Would you a R63 version of your waifu? Old thread: >>

>>28033354
No.

>>28033354
No. But I would an R63 version of my waifu transformed into a female. Dudes turned into girls and acting all flustered is hot.

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I'm concerned about RiggyRag. He said he'd be back the 26th, and he hasn't posted with his trip on since the 19th.

>>28033393
That's pretty hot. And also arguably more gay than a R63 of your waifu.

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>>28033393
This.

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>>28033393

>>28033675
fem shiny is a qt

would hug

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>>28033675
She's too sexy. I think that pony causes me a gender crisis

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>>28033675
Gleaming a cute

>>28033646
>>28033665
>>28033675
>>28033723
>>28033752
>>28033813
You all know what's up

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>>28033813

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>>28033813

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>>28033840
>>28033813

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>>28034306

>>28033813
Damn right and she's a total bro. Always up for a drink and banter. When the going gets rough she'll be there for you.

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Yes because now she'll have a horse dong

>>28034354
Could you handle him?
https://derpibooru.org/328382

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>>28034414
Yes

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>>28034414

>>28034414
I'd jerk him off.
Also I would turn him into a subby stallion who regularly takes other horsecocks up the ponut.

>>28033813
Gleaming is best pony

>>28034908
>ignoring his big, throbbing horsecock desperate to fuck something
>only wanting to fuck his ass
>only jerking him off
>not realizing that not every pony is a slutty bottom for you

Topfags disgust me.

>>28035620
/hhh/ - Civil War edition

>>28035620
>he doesn't know the joy of reducing well endowed stallions to submissive fuck toys

>>28033354
I'd fuck his bubble butt so hard he wouldn't be able to pronk properly for a month.

>>28033354

Only male Pinkie Pie, cause I'm pretty sure he'd still like it up the butt.

>>28035856
>wasting perfectly good dick in your quest for no homo

>>28036012
>implying not bottoming = nohomo

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>>28034414
I'd handle him or die trying.

>>28036567
>implying it isn't

It only comes off as no homo when you do the whole "I'll only jerk him off" thing like you're scared of his dick. Relationships are about giving as much as you receive, Anon.

>>28036697
How do you give back after receiving the whole 15 inches?

>>28033354
No.

>>28036832
thrust twice

>>28036832
Horses can't hilt due to the way their hips work; they can only effectively use about half of their length.

>>28036966
Poor things. They'd probably enjoy a nice handjob, then.

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>>28036989
http://www.roanokeai.com/manualcollection.pdf
They really do.

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>>28037069
That was a lovely read.

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>>28037069
Oh. Oh my. Suddenly I can see r63 Lyra being even more interested in hands
>69

>>28033354
This is my new favorite general.

>>28034908
>not taking 15 seconds out of your busy schedule to have your prostate rammed by your husbando's stallionhood
>being a cuck
You disgust me.

>>28037966
>not taking 15 inches out of your busy digestive system to have your pancreas rammed by your husbando's stallionhood
FTFY senpai

So, imagining you could make sure there would be no risk of tearing any tissue, would you take your waifu's horsecock up your ass?

>>28038220
These are little ponies. Their penises wouldn't be big enough to cause damage from size alone. All that would be necessary are the same preparations you'd make having sex with another human male.

And yes, I would take Blitz's horsecock all day long, as long as he doesn't try to pull out while flared. That would probably hurt like hell.

>>28038258
>the same preparations you'd make having sex with another human male.
Less, in fact, considering the species barrier makes STDs largely a non-issue.

>>28038220
I'd rather fuck his ass and suck him off. Any time I try anal play I find it to be extremely uncomfortable, even painful.

>>28033354
I hate anal, giving and especially taking. So it would be going nowhere.

>>28039117
You're a big guy______

>>28039117
>>28039131
use more lube and go slower

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>>28038294

>>28039594
I want to run my fingers through R63 Celestia's beard.

>>28039650
You would probably need fingered oven mittens then

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>>28039720
Holy shit, those actually exist.

>>28039650
I personally prefer R63 Celestia that retains the original hair colour scheme, and no beard.

>>28039594
>that bacon hair

>>28039748
Or you could just use welding gloves, like a normal person.

what would mare Pinkie whisper into boy Pinkie's ear?

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>>28039750
Agreed, although a lot of artists forget to give him eyebrows to replace Celestia's eyelashes and he ends up looking like a Pokemon.

>>28039945
Faggot

>>28039945
"I'm gonna fuck you until you can't walk!"

>>28037069
Man what is wrong with his back legs?

why you post my old art it's so börky

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>>28040246
Dunno, it's not like drawing ponylegs is hard or anything.
What kind of scrub could possibly fuck up something so simple?

it's fine; don't beat yourself up over it

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barbarity

I'd blow his mind and destroy his penis in 8 different ways

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>>28040924
I wouldn't mind an Elusive.

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>>28042469

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>>28043042

>>28043042
kek

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Love your waifu/husbando in any combination.

>>28044564
Umbra is best pony

>>28045861
>muh crystal dildo collection

>>28044564
>>28046014
>Umbrashy sharing an H-shaped crystal dildo that's shaped like bear cocks

https://derpiboo.ru/565703

>>28033813
Any body has that green were shining gets a gender bender potion then he gets his horse pussy rammed by anon and later anon gets the same potion and gets fucked by shining horsecock?

