You travel to Equestria. You have yourself, the clothes on your

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>>27999636
A good pair of scissors.

>>27999636
An unloaded gun.

>>27999636
Some salt. I am sure that would work perfectly as currency, horses fucking love salt.

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>>27999636

A executor star destroyer.

You never know when you will need one.

Anarchist cookbook.

>>27999636
A dildo.

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>>27999765
Pfft, that thing doesn't even have a crew that can see out of their helmets, let alone a Kyber Crystal Cannon!

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>>27999803
I ain't tryna to go to E-kwestria
Wit no deal. doe.

>>27999636
A device to open a portal back to Earth for a two-way connection.

i bring a phone

gaem time nyiigah

>>27999636
I bring my cat, I guess. Not much else to bring.

My enduro bike. Offroading in Equestria and traveling around sounds like major fun until I run out of fuel.

portal to equestria

I'll bring you___

>>28000919
Chad didn't die for this

>>27999636
three seashells

>>28001061

Elaborate.

>>27999656
They have scissors in Equestria

>>28000977
And dubs, too! Legacy upheld.
Also - toilet paper. Gotta stay practical, folks.

Or harmonica.

>>28001068
Because they are pretty much eternal and will puzzle Twilight. That way humanity (me) will finally get it's answer on how to use them

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A plate of spaghetti

>>28001068
>he doesn't know how to use the three seashells

An older camera, assuming they still shoot film in Equestria.

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>>28001068
>he doesn't know how to use the seashells

>>27999636
History book.

i would become a great author and make bank on my captivating fictional universe, called 'earth'

>>28001111
mom spaghetti?

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>>27999636
An expensive pair of sunglasses

>gotta look fly for muh waifu

>>27999636

Ten thousand tons of antimatter.

The resulting explosion should solve the pony problem once and for all. Aloha snackbar!

Redbull. I wanna see how Pinkie pie would be after it

>>28001068
Demolition man.
>>28001104
http://www.mtv.com/news/1715032/sandra-bullock-demolition-man-seashells/

>>28001121
>>28001131
I can see how that could be confusing.

>>28001596
>spoonfeeding

>>27999636
All the GHB I can carry. Daddy's getting laid tonight.

my computer
i know how to make power and once i show ponies what i have there...

>>27999636
A briefcase filled with the dankest seeds/spores in the world.

I will be the reason drugs will be illegal in Eqiestria.

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>>28001628

My laptop. I have over 100GB of pdfs and images full of information and the battery would last me a while before figuring out how to charge it.

Complete dump of Wikipedia condensed into microfiche

>>28002148
>>28001733
You will not find or create power.
>Muh potato battery
>Muh waifu will charge it

Currently wearing army uniform.
Fuck.

>Inventory
Small ranger medic handbook.
Pen & paper
Hearty boots

Im bringing my acoustic guitar

How long do I have to choose?
Can I look around my room or am I just floating in a void between worlds as long as I decide on a single object?

bringing a VHS tape of MACINTOSH PLUS - リサフランク420 / 現代のコンピュー on a three hour loop, and i will lead the ponies to believe that that the message on the tape is a prophecy, and they will scramble to find the meaning of this thing.

I'll bring a black powder long bore musket.
I can make balls for it, and that last time I checked I knew how to mix black powder.

May not be a classic Boomstick, but it'll work.

>>28002560
couldn't you have something a bit more complex? I haven't tried it myself, but I don't think making casings would be too difficult.

>>28002571
you can't bring bullets, maybe you could load the clip and that would work?

My Mjölner pendant, I need one connection to my previous life which has meaning.

>>28002642
Equestria is gonna cuck you so hard.

Nice taste though.

a spork

Then I can be rich and it will be one step towards making Equestria capitalist.

ill bring a dildo with no batteries

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Bring a sword. Not just any sword, a fucking god sword. Fucking AGS spec niggas who wanna fuck with me. "I'm sorry what was that, princess? This sword was given to me by a fucking God, 'it' outranks your ass."

Ez pz fucking shit up. And spec returns after time, so I can spec niggas for days. Also, AGS has infinite durability, so I'm straight.

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>>27999636

>>28002037
>proud of being cancer

>>28002331
>implying
maybe you're this stupid. i have enough knowledge to build an actual power plant
...not that ponies don't know about electricity

>>28003852
>not dds++ for maximum edge