28079963
>>28079990
>tfw no sweet, adorable little french pilot waifu

>>28080958
Why even bother living?

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>>28082168
Truly there is no point to life.

page 9

>>28074728
I'm reading through your pastebin and your story is... surprisingly comfy and cute. Definitely happy to read more.

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>>28083584
I try

>>28074728
>"..on! ...ke up!"
>Your groggy, half-asleep brain is slowly trying to make sense of what's going on
>You groan as you push up off the bed, look around for a moment
>Then you flop back down on the bed
>Rebooting Anon.exe...
>You feel something hit the side of your head lightly
>"Anon!"
>Your eyes creak open and you see pillow
>Well, one of your eyes does
>The other one looks at Sunset, who is bright-eyed and bushy-tailed
"Mmrgn... 'stoo early..."
>You reach out and loop your arm around the Pegasus, pulling her in for snuggles
>"Anonnnnn stop! Get up! It'z time to wake up!"
>She wriggles and flaps her wings, slipping out of your grasp and hovering above you
>"Mamaaaa!"
>You hear hoofsteps
>Then the door opening
>"Oh dear, iz Anon still not awake?"
>You feel hooves twisting your head gently, and you're unsure if they're Sunny's, or Sunset's
>Sniff
>Sniff
>That's the smell of a delicious home-cooked breakfast
>"Zaaaat's it. Rise from your sleep~"
>You open your eyes and blink a few times as your eyes adjust to the light
>There's a platter of food being held underneath your nose by Sunset's mom
>You reach out to grab one, but she pulls them away as you try to do so
"This is torture."
>You grumble out and sit up, rubbing away the sleep from your right eye
>"Zere we are! Bonjour, Anon! Did you sleep well?"
"I was."
>Sunny sticks her tongue out at you
>You turn around and grab Sunset right out of the air
>She squeaks as she's pulled into your lap for consensual petting
"I thought you hated mornings too."
>You ask her
>"I do. But mozer said she has a surprise for me. Aaand my love for surprises outweighs my sleep."
>You'll keep that in mind
"It's... 4AM. The sun hasn't even come out yet, Sunny. What could you possibly have to show us both?"
>"Ohoho, zat would spoil ze surprise, Anon! Come now, you don't want to disappoint Sunset like zat, do you?"
>Of course you don't
"Not at all."
>"Zen get up, get dressed, and eat some breakfast~"

>>28058614
>le calm science self-insert guy
>le angry magic believer
This general is shit.

>>28084081
>le sexy self-insert Anon
>le mares who love him
this board is shit

also
>le le

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>>28083997
Just thinking about large airships makes me wish I could join with it's fighter complement. Can you imagine how awesome it would be to launch in a fighter in one of those things? Dogfighting around your massive mothership as she fires flak into the skies, swatting hostile interceptors and broadsides enemy airships as they turn to engage. Glorious.

>>28084515
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOxnoMPntt8

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>>28084515
>>28084531
I can't be the only one that's disappointed they missed the age of intense dogfights, right? Truly there would be no greater thing than to fight and to die during aerial combat.

>>28083997
>As usual, you look quite snazzy
>As usual, Sunset looks adorable in that uniform of hers
>It's still 4 in the morning though
>And you're starting to grow somewhat suspicious of Sunny's motives
>She's leading you down back roads and alleyways, and you're completely flip-turned upside down after the first seven or so turns
>Sense of direction wasn't really your strong suit when it came to foreign countries
>"Mama, where in ze world are we going? I've never been in zis part of town before."
>"Oh don't worry about it ma chère, we'll be fine."
>It occurs to you that never really stopped to ask about Sunset's mom
>In fact, other than her family life, she hasn't really told you anything other than vague answers
>All this slowly compounds in on itself until you're left wondering just what the story is behind this mom is
>Shit, what if she isn't Sunset's mom at all
>No, wait, they look too much alike for something of that magnitude
>But something seems off
>And you can't place it
>And it keeps nagging at you
>"Ze... Souzth harbor, it'z been abandoned for a few years. And... mozer, you know we're like... A zree minute walk from ze Norzth harbor, right, mama?"
>"Indeed! But ze Norzth harbor does not house what I wish to show you, sweetie."
>Okay, now you were sure something was up
>This mare's keeping secrets
>Actually
>Just one big secret
>A first-rate
>Man-of-war
>Sunset's jaw has dropped as she looks on in awe at the massive warship
>Sunny stands proudly as the sun rises over the horizon, setting the water glittering and illuminating the ship in all its splendor
>"Ze Storm Fortress. Beautiful, is she not?"
>Jesus
>Motherfucking
>Christ
>"One hundred and zwenty-eight guns. 56 cannons on each broadside, 8 cannons in ze stern, 4 cannons in ze bow, and a set of six mortars."
>"Zere iz nozing zat zis ship could not defeat back in her day. In fact, even now she iz a force to be reckoned wiz."
>Sunset's wings are sticking straight out, her eyes wide
>"But..."

>>28084706
>"Sadly, zere iz no reason to bring her out anymore. And here she sits, alone."
>"But I still love her~"
>She trots over to her daughter and fixes her dropped jaw, patting her on the head
>"I suppose you have more zan a few questions for your dear old mozer, yes?"
>"Well, perhaps I can alleviate some of zose."
>This family is insane
>"My name iz not Sunlit Grove. It iz actually Cannonade."
>THAT'S what was bugging you
>Her cutie mark and her name didn't match up
>What kind of pony has a cannon as their cutie mark with a name like Sunlit Grove?
>"And contrary to what I've told you, mon fillete, your mozer did not work in a bakery for most of her life."
>Could've fooled you at least
>"Your mozer was a part of ze Prench navy, captain of ze ship you see before you~"
>Big ship for a big gal, it makes a little sense you suppose
>"Oh I was so happy to see you so excited when we took you to ze museum! I knew zat I had passed on ze blood of a captain to my little girl~"
>Cannonade embraces Sunset happily, nuzzling her cheek
>"Even if your ambitions are up in ze sky, and my past was at sea, I feel like I can finally speak to you as your mozer for ze first time in a very long while..."
>"I'm sorry Sunset, for lying to you for so so long, but I wanted to wait until ze time was right for zis."
>Cannonade pets her daughter's mane as she holds her
>"But seeing you again, and wiz Anonymous... It makes me realize zat you are no longer ze little filly zat loved coming home and putting togezer new models."
>"And alzough it hurts a little bit to have to let zat little filly go, I am so proud of ze young mare zat you have become!~"
>"You and a ship of your own, and in ze sky to boot... Oh, you don't know how proud you make me, as boz a captain and a mozer..."
>Cannonade's eyes are welling with happy tears
>Sunset finds her words again and clears her throat as she works through all that she's been told
>"...But mama... Why now of all times?"

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>>28084821
She nearly came from a tiny boat, show her the 5.5Km+ Retribution Battleship.

>>28084851
Or the Litany of Litany's Litany

>>28084821
>Cannonade smiles softly
>"What kind of mozer would I be if I didn't give my little filly a parting gift before she leaves?
>Wait a minute...
>"B-But mama, you don't mean..."
>"Not quite what you're zinking, unfortunately. Zis ship iz my pride and joy. But..."
>She rubs her hoof against the hull of the ship, smiling
>"Zis little dear won't be seeing combat again. Not for a long time, I'm sure."
>Sunset holds up her hoof as her brain puts together what her mom is saying
>"I know my own daughter, I know zat wanderlust, zat zirst for adventure zat wells deep inzide you. It iz ze same I had at your age."
>"And perhaps it'z just my mozerly instincts kicking in, but I would be loaze to see my daughter head out wiz no protection."
>"Not to discount you of course, Anon~"
>"Ze Storm Fortress's cannons sunk a great many ships in her time, and I feel it iz only right to pass zem on to you, Sunset."
>While Sunset wants to revel in this tender moment, the prospect of those guns is too much for her, and a familiar bright grin spreads across her face
>"Of course, I doubt you will need all 158. Take from her what you need, and your mozer will ask a few old friends to see zem safely to your ship and installed zere."
>"Along wiz a few ozer zings, courtesy of ze Prench navy~"
>You're just glad you don't have to carry the things over there
>"Oh... Oh my... Zank you mozer I... I don't know what to say..."
>"You don't have to say anyzing, mon fillete. As long as you promise me zat you won't get into too much trouble."
>"And vizit me and your fazer from time to time!"
>Sunset nods her head furiously, sniffling a bit as she experiences the same joy as her mother does
>As Sunset flies up onto the deck of the ship to start exploring and marking down what she needs and wants, Cannonade trots over to you
>"Anonymous, promise me, do not let anyzing happen to my little filly. She iz as ambitious as I was, perhaps even moreso.."
"I promise."

