>no it's not a prank this time anon,I really want

>>27971685
i never ask if this was a prank. I said I can smell your stank.

take a fucking shower and wash your cunt

>>27971685
>sure let me get my butt lube
>for your enormous penis
>gettin' me the rainbow dick

>>27971685
The real prank here is me saying 'yes'.

>>27971685
You said that the last time.
And the time before that.
And before that.
And before that...

So you know what? That must mean you mean it this time, alright I'll meet you at 8:00.

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"Hah, yeah okay Dash" you grin, waving your hand at the mare dismissively
>She frowns
>"What, no Anon I'm serious!"
"Okay buddy, okay" you drawl, rolling your eyes
>She'd played this joke so many times on you now
>Still you had to give her credit, this time she'd really gone all out
>Dinner, a show, moonlit walk through Ponyville
>She sold the part well too; stumbling over her words and blushing the entire night
>Of course you could appreciate any good joke and so let her play her part and snuggle up next to you as the two of your stargazed from the park bench
>But now it seemed she'd finally reached the end of her joke
>"Anon, I..." she seems at a loss for words
>She couldn't believe it
>You thought this, all of this, was a joke?
>"Anon I'm really being serious this time" she squeaks
>You crease your forehead and express concern
"Dash" you murmur, leaning your head down towards hers
>"Y-Yeah?" she asks, her breath quickening
>You place a hand around the nape of her neck and pull her closer
>She closes her eyes and purses her lips
>"You've got a bit behind your ear" you whisper and pull back to show her the coin you'd conjured up
>You laugh uproariously as Rainbow Dash begins to shiver and her chest heaves
>"Anon..." she whispers shakily seems to be choking back tears
>God damn, she was really good at this acting thing
"Welp, nice night buddy, catch you around" you say, waving at your friend before beginning the walk back home
"Cool mare" you think to yourself "How does she not have a coltfriend?"

>>27972757
Oh shit, Dash. You done goofed.

>>27972757
lol what a dumb cunt

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>>27971685
DZOH NDTQ KNUP PKCP TNVR QYIH SGDL

>>27972757
>"Serves her right for pranking me the first time around."
>"Stupid cunt."

>>27974491
Is this in some kind of code? Or is it just gibberish?

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>>27974491
>>27974967
If you read every 2nd letter then "DONT" comes out.
but..... its not working after that.

>>27971685
Fool me 69 times, shame on you. Fool me 70 times or more, shame on me.

should i repost?

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>>27974967
>>27974984

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>>27974491
>>27975117
>IWAN TTOC OMEI NSID ERAI NBOW DASH

>>27972757
get rekd rainbow trash what a cunt lmao

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>>27974491
It's a cipher, we must decode it!

>>27972757
I miss the rainbro threads

>>27971685
I still think you are lying

>>27972757

>>27972757
I need more of this

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>>27972757
>"I-I-I really thought he knew I was being serious" sobs Rainbow Dash before pressing her head to the arm of your sofa and adding another layer of tears to it
>You are Rarity
"Hmm?" you ask tactily, turning from your breakfast and to your friend
"Oh, Dash, dear. Terribly sorry, I wasn't paying attention" you say, only half regretfully
"One can only hear another pony crying for so long" you deadpan
>You chew thoughtfully on your toast
>Perhaps you were being unfair on the mare
>She was hurt after all, and you were flattered that she chose you of all ponies to pour her heart out to
>But who'd have thought she'd spend the night here, and crying the entire time no less!?
>You rub at your eyes tiredly and silently thank the miracle that was foundation in hiding one's outwards flaws
>You see Dash loudly blow her nose into a stray piece of fabric and wince
>If only it could do something about one's internal flaws too
>Still, you could work on that later
>For now you just needed to get her to stop crying
"Rainbow, I don't suppose you'd like some breakfast?" you call to her from the kitchen
>The sobs recede, slightly and a forlorn but hungry Rainbow appears, albeit reluctantly, at the doorway
>You smile cheerfully at her
"We're offering a wide selection of delicacies at Cafe Rarity this morning" you chirp
"Oatmeal, toast, rais-"
>"Toast?" she interrupts and her eyes water anew
>"Anon likes toast!" she cries and erupts into tears again
"Oh dear Celestia" you groan in resignation and drop your head onto your plate

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>>27977716
thats what I call entertainment.

