You're standing in line at Canterlot Bank when this mare

>>28001578
grab her dick.

>>28001578
Slap her ass and say "it's in my pants."

I fucking love this artist.

>>28001578
RAPE IN PROGRESS

>>28001578
Remind her that this isn't a vidya, and in reality thermal lances are a really fucking bad idea for cracking into bank vaults. You either fry anything exposed with the jet of burning fucking iron, or you hit a wall too thick to tunnel through.

>>28001578
Tell her, "Don't act lewd."

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>>28001607

Since I'm a boring, law abiding citizen, I'd make a citizens arrest for conspiracy and probably an unlicensed firearm.

>>28001578
>pull mask down over her eyes
>yank her hind legs off the ground by the tail
>rape

>>28001650
>>28001620
>>28001607
You guys see that thing shes hovering? Its a gun. It kills. Your rape will not be successful.

>>28001663
>implying guns kill people
get out of her you hillary supporter.

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>>28001663
>Implying /mlp/ makes sense
RAPE

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>>28001663
>Implying I don't have a bullet proof anti-magic music box with me.
Yeah I'm a masked man, but I'm not on her side. How can you pull that trigger if your magic can't work?

GOAT:

>Code Silver
>Gun Metal Grey 2015
>Full Force Forward
>The Gauntlet
>Calling All Units
>Fuse Box
>Razormind
>Tick Tock
>Ho Ho Ho
>Armed to the Teeth
>Utter Chaos

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>>28001578
Grab something else instead, then toss it to her

>>28001709
Before I clicked on the pic, he looked like an officers from half life 2, I almost heard in my head "Pick up that can" phrase.

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>>28001663
>Shooting civilians.

>>28002524
I THOUGHT YOU WERE PROFESSIONAL

THIS ISN'T PROFESSIONAL

>>28001709
>I'm a masked man
YOU HAD THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO BANEPOST AND YOU FUCKING BLEW IT
YOU DISAPPOINT KEK
GET OUT

>>28001663
IT WOULD BE EXTREMELY PAINFUL...

>>28003203
YOU'RE A BIG GUY

>>28001631
Suuuure you would.

If I wasn't shit at writing proper stories, I'd write one about Twilight and her crew robbing a bank in The Heat style all professional like. Anyone else wanna pick up on the prompt or should I give it a shot?

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>>28003534
Do it

>>28001578
>>28003534
"This is it team, the moment of truth. You ready?"
>"Yeah."
>"Yes Ma'am."
>"Mmhmm."
"Alright, final checks. Everything good? Equipment?"
>"Check."
"Supplies?"
>"Check."
"Are your time casting devices synced at 13:00?"
>"No"
"Alright, watches are a go... 3... 2...1... Sync."
>"Sync!"
>"Sync!"
>"Sync."
"Alright, that settles it."
"Remember, Team Alpha checks the perimeter while Team Bravo secures the destination."
"Alpha proceeds after 2, Bravo team breaches fault in once we're in."
"Bravo takes no longer than 30 seconds to breach, anything longer than that and we'll deal with the alarm. Got it?"
>"Yeah, let's do it."
"Quick and clean boys."

This is from Twilight's side, I guess.

>>28003534
>"alright everyone, this is where all of our prep work pays off, is the getaway carriage ready"
>You just silently watch as Twilight runs through her checklist, again, and wonder how you got yourself into this life.
>I mean, yeah, you were a criminal before, though not this kind, you mostly stuck to small jobs.
>then again when a fucking princess asks for your help, you don't complain.
>"Hey, pay attention, I don't want any mistakes"
"Yes your highness"
>"Good, the guards are switching, now or never"
>With a bright flash, your boss was gone, and you realized you actually didn't pay any attention to the plan, oh well.
>Not that it mattered, a minute later came another flash, and Twilight Sparkle stood in front of you with 4 duffel bags filled with bits
>"load it up"
>You begin to suspect that she only brings others along because of friendship or something, especially since she always returns the money, instead paying you with her own funds.
>paychecks a paycheck though

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>>28003637
This would be a great story. Is there one already out there or is this as close as we get?

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>>28003713
>Oh, hello, Princess. Playing bank robbers again? Do you need me to open the vault for you?

>>28005261
I have no idea. I just made a prompt assuming that guy I replied to would take it on.