>>28084939
>Cannonande smiles and nods
>"Zen we understand one anozer perfectly. You are a good man, Anon. I know zat you will do right by her."
>"I only wish I had somezing to give you as well."
"Please, you've been more than kind to me the whole time I've stayed with you. You cooked for me, washed my clothes and well..."
>You have the opportunity to go full cheese
>But do you take it?
>Well, if Sunset were here, you'd enjoy the reaction it'd get from her
"Besides, you already gave me Sunset. I think that's by far the best something you could give."
>Cannonade giggles a bit
>"She's already rubbing off on you, I see, ze little romantic."
"I guess so..."
>Soon enough Sunset returns with a big list of things, which you have to help her narrow down, because there's no way that all of it would fit on her airship
>True to her word, Cannonade returns with a few very burly stallions that help transport the cannons and ammunition all the way from here to Sunset's airship at the other harbor
>They even get it all set up for her as well
>Soon enough her ship is looking more and more like a battle-worthy barge
>Sunset is practically giddy with excitement, and her mother has to calm her down
>"I know you're excited, but you can't leave juuust yet. Wait until tomorrow, sweetie. Soon you'll see just what ze Prench navy can do for you~"
>The rest of the day is spent with Sunset as she helps out with the improvements to her ship
>She learns all there is to know about taking care of her new armaments and soon it's time for you two to head home
>Much as Sunset would love to stay with her ship the whole time, her mother insists
>Having been woken up at 4AM today, you have to agree, as even your BOUNDLESS STAMINA needs to recharge
>You sleep soundly, though it takes a bit of coaxing and tummy rubs on your part to make sure Sunset stays in bed and actually sleeps
>Seeing her so excited makes you happy though, and you can only imagine the sheer enjoyment she's feeling
>Thanks, Prenchmom

>>28085038
Then they take over Equestria

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>>28084576
I guess I am.

>>28084939
>As expected, Sunset is the first in the room to wake up
>She practically bounces on the bed as she tries to wake you up
>You groan and pull her in, wrapping the two of you in covers and cuddling the little pilot
"Sleep. Cannonade'll get us when all's done."
>She reluctantly agrees with you and sighs
>Still, she's not the kind of mare that would turn down free cuddling, especially from you
>You return to your restful slumber with your soft, cuddly bedmate
>She's still not a morning pony
>Hours later, a soft, gentle knocking is heard at the door
>"Iz everypony decent? May I come in?~"
>You're laying in the bed relaxing as Sunset paints the model on her desk
>"Yes mama, come in!~"
>Sunset can't hide the boundless energy in her voice
>Cannonade giggles a bit as she steps in
>"Well, I'm happy to report zat ze upgrades to Le Rossignol were a complete success! Everypony iz ready to see you off, mon fillete."
>Sunset can barely finish up the painting before shooting out of her chair and grabbing onto you tightly
>"Come on Anon, let's go! Allez allez!"
>You get dressed as quickly as you can while Sunset impatiently flaps her wings
>The moment you've got your shoes on, she grabs onto your arm and starts tugging you along
>You do your best to keep up with the peppy Pegasus without tripping over yourself
>And she's right to be excited
>For the sight that greets you when you arrive at the harbor is one that'd bring a tear to your eye
>The Nightingale has made quite the upgrade since you last saw her
>That hull armor looks thick
>And the balloon has been completely improved, and now bears a stylized Pegasus with a banner draped around her shoulders as she holds a coat of arms
>No doubt created from her own family lineage
>Sunset looks about ready to faint as she looks upon her very own warship
>"Just one more zing before you go, my dear..."
>Cannonade draws Sunset's attention over to where she stands with Flint, and an entire complement of ponies standing at attention

>>28085143
>"W-Wait, zat can't be..."
>All of the ponies lined up give a salute to Sunset and speak in unison
>"We are ready to serve, capitaine!"
>Sunset's eyes are watering again
>But if you were to ask her, she'd surely say something had gotten in her eyes
>After all, she wouldn't want to be embarrassed in front of her crew
>She takes a deep breath, swallowing back the lump forming in her throat
>She speaks out, projecting her voice surprisingly loudly for such a little mare
>"Board up, everypony. Welcome, to Le Rossignol!"
>"Aye capitaine!"
>The ponies file on board and Sunset exhales softly
>Her parents approach the two of you, where they embrace their daughter tightly
>"I've said it before, mon fillete... But I am so proud of you. All grown up and... Oh, shoot I'm gonna make myself cry again."
>Cannonade kisses her cheek and ruffles her mane
>"Don't you dare forget to vizit us!"
>"I-I won't mozer, I promise."
>"Sunset... I may not always say it, but I want you to know that I love ya. Love ya more than anythin' in this world. Don't bite off more than ya can't chew."
>"I promise, dad. A-And don't worry! I've got Anon wiz me. Wiz him by my side, I can take on anyzing!"
>That's the spirit
>"Je t'aime, mon ange..."
>"Je t'aime mama, papa."
>Sunset pulls away from her parents and returns to you, boarding her airship alongside you and trotting up to the helm
>You watch from the deck as she trots up and observes her new ship
>Her new crew
>And her lover
>You can see it in her eyes
>She had that unmistakable spark
>That burning passion, deep in her soul that was just now being realized
>This was an entirely new chapter in her life that she was more than happy to experience right alongside you
>She smiles brightly and you see her throw the lever, and slam down on a pedal, the ship roaring to life as it ascends and takes off
>"To adventure!!"

>>28085240
I hope you know I superimpose my own adorable little accent over all her lines in my head.

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I'm out for the night /TiM/
I hope you enjoyed our latest update in the saga of French pilot Sunset Airlines

More to come tomorrow. G'night

>>28085251
I'm glad someone is doing it
Because that's what I'm trying to go for every time I type her dialogue

>>28085263
My only worry is with how fast their whole relationship has been progressing is that it's all infatuation. A big bonfire that'll quickly burn itself out.

But I suppose this is fiction and I don't have to worry about that.

>>28085276
Well yeah, I do admit they got together pretty quickly, but to be frank they haven't really done too much that pegs them down as actual lovers (aside from some passionate snuggling, kisses, and a shower together)

That and they've been at her parents' the whole time, so they haven't really had much time to have any sort of heart to heart about it.
What I'm going for is deepening their bond during this whole arc, because y'know, they'll have all the time in the world to do so up in the sky

>>28085317
So that means you're invested in this story for the long haul, eh?

>>28085327
Well yeah, I couldn't just leave you guys high and dry, that'd be mean

Besides, I like to write
I'm also planning on devoting some free brainstorming time to a small prequel story involving Sunset's mom in the Prench navy, but I doubt that'd fit in this general

>>28074344
I like the idea of pegasi eating and enjoying fish.

>>28085240
It's gonna be a real pain in the cunt to pay a full crew complement.

>>28085336
Prance conquering Equestria with their superior airships when

>>28085336
>but I doubt that'd fit in this general
As long as it has technology in it, it probably should fit in here.

