You just walked up behind your waifu/favorite pony and gave her

>She asks me if I like bananas.
"I do like bananas."
>She tells me I'm going to go bananas on the MOOOOOOOOOOOON!
>Suffocate and die from lack of atmosphere.

And nothing of value was lost.

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>>28045177
Like this. Pic related.

Stop objectifying glim glam

>>28045177
well honestly i wouldn't remove my hand , just not squeeze it.
i would then be holding/cuddling them in a tight embrace
i might not know how flutters would react to it, but she'd know my feelings were warm

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>>28045177
Everything will be fine.

>>28047986
>ass grabbing
>kinky

Y'all better be in public or something at least

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>>28045177
Reminds me of this but I don't think Zecora is anyone's waifu

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>>28048477
>I don't think Zecora is anyone's waifu

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>>28048477
>I don't think Zecora is anyone's waifu
nigga how do you know that some absolute madman didn't actually go and do it?

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>>28045177

being tied there, she couldnt have any other reaction

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I'd probably get kicked.

>i...i swear I thought your butt sticker was falling off
>for the 47th time anon it's literally seared into my flesh by destiny, stop grabbing my flank

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>>28045177
>You just walked up behind your waifu/favorite pony and gave her ass a hard squeeze.
>How does she react?


Hopefully she shits all over me, so that I may smear it on my naked flesh and become one with the pony.

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she would assume the position

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>>28045177

I give her another hard squeeze
And another
And another
I squeeze her again and again, harder and harder, until I leave bruises on that huge juicy pink ass

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>>28045177
Getting buck in the balls and die

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>>28051223

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>>28045177
Pinkie would probably giggle and say something like "Anon stop, we're in public!"

Immediately followed by her getting close and asking if that was me trying to tell her that I wanted some kinky sex.

The answer would be yes.