Summer Play Edition >"There is my baby!, HI DARLING

>>27958261
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive V2


Writer names and general pastebins are greentexted.
[NSFW] marks explicit material: incest, lactation, unbirthing, etc.

Some stories might be unfinished.
Some stories contain >nohooves.
Enjoy.

>Trippy_Shippy (http://pastebin.com/u/Trippy_Shippy)
Change of view - Dedhttp://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my painhttp://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
>Crimson (http://pastebin.com/u/Crimson_King)
Bathtimehttp://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnonhttp://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issueshttp://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1
>Blue Feather (http://pastebin.com/u/Blue_Featherpen)
Good Morning Sunshinehttp://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM
>AfterHours (http://pastebin.com/u/AfterHours)
Ten Yearshttp://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnappedhttp://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtimehttp://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sickhttp://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Galahttp://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Dayhttp://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
>SomeFag (http://pastebin.com/u/ViolinPlayer)
Memories Of Anonhttp://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7
>Unbirthusiast (http://pastebin.com/u/Unbirthusiast)
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09
>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP
>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E
>LoreLove (http://pastebin.com/u/lorelove)
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW]http://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw
>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
http://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN

>>27958261
Momlestia Archive
Every time I look at you anon, all I see is a foal in need of a mother.
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread 18634110/
Misc. Threads before they were numbered:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /18720076/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /18822963/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /18863855/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /19007684/
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /19070626/
#5https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /19209388/
#6https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /19237477/
#7https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /19285044/
#8https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /19390548/
#9https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /19479388/
#10https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /19583100/
#11https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /19687089/
#12https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /19827068/
#13https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /19947205/
#14https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /20111754/
#15https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /20473339/
#16https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /20629973/
#17https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /20790596/
#18https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /20978531/
#19https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /21360623/
#20https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /21620837/
#20.1https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /21639886/
#21https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /21986248/
#22https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /22650134/
#23https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /23100597/
#24https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /23432726/
#23https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /23503970/
#24https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /23701855/
#24 Take 2https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /23905846/
#25https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /24411666/
#26https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/25089054/
#26.1 Nightmare Night https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /25247204/
#27https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /25679302/
#28https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /25808368/

>>27958336
#29https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /26189238/
#30 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/26696513/
#31 https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread /26818287/
#32 http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27147743/
#33 http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27438466/
#34 http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/27715811/

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>"I made your favorite cookies sweetie."
"White chocolate chip! Thanks mom!"
>"You're welcome sunshine."

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>>27958513
>"What game are you playing honey? Can I play too?"

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>>27958672
I like this l.

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>>27958672
"Mom...uh...what's with the...?"
>"Oh do you like my new throne sweetheart?"
"yeah it's really...something."

Please reformat your archive, the links are broken you charlatans

>>27959787
I fucked up with the archive. I copied and pasted the things but forgot to eraes an space between the the word "thread" and (/), this espace fuck up the links.

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Your general is still shit and has next to no activity

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>"It's..oh...kay...sunshine...mommy...is...still...alive."

>>27961385
>Implying this isn't just equivalent to getting a papercut for a God

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>>27961385

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Guess who's your new babysitter?~

>Mother, what have you done?

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>>27958261
It's about that time, uh? Good. This is Momlestia #35, btw.

Here are some missing links from >>27958268

>RainbowWarrior0924
Nectar of the Goddess [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
Milk and Honey [NSFW] http://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi

>UnreliableAnon
Meeting Anon's Girlfriend http://pastebin.com/qwLL2yWA
Revised Evil Momlestia story http://pastebin.com/ds1KSjBa

>Teegray
Sunburned http://pastebin.com/8V0F7kp5 (ongoing)

Pic related is a stupid edit I made of a qt Celestia picture with /mom/'s catchphrase.

>>27961385
Are those b-bones? Sorry, I can't possibly trust a skeleton.

>>27959911
Ya dun goofed, mr. double dubs. No cuddles from mom for you today.

>>27959924
Fuck off back to mlpg then, ya dingus.

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>>27961896

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>>27963002
>"Nonny wer're ready for you to put suntan lotion on us."
>"Yes nephew don't forget to cover all exposed areas."