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>>27977716
>WATER?!?!?
>"ANON LIKES WATER WAAAAA!!!"

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>>27977880
Oxygen??
Anon consumes oxygen!

poor oxygeeeeeeeeeen

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>>27977716
>You see Dash loudly blow her nose into a stray piece of fabric and wince
>If only it could do something about one's internal flaws too

dead

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>>27977922
Dubs?
Anon always talked about getting dubs

But you're a horse. This won't work out.

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**anon feels so happy about it that he begins to cry blood**

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>>27977716
>You hear a knock at the door and you eagerly dart towards it
>Anything to get away from the mare now angrily acting out the events of last night with her food
>Still, at least she wasn't crying anymore
>Taking a deep breath, you open the door
>Before you stands your friend - Fluttershy
>"Good morning Rarity" she greets you airily "Are you ready for our spa date? It's like a play date except we're no longer fillies and the inevitability of our age is gradually catching up to us"
>A shiver runs up your spine
>Of course every mare knew it, but she didn't have to SAY it

>Wait a minute, did she say 'date'? You hope Rainbow Dash didn't-
>"DATE?" comes the roar from your kitchen and you wince
>"Oh dear" squeaks Fluttershy, hiding behind her mane "That sounds like Rainbow. Is she alright"
>You smile unsurely
>"Of course" you say, a little too eagerly "She's just a little upset is all"
>You both wince as another crash comes from the kitchen
>"A-A little?"
"Well at least a little" you admit before pushing your friend into your home
"She'll be very eager to see you, dear, in fact-"
>"I think you're the pony she needs to see most right now" you announce, gesturing grandly with your hoof
>"Oh well, I suppose I could, maybe, talk to her?"
"That sounds like a wonderful idea Fluttershy. How very thoughtful of you" you coo before seizing your chance to leave
>Where to?
>Anywhere but here!
>Fluttershy approaches the kitchen before turning around, unsure
>"Rarity are you sure I-?"
>Only a trail of dust remains from your speedy escape
>"Y-You too"

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>>27977954
existing?
Anon likes to exist

>>27978020
No he doesn't.

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>>27978039
....I like to exist.....sometimes.....

>>27978049
We all know that's a lie. If you come here you've obviously given up on life and hate yourself, you are trying to keep yourself from suicide by drowning yourself in memes.

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>>27978065
LIES BASED /FIT/ HAS REMADE ME!!!
I AM A OILILY ONLY SOMETIMES HOMO GOD!
NO HOMO!!
I FUCK BAD BITCHES ON THE NORM GOOD SIR!'
and only sometimes fuck boipussy
BUT USUALLY IT'S BAD BITCHES!

>>27978049
>That image
Oh my god, that made my inner /diy/ laugh so hard

>>27971685
>Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
NICE TRY TOP CUNT

>>27971685
Kicking someone into a storm cloud followed by painful electrocutions isn't a prank.

>>27978086
This.
OATS & SQUATS

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>>27978020
Well...

>>27978049
Kek

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>>27972757
>>27980389
Your wish is granted!

Anon gets what he deserves.

His existence erased slowly by losing his memories, so he doesn't even die who he was, and then his remnant is murdered brutally.

>>27977716
Ever get tired of depictions where the six are crap to each other? I mean, one of the most lovable things about the show is how nice and stuff they are. Having them behave as flanderized asses is kind of old.

We saw Rainbow cry her head off about something dumber than this before (Tank dying) and everyone was super sympathetic. Except Twilight who was like "Yo Tank's not dead yet."

>>27971685
What are you talking about?
You are a horse

>"no it's not a prank this time anon,I really want to go on date with you"
>you hesitate
>you really want to get intimate with her
>you really don't want to look like an idiot
>you look her dead in the eyes, trying to look confident
>you do not
"Hoooow about... we get something from China Palace, and then watch a movie? A-at my place, I mean?"