>>28085336
>>28087109
It doesn't even need technology. There was a good story that got started about Anon bringing Human culture to Equestria. Unfortunately it never got far. The author just quit for some reason.

>>28087120
>Human culture
Arrogance, ignorance, superiority complex, carelessness and greed?

>>28087185
More specifically things like the concept of books with sad endings and other stuff that's completely unheard of in Equestria.

>>28087185
Yes. ISN'T IT GREAT?

>>28087204
>books with sad endings
Oh, I remember this one.
Sad indeed, it looked promising.

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>>28087216
It is.

>>28087204
There was also ecanon's story which focused on anon trying to limit the power of the unicorn nobility and bring more power to the masses.

>>28087692
Link?

FUCK! NEW EPISODE OBLITERATED OUR HEADCANON!

>>28087706
http://pastebin.com/stjFr73k

>>28088032
>Tips steam punk top hat in thanks

>>28087908
uh
no

>>28088158
Physics exists in equestria. 'nuff said.

>>28088191
yeah
no

>>28087908
wut habben

>>28088495
Episode opened with Cheerilee announcing that the class is going to learn physics and gives an elementary explanation of force and energy.

>>28087109
No I meant more or less the fact that it wouldn't have Anon in it since it'd be a few years back when Cannonade was in her prime
Back before having Sunset of course

>>28085240
So the Prench government said it was cool to just give military armaments to a civilian, and what I'm assuming military personnel under her command to just go "adventuring"?

>>28089565
Not quite.

Sunset's entire ship is essentially illegal, seeing as how her mom's ship was supposed to be long gone and decommissioned. Cannonade just called in a bunch of favors, and the crew in question is mostly the offspring of the Storm Fortress's old crew.

So you're about half right, the munitions and weapons aren't supposed to be there, and for all intents and purposes Sunset isn't supposed to have waht is now essentially a warship, but that's part of the plot itself.

Alternatively I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face

>>28085317
no one in ponyville ask what the fuck happened with anon?

>>28089691
Well, they have.

Anon and Sunset aren't in Ponyville though, so it's not like we can hear them across the ocean

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>>28085240
>>28085263
I can't help but think as all this is going on, Twilight is back in Ponyville flipping the fuck out because Anon disappeared.

>>28091300
She is. Many scoldings will be brought upon once Anon returns

page 9

>>28092163

>"Zat is- Zat is my fetish!"

>>28092960
What do you think her fetishes are, besides airships?

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>>28093041
Bestiality

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>>28093110
kek

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>>28093110

>>28093041
Never thought about them
Sunset is pure, PURE I SAY

>>28093448
So she'd have quite the submissive streak then.

>>28093708
>>28093448


I like where this is going...

>>28093708
Most likely, yes. I don't know how she'd take to a collar though

I'm sure she'd have at least one deep dark kinky fetish for sure

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>>28093448
But what about Bestiality?

>>28093819
We wouldn't have a story otherwise if she didn't

>>28093847
I'm looking forward to Twilight and her friend's reactions to his new mate when he brings her home.

>>28093961
I assume it'd be something along the lines of
>Blue Fast doesn't understand why Sunset doesn't like going fast
>Rara tries to make changes to Sunset's wardrobe
>Twi wants to take apart the ship
>Fluttershy tries to timidly explain to Sunset that her biology isn't compatible with Anon's

I don't know what Appul and Ponk's reactions are though

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>>28094127
>>Fluttershy tries to timidly explain to Sunset that her biology isn't compatible with Anon's
>not making it work
>not finding a way

>>28094214
>implying Sunset isn't weird enough to ask Twilight to try and do something about it

>>28094127
>Ponk throws a party
>Appul is just plain glad he found someone

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>>28094232
Sunset confirmed for best mare.

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>>28094244

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>>28094214
>>28094232
Maybe that can be one of their quests. The quest to find a powerful fertility spell/potion.

>>28094291
I was kind of up in the air on that because I had thought about it before

But if the thread wants, then who am I to say no

>inb4 it just gives anon a horsedick and balls
It works

>>28094409
>>inb4 it just gives anon a horsedick and balls
pls no

also i hope if you do put that whole fertility thing in its further down the storyline
its way too early for stuff like that

>>28094436
Nah, although it may not seem like it, I have some semblance of pacing and plot events

Even if I don't plan anything out beforehand

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>>28085240
>"Isn't zis AMAZINK, Anon? Hoh gosh, I feel like I am finally ze ruler of ze skies I was always meant to be~"
"Calm down there, Zeus."
>"Who?"
>You make a mental note of a book you're gonna have to give to Sunset when you get the chance
"Nevermind."
>She's spent the last thirty minutes dragging you around and showing off her new and improved airship
>The new propellers are much larger than they used to be, to compensate for hauling around the additional weight
>And of course, she's excited about the cannons, rubbing and being creepily affectionate to them
>But Sunset was weird already, so it didn't really bother you
"Uuuunfortunately I'm gonna have to put a slight delay in our adventure, Sunset."
>"Oh? But why?"
"Because there are a few ponies back in Ponyville that I'm assuming are very worried about my well-being right now."
>You think for a moment about what Twilight could conceivably be doing right now
"Scratch that, make it neurotically worried."
>Sunset's ears pin back a bit as she giggles nervously
>"Oh yeah! Uh, zat... Shoot. I'd forgotten all about zat."
>Figures the little scatterbrain would forget kidnapping you
>"Well, ze good news iz zat we're already heading over zat way, so wiz a little course correction we can land zere wizin a couple hours or so."
"Good girl."
>You ruffle her mane, to which she sticks her tongue out at you as you two return above deck
>You still haven't learned the names of the crew yet
>You're sure they'll make them known to you when they get the chance
>They seem happy enough just to be here it seems
>They're quite adorable in their outfits
>Sunset calls down and assures you that you're en route to Ponyville
>You're currently busy fighting off a barrage of questions from little Prench mares all asking you what your deal is
>Your "deal" being that you're a human
>Which they've obviously never heard of or seen before now
>You do your best to answer all their questions, but your head is spinning by the end of it

>>28094758
yiss

what if ponies has alloys that is room temperature superconductors, and they did not realize that.

>>28095025
Then it is our duty to humanity to LIBERATE them from it.

>>28095025
i would not be surprised. they've probably made alot of scientific, developed good theories, but then have a last-minute bullshit explanation

>>28094758
>They sure make them curious over in Prance
>By the end of it, most had dispersed and after you sated their curiosities
>And even taught them a few things as well
>Though you're a bit concerned at the fact that more than a few of them aren't actually Pegasi
>What if they fell off?
>What if you fell off?
>Well, Sunset would probably dive for you in the latter scenario
>You grab a nearby Unicorn poner and lift her up to eye level
"What's your name?"
>She squirms a little
>"My name's Sweet n' Sour, sir. How can I help ya?"
>You hold her under your arm and point over the edge of the ship
"What happens if you fall off?"
>"That's what the ropes're for, Anon."
>Ropes?
>You hadn't paid attention before, but as she mentions it and holds up a sturdy rope, you look around and see all non-Pegasi are snugly tied and harnessed to various points on the ship, with enough slack letting them mill about the ship comfortably
"Oh."
>"Yup! If we fall off, the ropes make sure we don't go far, and we climb back up, juuuust like in gym class."
>You wonder how that works with hooves
"Huh, fair enough."
>"Mind setting me down there, Mr. Grabby Hooves?"
"They're called hands."
>You set the Unicorn down and she happily goes about her business as you return to looking majestic at the bow
>Truly you were meant to be a figurehead
>Your clothes billowing in the wind as you look over the lands below
>This is the kind of thing you want a painting of in your room back home

>>28061313
Fuck that, Forerunners are assholes.