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>>27963389
l-lewd

There was a good bit of green from another thread that involved teen Prince Anon and teen Flurry Heart that the author said he wouldn't mind it being reposted here. Anyone have it or know what I'm talking about?

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>>27962637
>22 posts and 0 content

oh man lol
burn in hell faggots

>anon and celestia try to go on a adventure but twigles keeps stoping them.
>a long story about celestia wanting a kid but can't conceive. So she finds a way to teleport anon as a baby who gets abandoned to equestria. Him and twilight are the same age and play around with each other as kids and when they grow up anon gets depressed because no twilight to play with because shes in ponyville so celestia, or luna, or both turn young because they dont want to see him sad and he ends up falling in love with luna/celestia not knowing its them or he doesn't i dont care either way.
>celestia is really protective of anon and does anything to make sure her baby doesn't get hurt.
>during celestia and nmm's first fight a young anon from the times of knights and kings is teleported to equestria and see's them fighting. He watches in awe over it before he gets hit by a stray magic beem turning him into a statute. 1000 or so years later cmc are in the everfree trying to get their cutie marks. Find anon statute and bring it to twilight. Twilight can tell he is alive and brings him to celestia asking about it. Celestia somehow figures out she froze him and feels bad. She raises him teaching him about the new world as a apology. Him and luna connect because they both aren't used to the new world yet.
There some prompts sorry if there shity

Someone from last thread said repost the prompt so here it is.

>>27963819
see ya there

Coming with something.
Post promts.
Generate ideas.
Working in maintainment, some genious tried to shortcut the circuits, end up killed, expect black outs in the zone.
Mom, i'll be back in the morning, have a nice night, you too auntie.

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>>27963389
>"Don't start what you can't finish sunshine."

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>mom please....
Shhh just let it happen, mmmmm good boy. Put a nice large dollop on the sandwich. This'll teach your ain't to cut your class time for "consoling"

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>mom, do I have to babysit this point psycho?

It's either rehabilitate her or spend the summer with twilight.

>....... Pass the sun chips crazy.

Hey anon did you know my name can go anywhere..... ANYWHERE

>Sigh

>>27958261
What about the green about massaging Mom, Aunty Lulu and cousin Cadance after beating CPA at the swimming contest?

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mwah, mommy's little man~

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>>27963923
>"Wanna go to work with Mommy?"

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>>27964238
No there's a scary lady that always hangs out in the lounge area


>Pic related

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>"Sweetie, how many times have i told you to pick up your toys after you're done with them. *sigh* here let me help you put them away."

>>27964473
>She will never sit on your lap.

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>>27964473
>"Well hello sunshine. I didn't know you would be so happy to see you're mother~"

Middle of the night bump, with hopes of green in the morning.

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It's nice to see we've more attempts at one shots to keep us going bump general.
One of us is going to have to try their hand at an actual story sometime, though.

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>The Rainbooms have long since stepped off stage at this years fall formal
>Or in this case had the mic taken from them by a tipsy principal mom
>"An-, and so I'd like *hic*-, I'd like to dedicate this next one to my shunshine. My shweeet baby boy."
>Oh god
>"Anonymous, sweetheart, you're the only man mommy needs in her life."
>She nods over to that cute mute DJ who nods back and begins the next song
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jU2qGgYDf2Q

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>celestia & luna scoutmasters in legends of everfree

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>>27963874
See this >>27964194

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>31
>can't into facial hair
>keep shaving chin pubes in hopes a beard will grow
>it'shappening.gif
>see mom
>mom: "Awww, my babys finally growing into a man!"
>"Y-you too, mom."
What's your mom like, /mom/ma's boys.

>>27967524
I've been growing thick facial hair since I was sixteen.

Fucking hate shaving.

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>>27967545

just kill yourself

>>27967619
Don't be jealous.

Really, don't. It's awful.

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>>27967635

I want to shove coffee grounds up Rainbow Dash's butt and then have her crap out a cup of Folger's for me.

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>>27964713
>"Why drive this old clunker when you have your mommy to ride~"
"MOM! Stop being so lewd in public!."

