You've been locked out of the men's locker room with

>>28044291
Quit objectifying me you misandrist cunt.

>>28044291
>cry
>"S-Stop looking at me like that! I WAS A HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU, ONCE! I HAD MY DIGNITY!!!"

>>28044291
Helicopter my weiner

>>28044291
"THIS ISN'T WHERE I PARKED MY CAR!"

>>28044291
"These aren't my glasses"

>>28044427
>You drop your towel
>She keeps looking at you, shocked but somewhat curious
>You smirk
>You begin flexing your legs up and down, thus making rotate your dong
>small drops of semen gets scattered all around you
>She blushes hard
>Yet can't keep her eyes off it
>Excited you increase the rotational speed
>All of a sudden, your feet stop touching the ground
>Propelled by your dongcopter, you hover in the hallway, while your mouth begins muttering "Ride of the Valkyries"
>Rarity, shocked, is red as a pepper
>A small puddle of precum has formed under her legs
>You grin
>All of a sudden you scream "I LOVE THE SMELL OF PRECUM IN THE MORNING"
>Then hover towards her faster as you can
>Your head gets in between her legs
>Then you rip her panties with your teeth
>And keep muttering "Ride of the Valkyries" inside her vagina
>The size of it is a perfect sound box
>In a few second, all the school can listen to your muttering, while Rarity screams in pleasure.
>The entire hallway is getting painted in semen.
>Female students are looking at the scene, in adoration, touching themselves while getting doused in sperm
>And then you both cum

>>28044291
Open up my towel and wiggle my dick from side to side while making leedle leedle leedle sounds

>>28044301
this, then slap her hard for being such a perv.

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>>28044291
She wouldn't look at me like that. I have big mantits and a small dick.

>>28044844
>Telling the truth
Hello there, buttmonkey of all jokes.

>>28044474
>From that day on, "Ride of the valkyries" became Anon's equivalent to Pavlov's bell: all he had to do was to mutter it to make Rarity cum on spot.

>>28044291
Honestly I'd panic but try and stay calm and explain myself.... hopefully she'll understand and not rape me.

>>28044881
Hello summer fag

>>28044301
>>28044536
These Anons know their shit.

>>28044474
S I D E S D E S T R O Y E D

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>>28046051
>Hopefully she won't rape me
>Hopefully
Are you saying you...don't want Rarity to hold you down and use your body right then and there, and then leave you there like the piece of meat that you are?
*inahales*
GAAAAAAAAAYYYY

>>28044291
>"Eyyy, like what you see honky?"

but school was 5 years ago...
why would i be in a high school locker room?
am i some perverted teacher trying to molest some students?

>>28046187
>"Ms. Rarity, peeping is a serious offense. We cannot show any lenience because of your gender, or because it is a first time offense."
>"The only case in which we could let you off easily would be if the victim, Mr. Anonymous, were to express as such."
>'P-principal Celestia, I-I never intended for this to happen! I thought he liked it! What red blooded, equestrian young man WOULDN'T-..'
>"..I see the problem runs deeper than I thought. Should Mr. Anonymous accept your apology, you could avoid a suspension-"
>'Oh th-that's wonderful, I'll apologize to him right away!'
>"Let me finish, please."
>"You could avoid the suspension if he accepts, AND if you undergo counseling for..this condition."
>'Pardon me? Condition?'
>"Ms. Rarity, do you think Anonymous should've been 'grateful' for your comments?"
>"Did you or did you not tell him, and I quote "You oughta be thrilled I'm even giving you the time of day, darling, with that sub par package."?
>Rarity deflates and looks down
>"Furthermore, Anonymous was not outside the boys locker room as a present for you. Some of his peers thought it would be humorous to lock him out."
>Meanwhile in VP Luna's office
>"Anonymous, are you quite alright?"
>'T-the look in her eyes, Ms. Luna...sh-, it was like she was staring right through me!'
>"Shhh, shhh, there there."
>'LIKE I WASN'T EVEN A PERSON TO HER? J-JUST SOME SLAB OF MEAT!'

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>>28046336
>Just some slab of meat
That's exactly what you are Anon. The sooner you realize this, the better

>>28046368
It's fun as a game, but actually being molested is degrading and humiliating.

>>28046234
well to be honest I dont want STD's man nothing gay about that

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>>28046457
Don't be a faggot, you want it

>>28046545
That's like the go to comeback for girls being rejected. "What are you, gay?" Why don't guys call ladies who don't want them lesbians?

I know it's because guys are always supposed to be in the mood.

>>28046545
You disgusting misandrist! DOWN WITH THE MATRIARCHY!

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>>28046604
>>28046591

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>>28044291
>Drop towel
>Enjoy the blush
>Enjoy the fact that I just ruined her panties for the rest of the day

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>>28046813
Are you saying you showed her your boomstick?