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>>28034414

>>28048710
No but now I want it just as badly

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>>28048710
http://pastebin.com/sRSFLxGM

>>28048743
https://derpiboo.ru/582743

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Would you a lady tirek?
That's actually a really tough question for me. She'd have to be significantly less evil than in canon.

>>28050328
no

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U-unf...

>mfw no one wants to see Butterscotch get teased by all of his female friends anymore

I know I have only myself to blame, but still

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>>28051570
Whatever gave you that idea? R63 Fluttershy being teased by his friends sexually is and shall remain the best thing.

>>28051620
>no wingboner
63/69

Was there a green about this?

>>28051632
I believe there was.

>>28051873
Most inexpertedly written and not containing the scene pictured!
http://pastebin.com/TCYRddWx

>>28051975
>not containing the scene pictured!
SAD!

>>28051975
So it's shit?

>>28050328
does she have crotchboobs also?

>>28052225
Yes.

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>>28052340
Then some faggot needs to write a better one. And longer one.

>>28052353
Go for it.

>>28052325
Yes.

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>>28052359
I might. This shit is like reversed Fluterrape, and I love it. Was there more outside of that writefag's bin, or is that it?

>>28053454
Don't know, but you could surely do better than that garbage. Wouldn't be hard.

>>28053468
You wrote it, didn't you?

>>28053482
God no.

>>28053517
Then why do you have them saved if you hate it so much?

>>28053774
You seem to imply I have it saved. I'm not the one that posted it.

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>the Cutie Mark Crusaders use a genderswap spell to infiltrate a colts-only secret club

>>28054400
>they find out it's super gay and leave
>they then do typical girl things and spread gossip
>tarnish the reputations of the colts

I like this.

>>28053796
After reading all that I have to admit that as cute and lewd the concept is, the execusion of all stories having 80 lines of """buildup""" and then 100 lines of "clop" is meh. This setting would work better without Butter getting it, at least for a while

>>28054496
It doesn't help that it doesn't read well either. There are some pretty glaring issues with it. Pacing could certainly be better. Some wording also feels like it was written by a child. Expanding the vocabulary is always a good thing. Those are the top issues I have with it. Won't count all the others.

>>28054472
>"If this is your first day at G.R.O.S.S.*, you have to do it in the butt with somepony."
>"In the butt? But ah poop from there!"

*Get Rid Of Slimy fillieS

>>28054546
If I remember correctly, a good bit of those older rule 63 stories were written by someone whose first language wasn't English, which might explain some of the problems

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I feel like writing something super no-homo, throw me some suggestions.

>>28056589
Elusive being as flirty as Rarity is would be rather interesting, seeing how 80% of his customers are mare that he may or may not be interested in

>>28056589
>Anon, the new masseuse at the spa, still hasn't quite gotten over the idea of rubbing his hands all over a stallion's body, and it doesn't help matters when Elusive or whoever comes in expecting his usual "happy ending"

>>28057174
10/10 would succ

>>28056589
Playing tabletop rpgs with Dusk Shine and Mandancer.

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>>28058652
>Mandancer
Surely this can't be Moondancer's r63 name.
I looked into it and the only thing I could find was some deviantart group that apparently uses Suntrotter. That's not great.

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>>28033354
I'll live her no matter what.
We could definitely still cuddle, but sex just isn't gonna happen. It would just be weird for both of us.

>>28059199
Why even change the name? Its completely unecesary. All the names work just as well for the r63 version.

>>28059199
Derpibooru uses Lunar Waltz.

>>28058652
>Dusk Shine, Moonwalker, Shining Armor, and Rainbow Blitz

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I'm taking a stab at the Butterrape setting, got a few ideas.

>You anxiously shift your body's weight onto an opposite pair of hooves, this time the left ones.
>The door that you're supposed to be knocking at is right there in front of you.
>Even though you know this is just your imagination, you could swear to Celestia that right now the wooden construction is whispering its invitations to you.
>It beckons you to enter it, much like the pony behind it.
>U-unf.
>You are Butterscotch.
>And this is back door to the Sugarcube Corner.
>Which is precisely why you hesitate to open it.
>Because behind it, there will be certain pink pony named Pinkie Pie.
>Who is your close friend that wishes to become a very close friend.
>Too close for your liking.
>It's not like you haven't gotten used to it.
>For some reason all your friends have had rather...
>Lewd intentions towards you.
>A pony like Rarity would probably thrive in such environment.
>But you are not her, and that kind of specific attention is something that you don't quite know how to handle.
>Especially when it comes from your best friends, with whom you wish to maintain your friendship.
>Those were the select few ponies that you felt comfortable around, most of the time.
>That is when they didn't try to get under you of course.
>Which you could swear was becoming a scarcer occurrence as the time passes.
>Rainbow, Applejack and Twilight you could handle, mostly.
>Rarity was... a mare that was not afraid to use her charm and beauty to get what she wants.
>And since she wanted you, the situations where the two of you were left alone always diverted into a scenario taken from one of your clop magazines.
>... Not that you have too many of those.
>Just a, uh, a regular amount.
>But when you said no to her, she didn't force herself.
>That was not like a lady after all.