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>>27967524
Go do some manly shit, like wrestling alligators, or living in the woods for a month.

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>>27967200
Someone needs to knock the cobwebs off that old bag.

I nominate the anon below me

>>27966564
That was a nice song

>>27964473
Ok I don't think she she could blame anon for giving her surprise buttsex

>>27964473
>>27964713
Buttsex story when?

>>27968787

>>27969049
well? >>27968950

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>>27967977

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In the early threads, a reluctant Anonymous was a theme for a while.

How far we've come.

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>>27970083
>"Mommy has to go home for a little while sweetie. Can you continue the crusade for me my "little warmaster"?"

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>>27970732
>"Come and enjoy the view with us Nonny."

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>>27971056
Stargazing with them sounds pretty cozy, actually. Luna could point out all the constellations while Celestia keeps you warm.

>>27971056
Well, you know what they say, incest is wincest.

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>>27969903
Fuck that!!!

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>>27970732
K

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>>27971056
>"Mornin Nonny."
"Morning mo-...Uh"
>"Whats the matter?"
"Nothing...you just look..different."

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>>27970732
>"He glassed his first village today, Luna."
>"Oh my, Sister, he's absolutely barbaric."
>"I know a certain little hellraiser whose getting an extra slice of cake before bed."

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>>27971485
>"Hey sunshie! We were going to do some yoga, do you want to goin?"

>>27971606
Evilestia teaching Anon how to rape using her own body as an example when?

>>27972148
Or her sister while she is sleeping.

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>>27964238
>"Ooh, Ms. Celestia, he's adorable!"
>"Are YOU~ the man your mommy's always going on about?"
>DeathbySnuSnuIncoming.png

>>27972098
eugh
EUGH

Guys. All this Roleplay shit is cringy as fuck and it's a huge turn off to some creators

>>27972263
I thought she was slavlestia for a second there, squatting.

>>27972289
What creators
Where

>>27972292
We need art of that, ASAP.

>>27972350
>"Mom, you have a throne. And regalia. What will ponies think when they see you squatting in a tracksuit?"

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>You place the googly eyes onto the picture of your mother and smile at your work.
>Giving it a quick shake you chuckle as the eyes do their thing.
"I'm Princess Celestia, I don't let Anon have any fun. Eat your vegetables, clean your room."
>You say in a mock tone.
>"Is that what I sound like?"
>You hear your mother say behind you as you freeze in place.
>The picture is magiced out of your hands and floats over to her.
>She inspects it and then looks at you.
>"It's good to see that you did have something more important to do than cleaning room. I can see how this needed to take up your time."
>You wince, knowing that tone.
>"Now that you've had your fun, why don't you get back to your room and start cleaning it. If you put half as much effort into cleaning it as you do avoiding doing your chores, I'm sure you'll have it done in no time."
"O-okay mom."
>You get up and start to leave.
>"I swear, it's like he's 9 instead of 29."
>You manage to hear her say under her breath as you walk or the room.

>>27972280
wat? r u gay?

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>>27972486

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>>27972410
>"Cheeki Breeki, плeмянник."

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>>27972296

>>27972620
moar.
bored sex is best sex.

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>>27972620
kek

>>27972635
>bored
You missed the point of the picture entirely

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>>27972486
I fixed the image

>>27972666 By fixed I mean I saved this at some point

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>>27972620
WOah shit.

>>27972620
I hope there's an uncropped version of that.

>>27972169
That would be a nice green.

>>27967977
>Not taking full advantage of a literal mom taxi
Shameful

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>>27972296

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>>27972486
Pretty solid oneshot m80. Made me chuckle.

>>27972620
unf

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>>27974057
It's too early to feel this shit.

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>"WE shall coach thy hoofball team, Nephew!"
>'I uh..I dunno, Auntie. Coaching really isn't like moon prison.'
>"EVERYTHING IS LIKE MOON PRISON!"

>Legend of Everfree
>Gloriosa keeps trying to get some 'alone' time with Anon but finds his mother & aunt don't like to share
>Twilight's friends think this outing will be a good time to get Anon to finally realize he 'has feelings' for her
>Timber Spruce can't realize why none of these schoolgirls are falling for him
>Decides to try his hand at members of the faculty
>Anonymous notices Timber sipping his 'lunch' through a straw at mess
>"Fuck, what happened to him, mom?"
>She doesn't look up when she answers "Who cares, he probably had it coming."

