>"Rarity, sweetie. I'm so proud you're getting

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>>27994732
>town bike
>my waifu

>>27994744
>town bike
You just posted her

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>>27994750
Ouch.

>>27994750
rarafags everyone

>>27994766
t. butthurt party slut

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>>27994750
How predictable.
Could you at least say Fluttershy next time?

>>27994750
ponkfags on suicide watch

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>>27994750
Good thing I'm a Dashfag, then.

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>>27994732
1. We don't know she has a family
2. My parents probably didn't come with me

:^)

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>>27994773
I will actually fight you.

>>27994732
Batman in equestria, what happens then?

>>27994769
Actually, Pinkie would be completely unbearable in the bed, so its likely she isn't the town bike

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>>27994789
"Heehee, it's so tiny! No no, that won't fit in THERE, silly! It's not big enough!"

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>>27994782
Fight me then.
Ponk and Flutters are my fav pones, but I prefer drama and chaos better.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-b-7tP7IW5Q

>>27994800
She'd be unbearable because pinkie is an autistic sperg who wouldn't take sex seriously

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>>27994782
Fucking adorable

Saved!

>>27994808
Where do you want to meet?
We'll stream it.

>>27994910
Thank this guy.
>>27989555

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>>27994949
Doubt you live in mexico anyways. And I am not gonna spend the money to travel to you just to beat your ass.

>>27994967
But anon, he said he could fuck your waifu better than you.

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>>27994967
Dude no way.
I'm not even kidding, I'm going down there next month.
What state fucc boi?

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>>27994978
Having lots if problems with my fucking connection right now.
>Implying you will even come

>>27994732
>"HEY DAD I MARRIED THAT PONY I TOLD YOU ABOUT."
>"GREAT, MY GRANDKIDS ARE GOING TO BE HORSES. I'M SO PROUD."
>"Love you too, Dad."

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>>27995026
Bet.
>Monterrey and then maybe Guanajuato
How 'bout you?

>>27995063
DF.
And like I said,I won't travel to you.
Tbh, I am a retard fighting anyways and you would kick my ass easily, unless you are a fat manchild too Then it will be such an autism spectacle.

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>>27995101
Oh hell, I'm not getting shot.
No I'm not fat but I'm pretty small, though I'm not out of shape.
It would probably go either way.
Puto, te conosco. Eres el wey que quiere ahorcar Fluttershy.

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>>27995177
Don't speak in spanish, because they will nuke us out.
And yes, you are right.
I just look out to sir up trouble for my own amusement.

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>>27994732
>What an odd predicament you've found yourself in.
>I mean at first it seemed like a good idea.
>Marry the town bike and get a very none suspicious ticket to Canterlot.
>At least that's what the folks down at Washington told you.
>Get in and get out as quickly as possible.
>Still it'd be much easier to just nab Blue Blood and nope the fuck out of this white man's Africa of a country.
>But orders are orders, have an alibi, pretend to be from Iraq, kidnap Blue Blood and make it look radical Islam did it.
>And now you sit there, on this tiny little chair inside this stupid book horses mini castle. Scratching your head as to how you can come up with decoy parents on such short notice.
"But Twilight....you don't understand, my parents are dead."
>"They don't have to be."
>Twilight says as she rummages through a chest in the other room.
"What's that supposed mean? You can't raise the dead....can you?"
>She re-enters the room at last, wearing, in only what can be described as a black table cloth with holes in it.
>"TADA!"
>You're speechless
>"A little spray on hair dye and some contact lenses and no one will know the difference"
"I-I don't know what to say this...you don't even look human.."
>"Anon....these ponies aren't gonna even tell the difference. Look I've been ruling over these backwards idiots for years, hell they believed Celestia and Luna controlled the moon and the sun for hundreds of years, they even believed that friendship had some magical power, I did too until you and Washington ripped that band-aid off."
>You rub your head and think deeply about this...I mean this is so last minute man...
"I don't know Twilight..."
>She takes a seat beside and places her hoof on your back.
>"Anon...trust me...they'll believe anything..."

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>>27995194
I'm fairly certain it was just Spanish threads that were banned.
But yeah.

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>>27995257
If people start posting too much in spanish, then Scruffy nukes the whole thread.
They don't babysit there and delete individual posts.

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>implying anyone related to me by blood deserves to lay eyes on Twiggy Piggy

I am 100% sincere when I say that I would sooner kill them all.

>"Gee Anon, good thing she has a lot of money because you're certainly not going anywhere!"
Biological father.
>"So I guess this mean no grandbabies since she's a equine, huh?"
Biological mom.
>"..."
Stepfather.

And I guess they could mingle with one another if the waifus folks are still alive.

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>>27995360
>Stepfather
Are you sure your not gay?
"No dad...i'm not gay..."
Are you SURE?
Me and your mother would be fine with that...just say the word.