>>28095073
>halo 4
>halo 5
>canon

>>28094758
>>28095069
Are they going to be... sky pirates?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMhfbLRoGEw

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Nigga, whoever the fuck setup this thread is gay as fuck.
I been looking for this thread for two days nigga, TWO FUCKING DAYS.
You aint put shit about technology in no fucking title, you aint put shit about no progress in no fucking titles and the only reason I found the thread today was because I went fucking digging through the fucking catalog.
NIGGA, I CTRL + F THAT SHIT.
YOU FUCKED UP NIGGA, YOU FUCKED UP.

>>28095256
is this what they call a nigga moment

>>28095069
>You see the ground coming closer as Sunset slowly descends the ship down towards the mainland and Ponyville proper
>The Prench mares excitedly speak about what they're going to do once they're on land
>You tune out the sounds of excited ponies and try and figure out the best way to tell Twilight what's happened while you've been gone without her going apeshit
>Though it was Twilight, so that was inevitable
>It's an easy landing, and all of the crew had undone themselves from their harnesses and practically hopped off before the ship had stopped moving
>Sunset trots up to you, smiling nervously
"You're gonna have a fun time explaining yourself to the ponies we're meeting."
>Sunset's ears pin back and she hides behind you from the ponies that aren't even here
"Don't worry, I've got your back regardless."
>She lets out a sigh of relief and you two step off the ship and head into town
>You know just where to go too
>It's pretty hard to miss the massive tacky crystal tree growing had and hooves over everything else in the town
>In fact, you don't even get to it before the familiar purple horse slams the door open
>"ANON!! THERE YOU ARE!!"
>Ahh fuck
>It's bitterwseet being back
>On the one hand, you're back home
>On the other hand
>Twilight and the rest of the peanut gallery
>She gallops up to you and begins inspecting you
>"We were looking all over for you!"
>Clearly not in Prance
>"You're not injured are you? No you look fine."
>Sunset does her best to look inconspicuous, though she's still not safe from Twilight's over-analytical eye
>"Oh, hello there. Who are you?"
>She doesn't wait for an answer
>"Who is this, Anon?"
>"B-Bonjour! My name is Sunset Airlines. It iz a pleasure to meet you!"
>Sunset sticks her hoof out, which Twilight shakes
>"Oh! You're from Prance! I'd know that accent anywh-"
>"I may have accidentally taken Anon for a little while... B-But I brought him back!"
>"YOU?! YOU'RE the one that kidnapped Anon?!"
"Oh calm down Twi."

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>>28094127
>frog
>needing advises on fashion
They invented that shit you nignog.

>>28095397
Exactly, that's why I said "tries"

>>28095353
>"Calm down? What do you mean calm down?! Do you know how many letters I sent to Celestia? Do you know how many sweeps of the Everfree I made looking for you?!"
"Not really no, but I'm back in one piece, aren't I?"
>Twilight looks like she's about to say something more, but stops, taking a deep breath and exhaling in an effort to calm herself down
>"Okay. Okay. I'm okay! Really! Now, Sunset, where exactly did you take Anon? And why?"
>"Well, zere was not really a WHY per se... It was ze result of a little recreational drinking wiz Anon here, aheh..."
>She taps her hooves together, unable to meet Twilight's piercing gaze
>"And zen after zat I sort of forgot zat I left my airship running and we... Sort of ended up on ze way back to Prance."
>Twilight looks flabbergasted
>"Prance?! You went to Prance without telling me?! Without a passport?! Without supervision?!"
>You've since picked Sunset up, letting her hold onto you as you get your thorough scolding from Twilight
>"Do you know how many things could have gone wrong? How much trouble you could've gotten into if somepony had found you AND realized you had gone to their country illegally? Our diplomatic relations only spread so far, and I'm not even sure I could get you out of the Horstille if you'd ended up there!"
>Boy was it good to be back
>"And to top it all off, you let somepony so irresponsible just up and whisk you away!"
>What is she, your mom or something?
"That's a bit uncalled for. Sunset's plenty responsible, she's the captain of her own airship and crew you know."
>Diverting the conversation seems to have calmed down Purple Autism, and curiosity starts to ebb in over her overbearing neuroticism
>"Really? She's a captain? Of an entire airship?"
>Sunset nods, smiling brightly
>"Oh yes madame! It iz my pride and joy. She iz not too far away if you wish to see her!"
>Twilight taps her chin
>"Well, I suppose there's no harm in checking it out."

>>28095466
>Sunset hops out of your arms and leads the way, marching proudly to the clearing where her warship floats, tied to a nearby sturdy oak tree
>Twilight looks on in awe at Le Rossignol, though recovers and begins to trot around it, picking it apart with her eyes piece by piece
>"Wow, I'd read that Prance had impressive airships, but I'd never seen one outside of a book before. It's strange, I've never seen one of this design before."
>"Zat iz because she iz one of a kind! A Sunset family recipe, you could say. A beauty, wiz powerful bite, no?"
>"Er, yeah I can see that. What in Equestria could you possibly need all these cannons for?"
>"For whatever zreats may zat ze world may zrow at us! It can never hurt to be too prepared. Would you like a tour? I would be more zan happy to show you around!"
>"Please do."
>Sunset flutters her wings happily and you follow the two mares back onto the ship where Sunset begins giving Twilight a rundown of her entire ship
>She of course starts with the armaments, which makes Twilight more than a little uncomfortable
>She then moves onto the balloon, the helm itself, then the captain's quarters
>"And zese are ze captain's quarters, ze place where Anon and I spent our first night togezer, kindling ze flame of our romance~"
>She speaks poignantly about it, wings fluttering with delight
>You don't really have any words
>Twilight just looks even more confused than before
>Sunset doesn't seem to take note of the awkward silence she's caused, and moves onto the final piece of her ship, the propellers
"And these, Twilight, are part of the reason that I ended up in Prance in the first place."
>You grab her and force her to look at them
"Pure, unabashed, aeronautical engineering. Look, look at all those parts! You can't possibly say that's magic in there."
>Twilight wriggles out of your grip, and only has one thing to say
>"You two are dating?"
>You pinch the bridge of your nose, looking down and groaning
>"Oui!"

>>28095580
>Sunset flies up and wraps her hooves around your neck, hugging you tight
>Twi just completely blew you off
>Without a second thought
>Well you know what, fine
>You've already put in more than enough work on your part without any on hers
>Time to focus on the other stuff that matters to you
>Like a cute little pilot Pegasus
>Other ponies are more accepting of your knowledge anyway
>"Of course, it has only been a few days. And I am little more zan a novice when it comes to zis sort of zing, but Anon makes me happy, and I figure zat iz ze most important zing, no?"
>She makes a fair point
>Twilight just seems confused however
>"But Anon, you sure that isn't a bit... Quick? I mean, you've only known this mare for a few days."
"Sunset told me about a phrase that the Prench have to describe this sort of thing... What was it again?"
>"Le coup de foudre!"
"Yeah, that. And while I admit, Sunset and I did sort of rush into things, nothing bad has come of it. And I figure, we both make each other happy, what's not to love?"
>"Well I mean..."
>Twilight doesn't really have an answer to refute you
>"I suppose if there's no harm done then there's not much reason to go on about it. I just hope the two of you know what you're doing at least. It seems liek the kind of thing that could adversely affect both of you if something were to happen."
"You could say that about any relationship."
>"Well, yeah you have a point, but I mean, you're not exactly a pony, are you?"
"Your point being?"
>"Well, Sunset doesn't know all about humans! What if something were to happen?"
>"Like what?" Sunset asks, sitting on the railing of her ship
>"I don't know, but all I'm saying is that maybe a little forethought would serve well?"
"Well not everyone is going to lay out a 17 step plan like you, Twilight. Eeeeverybody's different."
"Speaking of everyone else, where's the rest of your friends? I would've figured they'd be here for the welcome party too."

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Unfortunately I have to stop here, I haven't slept in the past 18 hours and I'm falling asleep at the keyboard, but as usual I'll be back tomorrow.
There will be fun Everfree adventures both innawoods and innasky
I wish I could've gotten more done today but I got caught up in watching the 4CC, sorry.