Just an idea(s) since it seems we're running on E here.

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>>27972098
>"What are you doing back there?"

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>"but mom, I'm 29..."

>Still roleplaying.
Holy shit what has this thread become?

>>27977482
You are never too old for mom horses snuggles!

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>Hey mom I'm back from fat camp

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>>27977497
Be the change you want to see.

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>"I'll bet if Prince Anonymous was up there you could do a pull up!"
>"Get off my obstacle course, you purple piece of griffonshit!"

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>>27963716
Took a while to find it, but here it is. Mainly it's Prince Anon and Flurry, but it's still really good.

http://pastebin.com/f3jkjd3g

I can repost it here or everyone can just read the paste. It would be about 28 posts to get it all here.

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>>27978565
>"What are you doing up sweetie? Its way past your bedtime. You had a bad dream? well you can sleep with Mama tonight."

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Anyone got ideas for green

>>27979618
Celestia and Anon out on a camping trip in Whitetail woods, because the Everfree is too dangerous and she would worry about him.
But she still worries about him, also she brought guards to be extra safe.

>>27979618
Are you asking for prompts?

>>27979648
Just asking since it looks like we're on our own for the most part.
Don't know if the guy who was doing 'sunburned' last thread is going to continue with that or what.

>>27979006
Is that the one where a femanon shows up and suddenly drama?

>>27979618
>>27979648
>>27979657
here's a few for #OneDayOneShots

-youngPrince! Anon is stuck in a cave or some shit. Momlestia needs to come up with a rescue plan.

-teenPrince! Anon is dealing with puberty, and needs to talk to somebody about the birds and the bees. Whether or not that somebody is Celestia is up to the writefag

-adultPrince! Anon is all grown up, doesn't want to lounge around the castle his whole life so he goes job hunting around Canterlot.

There's my shitty prompts, do what you will with them.

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night, mom, auntie
i am too fucked up to stay halfway coherent, mwah

Still working,k fucking shit and Stardew Valley took my life.

I'm sick as a dog right now and still need to get to work. I'll try to get some content out as soon as I can. Either based on the prompts provided or if something comes to my mind.

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>>27982289
Take your time homie, hope u get better

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I like this thread

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>>27979720
>supposed to get 'the talk' from Cadence
>gets the pussy instead

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>>27982447
>Femanons apparently have one single, massive eye judging by the eyelashes.
Has it always been that way?
I kinda like it

>>27982645
>Having a hands on sex education with a teenage cousin Cadance while Momlestia is giving you directions on how to satisfy her.

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>>27983006
>"Time your thrusts to go against her winking, Sunshine."
>"Enjoying those hands, Cadence?"
>"Focus here, Anonymous, where her wings meet down the middle of her back."
>"Don't hold back, Cadence, he's not made out of paper, restrain HIM for a change."
>"Good. Keep that eye contact. Now kiss like there's no tomorrow."

>>27983078
M-moar?

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>>27983006
>>27983078
U..unf

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>"In closing, my little ponies, this small alleviation to Canterlot's Cake allowance for public consumption, is a good thing in the long run!"
>"It falls upon ALL of us to tighten our saddles and do our best to conserve one of our most precious resources."
>The crowd roars it's approval
>"Heheh, yes."
>"Nyeheheh..."
>"HAHAHAHAH!!! HAAAHAHAHA!!!!! MINE, IT'S ALLLL MINE!!"
>'M-mom, you're doing it again.'