>>28044474
Reminds me of the green where anon plays the saxophone for sunset shimmer
I don't have the cap

>>28046875
>Reminds me of the green where anon plays the saxophone for sunset shimmer
>A green where anon uses dongcopter to hover between rarity's legs and then mutters Ride of the Valkyrie into her vagina, using it as a sound box.
...

>>28044291
Drop the towel and start whirlwinding my member while yelling and banging my chest like a gorilla to establish dominance.

>>28046912
>Reminds me of the green where anon plays the saxophone for sunset shimmer
Link?

>>28047004
Ask >>28046875, not me.

>>28046875
Link or name?

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>>28047004
Found it

>>28047055
Fuck yeah. Thanks anon.

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>>28047055
That was great. Gave me Timber.
I don't like it though when people write that Sunset has parents in the human world.

>>28047123
I assumed it was the real sunset shimmer, before all the Equestria girls events took place

Am I the naked dude at the gym? Fuck yeah

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>>28047055

what did I just read

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>>28044291

"Miss Rarity? If you've enjoyed the preview, I can arrange the full showing Friday night after dinner. Are you available?"

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>>28047055
>2 years ago

>>28044844
Maybe that's her fetish.

>>28044291
Do a Michael Jackson dance. You know, the one where you quickly spin around on one leg and go "Ooo!".

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>>28049193
Smooth operator

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>>28044291
so, I heard you make clothing?

>>28046336
>RGRE
Please, go on. I kinda want to see where this ends with Rarity.
>inb4 for realzies rape

>>28049193
Daaaaaaaaamn Anon, that was smooth af

>>28049879
>>28050051
>Virgins
That line was 4/10. Good enough for stupid/innocent high school girls, desperate older women, and lonely gays. Trying to make a line formal will come off as stiff.

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>>28044291
>You've been locked out of the men's locker room with nothing but your towel to cover yourself. When you turn around, you see Rarity looking at you.
>What do?


Get an erection and watch her eyes get bigger.

>>28044291

Screm HENTAI HENTAI YOU'RE A HENTAI
and slap her with my dirty ugly swollen raggy long and barbed nigger dong

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>>28050144

>>28046336
Different anon here, just adding to this

>The vice principal gently pats your shoulder, as she stands above your seated position at her large round table.
>"Anon, I assure you, she's going to be punished to the fullest extent."
>You look back up at her.
"She is?"
>"Oh yes, especially if she doesn't apologize to you. And if you feel that her apology isn't sincere, we may still punish her in some way."
"What... what'll happen to her if doesn't?"
>"She will be suspended, and receive counseling for her behavior."
>The principal tells you while going over a folder in her hands.
>You look down at the table, cluttered with more folders.
>The paperwork for this is all being written up as you speak.
>"You can agree this is a satisfactory outcome, correct, Mr. Mous?"
>You give yourself a few moments of deep thought before you answer her.
"Actually, Principal Luna, maybe this is the wrong way to handle it?"
>She raises an eyebrow at you.
>"What do you mean?"
>You start rubbing your left arm to calm your nerves.
"Well... I just feel like suspending her, and even sending her to counseling, would only make things worse. What if she becomes bitter instead?"
>Luna pauses briefly.
>"That... is a possibility, yes."
"If she does apologize, why not forget about the punishments, so that she and I can talk things over. If we can come to an understanding, maybe we could even be friends?"
>Surprised, Luna places the folder she was holding down onto the table.
>"Anon, you would be willing to do that?"
>You nod.
"This is the first time she's done anything like this, and I believe everyone deserves a second chance."
>The vice principal grows a proud smile.
>"You really are a fine young man, Anon. Very well, I'll go discuss this with my sister and Rarity herself."
>She walks over to her office door and opens it.
>"In the meantime, go about your school day. We'll call you to the main office when we're ready to make a decision."
"Yes, ma'am."

>>28051576
>You rise from you seat and step out of the VP's room.

>Sometime later, after the last period of the day, you spot Rarity beckoning you from down the hall.
>You've seen her a few times during these past hours, but she avoided any contact with you until now.
>You follow her to a more secluded section of the school.
>A hallway that ends abruptly.
>And strangely enough, the ceiling lights aren't working at all here.
>It's pretty dark, but you can see some of the locker doors are left open and empty.
>Seems this dead end isn't used at all anymore.
>Kinda creepy... you had no idea there was something like this in CHS.
>But this is useful.
>No one will be able to hear your conversation.
>Rarity looks really nervous.
>After clearing her throat she speaks up.
>"Darling, I can't tell you how happy I am that you're willing to let this all go. I know I've made a terrible mistake, and I'm deeply sorry."
"So, you're apologizing?"
>"Of course! That's actually why I've come to get you. The principals want us to come to their office, so they sent me to find you."
"And you're going to apologize in front of them, right? So why are doing this now?"
>She places a hand on her chest.
>"I just wanted you to tell you before hand how thankful I am to you. If this had gotten out, and I were to be expelled... well, I don't know what would've become of me."
"So then, you really are sorry?"
>She nods with misty eyes.
>"Yes, I really, truly am!"
>After a moment of silence, you let out a deep sigh.
"...That's a good start, but it'll take more than that for you to get out of this."
>"E-excuse me?"
>You move to the lockers and lean back on them, letting your posture loosen while a smile suddenly appears on your face.
"I said, it's going to take more than an apology to settle this. You'll have to sweeten the deal."
>Rarity's expression becomes a mix of confusion and anger.