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I have a severe lack of Butterscotch pictures, just imagine there is a horsedong hiding in there

>>28060365
>But Pinke?
>This mare just does not have a care in the world.
>She always had little respect for the concept of personal space, or the words "no", "please stop", "you shouldn't be touching me there".
>She was all about fun.
>And she seems to be affixed on the idea that the most fun she can get lies between your hindlegs.
>You didn't want to test out that theory though, so a lot of evasive manoeuvres had to be made.
>But the way she was always so painfully open about it, like it was absolutely no big deal...
>It really made you uncomfortable, more so that Rarity's flirty self.
>And yet here you are.
>Standing at the door like a dork, because you just could not refuse her pleads.
>Not pleads to "pin her down and rut her", and yes she made those sometimes.
>But she asked you to help her with some kind of new cake recepie.
>And since she was your friend, you couldn't really refuse that.
>Especially since the offer sounded innocent enough.
>E-even though she did use a phrase "creampie".
>But you still hope that this was just a wordplay, and that there is an actual baking going on in there.
>Well.
>As your sister always said, "one way to find out".
>Though she used to say that when asked for how long is she going to not clean her room.
>But hey, it fits here.
>You take a deep breath and raise your shaking forehoof to the door, ready to announce your presence.
>But before you even touch it, the wood flies open, slamming the wall inside.
>Good thing it didn't open outwards.
>"Hi Butters, I am so happy to see you."
>Before you can even try muttering a response your timidly extended hoof is yanked inside, forcing the rest of your body to follow.

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>>28060375
>You don't get to stop until you hit the baking room of the Sugarcube Corner.
>Or rather until you hit one of the cupboards in the baking room that serves to halt your momentum.
>Through the bell tingling in your head you can hear your friend chiming.
>"Oh you silly colt, now hitting on mares is not enough for you? You've started going after furniture as well?"
>You feel your cheeks getting flushed, probably not the last time before you get out of here.
"H-hey, you ran too quickly. Not everypony can just stop in place like you."
>"Oh, so you're saying that when you get going you just can't stop? I like what I'm hearing."
>The completely innocent and sincere smile she wears seems extremely unfitting to what she just said.
>But that's Pinkie for you.
"C-could we just get to your bakings? Y-you said that you had some new recepie to try out?"
>"Oh I did. You know I'm always up for trying up new things."
>She winks at you and turns around to reach our for the ingredients, shaking her plot way too vigorously while doing so.
>You pry your eyes away and focus on unpacking your saddlebags, trying to ignore the furious blush on your muzzle.
>You were asked to bring quite a few herbs today.
>Not all of which made sense to you.
>Timberwolf's Fur for instance is used to help recover plants that have almost famished.
>Why on Equestria would you need that for a bakery product?
>You decided to inquire.
"S-so, what kind of pie are we going to be making?"
>"It's not a pie silly, it's muffins!"
>Pinkie said while wiggling her raised butt, still rummaging for supplies.
>You once more pin your eyes to the table with what you brought laid out neatly on top of it.
>"But I can promise you, it's going to be very specialicious!"
>She suddenly said right next to you, while bumping her rump into yours.

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>>28060582
>You anxiously make a step away from her, to avoid unnecessary contact.
>Especially since the way she said 'very' makes you rather uncomfortable.
>You feel like you may me making a mistake here.
>But it's too late to turn back now, so the two of you begin the baking process.
>It isn't exactly how it goes down in every bakery, or so you hope at least.
>Because it involved Pinkie being covered in the creamy white pre-product multiple times, always licking it all to the last drop.
>Not before asking you to do it first of course.
>There were some mentions about the overall temperature in the room, how it's 'almost as hot as you are'.
>A few compliments about your sweaty body.
>Just a regular time spent with Pinkie Pie for you.
>You were used to it far more than you'd like.
>So it came as even bigger surprise when you had to begin walking almost cross-legged towards the third wave of muffins being pulled from the oven.
>Suddenly the crudely lewd remarks begun to ring in your head even stronger, and somehow you were blushing really hard, even with most of your blood being redirected... elsewhere.
>Pinkie never had this much of an effect for you, but suddenly her sweaty figure begun looking very appealing.
>Too appealing.
>Just the way white baking clothing was tightly groping her features, accentuating her legs and exposing the plush flanks.
>You have suddenly begun daydreaming of just grabbing it with your hooves, squeezing it tight and seeing her squirm under you as you pin her down and ravage her...
>N-no, something was for sure wrong here.
>She must have noticed your troubled look and silly standing position.
>"Everything allright there Butters? You look rather pent up don’t you? I can always help you out with that."
>She said while taking a huge, slow bite out of a muffin that she was holding with half-lidded eyes.
>You never expected that eating muffins could be done this sexually.

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>>28060593
>Wait.
>Muffins?
>You look at the tray next to you, the first batch that had a couple specimen missing.
>You normally would excersise an extreme caution with products made by Pinkie for you, she tried to hide a bear tranquillizer in there once.
>But you saw how those were made, and there is no way she added something suspicious to it.
>Plus, she was eating them herself, so that was another thing that made you feel safe.
>And even though you didn't understand why she wanted the specific herbs, there is no way those could be dangerous.
>It was just a bunch of plants used to help different things grow.
>...
>Used to help things grow.
>As if to confirm your suspicions a particularly strong throb sends your member poking into your underbelly.
>You look at your friend who is currently very slowly licking her hoof clean.
"P-pinkie?"
>"Yes handsome?"
>Good heavens, that sounded more like a moan.
>You basically cross your forelegs by now.
"D-did you add s-some kind of aphrodisiac to the m-muffins?"
>"Oh, of course not silly."
>What?
>But...