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>"Look at that SLUT, Luna. Fucking turns my stomach knowing my boy has to face harpies like this everyday."
>She watches Anonymous at his locker, surrounded by different girls
>Auntie sips her coffee as she joins your mom in peeking out her office blinds
>'Sister, you're making a mountain out of an anthill. Do you not wish for you son to BE kind to others? She just asked for a pen.'
>Mom's deathglare softens
>"..I guess you're right, Lulu. I want him to be someone his peers can admire and look up to if the need arises." She muses, walking away from her office window
>Luna watches as the scene's taken a bit of a turn for the worst
>An especially persistent girl has Anon's hand as she scrawls a phone number on it
>'Y-yes sister, he shall undoubtedly be all-, all that stuff you just said, let's uh, let us stay over HERE for a while.'
>"Oh boo, I got myself all bothered and now I'm hungry. Luna, let's the 3 of us go off campus for lunch. I'll get Anonymous."
>'N-no, sister!'
>Mom's back at the window peeking through her blinds again
>"GET OFF OF HIM YOU SKANK!"

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>>27984360

There's only one skank that has a place in Anon's heart, and she doesn't like to share.

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>>27984779
anon pls

>>27984360
>>27984779
Catfight when?

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>>27984779
>"If we can't have Anon then nobody can!"

>>27984845
>This summer
>One man
>One mission
>To be a bad enough dude to rescue your mom and avoid the temptress perils on the way
>Anonymous stars in:
>"Escape from Canterlot High"
>And this time, it's personal

>>27984779
>Dumb enough to not ask why Anon still likes sleeping with her.
>Protective and possessive enough to keep her baby boy safe.
>Big breasts and wide birthing hips for boku grandchildren.

I think Momlestia would approve.

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>>27984845

"Put down the gun, Twiggy. You too... uh, whatever your name was.. Moonbeam or whatever."
>"Y-You don't even remember my name? But... B-But we were lab partners for an entire month last year! I let you put it in my butt because you said it'd make me popular!"
"Oh, is that what this is about? You're not popular so you'll shoot up the school?* That's some Tomoko tier shit right there."

*Typing this probably put me on a watchlist somewhere.

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>>27984845
>The cafeteria has since cleared out after Mooncancer & Deathlight Sparkle barged in
>Shouting some autistic shit about offerings to Lord Kek and normie this, normie that
>Anonymous remained, because seriously, it's fucking fajita dippers day
>"Y-you think you can just treat girls like toys? Fucking Chad!!"
>Mooncancer pressed the barrel of a handgun to his temple as he nonchalantly hmm'd his way through a few more mouthfuls
>"If y-you've got any last words, nows the time, scum! N-not that it'll help you, heh." Twilight rasped out defiantly
>"One thing." He said dabbing his mouth with a napkin
>"..Can I have your autographs? I fucking loved The Matrix, man."
>"Huh?" They both say in unison
>"..You guys are The Wachowski's, right?"

>>27985056
Have one final kek before dying.

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>>27985039
Is she mom and aunty approved?

>>27985210
>"As long she isn't Twilight sweetie."
"What's wrong with Twilight?"
>"You don't want to know."

>"Subject Sparkle believes herself to have a high rate of compatibility with Anonymous, though most real life instances have proven this to be false."
>"With Anonymous having shown no clear preference in mates, she has donned a wide array of persona's in hopes of appealing to him, all have failed miserably."
>"Recently threatened to end all universes simultaneously if Anonymous did not agree to a date."
>"Insufficient birthing hips, know-it-allism, neurotic, prone to fits; don't want these in grandchildren."
>"Find that old yearbook yet, Twilight?"
>Twilight quickly puts the 3 ringed binder back on the shelf and pulls out last years yearbook
>"C-coming, Principal Celestia."

I like the idea of Twilight finding out she just doesn't measure up.

>>27980276
>Celestia will never tuck you in under her wing to keep you warm
>Luna will never tuck you in under her wing to keep you safe from nightmares

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>>27985700
Well, I almost went all day without wanting to kill myself.

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>>27985713
boo hoo. go do a flip into oncoming traffic you crybaby faggot.

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>"OH."
>"Uh..good morning, m-my sunshine?"
>"NEPHEW, WORRY NOT, WE ART STILL YOUR DUTIFUL AUNT AND PROTECTOR OF YOUR DREAMS." He says the last part rearing back on his hindlegs
>And there's a shea- FLARE FLARE
>"Luna, put that thing away, you're scaring Anonymous!"

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>>27986198
lol salty af rn

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>>27985700
endlessly cozy

>>27986231
>You will never pound uncle Artemis' ponut.
I think I just got a new fetish.

