The only way you could go to equestria and meet your waifu is if you fought other anons from /mlp/.
Essentially, if you loved spitfire, you would have to fight all of the other spitfire fags just to be with her.
Would you do it? Could you do it?
Idk, Gritsaw is a big guy. Do we get any weapons? Like swords and shields? Cause then I might.
>>27989273
nope. completely naked.
>>27989282
Well, like I said, Gritsaw is a big guy. His passion runs pretty deep. He'd be hard af to fight. Tossing chicken all day must build up those muscles.
>>27989254
Could I? Yeah.
Would I? Depends on whether or not I can ever come back from Equestria. If so, definitely. If not, ehhhh.
>>27989254
If I had to, I'd try to hide or escape, wait until the last guys left, and try to sneak attack him.
But realistically speaking, I wouldn't survive.
If I had the choice, I'd say no.
>Could I?
Depends, what's the average Flutterfag like?
Excluding people like FSoY, maybe.
I'm not a big dude, butI'm fast as fuck boyyeee.
>Would I?
Most likely.
I think a better senerio is if all the waifu fags had to woo their respective horse.
>>27989273
I could take that bastard no problem, the fatter the slower. One quick jab in the face and he's done.
>>27989254
Good thing my waifu is a background pony that barely anyone pays attention to.
>>27989343
That guy looks built like a wall. I highly doubt one neck beard punch can take down a man that big.
>>27989400
Whos your waifu anon?
>>27989254
I'm probably the only Blossomforth-fag in all of existence, so yeah i'd do it.
>>27989429
Who?
>>27989433
Bendy poner, season 4
>>27989429
>>27989441
pretty good taste t b h
>>27989254
I want to believe, Anon.
>>27989254
Ya I would.
Could I? Probably?
>>27989428
>6 ft 9
>260 lbs
>MMA god
nice try /fit/ you're not taking my place in equestria.
>>27989538
Yeah, but right when you least expect it, I pull this out of my bare ass.
>>27989552
Well fuck you guys, I thought it was funny.
>>27989254
There's a lot of Rarifags out there.i would fight but I know that I wouldn't make it though. Even with autistic Naruto ninja fighting skills.
>>27989254
>>27989300
Anons in equestrian Hunger Games style event to decide who stays in Equestria and/or gets their waifu greentext when?
>>27989282
>completely naked
So, gay sex?
>>27989778
You know there would be one faggot in the arena trying to get a finger in your hole.
>>27989273
>big guy
4U
>>27989783
>There's going that one anon trying to rape the others
>Other anons follow suit
>Gay orgy
I can smell what the rock is cooking
>>27989538
manlet
>>27989254
Let's do it bitches, I'm fucking ready to get my waifu or die trying.
>>27989538
Holy shit you fucking skeleton
Also assuming we had the same waifu it would come down to who wants it more
>>27989254
i have multiple waifus so i'd win at least half of them
>there's only one other scootafag here
>pretty sure he's a limp wristed fuck boi
I'd slaughter him and wouldn't think twice about it.
>>27990816
Try it nigga
>>27990834
Meet me down the street so we can settle this, shitlord.
>>27989273
he looks like one guy I know
>>27990816
You wanna go m9
I'll fuck you so silly you'll be too tired to fight m83
What if all of /bug/ just claimed a random drone? Because bugpone is bae
What if I just wanted to explore the mlp world and not bother with waifus?
How about a Dayz type thing.
We all spawn in random locations, we could loot, build, and forage but after a certain amount of time, we would have to move towards a center point. After a while the fighting becomes more frequent until it's a 1v1.
>>27989811
>I can smell what the rock is cooking
I'm fucking death
>>27990780
>Would I do it?
Hell yeah
>Would I win?
Realistically, I would get my ass beat by the first guy.
>>27989254
I'd face death for a one in a billion chance at an eternity in equestria
I will literally kill you until you die from it, if you stand in my way.
>>27993903
>kill you until you die
>Fight my fellow applefags
Fuck no.
>>27989254
Just use the mirror pond so that way everybody gets tofight my clone army as I secure my Twilight all to myself
Fucking bring it.
>>27992338
You're grounded.
>>27989254
>I have no waifu
>Watch as anon's Fight each other
>Go get some coffee and cheese Danish
>Come back
>All the anon's are dead or dying
>Their waifu's become mine by default
>All of them
>I now have a pony harem with ponies fighting each other for the alpha mare spot
>>27989486
I don't know if I could fight a fellow Applefag.
>>27993928
>>27994536
It's ok you guys you don't have to fight me. I'll treat her good.
as i expect any of you would do the same
>>27990780
thats not how waifus work... U can only have one or none