>>28095226
Maybe

>10

>>28095256
>two days
Jesus you must be bad at searching

>>28096889
If he had thought to use the search terms "science" or "inventions" he would not have had this problem

WAKE UP FAGGOTS

YEAH YOU, YOU SHITTY ASS LURKER

>>28095782
>18 hours
>falling asleep at the keyboard
Weak

>>28095069
>>This is the kind of thing you want a painting of in your room back home
>a painting of himself posing majestically at the front of the ship as the sun sets
>with sunset on his shoulders

>>28095701
>tfw no qt french pegasus mare mare

>>28097739
Nou

I need to do something with Sunset's mom, I just don't know what yet.
/mmt/ seems like the kind of place that doesn't take kindly to OCs, and Anon wouldn't be in Equestria back then
What do

>>28097920
captured by pirates to be sold as a slave
one of the pirates takes a liking to her
spend a lot of time talking together
he always brings her meals
when the time comes he buys her freedom
he goes with her
hes her husband

>>28095256
No need to be upset,this is now a romance thread.
It appears that the time of engineer/inventor/tech Anon is over,never again giving chance to background ponies to trully shine.

>>28098324
stories that are so narrowly written so as to only be about one thing at a time are rarely good

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>>28095782
>tfw born to fly and take to the skies
>tfw your story is making me wish airships like this were a thing
>tfw your story is making me wish I could live on one and travel the world

>>28098692
Follow you're dreams

>>28098818
>you are dreams

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>>28098838
>capcha
>select all images with airplanes

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>>28098692
>>28098818
>mfw pilot

>>28099592
>tfw no qt french poner to ask you about what things do

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>>28099737
>tfw no qt pegasus mechanic mare to work on my plane

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>>28099790
Truly life is nothing but suffering

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>>28100452
There is no meaning in life without a cute mare by my side.

Expect an update soon. If anyone still cares.

>>28100534
Hurrah!

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>>28100534

Well since /mlp/'s match is over, I'll get started on what I didn't include yesterday, then take a break and come back tonight for the next update

>>28095701
>"Well, I sent Pinkie and Applejack into the Everfree Forest to look for you, but they should be coming back soon. Rarity and Fluttershy are checking Canterlot."
"And Rainbow Dash?"
>"She's checking Cloudsdale."
>You're about to explain to Twilight why that's a stupid idea
>"She doesn't seem to get the fact that your magic doesn't let you walk on clouds. Or fly."
>You still don't have any magic, but whatever
>"Ze Everfree Forest?"
>"It's a large, dense woodland area right at the outskirts of Ponyville, with wild magic galore. We aren't able to preside over anythign at all that goes on in there. The weather patterns are downright bizarre, and the creatures that live there are a conversation in their own right."
"Not really a place you want to spend the night."
>Unbeknownst to you however, Sunset has that familiar sparkle in her eye
>Just as you're about to ask Twilight if you should head back to the castle and wait for them to come back, you hear AJ's delightfully southern voice

>"Well what in the hay do we got here?

>"What's a boat doing on land anyway?"

>Sunset's ears perk up and she hops up onto the rails, glaring at Pinkie
>"Zis iz not a boat! It iz a ship! A beautiful ship!"

>"There's a difference?"

>Sunset's eye twitches
>"YES! A ship can carry a boat, but a boat cannot carry ship. Zis iz important!"

>Pinkie has already found something else that's caught her attention, namely picking brambles out of her fur
>Applejack has climbed onto the ship

>"Well there ya are, Anon! We were worried we'd lost ya forever!"

>"Nonny's up there?!" Pinkie shoots over the side of the ship, landing on your head

>Sunset stares at her, muzzle scrunched up as Pinkie hugs you
>Clearly she was the jealous type
>She flutters over and pries ponk off of you and rests on your shoulder, looking over the group of new ponies

>>28100784
aww yeah nigga

That's it until tonight

>>28100784
>"Where ya'll been, sugarcube? We been lookin' everywhere for ya!"

"Prance."

>"Prance? Oh wow you went to Prance? They've got the BEST pastries!"
>Pinkie starts to ramble on about all of the pastries that they have, but you're busy not paying attention

>"Issat where ya picked up thissun from?" AJ asks, looking up at Sunset.

"Well technically she picked me up."

>Twilight cuts in. "Yes, Sunset Airlines here ended up kidnapping Anon after getting drunk with him and leaving her airship on."

>"It was not a kidnapping! Anon came wiz me willingly, he had to meet my parents!"
>That's only partially true

>"Well ah mean, a lil' bit a recreational drinkin' don't mean no harm. An' ah suppose Anon's back in one piece. So why're ya'll so worked up about it, Twi?"

>"Because it's so grossly irresponsible I can't believe that Anon would even think of going along with it! And to top it all off, jumping headlong into a relationship?"

>"Oh come on Twilight, Prance is such a nice country! There's no way Anon could've been in trouble. And besides, Sunset seems nice!"
>Twilight pouts.

>"Well, I... Suppose that he's back in one piece and that's all that matters."

>Twilight seems unexpectedly up in arms over the whole situation
>More than you had expected at least
>Sunset nuzzles your cheek with hers and takes your mind away from the drama at hand however
>Such a nice little mare

>Pinkie has finally finished running down the entire list of French pastries and returns to the conversation
>"If Nonny's back, that means we can have a welcome home party! Ooh! And it can be an anniversary for Sunset and Nonny too!"

"You know that seems like it's a bit much for only a couple days."

>"Implying there's any reason NOT to have a party. Come ON~"
>It's not like you're gonna argue with her, you could always do with more food
>You pat the currently blushing Sunset and follow the mares off the ship
>Despite all the silliness, it was good to be back

Okay I lied I'm free still, I've got a bit more to give before tonight's main update
Thanks rain

>>28101338
>You all meet Spike back at the castle
>Wherein Twilight has him send a letter to the rest of the peanut gallery to get them to come back
>You sit down in the recliner you had pulled up to the massive crystal map, propping up your feet on it and inadvertently clearing an entire facsimile of a forest in the process
>Sunset quickly finds her way into your lap, sitting there territorially, as if anyone else was going to try and claim her spot
>Pinkie is furiously scribbling in a tiny notepad she pulled out of her mane
>Twilight is having a conversation with Spike while poring over some books
>And AJ has taken the moment to come over and talk with you
>"So Anon, is all that true 'bout how ya'll met up?"

"Yep. Kidnapping and all."

>"Anon!"

"Relaaaaax, you know I'm joking."
>You ruffle Sunset's mane and she huffs
"Her family's a bit weird, but they mean well."

>"Zey are not weird!"
>You look at her with a deadpan expression, arms crossed

>"Okay, maybe zey are a little bit strange..."
>You raise an eyebrow

>"...A lot strange."
>Coming from a family who's dad was a muclepony that took you spearfishing
>And a mom who, on top of doing a side by side ass comparison with her daughter for you, was the captain of a massive warship
>It's a stretch to say that they're normal
"There we go."
>You give the little pilot some gentle mane petting as a reward, which she accepts wholeheartedly

>"Well Anon, if yer happy, then ah don't see why ah shouldn't be happy fer ya as well. Now Sunset, ya'll better take care of Anon. He can be a real hooffull at best... And a real pain in the keester at worst."

>"Ohh don't worry about zat, Applejack, I'm more zan capable of handling Anon~"
>You're not sure why she put the creepily flirty emphasis on handling you
>You know for a fact she's a sperg and can't into romance

>>28101936
>You grip the mare's wings and give the base of them a few gentle rubs and scritchings
>It makes her squeak and flutter her wings in an attempt to get your hands away from them
>Of course it doesn't work, as your superior hands are made for gripping
>They may also be made for pleasing poners in ways they never thought possible
>You figure that's true from the way one of Sunset's hindlegs are kicking
>Once you're sufficiently sure she's learned her lesson (which was nothing in particular) you stop, leaving her panting and red-cheeked in your lap, twitching softly as she tries to catch her breath
>Luckily nopony else seemed to notice
>But Twilight noticed
>Oh did she
>She says nothing
>But her eyes see all
>In the meantime, you're content to nap in your comfy ass recliner
Alright, now I'm gone for real, don't expect anything until tonight

>>28102184
excite
total french qt

>>28100784
>>She flutters over and pries ponk off of you and rests on your shoulder, looking over the group of new ponies
A cute, French, captain, pegasus AND jealous mare. What a combination.

