I WANT TO FUCK MAPLE FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF THAT

>>27989248
>A FUCKING LEAF

>FUCKING A LEAF

Goddamn leaf ruining everything

Hatless Maple is incredibly lewd

>>27989272
need a pic of her throwing off her hat and screaming im naked

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9FFfuqMWnw
0:21

>>27989260
Canada

>>27989248
Last time someone did that, her sister put him under six feet of dirt
Good luck trying

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>>27990742

>>27990755
I don't get it

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>>27989248
'em marshmallow pancakes man

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so, country ponies thread?

>>27990905
http://pastebin.com/u/Ottoway

Canada is shit and so is your waifu pony.

Why are leafs so angry all the time?

>>27989260
>Underrated post

>>27989248
Aren't there people running amok all over the world except for USA right now? Do they still make fun of guns?
>inb4 children
Everyone. There are some collaterals.

Ponies love guns, given they can carry them. They use it for hunting so they can eat meat, as meat is objectively good for brain developement.

>>27992648
Actually they have found that it wasn't meat what made us grow our brains, it was carbs.
So the same thing that is giving us Alz heimer, is the thing that made us smarter, Sugar.

>>27992648
>>27992940
I thought it was fish?

>>27992961
Fish got a lot of carbs? then why penguins are stupid?

>>27992976
>birds
>primates

>>27992940
>>27992961
>>27992976
No, it's the fatty acids. Read biology. And we don't know a lot about penguins, because we've recently discovered that vampire bats and cockroaches are really altruistic. Really. No joke.

>>27993066
Why the hell does that even matter?
Yes dolphins are smarter than most animals, yet they don't govern the planet.
Goodbye and thanks for all the fish.

>>27993145
anon equated birds and monkey, to which the human species is counted to

>>27993171
I am the same idiot anon. I don't understand how birds and humans differ in this.

Superior taste op
I want to fuck maple too.

>>27993180
this I don't know, too, but I know birds can be pretty smart. also, they are two different clades(?) of the animal kingdom.
maybe it's a species thing? I heard what we call vitamins occur naturally in other animals, metabolizing them, and that's why they wouldn't call them vitamins.
ponies are equines, and equines were...?

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>>27991709

>>27989248
>LOOK
>AT
>HER
>BUTT
>LOOK
>AT
>IT

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>>27994429
i rather look at her

>>27994973
butt.

you should really finish your sentences anon.

>>27995044
dubs confirm anon needs to finish his sentences

>>27989248
Canadian pussy.

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Hey Americunts, I recently just visited Maine.

It was pretty nice and I had a good time

t. a leaf

FAGGOT!only a disgusting autist would actually want to have sex with a horse!

>>27989248
>After fucking her she apologizes.

>>27996580
>Maine
You basically never left Canada

>>27994973
this artist needs to work on fundamentals.

>>27996780
(You)

>>27989248
Naw boy you gotta dip it in maple syrup and then lick it clean

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>>27989248
Except every pony has that ass, fucktard

>>27996580
If you go to the north of US, it doesn't count

>>27989248
IWTCIM

>>27996580
is it true you sweat at 10°C?

>>28000713
No.

It's 30°C out right now and it's shittily hot.

>>27996829
This happened to me but she was from new Zealand

>>28000893
i'm 100% sure this happened. yup 100%

>>28000859
>30
I get 38 here, no fans or coolers. You would die.

>>28001502
I don't doubt it.

Still, I'll take the heat over the cold any day. I fucking hate the winters here.

>>28001513
>taking heat over cold
its much easier to get warm than it is to cool down. worst case scenario im wearing a coat at my pc, maybe a blanket, but in the heat i can sit here in the nude and still be dying.

>>28001544
I just hate the feeling of being cold more than anything.

Being out in the field, feeling like I'll freeze to death if I fall asleep, IF I can fall asleep, is the worst feeling ever.

>>28001682
skeleton?

>>27989248
Nation pony thread?

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OP here. I just woke up extremely hungover. I made this thread monday night because I was supposed to see a friend who I thought we were more than just friends. Apparently they moved in with a BF and I got cucked hard. So I downed half a litre of vodka in the span of a couple hours and was horny as fuck and extremely pent up because I hadn't fapped for like 2 weeks in preparation for this night. I vaguely remember opening my Maple+Amber folder and selecting that image, then fapping with the force of a thousand suns as I wrote my post.

thanks for reading

>>28002360
No, I'm about 185.

>>28003262
You are a faggot. I hope you know that.

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>>27992137
Inferiority complex

>>27992137
They can't do their favourite hobby, shooting up schools.

>>28003803
To be fair, we legitimately have reasons to be angry and bitter about being inferior.

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>>28003262
well, at least you could fap to north pancake booty
she is really sexy, ad sorry your dreams were crushed, but hey: you are alive after drinking half-bottle of vodka.
your slav ways will give you strenght

>>28003955
>Encouraging somebody that wants to fuck 3dpd
He deserves it completely. 3dpd suck. The only thing they are good for is taking care of you when you are old.

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Oh Celeez, here we go again wit da whining. You Canucks sure like ta belch and moan about tha cold, tha unemployment and those ponies south a da border.

I'm just surprised that US pony and Canada pony are not identical twins.

>>28004080
excellent post. please make more like it

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>>28004092
well, they are twins, but you know how it's genetics

>>28004240
theyre not twins. amber is maples older sister.

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the only thing that would make this p0ner truly complete is if she wore a Twins cap on everywhere she went.

>>28004267
are you a minnesoter?

Post more country pones.

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Let's not let this thread die yet, eh?

>somebody tells me Canada and the US are almost identical
>every American that comes up to visit me here is always complaining Canada is all fucked up and weird

????

>>28006417
>everyone tells me Canadians are nice
>are either complete cuckolds or relentlessly complain about Americans more than they complain about us Mexicans

????

>>28006417
How? Canada is america. Just change the latinos with frenchies, the skybuildings with giant trees, and beer with maple syrup.
Also, just expect nice cinnamon buns most of the time who always say "sorreh" or just "eh", instead of good guys saying "fuck", "yeah" or "whatever"

>>28006447
I'M NOT YOUR BUDDEH GEH

>>28006469
I'M NOT YOUR GUY, FRIEND

>>28006646
I NO YOUR FREN, ESE

>>28006652
I'M NO ESE, COMPADRE

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I for one think
>LEAF
is pretty cool.
I'd take it over Argentina any day.

>>28006748
You're alright, compadre.

Just don't get beheaded by those wacky cartels.

>>28008068
forced meme dead meme