>she gives you a serious look
>in a matter of seconds it turns into the biggest, loudest, most vile smile you've ever seen in your life
>"Psyyyke, bawaha anon how many more times is this going to work?"

>>27979248
I believe the saying goes, fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, wont get fooled again

>>27978017
More

>>27982178
>Anon then hangs himself.

>>27982178
HAH GOTEEEMMMMM

>>27982178
Get fucked anon

>>27982178
>Anon then becomes a monk
>He spiritually cleanses himself, gaining amazing powers in the process
>Almost as powerful as the princesses, and a skilled combatant, he sits atop a mountain, meditating sometimes for days on end
>Every week, the ponies come to him asking for help to beat the weekly big bad
>He shoos them away, for violence is against his code
>They leave, angered that he never helps them, but also in awe of his determination

>Little do they know, it's all a prank
>Aint liftin a fuckin finger to help them
>Get fucked, ponies

>>27978017
Kekel time
More pls

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>>27971685
>"This isn't a prank, anon!"
>"Please! I really do have feelings for you!"
>She sits there begging for you to go on a date with her.
>Tears are streaming down her face.
>You think she said some other things, but you zoned out.
>All the same stuff, probably.
"I have a surprise for you, Dash. Close your eyes."
>Dash closes her eyes as tears keep streaming down.
>You're probably taking this way too far, but fuck.
>She keeps coming to your door everyday and says the exact same thing.
>All you really want to do is be lazy.
>If you ain't got shit to do, don't do anything.
>You pull out a 9mm.
>Click.
"Hold still..."
>"Can I open my eyes no--"
>BANG
>The bullet goes straight through Rainbow's skull, as blood gushes out like a whale's blowhole.
>The blood stream doesn't stop.
>"AAAAAH" she screams in agony.
>The noise only lasts for a couple more seconds.
>Her body goes limp and slumps down into the puddle of blood and gravel.
>You walk away and hope nobody saw that.

>>27984470
I'm pretty sure if a bullet goes the skull of anything they'd either die right then and there, or go into shock for the few seconds of life they might have left and so probably not scream

>>27984591
i am not a good writefag

>>27984470
>"AAAAAH" she screams in agony.
"TAKE IT EASY! IT'S JUST A PRANK, RAINBRO!"

>>27971685
I want to kindly suck her clitoris

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>>27984646
I want to perform oral actions on Rainbow Dash's everlasting skittle

Could someone give me a link to Rainbro pastebin/s? Mulpwiki has almost none of them.

>>27984470
>9mm

>>27985020
sauce?

>>27985427
I wish I had it. So nice.

>>27971685
Silly Rainbow, I killed myself 3 years ago. The me you see now is just a manifestation of your guilt.

>>27985439
>>27985427
oh there is url on teh image. didn't notice it cause of Dashie's eyes

>>27985450
>"No! That's not true! You're really there!"
"Face it, Rainbow. I no longer exist."

>>27985450
>>27985502
Go on.

>>27985614
Sorry anon, but I'm not >>27985450
Also shit at writing as you can see here >>27984470
Maybe a prompt for any writefriends that want to continue it could be something like the story leading up to Anon's suicide.

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>>27978086
>tfw lifting still doesn't make up for >tfw no gf

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>>27971685
>no it's not a prank this time anon,I really want to go on date with you
"HOLY SHIT A TALKING HORSE!"

>>27982967
>>27981800
If you're gonna kill yourself, at least do it kinky-like so you get some /kicks/ on the way out.

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>>27978086
>go to /r9k/
>thread where robot vows to change
>GONNA LIFT & GET BITCHES, SON
>comes back
>"n-n-n-no one loves me, i'm still an autistic faggot, just stronger and creepier than before."

>>27978017
more pls, this is great

>>27978017
>>"Good morning Rarity" she greets you airily "Are you ready for our spa date? It's like a play date except we're no longer fillies and the inevitability of our age is gradually catching up to us"
ded

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>>27988851
>n-n-n-no one loves me, i'm still an autistic faggot, just stronger and creepier than before."
There's more to a total transformation then lifting weights.