I would go on about it, but it didn't seem like many people were interesting, in fact, as you can see, you're the only reply.

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>>28005307
*teleports behind him*

*unsheathes katana*

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>>28001663

>>28005261
This was made for that dead Ponymom General, before it died. Was just a bump or something, I don't remember anymore, but I don't know of any lengthier stories for Payday ponies.
http://pastebin.com/GSqrKR5H

>>28005307
Kek

>>28005310
By all means, go on if you want to continue. The biggest mistake you can make is stopping just because no one seems interested. Unless you don't want to of course.

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>>28001578
>sets up drill
>its jammed
>fuck

>>28003637
"Alright, Alpha team, secure the flanks."
>Team Alpha rushes towards the building, and checks the surroundings.
>T' goes straight onto the right flank, keeps clear and hits the side of the building.
>F' peeks in the lobby-- her horn lights up red, the tip 4 times-- four guards.
>Her horn light up yellow-- the base once, tip twice-- twelve ponies.
>Her hoof is up-- she waves.
"Alright that's the signal, rush in!"
>You and G' rush through the lobby.
"TEMPORARIUS SOMNO INDUCI!"
>And with a quick flash everyone is asleep
"Alright we have about a minute thirty."
"F', check the nest! Report on request."
"G' Let's get to the vault, I'll prep a concentrated plasma spell, you take care of the Praesidium crystal."
>"On it boss!"
"F', status!"
>"Twelve twigs down, four fags neutralized."
"Alright, I'll need about 20 seconds before I can work on my spell, keep it quiet and shut those doors!"
>"Gotcha!"
>"Crystal is out of the cage. Securing it, magic defense grid should be down."
"Fantastic, this should be easy now."
>After a short bit a time and with some concentration you get the laser working, cutting through the vault doors easy.
>Aaand, *CLANK*
"Goldmine breached!
>"T'! Bring the bags!, I'll get outside!"
>T' comes in with two sets of saddle bags and a duffel.
"I'm extracting already, bring the bags."
>"Alright!"
>Both G' and T' rush in and equip their bags, T' places a set over you.
"Alright boys loot. Fill the bags to the brim, we have about 20 seconds left."
>"Already on it boss."
>You continue to levitate stacks of enchanted Equestrian gold and concentrated bits into your bags.
"Alright c'mon! Let's hurry out before the spell wears off."
>>"On it!"
>You all run for it.
"C'mon F', all clear, we're heading out!"
>"Awesome, with just a few seconds to spare."
>You exit, close the doors and make for the alleys, avoiding all contact with bystanders and police. Heist success, quick and clean.

>>28001663
>ywn be shot by a cute bank robber mare

>Be Anon at the bank, gonna put up some muny
>Mare runs in, starts shooting
>Get hit in the back almost pass out
>She stops and looks at you, says you're cute
>Gives you her number
>"But don't tell the police or anything, okay?"
>Robs the bank and leaves
>Paramedics come in later
>Police ask you, you know nothing
>Years later, you start a family with that bank robbing mare

>>28001578
Report shit threads

KEEP DRILLING YOU PIECE OF SHIT

Bank robber anon story!

>Be anon.
>You decided to rob a gold bank stealthy solo.
>You step inside the side entrance and are blinded by a flash.
>You look around expecting a guard, but instead you see nothing but the regular bank.
>Eh, whatever.
>You wait for a guard to come by on its regular run.
>But no one comes by.
>Huh lazy sob's must have gone on a early brake.
>Oh well easier on you.
>You go through the back door to reach the tellers.
"Everyone ge-.... What the fuck is this! "
>Instead of tellers you find two small pastel horses.
>You look around.
>There ALL pastel horses!
>One of them looks at you and starts to speak.
>"Um, Mister we only accept bits here not... Weird metal tubes. "
>Okay someones fucking with you!
>The cops probably found out about your plan and set this up to fuck with you!
>These are probably robots!
>You walk up to the horse teller and squeeze its cheeks expecting to feel a metal.
>"Oooowww! Stop iiiittt!"
>Instead of cheep fiber and metal, you feel soft fur and pudgy cheeks.
"Ok, what the fuck? "
>"Okaaaay! Well take the pipe just stop squeezing my cheeks! "

I dont know how to continue this, if someone wants to take over they can.

>>28001578
GET THE FUCK UP