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>>27986396
>the only way to change them back is to get them off

>>27986396
>"Dearest Nephew your father has told us about your 'frustrated' desires perhaps I can offer you our romp because our brother explained to us that he doesn't want you to mess with mares."
>"Just one thing don't tell him about this and by the time you look for mares you will have the experience to satisfy them.
>He says while presenting his ass.
>You can see his taint but a ponut is a ponut.

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>>27986231
>>FLARE FLARE
Wow, I didn't know missiles (and their countermeasures) existed in Equestria.

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>"Anonymous-kun, my son..."

>>27959006
>"Your throne has cupholders and a seat warmer, mom."
>'Mmhmm, that's a good point, but my throne doesn't say 'Pretty Princess'.'
>"Uh, ok, so the throne doesn't make the princess, but don't you feel a little silly, ruling from a box, mom?"
>'Nonsense! Also, my box is strategically placed so I've a panoramic view of my kingdom!'
>Mom stretches her hooves out surveying her 'kingdom'
>A dog barks in the distance
>"Look, mommy! It's Princess Celestia!"
>A foal and her mother exiting the nearby Pone Mart point at mom
>'Ha ha! Hello, loyal subject! Mom says waving
>'See, Anonymous? What is a throne but a mis-..however the rest of that goes.'
>"Alright mom, you win for now, but the owner of the store wants you to either pick a different spot, maybe kind of away from customers, or hold a sign."

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>>27979507
>"So what movie do you want to watch sunshine? I'd prefer something we can snuggle to like we used to do when you were little."

>>27987852
>"Remember 'Honey, I shrunk the kids'? That had that little Roger Rabbit cartoon before the movie, didn't it?"
>'Mom, c'mon, I'm like thirsty, no-..I mean, I'm like 30 now.'
>"Did mommy's little man say he was thirrrsty~"
>'N-no! I said 30, mom! I'm too old fo- mmpph!'
>'Shhhh, none of that now. Drink.'

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>>27987852

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>>27958672
>team hears your mom on teamspeak
>"Oh, sweetheart, I like how you handle that controller, wanna show me those fingers in action?"
>"Yo, bro, the fuck? You got a girl at your house, dude?"
>'What no, it's my mom-'
>Mom's kissing your cheek and stroking your chest
>"Yeah right dude, no one's mom sounds that hot. Delete yourself, faggot."
>'No, seriously! I mean-, damnit, mom!'
>"Mmmm yes, damn me for wanting to save my son from a night spent calling other boys faggots, guzzling code red." She says, this time idly tracing her nails across the back of your hand
>'M-mom, lewd.'
>"You're so cute when you try to fight it."
>She repeatedly kisses your head
>"My. Sweet. Boy And._____His.___.Fucking.___DICK."

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Night, mom.

>>27989031
G'night

Sleep tight

>>27988513
More?

>>27988513
Kinda rude to interrupt the game though

>>27988513
Is she drunk again?

>>27988513
What will happen if Celestia got knocked up by her own son?
Have we got a story about that yet?

>>27991686
Hawt.

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>Calling mom hot by accident

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>>27991580
>"D-don't shush me, Twilight, Y-YOU'RE *hic* THE ONE MAKING A SCEEEENE."

>>27992308
>Mom calling you hot by accident

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>>27992923
>her calling you hot on purpose

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>>27988357

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>>27993544
No, stop.

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>>27993544
>"Your workout routine seems to be working sweetie."
"Th-thats nice and all mom but could you...ah...let me go so I can put my cloths on?"
>"No. I still have to show you a new workout, and you need your cloths off for it~."

>>27994041
>Triple pierced ears
>Horn ring
>Wing jewellery

>>27994265
yes and?

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>"Yeah that's neat, Twilight-, ANONYMOUS, TREEHUGGER! HEY, DON'T SPARK THAT TIL I GET OVER THERE YOU TWO."

