"And they say the name of the green monster who lives out

>>27959926
That's fucking bullshit and you know it. The only 'evidence' that you have for the existence of Anon is a grainy, long-shot photograph of someone in a greenscreen bodysuit striding towards the woods.

It's the biggest joke.

>>27959954
They didn't have greenscreen back then! The photo is real!

>>27959926

This fella's butt-chin and chimp ears really bugs me.

>>27959970
>implying that matters
Get the hell out of here with your proto-Slenderman trash.

>>27960010
>hey guys it was just greenscreen!
>it didn't exist? like that matters

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>>27960003

Oh, look, another one. What a loser. You honestly think you can keep this up longer than me?

>>27959926
>at which point Anon jumps out of the bushes
>"OOGA BOOGA WHERE DA HORSEPUSSY AT?!"

>>27960053
>Oh, it's EQD
>Where's that mirror?

>>27960021
>zentai wasn't a thing
Anyone who believes in Anon needs to get their head examined.
Just like anyone who believes in the moon landing.

>>27960022
Every namefag eventually fucks off, every single one.
To the filter you go.

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>>27960075

>Implying I'll ever go away

I've got way more patience than you.

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>>27959926
YOU LITTLE SHITS STOP CAMPING ON MY LAND!!!

>>27959926
>"...and sometimes, on especially damp and warm nights, you can hear it roaring!"
>"Come on, dude, stop bullshitting us. You can't kee-"
>"Hush! Listen!"
>"..."
"GET OUT OF MY WOODS! FUCKING NORMIES! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!"

>>27960417
>meanwhile in the woods of /r9k/

Innawoods anon x summer camp green when

boooring

>>27961184
This

>>27960363
Top husbando

>>27960417
Kek

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>>27961184
>"And they say the name of the green monster who lives out in these very woods... IS ANON!"
https://youtu.be/zh_p20lHqtA
"AHH NUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE"
>A man in a ghillie suit and gas mask comes running out of the forest with an SKS.
>He stabs Timber with his bayonet and runs off into the forest again.
>Some say on a windless nights the sound of Cheeki Breeki can be heard in the forest.

>>27961525
Get out of here STALKER

>>27960062
>Oh, it's EQD
>EQD

Wat

>>27960092
But can you handle the girth?

>>27959926
>not Shrek

>>27960053
>Pull out a nail gun
>"I-I didn't think he was real."
>You grab the human version of Twilight and put your nail gun against her head
"If I don't get any horsepussy within the hour I'm going to nail this bitch."
>Flash "Brad" Sentry tries to sneak behind you. You turn around and shoot the nail gun two times causing the nails to impale both of Flash's testicles.
>You then returned to your former position.
"The next one is going to her head if any of you try anything else stupid. NOW BRING ME MY HORSEPUSSY!"

>>27959926
Is this the character they're gonna ship with Fluttershy? He looks like shit.

>>27963995
kek.

>>27963995
>Rd looks at him like hes stupid.
>"You do know she's originally a pony right? "
"Seriously? "
>>"R-rainbow dash! "
>"what its true you are!"
>anon runs off with twilight while everyone glares at rd.
>"what!? Its not like we can't just get another! "

>>27964051
Top cunt strikes again.

>>27959926
So...human Spike is talking about a human that lives in the woods?

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>>27964051
They say on the coldest most silent nights you can still hear her cries of anguish.

Or lust, idk kinda just bleeds together after awhile

>>27961525

I so want to illustrate this.

>>27964260
Do it faggot.

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Guys he's just kidding right? The Anon doesn't really exist right? It's just a myth like skeletons RIGHT?!

>>27964260
Do it m8

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>>27964285

>>27964260
It could be glorious, do it anon!

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>>27960062
>Oh, it's EQD

>>27964246
poor twilight or lucky twilight?

>>27964758
Wait is this princess twily or Scitwi?

>>27964760
SciTwi

>>27964760
Yes i ment it to be scitwi.
>>27964051
>Be sunset shimmer.
>you're writing to princess twilight.
"Dear princess twilight, please send another scitwi clone. And just so you know i didn't kill this one with the dildo this time, it was anon and rainbows fault.
Love sunset shimmer.
P.S make this ones butt hole stronger."
>Good now to wait.

>>27965563
>Be twilight, the princess one
>Have a Cloning Maschine in your library
>kek

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>>27964260
FUCKING DO IT OF YOU HOMOSEXUEL!

>>27964260
Tavarish, I'll give some kyisses if you do this

>>27959926
We had Monster Anon stories a while back.
How about this: Anon, instead of arriving in Equestria, lands in EqG Earth and fails to integrate properly - read: gets beaten out - and turns into Monster Anon, perhaps by vicinity to magical objects like the portal or what's in the forest, giving out arcane "radiation" like the one human Twilight's pendant distilled.