"I've heard 'she' has nine inches of coc

No one cares about your futa thread

>>27966548
>I remade the same exact thread because the last one was derailed

"Rarity, you have a different nine inch cock between your thighs every day."

>>27966548
>Including Sunset on your list

>"I've heard 'she' has nine inches of cock between those pretty thighs."
>You give Rarity a blank stare of disbelief.
"That's you who keeps spreading that rumor?"
>"It's no rumor, but keep it a secret. She's my friend and I don't want her reputation ruined."
"You're talking about me."
>"Yes, you're my friend."
"No, I mean you're telling me, right now, that I have a nine inch cock between my thighs."
>"Shhh, not so loud, she's coming."
>She looks away for a moment before looking at you once more.
>"Oh hey Sunset, how are you today, mmmmmaaaa'am?"

>>27966594
>Including Sunset on your list

It's more for the idea that the rumor could be about someone else, but the reality is that Sundong is the one who is packing

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>>27966594
>She looks away for a moment before looking at you once more.

>>27966548
"I've heard 'OP' has nine inches of cock between those pimply ass cheeks"

>>27966657

Where else am I going to tuck them?

Get out OP, get out and never return with this futa bullshit.

>>27966594
I got that family guy reference

>>27966666
worthless

>>27966662
Back up your ass

>>27966666

Mediocre.

>>27966666
I didn't make a family guy reference, satan. I don't even watch that show.

>>27966672
Says the guy without quints

>>27966681
Well it happened

>>27966666
Wasted quints

>>27966548
How is it not RD?
Why the fuck is it Fluttershy?

>>27966712
Do tell.

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>>27966548
>>27966594
>Sunset will never plunge her massive leaking horsecock into your virgin anus
Kill me

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>>27966548
>make a shitty futa thread
>get derailed
>make exact same thread next day

>>27966760
Family guy season 4 episode 6

Peter Griffin is mad at Joe's success and it shows just him whispering to someone how much he thinks of him and it turns out to be Joe.
Joe tells Peter that he just whispered that to him and Peter shh's him and says there he is right now, then in a normal voice goes "Joe! There you are!"

>>27966777
What do yo expect from muay thai guy's shimmerfag children.

Checked.

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All these wasted repeating numbers

>>27966800
You know that's a really old gag, right?

>>27966831
Yeah, from family guy 2005

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>>27966838

>>27966849
Not an argument

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>>27966838
>2005 was 20 years ago

>>27966712
>Well it happened
>I don't even watch that show
Illiterate twat, look up the definition of reference.

>>27966908
It happened
Get over it

You stole their joke

>>27966927
Stole this thread twice now. ^:)

>>27966935
Yep :3

>>27966594
kek

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>>27966548

>>27966548
I checked off way more people than I should have.

>>27966594
Rarity is fuckin crazy man

>>27966776
>Sunset is reformed
>Being the good girl is stressful for her
>She takes her frustrations out on your anus every night
>You keep her sane, she keeps you filled

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>>27968564
Hit my fetish right on the dot
I'd happily be a slave to Sunset's cock
Maybe she can make me beg her for it, too

>>27966548
I thought you might've been the same fag that put Nyx in a strawpoll, I was going to vote her.

>>27966548

There is no green, but every girl has a dick. The votes just indicate inches.

