For some reason, the ponies keep sniffing you. Even if you push

Let them.

>>27986941
Sweat.

Direct their noses to my dick area.

>>27986949
First answer best answer

>>27986941
>ponies keep sniffing you
I don't see the problem.

Sometimes I even sniff myself.

>>27986941
Make like Herman Cain and shove their heads into my crotch.

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>>27986941
>twilight please stop I can't see

>>27986978
My nigga.
I rub my fingers in my crotch and dick and sniff it. I like it.

>>27986941
Visit the doctor the next day for two strained index fingers. The only way to combat pony sniffs is to boop the snootles.

>>27986941
I sniff them back. I bury my nose deep into the warmest part of their neck and inhale their pony essence.

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>>27986941
push harder. if you give pressure and a horse doesn't yeild that means you aren't giving enough pressure

>>27987064
my african slave comrade

>>27987064
>Pone drops limp, color drained out of their fur.
>Anon has no clue what the fuck just happened.
>Another pone walks up and sniffs his skin.
>He repeats what he did with previous pone.
>This one drops limp too, color also gone out of their fur.
>Anon discovers that he can kill any pone he wants by just sniffing them.

>>27987082
THE DNA OF THE SOUL

>>27986941
Crawl into their nose hole.
Then they'll go back to their homes, and then I can surprise them in their sleep with >rape

Sniff back

>>27987152
What part of the pone would you sniff the most?

>>27987346
Clearly he said "sniff back"

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They're not cop horses are they.

>>27986941
Sniff her back in the horse pussy.

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>>27987092
>tfw he realizes all the ponies that came before weren't trying to be cute
>they were trying to kill him

>>27986941

kick pone in nose

Wait for them all to get really close and rip a fart.

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>>27988160
NO

>>27986941
Question them about it.

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Ponies might like what they smell.

>>27988343
>kicks the pony in the nose

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>>27986998
Dude it's weird but I have several people who have confirmed my junk has a definite apricot smell.

>>27987152
This.
My dog sniffed my face every morning to wake me up/annoy me
One day I got tired of his shit, and I aggressively and invasively sniffed all his face and body, pushing him away from his bed with my head
He looked at me with a 'What the fuck are you doing, Human' look, in which I replied out-loud 'Yeah you don't like it when it's done to you, isn't it?'
Since that day, he no longer sniffs my face when I'm asleep

I know I just sounded like an autist, but hey, I needed to teach my pupper a lesson.

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>>27988918
he probably was wierded the fuck out that you where making heavy eye contact with him while you where doing it. Eye contact for dogs can be seen as aggressive behavior.

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>>27989000
nice digits

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>>27988879
>Pony enrages

>>27989000
Oh, that's a good one too

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>>27987350
underrated post

>>27986966
Dubs and underrated.

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>>27989562
>that pic

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Pone just sniffed your diry socks and underwear.

She now wants that shirt you're wearing.

Wat do?

>>27988172
Had a chuckle mate.

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>>27989673
Well, I don't know much, but I do know that if you give a pone your shirt, she'll want your pants next.

>>27986941
>Not sniffing your waifu's perfect mane

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>>27990702
You said it.

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>>27990674
If you give a pone your pants, she'll want to wear them.

>>27989673
but I am naked, you silly

>>27989673
Thank god

>>27986941
Wash, you filthy nigger

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>>27990933
If you give a pone your pants, she'll get them all sweaty.

>>27993909
as if thats a bad thing

>>27993909
If a pone gets your pants sweaty, she'll realize her fluids have mixed with yours.

Is this like "if you give a mouse a cookie"?

>>27986941
They just want the candy bar in your pocket.

>>27986966
Dont forget the peanut butter

>>27993909

I would
1: give her my pants
2: make her get as sweaty as possible
3: Happily pin her down and proceed to slowly and very erotically lick every last drop of sweat from her sweet, sweet body, slowly working my way to her crotch.

By the time I was done she would be gasping in weak, trembling ecstasy!

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>>27994809
If a pone realizes her fluids have mixed with yours, she'll want to do lewd things.

>>27994945
if you do lewd things with the pone she'll want towels to clean the fluids