>even if you go to equestria you will never get to experience

>>27988494
magic.

>>27988497
its not the same
>will never get to be one of the girls
>will never be a guest to one of pinkies partys
>will never do cute pony things
>will never get feelings for one of my friends
>will never hang out with fluttershy and rarity
living hurts

>>27988950
they totally fuck each other

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>>27988526
But anon, if you fulfill your quota, He can give you anything you want.
He is the almighty, and He makes the rules.
Unlike Satan, He can do anything and everything.

>>27989958
>quota
Wut

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>>27990130
Everybody has to complete a mission, find their destiny and then follow the way they are meant to.
If you successfully complete these things, He will give you everything you ask for.

>>27990130
The great lord smooze!

>>27990140
So you had a crazy moment and now God's giving you missions? It's like the TV-Y version of The Frailty

>>27990196
Actually not. I have already completed mine, now He is taking care of me.
Money appears at random, it is a miracle. I get on time to everything, I always kow what to do, I always get on time, I never have to worry about anything anymore. It is like putting the easy mode on. I think I am still here if only to testify that there is another plane, the real thing. And the chosen are waiting there. It is up to you all to listen to me and believe or not. Whatever you do, I wish you luck.

>>27990207
k

>>27990207
I want to bee live
But there was nothing about a quota in that screen cap

>>27990207
I don't think what you have is "God's blessing", but "white privilege".