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>>28060726
"You added them, for me! Those were your herbs you brought, remember?"
>She has now begun walking towards you, swaying her hips with each move.
>You feel like you are inside the oven right now.
"Just a simple mix that helps your fun stick be more lively, and that also makes you want to use it more."
>Ohsweetcelestiasheisgettingcloser.
"Not that you needed any help with the first thing of course, somehow despite the incredible size you can get it up on a whim."
>She is basically within a hoof's reach from you now, biting her lower lip.
>It makes you think to another pair of lips of hers that you want to just brutally part yourself, and push yourself all the way in until she...
>A pink face leaning in closer temporarily brings you out of your sex crazed state.
>You decide that you might not get a second chance, and as quickly as you can bolt it out of there, only grabbing your bags and muttering through the closed teeth.
"I promised Twilight to visit her today, gotta go!"
>You ignore all pleads and threats that are thrown your way, and run as fast as the obstacle under you allows you to.

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Butterscotch.

I want to be the pretty mare and get knocked up by my R63'd waifu

>>28060735
I'm liking this, writefag
Keep up the good work

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>>28061623
I intend to, I needed a break because my dick started to hurt. But Butterscotch's adventures are like the sexual drive of his friends - seemingly boundless

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>>28061310
This pony does things to my sexuality

Butterscotch is best pone

>>28061310
Dammit Butterscotch.

He's probably effeminate enough to be considered a mare (moreso than other mares themselves) and whose reactions would make things so adorable.

I want to protect his smile.

>>28039131
>he doesn't like taking anal
Enjoy never knowing the greatest pleasures that the male body has to offer

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>>28062808
That artist does things to my sexuality. I'm more fond of his Dusk design though.

>>28063609
>He's more effeminate than Dash at least

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>>28063640
Nah, doesn't cut it for me. There is something in that Butterscotch drawing that just clicks for me. Maybe it's enough 'mareness', who knows

>>28063902
This anon gets it.

>>28063640
That Dusk is great.

>>28061310
>>28063640
These character designs do nothing for me. If anything, they're a bit irritating.

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>Rainbow Blitz is loving this Ren Faire shit

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>>28065036
>Rainbow Blitz slamming his lance full force into Butterscotch's unready body

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It's uhh r63 changeling. Yeah.

>>28066523
We need some R63 chrysalis

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>>28066955
There's surprisingly very little on derpi, and a lot of it isn't very good.

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>>28067035
Searching for any r63 on derpi without elaborate filters seems pointless for me. I tried Butterscotch tag, and it was just full anthro porn

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>>28067321
>Implying anthro is bad

>>28067321
Yep, that's another problem too. I don't have any hard filters set up and just use the "anything" setting, but when searching specifically for something relevant and postable for here I need to add a bunch of - tags. Usually just -anthro, -explicit, -humanized, -equestria girls but sometimes certain tags are just dominated with obscure fetish shit that also needs to be included.

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>>28056856
>Day 63 in Manquestria
>Anon was starting his new job at the spa
>Not that he had any formal training in massage therapy
>He just happens to have hands
>Because how hard can rubbing ponies be with hands?
>He was in the lobby, one of the twin mares that owned the place at the front desk
>"You! Of being the hyooman creature wanting job here, yes?"
>Her voice was riddled with nasal inflection.
"Yes, I am of being for want of job."
>She shot him a glare at his poor attempt at mimicking her accent
>"Please being serious, is bad enough first impression some green alien guy."
"Ahem, yes sorry. I'm here for the job."
>She put on a false smile
>"Very good, we are of needing the help since one of our assistants has been under the weather."
>The spa pony trotted out from behind the counter and gestured for Anon to take her place
>"All you will need worrying of is checking appointment, taking bits for register, bringing pony to back room, and only prepping for treatment. No needing to do fancy work, leave for professional like me or sister. Just quick massage to help loosen them up."
>Anon nodded absently
"Ok."
>"Your duty as spa assistant is to make pony customer happy. Give to customer whatever they ask, make customer comfortable, and most important is of giving customer happy end for their spa experience."
"Yeah alright, I got it. Excellent customer service is key."
>The spa mare beamed
>"Ahh yes, service of customer is biggest how to say... selling point? Customer always comes back if serviced good. Our best client is having appointment soon, very liking to service. Give good service and expect permanent job and extra benefits."
>She winked on the last word, turned away and disappearing into the back rooms
>Anon stood there alone for several minutes
"Right, be a good service man. I can do this. Basically petting a few horses for the day. It'll be easy. I'll service the shit outta these ponies."
>The front door swung open and rang the bell
>"Time for the usual~"

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>>28067852
>Elusive pranced in with flamboyant flare, stopping short of the front desk with practiced precision
>"Ohh, Anonymous what a pleasant surprise! I had no idea you would be under the spa's employ. This will be an exotic experience, to be sure~"
>His eyelids fluttered dreamily at the prospect
>Of course Anon's first customer would be a stallion
"Right. Welcome to the Ponyville Dayspa. I expect you're the early appointment?"
>Elusive ran a hoof through his mane and planted it at rest under his chin as he leaned onto the counter
>"Well of course, sweetums, what other stallion in town pampers themselves with only the most luxurious of care?"
"Blitz, for one, is also kind of a fa-"
>"Oh but we're burning daylight with idle chatter. Here's the payment for the scheduled appointment."
>He levitated a sizable sack of bits onto the counter
>"We ought to hop to it as soon as possible. I plan to enjoy every second of the full treatment~"
"Yeah, yeah..."
>After a moment of depositing the coinage, Anon lead Elusive into the back
>All of the rooms were empty at that hour so they went into the first one in the hall
>Once again Elusive showed his experience with the procedure and immediately leaped onto the bedding
>Surprisingly, he landed light as a feather face down
>"I presume my appointment sheet would have the list of our first fun little activities, no? Starting with the conditioning base of almond oil to moisturize the skin and fur, warmed just right for a relaxing sensation, in a full-body experience."
>Following the instructions on the sheet, Anon mixed the appropriate amount of oils and heated them up to pony body temperature
>He filled a strange scooping device with a hoof-designed handle, and approached the laying stallion
>"Any time now, Anon, I'm very eager to feel those delectable appendages of yours."
>Scowling, Anon slowly drizzled the hot oil along Elusive's back
>"Ahh~"
>Elusive sighed contentedly at the apparent warmth the liquid was giving him