>>27966776
>>27968564
>>27968644
>Ah, time to relax.
>After a long day at school, you like a little you time.
>You turn on the radio to your favorite classic rock station.
>Bon Jovi is playing. Nice.
>Your bath is just about ready, so you take off your clothes and dip a toe into the steaming water.
>Once you're all in, you pull out the Monster Trucks and Big Guns magazine hidden behind your toilet so your mommy doesn't find it.
>Everything is all in order.
>"Anon! Open this door!"
>Aw fuck.
>Is it Tuesday already?
"C-coming! One second, Sunset!"
>The door to your bathroom flies open.
>In the doorway stands Sunset Shimmer, the bully turned angel who gives to charity and helps the less fortunate.
"Oh please, come in."
>"I plan to."
>She marches over to the tub and yanks the magazine out of your hand.
>"Are you kidding me? You don't even like trucks. You said they sound scary."
"I like the pictures."
>She huffs and grabs your arm, yanking you out of the tub.
>"Dry off and put the good stuff on. And make it quick."
"Did you have a test today?"
>"Two."
>She gets extra uppity on test days.
>You grab a towel and dry yourself off and grab some lube from your drawer.
>After applying a liberal amount to your emerald anus, Sunset walks over to you, declothed.
>Her pecker stands proudly in the air, practically screaming about all the things it was about to do to you.
>You hand her the bottle.
>"Ah ah. You do it."
>Very well.
>You squirt out a handful and grab her schlong, rubbing the slippery shit around until her cock is all shiny.
>"On the bed. You know how I like it."

>"Yeah! God, fuck you, Rarity! Fucking dress making bitch! Fuck!"
>"Ooooh fucking animal sucking freak! Flutterwhore!"
>"Rainbow Dash more like Rainbow fuck you!"
>She yelled on as she pounded away at your ass.
>Good thing mom isn't home.
>There's a reason Sunset planned her visits the way she did.
>She's a stressed out girl, and she likes to get everything off her chest when she can.

>>27969039
unf
I need more or a full greentext.

>>27969039
This Anon is too beta.

>>27966548
>Unzips dick

>>27966548
But Rarity, you have nine inches of cock between your thighs once every Tuesday.

>>27969767
I like it just fine

>>27969746
This. Someone writefag.

>>27966548
Yeah, she does, mine. Now if you don't mind, I'd like to resume this intercourse.

>>27970930
You ok Anon?

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>>27966666
kek

If the thread is still up tomorrow, I'll get to writing more.

Look who has the most votes.

>>27966548
We know who is packing >>27970943

>>27966548
>>27966594
>Not including Rarity
You fucked up so hard that I'm ashamed of you, as are your parents. We're all very ashamed of you.

>>27969767
>Willing to take it up the ass
>Not beta
Choose one.

>>27974004
How do we know Sunset didn't just break him down over time?

>>27974002

Rarity can't have a cock.

>>27966548
As a futafag, I must say I'm very pleased with these strawpoll results and am very sad this will never become a general where everything can get fleshed out, so to speak.

>>27974757
This. The lack of coherent exploration with the girls in this topic brings me endless sorrow. Anyone have any good pastebins or greens? Preferably futa on female, but I'll take what I can get.

>>27974772

I prefer futa on female as well.

>>27974777
My nigger..Wouldn't happen to have any good green/stories would you? Also nice trips.

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>futafags
>sharing a board with these people

>>27974832
Poor boy. Go ask the vore and birthfags for consolation, I'm sure they'll sympathize with your unending plight.

>>27974822

No, I used to have one about FutaShimmer mouth-raping Fluttershy based on that one bully pic, but no more.

>>27974772
I used to know anon x futa shimmer pastebin, let me go find it

>>27976259
Here it is,
http://pastebin.com/QUtpZrwy

>Fluttershy still in the lead
Sometimes /mlp/ doesn't completely suck ass.

https://derpibooru.org/1208081?scope=scpe8a00eee0ddcf823a22632de2988be9b4c970413a

>>27966548

>Pinkie has the lowest votes

I mean I guess but okay

>>27976347
Fluttershy is very shy about her giant cock.

When she finally shows you it you better lavish it with praise to build her confidence

"Wow Flutters, your cock is so BIG and sexy!"

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>>27973317
amen, brotha

I'm more a trapdagio guy

>>27976541
https://derpibooru.org/1042866?scope=scpef20b76eb120cef9f7a0e8d8ae62d591c5b0e8c47

>>27966548
Top 5 picks from the strawpoll
>Fluttershy
>Celestia
>Trixie
>Sunset
>Twilight
This is some pretty patrician taste here