>"Oh... hi Anon..."
>"I.."
>"I...."
>"I got you a date with Rainbow Dash."
>"It's my way of saying thanks for helping me with the animal shelter yesterday."
>"I know how much you love you."
>"You always mentioned that you want to...."
>"Do that in her......"
>"So I set up a date for you two to have a good time..."
>"N-n-not in that way mind you but as in having fun and such."
>"I hope you two enjoy it."
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>"But if you two do decide to do that, here's a condom."
>"I want you two to at least wear protection."
>>27966020
Shitty prompt is shitty
>>27966020
Say it with me boys!
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>>27966020
Gee Flutters, I' so glad I have a girl as good as you as my FRIEND.
>>27966020
>"Got me on a date with Rainbow Dash."
Wow what a shitty gift! Gee th-thanks Fluttershy...
>>27966030
This
>>27966035
kek
>>27966020
Would you just fuck off with your shitty ass cuckshit fetish and just go out with me instead Fluttershy?
>>27966020
>'i want you to cum in RD'
>'here's a condom'
>>27966020
>cuckqueaning fluttershy
Shit prompt but decent idea. Imagine this:
>Rainbow and Anon hate each other, or at least don't really have anything in common
>Anon tells Fluttershy that he has feelings for someone he knows (her) but she interprets this as meaning Rainbow
>Both of them lie to Fluttershy and say they had a great time to spare her feelings
>She's overjoyed at the thought that she helped matchmake the two of them
>Neither Anon or Rainbow can break her heart and tell her they actually can't stand one another
>Both of them have to maintain appearances around her wherever they go
>Rest of the gang is in on the facade and they all collectively try to figure out how to break up Anon and Rainbow Dash without either of them being to blame and making Flutters upset
I'll need some time to plan this
>>27966068
Flutter's is a cuck and wants to eat the cum out of the condom afterwards duh
>>27966113
noice
>>27966113
That does sound much better, now i m intrigued
>>27966113
I like this, but I also really want Cuckqueanshy
>>27966113
Make a thread about it.
>>27966113
It's this could go on for fifty years
Rainbow and anon have hate kids
They own a hate house
They have a hateful marriage
With hatesex every night
All this TOO spare her feelings.
Meanwhile unbeknownst to them when fluttershy event on her tour around the world she actually just comitted suicide because of her grief that she couldn't have anon
>>27966020
Okay, I'll fuck that crusty-cunt bitch, but only if you watch and masturbate while I do it.
>>27966020
>Fluttershy mistakes "Fuck Rainbow Dash" for wanting to fuck Rainbow Dash
>>27966020
Aw, thank you, Fluttershy. That's really kind. But I'm afraid that I was talking about a different Rainbow Dash. Do you remember your friend Twilight, who was a pony princess? Well, she has a friend named Rainbow Dash, and I want to meet her. Yeah, it sounds kinda weird, I'm a human, she's a pony... I know. But your friend Sunset is a pony too and she "dated" Flash Sentry, a human. So it's not that weird, really.
Now, where is the statue with the magic portal?
>>27969365
"I can't believe she did that! I just wanna... ughhh FUCK RAINBOW DASH!"
"You get what I'm saying Flutters?"
>"I completely understand what you mean Anon."
>>27966020
>"I know how much you love you."
What did she mean by this?
>>27969565
Do you not love yourself Anon?
>>27969602
Definitely not.
>>27966020
>You love you
>>27966030
Cyka blyat.
>>27971469
>he bumped a thread that he doesn't like
>>27971502
>he doesn't like
What? I was just shitposting, you can have your prompt thread.
>>27966030
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>>27966020
>I know how much you love you
>>27969251
Damn.
>>27966079
You know she has to watch for it to hold true?
>>27971843
sabe pa
>>27974127
Callate concha gran de su madre hijo de la re mil puta