You gotta also read books on how to interact with people properly.

The general consensus though, is that most people are really into themselves....like really into themselves.

If you can have a conversation without saying I or in my opinion, for as long as possible, the other person will like you allot more.

That's because the conversation will be more about them.....this actually works really well.

This is how I got my first GF.....but I wish I could find a friend who wants to know about me sincerely....not just a leading question so that they can talk about themselves more.....people really love to talk about themselves.

Forgot to proof read so I deleted the old one.

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>>27986046
Your not trying hard enough.

>>27988993
>girlfriend
>narcissistic shell of a human that never wants to hear anything about you, only herself
So why is it worth it again? I'd rather be alone to be honest, family.

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>>27989098
Sex, companionship like a dog but you can legally fuck it and get a babe, listening means you get an understanding of who they are you won't be as surprised if you get cucked, you technically become chad as well.
In regards to friends
You get people who can back you up, you'll be guaranteed someone to hangout with, they know shit that can benefit you.
In the event your gf cucks you or you lose interest you've got other women waiting for your buff bod and open ears.

I mean it would be the same story with the ponies.

>Flutterbutter
She'd go on about animals and insecurities, late game she'll talk about how it's been awhile since she's had sex.
>Bookhorse
She probally is a closet rascist, she would be narrowminded and wouldn't want to hear your viewpoint, she'd want to bounce ideas off you allot.
>Rarity
Shit about how she's slept with everyone. How she hates her sister. How she can deepthroat a cucumber

The list goes on famalam everyone is into themselves and wants to hear about themselves.

>>27989164
Though even you are, ya said it yourself.
I'm not damnning you or anything just sayin'.
If only you were ghey, you sound like a cool dude.

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>>27974491

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>>27989188
Maybe your right friend. Maybe it's just the condition of being human.

Why not give it a try though. Sometimes you do have to genuinely respond with an I or in my but the goal is to avoid using it. It takes practice. It helps to be fit too. People like talking to pretty people.

You know it's just really about understanding people's general shallowness.

Why not exploit it mang? Why not get good at it.

>>27989264
Oh yea no i agree. sorry i wasn't the guy you were talkin' too i was just a random throwin' in my two cents is all. Forget me.

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>>27989280
Na man, i won't forget you.... never....
Catch you later friend.

>>27989294
That's a really nice picture and concept execution.

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>>27978017
>You weave to and fro between the crowd of ponies in between you and your goal
>You would have to put a rain check on that spa date with Fluttershy
>Certainly the means in which you... not abandoned let's say, but 'relocated' yourself from her were, admittedly, selfish
>But you just couldn't spend another minute in that house with Rainbow Dash
>You just hoped Fluttershy could handle herself back there
>Temporarily calmed, you speed along towards Twilight's castle
>She would know how to approach the situation
>And of course the decor was just fabulous

>You are Twilight Sparkle
>Tongue jutting out slightly from your mouth, you peruse over your daily list of tasks
>Receive daily, unnecessary apology from Starlight Glimmer?
>Check
>Make and remake bed?
>Check
>Ensure castle is tidy?
>Check
>Grapple with existential dread?
>You frown
"Spike! Did you alter my daily list?" you call
>No answer
"Oh that's right, I added that" you giggle to yourself, the memory returning
>You hear the sound of breaking glass as your eyes shrink to pinpricks and you tick the box multiple times
>You turn as the sharp rapping of hooves come from the other side of the castle door
>Somepony was here
"Coming!" you call, a little too loudly

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>>27978065
>>27978065
I wasn't aware I was in /r/2007scape

>>27989393
>Receive daily, unnecessary apology from Starlight Glimmer?
Kek

>>27985199
http://pastebin.com/u/fitanon

Start here, then Google "Rainbro dash pastebin". There's to much to link individually.

>>27989586
Alright, thanks.

>>27989393
Lovin it mang

Bamp?

>>27989393
Your pones are starting to feel a little unhinged.

>>27984591
Depends on what part of the skull. The brain is weird