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>>28101936
>>You're not sure why she put the creepily flirty emphasis on handling you
>>You know for a fact she's a sperg and can't into romance

SURVIVE

I want to start working on a story, but I also want to make it a comic so I can practice my drawing. Would that be acceptable here, or is it just for greentext?

>>28104164
Content is content my nigga.

>>28104164
Go for it.

>>28104164
Do it, breh.

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>>28104169
>>28104179
>>28104287

Awesome. It's still a pipe dream down the line, so I want to hammer out all the details of the story before starting anything. But it's good to know that I can still do it.

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>>28104382
i think youll want to work on making your mares noses smaller and more button like

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>>28104408
Admittedly that was without reference, but for whatever reason pone faces constantly give me issues. Part of the reason why it's still a pipe dream.

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>>28104492
dont let your dreams be dreams anon

>>28104382

dont let your dreams be dreams

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And with Miror B. turned up on full blast, I'm riggidy ready to roll

>>28102184
>You're awoken
>You're awoken quite violently by the sound of a party streamer in your ear
>It is the fweee that sounded from depths of the ocean, here to harvest your restless dreams
>It's also Pinkie Pie, ready to throw your fucking party

>"Wake up, Nonny! It's time to party!"

>Sunset was already awake, nomming happily on sweets provided, though once you wake up she quickly swallows what she has in her mouth and puts them back

>"Aha! You're awake, Anon. I-I didn't want to wake up, zince you were asleep and all!"

>The little Prench mare had a sweet tooth it seemed
>Growing up in Prance you don't blame her
>Cannonade's cooking still makes your mouth water
>You pull yourself out of the recliner
>Everyone was here
>Well, everyone from Twilight's circle of friends, the usual

>"Everypony in Ponyville iz so nice, Anon! Why didn't you tell me about your friends sooner?"

"It didn't seem all that important at the time. Besides, we were usually busy."

>"Y'know, for a kidnapper, you're pretty cool. I still don't understand why you wan't let me take a look at your ship though."

>"Why does everypony keep zayink zat I kidnapped Anon!? Zat isn't true! It was an accident!"
>Sunset cries out, getting a laugh out of everyone in the room that wasn't her

>"Don't be like that sugarcube, we're just pokin' a lil bit a fun at'cha."

"Yeah, they don't mean anything by it."

>"Ah, I see."

>"Just don't whisk him away without any warning though, or you'll have to answer to m- us." Twilight pipes up as she enters the room.
>What the hell, was she listening in or is she the Princess of Impeccable Timing?

>"Oh zat shouldn't be a problem! I don't have much of anyzing planned at ze moment, and my crew are enjoying what zis town has to offer, so I may be here for a little while before leaving wiz Anon again!"

>>28104601
YES.

And now I have to go to bed.

>>28104601
>"And to answer your earlier question, Mizz Dash, it iz because your friends have told me about you."

>"Yeah, and?"

>"And I am not ze kind of pony zat iz interested in overly dramatic speeds. Zat and racing stripes would not look good on Le Rossignol."

>Rainbow groans and crosses her hooves, rolling her eyes
>Well, Sunset's not wrong
>You're busy eating some bomb ass cake
>Pinkie can certainly bake, that's for sure, but that wasn't even news at this point

>"Wait wait wait, hold on. You said you have an entire crew complement?"

>"Oui."

>"Where are they all staying?"

>"In ze ship, most likely. Unless zey've found somewhere else zey'de razer sleep for ze night. I'm not one to be nosy in ze affairs of my crew."
>Sunset takes a sip of punch as she trots over to you, grabbing your left arm and holding it up, rolling up your sleeve to reveal a little bracelet with a single colored crystal embedded in it
>"But in ze event zat I need zem back to ze ship fairly quickly, for an emergency, or if we're just leaving, zat's what zese are for."

>"Homing crystals?"

>"Oui! I have ze main one zat zese came from, and all I have to do iz give it a really hard smack against somezing, and it alerts my whole crew to get back to ze ship on ze double."
>It's one of the neater naturally occurring minerals in this world
>Plus it didn't look half bad
>As you roll down your sleeve, Sunset takes her usual spot on one of your shoulder, leaning on it with her front hooves as her wings support her in the air

>"I'm surprised you were able to find something that matched Nonny's attire so well, darling. But I suppose when you hail from the very hotbed of fashion, that's to be expected."

>"Oh it was just a coincidence Mizz Rarity! Ze only semblance of fashion I'm aware of iz my own uniform."

>"Ah yes, I noticed. It does seem a bit.. Antiquated."
>Rarity's nice, fluffy way of saying that it was old and that she didn't like it
>Sunset looks back at herself and frowns

>"Antiquated?"

>>28104756
>"Don't take that the wrong way of course! It's as if you've just stepped out of a painting, I mean!"
>Rarity giggles nervously, not wanting to offend their guest

>Sunset beams brightly, clearly not the best at picking up on it
>"Ah, yes! Zank you! When I had it tailored, I wanted it to emulate ze famous Prench naval officers of old! I zink zey did a good job, no?"

>"Oh of COURSE darling! But dont' you think that perhaps an updated wardrobe is in order? I mean, surely you can't wear the same uniform forever, right? What if you wanted to attend a formal ball? You wouldn't want to show up and have everypony staring at you because your outfit had seen a hundred battles or more!"

>"Well... I suppose zat you have a point. What did you have in mind?"

>"I think that a lovely dress would suit you well for those special occasions, would it not?"

>"I have never worn a dress before, Mizz Rarity."

>Rarity's eyes light up with delight and she claps her hooves together happily
>"Then you and I will have to make an appointment together postaste! Every mare deserves to have their outer beauty reflect their same inner beauty, my dear!"

"Just don't try and give her a complete makeover or something like that, last time you tried that on me I spent three days in a neck brace."

>"Nonsense, Anon, I won't do anything that Sunset doesn't okay first!"
>Sunset looks at you expectantly and you give her a thumbs up, which she learned from you meant agreement, or yes

>"Well, zen we'll talk some more about it later, yes?"
>Rarity nods, and produces a notepad, beginning to scribble things down, no doubt having a great many things planned for your little pilot
>You're just afraid of what some of them could be

>Sunset excuses herself and continues to make her rounds to all of the other friends in the room
>At least she's trying to be sociable
>And she seems to be succeeding for the most part

>"You must be Mizz Fluttershy, yes? Oh I am so delighted to finally meet you!"

>>28104895
>That sounds a little bit too enthusiastic
>Something's up
>"Your friends tell me zat you are quite ze expert when it comes to animals, yez?"

>"Oh, I wouldn't say that I'm an expert, I'm just very knowledgeable when it comes to the feeding and care of-"

>"Anonymous iz an animal, yez?"
>You raise an eyebrow

>"What? Well, yes I suppose that he is, but..."

>Sunset looks around and starts taking Fluttershy with her over towards a corner of the room
>You don't like where this is going
>From where you're standing, you can see a little conversation going on between the two mares, and Fluttershy seems to be becoming more and more reserved and bashful as it goes on
>You see Sunset scrunch up her muzzle and fly over to Twilight
>"Princesse Twilight! Fluttershy says zat Anon and I are not biologically compatible and zat I should ask you for more information! Explain zis nonsenze!"
>Her feathers seem quite ruffled, literally and figuratively
>But that question is one you don't hear everyday
>It's not even one you expected to hear either

>Twilight is utterly perplexed and taken aback, and Fluttershy pipes up from her little corner
>"I'm sorry Twilight, I tried to tell her it just doesn't work."