Anti-shitpost bump

>>28068035
keep going

>>28068517

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>Bubble Berry songs come with built-in karaoke

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>>28070071

>>28070160
God I want him to fuck me so badly

>>28070429
Doesn't this make you a faggot?

>>28070983
Don't give a fuck. I want him inside me.

>>28068035
More when?

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>>28060735
>Your mad dash comes to a halt a good distance from Sugarcube Corner.
>You have decided to take it safely and hide in a bush.
>Your... condition is pretty much impossible to conceal right now, and you don't feel like displaying your shameful pride to the whole Ponyville right now.
>Even if you didn't feel the roaring indecency in that, this would probably mean more mares chasing you down.
>Which you don't want.
>But that also means that you can't really get to your cottage right now.
>Not without exposing yourself anyway.
>Walking would make the whole process painfully slow.
>And you have a feeling that flying would be even worse, given what you would be showing to the ponies below.
>That is if you could even fly like that, you're not actually sure.
>Oh Celestia, what are you supposed to do?
>You take a quick look to check just where exactly you ended up in.
>Oh.
>You actually ran close to Rarity's Boutique.
>That could be your saving grace.
>It would mean risking more of your friend's thinly veiled innuendos, but if she can get you something to cover up, you might get to your home.
>It's a risk whether or not you will walk out of there intact, but the other option is basically a guaranteed failure.
>You wait until there are no ponies in the immediate vicinity, and then quickly jump out of your sanctuary.
>It seems that your plan has succeeded, as you are now almost at the door.
>But the sharp raspy scream from somewhere above you brings a quick end to your hopes and dreams.
"Look out below!"

I'm falling asleep now, but I can write more tomorrow, if you want more horsedong adventures

>>28072640
>the roaring indecency
That would be a great nickname for someone's dick.

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>>28068035
>Anon replaced the scooper thing back into the warming bowl
>He heaved a sigh and turned back to the face-down stallion
>Putting his hands onto the stallion's back, the slippery hot oil glided smoothly as he rubbed it softly into the fur
>"Mmm~ this is already feeling very nice."
>Elusive's voice was low with pleasure
>Anon worked his fingers deep into Elusive's fur, massaging the oil down into the skin
>He clawed his fingers and raked them down Elusive's back gently
>The satisfied stallion let out an involuntary nicker, one of his hind legs kicked softly
>Upon reaching Elusive's hind quarters, Anon cupped his hands and rubbed down the outer thighs before massaging back up over the flanks and onto the lower torso
>"Ooh! Careful mister, I'm rather ticklish."
>Anon grinned mischievously and splayed his fingers out
>He began more vigorously massaging the vulnerable stallion's sides, causing Elusive to erupt in a fit of giggles
>"Ehehaha An-hon! St-ha- stop, mhmmhmhm"
>The stallion squirmed under Anon's tickle barrage
"Sorry, you opened yourself up there."
>Elusive's head turned to stare at Anon from the side
>"Ohoho, Oh I haven't yet pumpkin~"
>He grinned and winked before returning to a fully lying position
>A shiver ran up Anon's back at the implications being made
>Shaking his head, he went back to work massaging up to Elusive's barrel
>Working his fingers in, he could feel tenuous muscle over the bumps of ribs
>Elusive's figure was surprisingly lithe and lean
>Anon absently worked his fingers over the slight yet muscular forelegs
>His mind was occupied by Elusive's supple body
>He hadn't realized he was virtually right on top of the stallion
>"Ahem. I do believe this was supposed to be an external tissue massage."
>Anon gave a start when Elusive shifted around to turn over
>"But it is time to work the other side now I should think?"
>He flipped over onto his back
>Anon noticed Elusive's stallionhood, already partially erect, flop about from the movement

>>28074337
here we go

>>28074337
Is there going to be more? What's with the delays?

bamp

>>28076250

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>>28074337
Moar?

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>Apple Bloom all like "OUR OWN CLONES"

>>28072640
>>28074337
more please

>>28075415
>What's with the delays?

