> Be Anon, looking after the CMC while the mane six are away.

>>27970059
start a terrible thread on /mlp/

>>27970059
WHO SHIT ON THE COATS?

>>27970059
Are you just hoping for some writefag to start a foalcon green?

>>27970075
No. Foal is not for sexual.

>>27970059
Lesbian sex, and now they're guilty they didn't include me
Cue me licking Apple Bloom's sweet apple horse pussy while Sweetie's marshmallow snatch rides my 7-inch dick and Scootaloo licks my freshly washed anus. All while I sign papers to legally change my name to Chad Thundercock.

>>27970059
They practiced alchemy and made Nyx.

>>27970096
That's definitely a reason to be sad.

>>27970059
They used up all my fucking skub. They know they're gonna get a beating now

>>27970059
Tried to find out what was inside your TV that made it play

And cracked it open

>>27970059
"Let me guess, cutie mark crusader beastiality is best didn't get you your cutie marks did it? Now get in there and clean up your mess and apologize to my dog."

>>27970086
Cut, print and sell that movie to paramount studios!
It's gonna be a hit Anon!
Just...one thing....maybe...you know....might want to include a wakey side kick....now I'm not saying he has to be black, but has to have a negro feel.

And another thing, maybe not chad thunder cock but wong the dong. We don't want to offend anyone with a white male protagonist's.

Also you should consider maybe including a couple of musical numbers, you know, for the kids.

>>27971781
I AM IN THIS FOR THE MONEY, AND THE PUSSY

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>>27971631
Best response in the thread so far, it seems like something they would do.

>>27970059
They should be more worried about what I'm going to do to them when I find out.

>>27970059
Starred in another shit episode.

>>27970059
Found all my pony rape porn.

What's with you guys and making every prompt about them being babysitting?
They're well into puberty by this point and can handle themselves.
Why can't I ever date one of them instead of treating them like an 8-year-old hivemind that can't be separated?
I'm bumping a bad thread so people know how unhappy I am with it.

>>27976029
If they're well into puberty, why are they still depicted as small fillies? Why haven't the production team and storyboard artists updated their models?

>>27976579
There being a "teen" body, separate from fillies or mares wasn't even a thing until that episode about Rarity's new shop in this season. There were two age groups - fillies and mares.
There's no way to really pin-point what age the change would happen, but I'd say 11-14 year olds fit as fillies, still, if that body wasn't a one time thing. We know how 5-year-old fillies look, based on Sweetie's dream episode, and the crusaders weren't anything near that at the start.
With the maturing things they're up to and thinking about, the voice changing, and the simple fact that they have their marks, they're certainly not the dumb little kids they were in season one, anyway. I don't understand how someone could watch their newer episodes and feel like they're supposed to 6-9, still. Considering it all, they have to be 12, at the least, by the time On Your Marks happened.