>Twi seems like she has more questions than answers, but
>"Well, from the tests we ran, Anon's sperm cells were incompatible with the eggs of the entire control group, as well as Groups A and B consisting of a multitude of er... Donors."
>You pinch the bridge of your nose and groan
>You were sure that was never going to come up again
>Never
>Ever
>Sunset groans, though not for the same reasons you did, and flops back into a nearby chair

>"It iz such an unfair world zat we live in."

>"Why do you even want to know anyway? You aren't saying that you two have actually..."

>"What? Well no..."

>"Oh thank goodness."

>"Not yet I mean! I had planned to at some point but I just wanted to know for future reference! J-Just in case!"

>Twi opens her mouth to speak, but you cut in

>>28105040
>You're putting a stop to this before anything gets even more out of hand
"Ladies please, let's just move on to a different topic, alright? This is hardly the kind of thing that you talk about at a party."
>There are murmurs of unanimous agreement, and Sunset agrees as well
>Even she can only take so much embarrassment a day
>After your successful situation defusal, the party continues on without a hitch
>After the initial awkwardness of the situation, everyone just sort of chalked it up to her being foreign, along with being unfamiliar with a human
>Overall, Sunset was able to make an okay/10 first impression with the group
>Everyone ends up saying their goodbyes and heads their respective ways, leaving you, Sunset, and Twilight in the castle alone
>You retire to your room for the night, but Sunset stays up for a bit, wanting to talk to Twilight for a moment
>And while you aren't sure that's a good idea, you only let her after she insists and promises not to talk to her about THAT again


You are now, for the moment, Sunset Airlines


>You trot over into the main hall where the massive crystal dias stands, showing an entire map of the mainland
"Princesse Twilight? I promised Anon zat I wouldn't talk about it, but I did want to apologize for ze out of place questions I asked you earlier."
>Twilight doesn't seem to be too interested in chatting, but she acknowledges your apology, and accepts it
"I was also wondering if you wouldn't happen to have a couple of books on ze Everfree Forest zat I could borrow? From ze way you described it, it sounds like a very interesting place!"
>Twilight puts down the tome she's going through for the moment and trots over to a nearby bookshelf, her aura of magic effortlessly finding a few titles for you
>As she trots over, books circling her, she stops and suddenly looks very sternly at you
>"Listen here, I dunno if I'm predisposed to being suspicious of ponies that start with the name "sunset" but I've got my eye on you."

>>28105121
"W-What?"
>"You heard me. I don't know what game you're playing at, taking Anon all the way to Prance."
>Those books are starting to orbit her rapidly
>You back up a bit
>"But I don't buy that innocent love at first sight stuff. I don't know if you're a changeling or what, but you seem far too eager to be around Anon all the time."
"I'm sorry? I don't quite understand. Iz zere somezing wrong wiz ze way I'm acting?"
>"Yes! Your behavior is completely out of line. You're always all over him all the time, and I dunno what that was back at the party, but that's not something you just up and ask somepony. You've definitely got some sort of scheme going on and I'm gonna find out what it is."
>This pony is...Insane
"Mizz Twilight, I am sorry if it seems zat way, but I assure you zat I have no ulterior motives! I've said before zat I just feel very happy when I am around Anonymous. I like being near him, seeink him smile, laughing and enjoying himself. Zat makes me happy."
>It's strange, but you feel like you explaining this isn't helping your case at all
>You aren't quite sure what to do in this situation
>Nopony has ever been angry at you for something like this
>You simply opt to be quiet, perhaps she's just having a bad day
>"As long as we're clear on who has the best interests at heart for Anon, then we don't have any problems. And seeing as how I'm the expert on all things Anon, I believe that this is a bit out of your field of expertise, right Sunset?"
>The way she explains it makes sense, and she is a princess, but it still seems wrong to you
>But arguing isn't going to get you anywhere
"Perhaps. It iz true zat I haven't been around him for very long. I will just have to be extra vigilant and learn all I can about him."
>That seems to alleviate her concerns, at least a bit
>You hope
>"Take your books. This is all I've got on the Everfree Forest."
>She gives you the stack of books, which you thank her for and quickly scurry off
>Twilight can be quite scary

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Thought I'd try something a little bit different for this update at the end, but I'm gone for the night

Happy poner-ing!

Did all the writefags die or something?

>>28105356
Nope. I'm finally back. Since it's been a hell of a long time since I last wrote anything here, my pastebin is http://pastebin.com/eufFYFaw in case you need to reread it. It gets better as it progresses.

Anyways, if you're caught up or you don't need to reread the entire fucking 1700-line pastebin for one shitty update, here we go!

>Over the next week, Silverleaf continues to work on her designs
>North Point has taken an interest in the new, smaller style, and has worked with her
>The number of construction permits brings 200 down to 150
>Every single planner is working to solve the problem
>Except for Dawning Sun, of course
>She’s been working on the various public works buildings that Lancaster so desperately needs
>Luckily, though, those are incredibly close to being finished
>And today, you’re meeting with her
>You knock on the office door and she quickly opens it
>”Anon! I’m guessing you’re here about the new buildings?”
“Yeah. I need to put some land aside for them.”
>”Alright then. There’s this school, this hospital, a fire department, a police station, and a park. For now, of course. If you think there are any others I should design just let me know.”
“A park?”
>”A park. North Point told me a few of your more complicated urban planning theories.”
“Ah, right. A park is fine. The city needs some green anyways.”
>”So these are good then?”
>You glance over the architectural drawings
“Yep, they’re good. I’ll get them built right away.”
>You head back to your office and jot down a small note to mark off lots

>>28105366
>Before you can get back to work, Minuette bursts into the room
>”Anon. You have to see this.”
>She leads you outside and hops in her car
>You open the passenger door and sit down, and before you know it, Minuette is leading you northeast, out of the city and to the way across the river
>Most of the time, you preoccupy yourself with your thoughts and the gauge cluster
>As she crosses the dam, you look up, and you’re shocked by what you see
>On the horizon is a wagon train
>And it is huge
>You look over to Minuette
>She’s stopped the car on the dam
“Keep going. Let’s meet them further out.”
>She starts driving again, now on a dirt road
>Soon, she gets close enough to stop the car, and you get out
>Immediately, there is a resounding cheer
>The stallion pulling the first cart looks up at you
>”You’re President Anonymous?”
“In the flesh.”
>”Well, uh, my name’s Crimson Gem. We all heard about your city and, once we believed what we were hearing, packed our things and headed out here. We’re here for citizenship, if you don’t mind us moving in.”
>You look back at the seemingly endless wagon train
“All of them are with you?”
>”I’m just first in line, really. Don’t know many ponies past the tenth cart or so. My wagon and a few behind me are from Baltimare.”
“Mostly mares? Stallions? Any kids?”
>”’Bout an even split between mares and stallions. Not many foals, I don’t think. At least, not with us.”
“Tell you what. I’m going to get something set up out here so everyone can be processed before they enter the city. If you could get your friends or whoever is in that wagon you were pulling to spread the word, that’d be great.”
>You turn back to Minuette
“I’m going to need a table, a few pens, two or three other ponies to help things run, and a couple hundred citizenship applications. Let’s say 200. Of both forms.”
>”On it. You want me to get any staff from the Capitol Building?”