No idea but I'm already losing interest

>>28070983
who cares

>>28081786
This

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>>28072640
>Before you get a chance to react, a strong impact sweeps you off your hooves and sends you tumbling sideways.
>Through the small dust cloud you are now causing you can see strands of multi-coloured mane flopping about.
>You don't pay much attention though, as you do your best to cover your stiff stalionhood with your hooves to avoid any potential damage.
>A roll or two later you come to a complete stop, together with the blue projectile that has caused this conundrum.
>And who happens to be your good friend Rainbow Dash.
>"Heh, nice catch Butterscotch, thanks for stopping me. If I didn't know any better, I'd say you're following me."
>You were going to respond, but a sudden realisation is now occupying your thoughts too much.
>It being the fact that after all this tumbling around, you have ended up being on top of Rainbow, pinning her to the ground with your weight.
>Oh, and apparently holding her forehooves down with yours.
>A position that makes you look like you were about to take the advantage of her.
>"Though I couldn't blame you. I am pretty awesome after all."
>She says with a cocky smile.
>A smile that you really want to remove.
>She will not be so smug after you pin her to the ground with all 5 limbs, pushing deep inside her slick athletic body until she starts screaming for...
>Sweet Celestia control yourself Butterscotch.
>Those damn muffins from Pinkie are turning your brain into mush.
>Doesn't help that you basically have your raging pride pressed hard against the unisom of your bellies.
>Though you would rather stick it inside her belly.
>You must have been staring at her, because she has begun squirming around uncomfortably.
>"H-hey, you okay there? Why are you looking at me like that? And stop pressing your leg into me."
>Leg?
>You instinctively raise yourself a bit and look downwards.
>Your hindlegs were firmly on the ground, and the forelegs were holding her down.
>So she meant...
>Oh.

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I would Dusk Shine so hard

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>>28083207
>Dash seems to have realised this as well, as her eyes are now glued to the offending object, her cheeks are rapidly turning red, and her wings have promptly fwomped back open, sending a small puff of dust flying.
>"Oh, haha, wow. You, uh, a-are really happy to s-see me, huh?"
>After a period of laying still she makes another uncomfortable wiggle.
>This one however seems to excite your member, together with whatever animal instinct is now taking over you.
>As a result you buck your hips forward and press harder into her with your whole body.
>She yanks her head backwards with her eyelids shut tight, and produces a stifled moan.
>You slowly begin grinding your lower body backwards.
>Her entire face is now in deep crimson, putting her red strand of mane to a shame.
>"Look Butters, I-I didn't mean to h-hit you on my way down, okay? Like, I found you, a-and I wanted to just show off o-okay?"
>She manages to say between shallow pants.
>You raise your flank in the air, preparing to enter the perfect little curve of her body.
>She is now looking at you with a fear confused with arousal.
>"N-normally I wouldn't mind, but we're in the middle of the street, and you didn't even say a word."
>What are you even doing?
>Trying to rape your best friend in broad daylight in a public place?
>What sort of monster are you?
>You yank yourself up and stumble a few steps to the side.
>You can't muster the courage to look at Dash right now, so you just stare at a building in front of you, while instinctively covering yourself up.
>You realise you are shaking, but can't help it.
>What did you just do?
>And to your friend of all ponies.
>You hear clopping sounds closing in on you.
>Rainbow must have gotten up.
>You force yourself to turn around and look in her eyes.
>Or, err, try looking in her eyes, as she is now staring off into the left, while rubbing her head with a hoof.

>>28083229
>You hear clopping sounds closing in on you.
Oh shit, it's the boner cops.

>>28083219
>"This spell should allow us to copulate without the use of lubricant! There could be some minor side-effects, though, so I had Barb fetch some adult diapers from the hospital for you, just in case."

>>28074337
>and then he died.

>>28066523
But drones are all female?

do you want male drones?

>>28085379
>headcanon

>>28085400
hive drones being female is not my "headcannon"

is there even a swarming insect species populated with male drones? i thought males where almost exclusively royal consorts that had retardedly short lifespans

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>>28074337
>Anon stepped away
>"Oh come now, Anonymous, don't be so coy. You and I are both males familiar with male anatomy. If you must, just work around lil' Rough Diamond."
>Anon shot Elusive a questioning look
"Rough Diamond?"
>Elusive wiggled his hips, causing his slowly erecting member to bobble once more
>He elicited a throaty giggle
>"Though you may want to start sooner rather than later or this gem will be *hard* to work with."
>Anon exhaled contemptibly and retrieved the ladle filled with fresh oil
>He drizzled a bit more onto Elusive's chest and down onto the belly around 'Rough Diamond'
>Anon sneered in disbelief that Elusive actually named his dick, but then this is Elusive after all
>He put the ladle back and placed his hands into the matted oily fur on Elusive's chest, returning to the massage
>The stallion gave a contented sigh
>Anon's fingers pressed into the muscle and he could feel Elusive's elevated heartbeat in a rhythmic crescendo
>He chanced a look down at the stallionhood and noticed it was now fully erect and pulsing softly to the same beat, the head already slightly flared and steadily growing with every pump of blood
>It bobbed up suddenly
>"Ooh, I think he's happy that you're admiring him~"
>Anon's gaze shot back toward Elusive's face
>Elusive stared back with heavily lidded eyes and a lewd smirk
>"Hmhmm, you might want to continue before the hot oil gets cold..."
>Anon grimaced before proceeding, clawing his fingers to scratch the oil gently into the sides of Elusive's chest and down toward his belly
>"Ah ah, you may not want to tickle me this time. An appendage of my own might react to the stimulation~"
>Anon rolled what is presumably his eyes and quickly rubbed over the stallion's stomach making sure to avoid the *still* erect horsedick
>He reached the inner thighs and Elusive's hips bucked up slightly
>His erection twitched and dripped a thin stream of pre
>Elusive blushed
>"Oh my, terribly sorry. A bit sensitive there."

>>28085419
since theyer not literally insects that live by earth laws, yes, its a headcanon.
even spike calls the changeling a he.

>>28085455
>even spike calls the changeling a he.
not doubting you, but citation please?

