>You are Anon, Equestria's biggest crimelord. >Crime

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2016-07-26 20:34:50 Post No. 27993026
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Anonymous 2016-07-26 20:34:50 Post No. 27993026 [Report]

>You are Anon, Equestria's biggest crimelord.
>Crime isn't as extreme as you might think here though.
>With the most edgy being counterfeiting and union scams, and black-mailing, but the norm being more of a thieves guild / black market type of deal.
>Black mailing is always super petty though, like mayor mare's mane isn't natural, or stupid shit like that.
>You're crew is a contingency of diamond dogs and misfits.
>Not surprisingly, Celestia has grown tired of your shit, mainly because you've c ucked her empire for billions of bits up to this point.
>But she's got no evidence on you personally, so she sends the most unsuspecting person to spy on you that she can think of.
>Your waifu.....

What happens?
Is it business as usual?

Does she find proof you are personally involved?

Do you corrupt her or black-mail her, or do you deal with her?

WHAT HAPPENS?

Anonymous 2016-07-26 20:46:53 Post No.27993082
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tracer isn't in mlp

checkmate faggot

Anonymous 2016-07-26 20:48:41 Post No.27993099
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Anonymous 2016-07-26 20:48:41 Post No.27993099 [Report]

>>27993082
>>>/v/

Anonymous 2016-07-26 21:26:26 Post No.27993347
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Anonymous 2016-07-26 21:26:26 Post No.27993347 [Report]

>>27993026
What happens if Celestia is my waifu?

Anonymous 2016-07-26 21:28:24 Post No.27993360
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Anonymous 2016-07-26 21:28:24 Post No.27993360 [Report]

>>27993347
You can't wiafu a stallion, idiot.

Anonymous 2016-07-26 21:30:15 Post No.27993377
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Anonymous 2016-07-26 21:30:15 Post No.27993377 [Report]

>>27993082
>Shit taste in videogames
>Shit taste in women
>Shit taste in topic of posting

Sounds like
>>>/v/

Anonymous 2016-07-26 21:30:53 Post No.27993382
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>>27993026
Convince her that ~~our cause is righteous~~ and how Celestia is using her as a ~~lapdog~~ and that anyone else who serves under her tyrant rule is a ~~fool~~ and that ~~none may challenge the brotherhood~~ not even Celestia.

Anonymous 2016-07-26 21:34:33 Post No.27993409
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>>27993347
What does happen? You are a crimelord.

Anonymous 2016-07-26 21:53:07 Post No.27993545
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Anonymous 2016-07-26 21:53:07 Post No.27993545 [Report]

>>27993409
I feel like it would be some kind of awkward romance story. She'd eventually resolve she has to take me down anyhow and hope she can teach me right once I'm imprisoned or something.

Though obviously for the sake of the prompt I don't think she's going to be doing any spying.