>>28051582
>"Wha... what are you saying? I'm doing exactly what you told the vice principal you wanted!"
"Oh, come on! Did you really think it would be THAT easy? After what you did, there's no reason I should want to help you. It's only because I wanted something in return."
>Her confusion is now replaced by apprehension.
>"...What do you want?"
"Turns out, my parents are going on a month long vacation tomorrow. I'll have the whole house all to myself."
>Rarity gives you a look of contempt.
>"Congratulations. What does that have to do with me?"
"Well, nice as it is having the castle to myself, that doesn't mean the chores will be going away. So, I was thinking, maybe you would be interested in fulfilling those duties."
>You explain with a smug grin.
>Rarity recoils in disgust.
>"Y-you want me to be your sex slave?!"
"What?! No, no!"
>You say with raised hands.
"Let's get this straight, I don't mean anything like that! I'm not a pervert like you, Rarity!"
>"P-pervert?!"
"Look, I'm talking menial tasks. Stuff like cleaning the house, doing my laundry, homework, and cooking. You know, actual chores!"
>Rarity's mistaken disgust becomes offended realization.
>"You mean a maid?!"
>You point at her with another grin.
"Bingo, you got it."
>Rarity grits her teeth as she blushes with anger.
>"This...this is preposterous! This is blackmail! Why shouldn't I just tell the principals about this?!"
"You could, but I wouldn't if I were you. I mean, even if they do believe you, what would happen? I get a slap on the wrist and detention? No big deal. You, on the other hand, will get suspended, receive counseling, and entire school will find out. It'll be way worse for you."
>Her anger subsides as the reality of what you tell her settles in.

>>28051587
"But, if you do the smart thing and take my offer, you spend all your free time for the next four weeks doing some housework, and I'll my end of the deal and keep it all a secret. Once it's all said and done, it'll be as if it never happened."
>She regains her contempt.
>"Anon, you... I can't believe you're-"
>You suddenly snap at her.
"I'm what?! A horrible, disgusting person?! I'm still better than you! I should be thrilled?! With my sub par package?! Really, Rarity?!"
>She steps back, her anger and contempt melting into pure guilt.
>"I... I seriously am sorry for that. I didn't actually mean it... I was just teasing."
"Doesn't change the fact you said it. I respected you, Rarity, for your creativity and generosity. I never thought you would ever say something so mean."
>She doesn't reply, but instead, looks down at the ground.
"Believe it or not, this is my way of forgiving you. Like I said, I don't have to do this. ...So... what'll it be?"
>Her eyes dart around for a bit, before the finally look up at you.
>"I... I have no choice. I agree to your terms."
>You reach out with an open hand, and she takes it to give you a half hearted handshake.
"Glad to hire you, Maid Rarity."
>You say with a cocky smile.
>At that moment, the loud speakers boom to life with the sound of the school's principal.
>"Attention, students Ms. Bell and Mr. Mous, please come to the main office immediately."
"That's us. Ready to begin your tenure?"
>She sighs.
>"Yes."
"Then come along, my housemaid."
>You briskly walk out of the strange hallway with Rarity in tow.
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Just some garbage I wrote out of boredom

>>28051587
>sex slave
what? no, no, course not.
Not yet, anyway.

>>28046267
If you tried leaving your house once a year, you would find locker rooms in places like swimming pools and such

>>28044291
Wonder what I'm doing in the men's room.

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>>28051593
I'm afraid you don't get to quit now, boyo

>>28051593
Go on

>>28046591
>Why don't guys call ladies who don't want them lesbians?

They do.

>>28044474
DELET

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>>28046336
>>28047055
>Anons starts to fly
>Shoving up sax in the ass
Man, 4chan /mlp/ stories plot twists are the best.
I acctually started listening to saxophone music.

>>28052487
Trepp, you're here too?

>>28051622

>>28052854
nice to see we guys seem to share familiar interests

>>28053095
Imma let you in on a secret
(I'm op)

>>28044291
unzip dick

>>28044474
Kek'd

>>28044474

>Anon, it's me, your best friend.

A S R I E L T O P K E K

>>28051593
We didn't say you could stop

>>28054256