>>28105370
“Nobody knows how to process these but you and me.”
>”Shit.”
“Yeah.”
>She hops in the car and drives off as fast as the A-7 can go
>A few stallions and a mare hop out of the covered wagon that Crimson Gem ducked into
>They move further down the line, and you sit back and wait
>Luckily, you don’t have to wait for long
>Two cars, kicking up dust behind them, speed over to you
>Well, as fast as the light, open runabouts can go
>They stop once they reach you and Minuette and North Point, along with half of your City Planning Department, hop out and quickly begin setting up tables
>”Before we drove here I taught North Point about the forms.”
“A is the application, B is the relocation.”
>”Exactly. She’ll speed things up.”
>She gestures over to North Point, who is preparing three tables, placing two stacks of forms on each one, complete with paperweights
>You’ve got to say, she’s pretty good
>You call out to the group of ponies in the front of the wagon train
“Alright, here’s how this is gonna work! You’ll come up in groups of five wagons. You’ll form a line at each of our tables, and we’ll put you in the system. When you’re finished, get your wagon ready to go, and Dusty Drawing right here will point you down to the dam. At the dam, show your papers to one of the ponies waiting on the north end and you’ll be taken to temporary housing while we get new buildings ready for you. Everybody ready?”
>The ponies within earshot cheer
“Great! Let’s do this! And if anyone looks like they need help and you remember those instructions, then help a brother out. We need everyone working together so this can go smoothly.”

>>28105375
>You sit down and the first pony steps up to you
>You ready a copy of Form A and take out a pen
“Good afternoon. Can I get your name?”
>”Glittering Gemstone.”
“Date of birth?”
>”March 25th, 1885.”
“Any family or close friends obtaining citizenship with you today?”
>”My brother, Obsidian Moon.”
“Any family or close friends already a citizen?”
>”No.”
“Okay. Just a moment…”
>You fill out the paper and grab Form B
>You cross out the number “A-001” on a small sheet of paper next to you and write it on the form
>You copy the address of a boarding house and the room number, before handing both papers to her
“Okay. Go back to your wagon, and once everyone’s there, you’ll get directions. In the meantime, welcome to Arcadia.”
>She smiles and trots off
>The next pony steps forward, and you prepare yourself for an incredibly long day

>>28105380
>Six hundred and twenty-five
>That’s how many ponies were in that fucking wagon train
>And that’s just the ponies, too
>There were a few griffons, diamond dogs, zebras, and the like
>Their numbers pushed the grand total past seven hundred
>Seven fucking hundred
>In one day
>Your hand feels like it’s about to fall off
>When you finally finish with the last wagon in the train and pack everything up, it’s long after dark
>In the town, there is still some activity, as a few lost ponies try to find their way around
>You help as many as you can, but you’re sure that Lancaster’s night owls can direct the rest
>When you finally get home, you make a beeline for your room, and you quickly fall asleep

Not that big of an update considering how long I've been away, but I figure it'd be welcome. Pastebin is updated and the link is http://pastebin.com/eufFYFaw.

Pg9 Bump

Currently writing greentext for >>28032484
once that's done i'll likely write one here with Sunset Airlines.

>>28105197
that was a nice big juicy update

>>28105383
Still glad to have you back scotty

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>"What would I even name something like this, Anon? Its form and function are entirely unprecedented in Equestria!"
"Well, where I'm from, it's called--"
>"And even if I--we--come up with a fitting name, what makes you think they'll believe I'm the pony who came up with it?!"
"You're--"
>"It's all too likely that they'll expect plagiarism, which is exactly what this--"
>her rambling is silenced
>her mouth is wide open in shock
>her pupils dilate
>all at the sound of your telltale sound effect
>what do you even call the sound you make when trying to call a timid animal?
>tut tut tut?
>sounds a bit like a kissing sound, but not quite
>either way, it does its job
>just as you made that sound in her ear countless times before, her eyes and ears are folded in embarrassment
>Twilight Sparkle, the Princess of Friendship, is blushing
>success
>you pull her onto your lap, coaxing her scalp into the nape of your neck by scratching her own
"Plagiarism is theft. I give you this knowledge for--Well, mostly for free."
>she reluctantly interrupts her trance to ask:
>"Mostly?"
>you'll make her ask
>the scratching continues
>you begin clearing stationery and the sort from the immediate are
"Yes. Mostly. I'm getting paid, aren't I?"
>is she stumped? surprised? worried? it's hard to tell through the equine pseudo purring
>"How do you figure? We... ~Mm..."
>oh, now it gets good
>your thumbs
>her shoulders
>right in front of her wings
>right there
>oh, yes
>you lean down close enough for your warm breath in her ear to give her chills
"I get to do this, silly."
>you are in a love-hate relationship with this ritual
>on one hand, you get to destress purple horse
>on the other, she's cute when she rambles
>but it can't be helped
>your ministrations slow as you notice that she's magicked a quill and parchment
"Drafting mid-massage, hm? That's new, Twiggles."
>she feebly swats at you with her wing, almost entirely missing
>"No, just writing a letter."
"For who?"
>"Don't peek."

>>28106973
>press post button
>cheap desktop computer I'm writing on makes actual grinding noises and the hard drive fucks itself literally seconds later
There goes 11 posts I didn't back up. Fucking kill me now

Also,
>>you begin clearing stationery and the sort from the immediate are
immediate area*

>>28106988
Try booting up an Ubuntu USB if you have one.if you dont, you can use an old computer or a friend's computer for one

If the drives fucked, you'll want a new drive

Boot the Ubuntu USB with both the old and new drive plugged into the computer (or an external hard drive if you only have 1 data port)
And install ddrescue

Use that, it should be able to copy most of the data over if you can get the old drive spinning

The new drive will have r to be the same size or bigger though

I did this when my drive fucked up my windows install, good luck anon

>>28106988
Well that blows

beep-bop-boop-bump

live

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>>28105189
Even if she was actually a changeling, so what? Wouldn't really change much.

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>>28109312
>changeling
>wouldn't change much

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>>28109312
that is one nice looking changeling

>>28105383
I really like your story.
It doesn't require conflicts to make it interesting.
It's a real slice of life that I can get behind and I'm always happy to read more of your content.

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>>28110275
oh yes

>>28105197
Your story is sparking a desire for ADVENTURE in me.

farewell sweet tech

>>28110340
I know what you mean. Everytime I read one of his updates I want to listen to something like the soundtrack from animal crossing

>>28109312
Well from Twi's point of view and her only experience with changelings, she'd probably be right to be a bit suspicious

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>>28105189
You are no longer Sunset Airlines
You are Anon
>You didn't realize how much you actually missed this bed
>The craftsponies in Ponyville certainly knew their stuff
>But there's a noise that's quickly pulling you out of your restful slumber
>But you don't know what it is
>Every few seconds it starts up, then disappears as quickly as quickly as it came
"What the hell..."
>You sit up, grunting softly as the blurriness of the room fades
>Oh
>It's Sunset
>She's asleep at your desk, face literally buried in a book as she snores cutely
>She must've been up late last night reading
>You get up and place her in the bed before you start your day
>She'll most likely find you when she wakes up
>You take a shower, get dressed, all that jazz
>Sure enough, Sunset finds you as you stand out on the balcony looking over the town
>"Zere you are, Anon."
>You greet the little pilot as she kisses your cheek
>"Mizz Rarity iz here to take me to her boutique. I can go, yez?"
"Well yeah, it's not like you need my permission."
>"I figured it was better to ask before I went off, in case you needed to know where I was."
>Fair enough
>"Zat iz, unless you wanted to come wiz me Anon. I've never had anyzing else ozer zan my uniform tailored, and zat waz wiz a family friend, so I am a bit nervous."
"Nervous? Around Rarity? I wouldn't be, she's not really the kind of pony you need to get worked up over."
>You look upwards in thought
"But she's liable not to stop at just making you a dress. I may as well come with, just to make sure she doesn't try anything... Crazy."
>Sunset seems happier now that you've agreed to come with her
>If her cheerily fluttering wings were anything to go by
>So you follow Sunset back down into the main foyer where Rarity is waiting

>"Oh hello Anon! I didn't know that you would be joining us today!"

"I'm coming along to keep you in check more than anything. That, and Sunset wanted me to come along anyway."

>Rarity scoffs at your suspicions
>You know you're right