>>28085464
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVwyrK6pA0I

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>>28033354
No

>>28085481
Op forgot to mention that you get 63'd as well, so you could still do it without being a faggot you faggot

Would you do a 63'd version of your waifu to break the 63ing curse on them?

>>28085447
Neat, I can't wait for your next post a couple days from now.

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>>28085447
>Anon steps back again
"Ok, well I'm done. Run along and have fun with the rest of your spa 'treatment'"
>Elusive's head snaps up
>"That's it? What about my happy ending?"
>Anon's face falls
"Happy ending?"
>"Yes, the one that I ordered. Don't tell me you forgot my order."
>Anon grabbed the appointment sheet and quickly scanned it
"Y-you didn't order any-"
>"How am I supposed to enjoy a relaxing spa day without my happy ending, sweetie?"
>Anon's eyes stopped on the last item of the spa day preparations
>It read 'Happy Ending'
"Oh shit..."
>"Mhmm. Now if you don't mind, I would like to receive my due service. I did pay, after all."
>Elusive nuzzled back into a relaxed laying position
>Anon gulped
>If he didn't go through with this, he'd surely be out of a job
"Ok."
>He dipped his hands right into the oil in the warming bowl
>He withdrew them, shaking the excess back into the bowl
>He stepped forward and leaned slightly over Elusive's prone form
>Moving carefully, he placed his slick oiled hands around Elusive's erect shaft and squeezed gently
>Elusive's eyes shot wide open and his face snapped down with an incredulous, but not unaroused, look
>The stallion's face was beet red as Anon glided both hands up the shaft hitting the head
>"Ahh~ Anon, wh- uhh~"
>Elusive shut his eyes tight and bit his lower lip, leaning back in complete bliss
>His hips raised toward Anon's grasping fingers, urging them back down his teased shaft
>Anon complied, slowly massaging back down
>He reached the sheathe and tickled through the folds of loose skin
>"Mmm~"
>Anon's hands reached Elusive's testes and encircled each, cupping them at the bottom and weighing them
>Elusive's member twitched again, shooting a thicker bit of pre across his chest
>Anon's hands met back at the center of the shaft
>He began massaging in a vigorous alternating pattern along the sides
>"A-Anon, I'm gonna- ahn"
>Elusive's hips jolted upward once more, his erection pumping thick ropey strands of semen out

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>>28085734
>"Hah- Hah- Well, that... uh, that was certainly something. Thanks?"
>Elusive laid there in afterglow, breathing rather raggedly
>"So, uhm, how about that happy ending now?"
>Anon gaped at the sexually pleased stallion
"I just- that was- you had-"
>"Sentences, darling~"
>Elusive stuck his tongue out and Anon glared at him
"You just had your happy ending. Fuck off and never talk about this to anyone."
>Elusive stared at him in confusion
>"That? That was not the happy ending of a comforting boop I signed up for."
"A what?"
>"A boop, deary, you're supposed to boop my snoot so I feel safe and relaxed in the environment. It gives us ponies feelings of familiarity, as you may know-"
"Whoa whoa whoa, so I was just supposed to boop you? What the fuck, you could have told me that before I started rubbing your dick, you faggot!"
>Elusive harrumphed
>"Oh my apologies, I wasn't aware an employee of the spa was so ignorant about its procedures! Besides, you were pretty quick to get to the 'tugging' there so I'm not sure you weren't as unwilling as you're putting on."
"Ah- Bk- Tsh- pbt- cha-"
>"I'm sorry, I don't speak zebra."
>Anon glared at the flamboyant stallion, who giggled at the humans discomfort
>"Now if you'll please give me the happy ending I payed for so I can finish my appointment..."
>Begrudgingly, Anon stuck a finger out and booped Elusive's snout perhaps a little harder than he would have had he known about this much earlier
>Elusive didn't seem to mind, having closed his eyes and tittered at the touch
>Anon pulled his finger away and Elusive sighed in relief
>"Ahh, much comfort. Thank you Anonymous. I'm sorry for any misunderstanding you may have had."
>He offered an apologetic beaming smile
>Anon loosened up slightly, but jerked his thumb toward the door
"Alright, alright, git outta here and finish your spa day. I gotta clean up before the next customer."
>"Oh, AJ? I'm sure he'll love your tender hands~"

The end

>>28085846
It was good.

>>28033354
Fuuuuuck that. Call me a faggot but I don't like dick.

>>28086895
faggot

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>>28085846

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Repostan like a faggot

>Be Stallion!Anon.
>You've been working at Sugarcube Corner for a couple of weeks now.
>You notice that pink stallion has been giving you an awful lot of attention since you started.
>You don't think much of it, as you've come to find out he's friendly to every pony around town.
>It was another late shift, you had just finished cleaning the oven and were about to head out into the night.
>A familiar voice rings out from upstairs.
>"Oh Nonny, I could really use your help with something!"
>Damn, you just got off work you think to yourself.
>Well, he has been the friendliest pony since you moved to Ponyville.
>Might as well return the favor.
>You trot up the staircase to where you believed his room was.
>Sure enough, the door had an engraving of a heart on it.
>You knocked politely.
>"No need for silly formalities, come on in!"
>Entering the room, you notice Bubble Berry rummaging about in his closet.
"You... needed me?"
>You heard a stifled titter as Bubble points back without looking.
>"Over by the bed. I think something fell on the floor."
>Suspicious, you walked over and bent down to investigate.
"Bubble, I don't see anythi-"
>Your statement was interrupted as you felt a pair of hooves wrap around your waist.
>A chill rolled along your spine as you gazed back behind you.
>Confused dread flashes in your mind as you took sight of the party pony readying to mount you.
>"Oh silly me! You're still standing!"
>He giggled with a hungry look.
>He was sporting a rather large erection.

>>28090078
>Bubble Berry lines up his fully aroused stallionhood with your quivering anus.
"B-Bubble, what're you doing?"
>Your voice cracks nervously given the unexpected situation.
>"Oh Nonny, don't you worry your handsome head one bit," he assures.
>He rubs a hoof down along the soft fur of your tummy before grazing along your sheath.
>The motion tingles along your skin as you feel pressure build in your loins.
>"I'll be sure to go slow and gentle... at first."
>With that, you feel him push slightly at your puckered ponut with his member.
>You feel the pulsing blood of the head of his shaft as it begs for entry.
>You hadn't the capacity to comprehend the situation, but your body made the decision for you.
>Seemingly subconsciously, the muscles of your rump relaxed as your formerly-forbidden hole loosened to allow this meaty visitor inside.
>Bubble's head squeezed through your still-tight tailhole, and you let out a soft gasp in sharp pain... but slight pleasure.

>>28090100
>Bubble continued stroking along your erection as he slowly plunged deeper into you.
>His hips bumped gently into your rump as he rooted himself completely.
>He stood still in that pose as his hoof continued massaging your shaft and his testes swayed, softly grazing yours.
>You felt the stimulation continue to build as Bubble used his other hoof to turn your face toward him.
>"You're doing great champ," he whispered "just a little longer."
>A protest to an early end was about to escape your lips until Bubble leaned forward and locked it in with his own.
>He kissed you passionately and for a moment you were stunned.
>Then you came to your senses and eagerly returned the favor.
>Bubble began giggling throatily as you massaged his tongue with your own.
>He broke away from the kiss with a wide grin, leaving your mouth agape once again but with a string of saliva rolling down your chin.
>"I'm glad you're enjoying this Tiger," he teased, "because now comes the fun part."
>Your eyes widened as he pulled out.
>His pace was only slightly faster than when he entered you.
>You felt his shaft smoothly glide back out of your ponut, he stopped just before the head plopped out.
>"Brace yourself: I'm comin' in hot!" he gleefully exclaimed.
>He thrust hard, immediately rehilting his stallionhood into your previously virgin anus.
>A sharp dance of pain and pleasure jolted through your body as your head snapped forward with a loud gasp.
>Bubble's testes knocked against yours as the rippling motion of his thrust pulsed along your full member.

>>28090114
>You didn't have time to fully register the impact before Bubble was already pulling back for another push.
>He reached the apex once more and spared no moment before diving forward again.
>His length slid between the soft flesh of your ponut, friction building a warm sensation that tingled along your own shaft and pooled at the tip.
>You felt hot precum dribbling from your member as the head began to flare.
>Bubble buried himself inside you, his own member starting to flare.
>He took notice of your impending climax and gasped.
>"Shouldn't let party juice go to waste!" he stated, as he bent at the waste and contorted his body oddly.
"B-Bubble, how'd you-"
>Your words drifted away as you felt his wet lips wrap around your flared head.
"Ahh..."
>The thought left your mind as Bubble began suckling, licking his tounge along the hole.
>Your mind was awash in ecstasy as Bubble's buried erection twitched and pulsed inside you.
>A hot, sticky liquid began filling your inside as Bubble reached orgasm.
>A moment passed in silence.
>
>"Awe yew guhnna cowm yehc?" Bubble asked impatiently, mouth still full of your flesh.
>The vibration tickled enough to set you off.
>A wave of buzzing sensation flooded through your body and built up at the point inside Bubble's mouth before erupting explosively.
>Bubble's cheeks ballooned before he started sucking to keep pace with your pumping ejaculate.
>The twitching in your groin died down and Bubble pulled free giggling, a strand of your semen dripping from his mouth.
>"Haha, did you see my face Nonny?! I bet it looked hilarious!" he smiled jovially.

>>28090120
>Bubble pulls away, his now-limp member plopping out of your worn ponut.
>You turn, and look into his eyes.
"Bubble... that was amaz-"
>He put a hoof to your lips.
>And then he smiles.
>A warmth builds up within you, this time in your chest.
>And then you smile back, wrapping your forelegs around him.
>He nuzzles your cheek and leads you to the bed.
>He lays you down with a kiss on your head, moves to the other side, and lays next to you.
>Draping a hoof around, he pulls you in close.
>You snuggle into his chest in complete contentedness and drift off to a peaceful slumber in his embrace.

The end

>>28090131
Fuck that was good

>>28091186

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>>28093595
should not want

>>28091186

>>28093946

>>28094335

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>his Cutie Mark is telling him to buck some apples
>he accidentally rams his balls into the tree

>>28094828
So apples still got bucked

>>28094828
>his Cutie Mark is telling him to buck some Big Macareina

>>28083219
Correct.

>>28050328
idk the one from the pic looks like a fucking 12 year old.

>>28070983
feminine penis anon.

if i was also r63'd, absolutley 100% if not i would have stupid sexy thoughts but never actually be able to go through with it. im too hardwired for not faggot

>>28096725
>if not i would have stupid sexy thoughts but never actually be able to go through with it.
You wouldn't be able to resist forever.

>>28084354
Self-lubing anus. That sounds way more hotter then it should.