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>>27990626

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>>27994041

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>>27995359
Who the fuck called my mom a dork

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>You are Prince Anon, just in Ponyville because you needed to do some royal stuff with Twilight.
>AKA reorganize the books in her library and maybe hang out with Spike if there’s time.
>You know the library thing will get under her skin and the little dragon was fun to hang out with.
>Looking up, you see her and the Rainbow one flying overhead.
>Good, that’ll definitely give you time to-
>What the hell is happening here?
>”I Princess Celestia, banish you Princess Luna to the moon.”
>”Nooooooooooo!”
>Are those two of the Elements pretending to be your mom and auntie?
“Here’s something I didn’t expect to see today.”
>The cute yellow one gives out a little ‘eep’ noise while the white one seems to get a little red with blush.
>”P-prince Anonymous!”
>The shy one says, a little flustered.
“So tell me you two, were you both trying to go for cute or sexy?”
>Their eyes widen and they look at each other and back to you.
“Because I think you nailed both.”

>You are Twilight Sparkle, and you are feeling pretty good about yourself right now.
>You managed to figure out a way for Rainbow to learn about the Wonderbolts in her own unique style.
>Pretty good for a day’s work if you do say so yourself.
>Which you do.
>Maybe you’ll write Princess Celestia about how good a friend you have been.
>It’s been so long since you’ve done that.
>But first hings first, you should see if Rainbow really learned anything on your little flight through town.
“So… why not tell me about the history of the Wonderbolts again.”
>”What’s there to say? Apart from when Princess Celestia Banished Princess Luna to the moon, Prince Anonymous came in and had his way with both princesses until they begged for him to stop, but you could tell in their eyes that they didn't want him to.”
“Wait! What!?”

>>27995692
>Twilight accidentally reads from one of the many volumes of her fanfics involving Anon

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>>27995359

>>27994278
That's far too kinky and sexy for a caring mother like Celestia

>>27995692
l-lewd

>>27996089
>"Anonymous."
>"Anonymousssss. Sweetie."
>'Huh? zzzzz w-what now?'
>"Sunshine, it's mommy."
>'Zzzzz k..w-whayou wnt mom zzz'
>"..Can uh, me and your Aunt stay here for the night? *Cough* Couple weeks, months, years?"

>>27996132
>"Sure thing ma, but I hope you two don't mind chronic masterbation.
>And by chronic, I mean, like, once every night. For 20-30 minutes."

>>27996230
who said it needs to be masturbation?
it can stay chronic.

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>>27996374
dr dre pls

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Night, mom

>>27997317
G'night

don't let the bed bugs bite

>>27996132
zzzzZZZZ
ZZZZZ
ZZZ

ZZZZZZZZZ

generators stable an free.
going to sleep.
everything it's good in the plant.
don't expect black outs, took care of errithing

Bump general.

>>27962928
Sauce?

Good morning Sunshine Bump

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>wake up
>immediately masturbate
>imagine telling her how I feel
>"Mom, I don't want girls my own age, I don't want other women. I want you."
>bend her over her desk
>"I-i'm sorry, mom, I have to, I need you."
>'Anonymous, n-no! Sunshine, I'm your mother-RRR, oh fu-, Ano-, t-this is so wrong.'
>"No! M-mom it's so right, I'll never love anyone else like I love you."
>finish
>want to green it
>probably won't because lazy
Too spent after that nut.

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>>27998838
>'Oh what a beautiful morning~ Oh what a beautiful day~..'
>"MOM, SERIOUSLY, THE FUCKING SUN IS LIKE 10 FEET AWAY FROM THE HOUSE."

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>"M'nephew."
>'Auntie, did my mom tell you to wear that hat.'
>"As it turns out she did! Sister is always providing us with insider tips on the hip and current styles."
>'Was she laughing while doing this?'
>"She was actually, why do you ask?
>'Auntie, take off the hat.'
>"Very well, it clashes with our Dr. Whooves-ian scarf and steam punk goggles, anyway."

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>"Have a nice day, sweetie."
>'What're you going to do, mom?'
>"Oh, nothing interesting. I may tend to my hoard later or sharpen my claws."
>'I guess 'reversing transformation spell' isn't on that list, huh.'
>She lowers her head to your level and gives you a puff of hot dragonbreath and a big lick

>>28000728
>Anon the knight is sent to slay the dragon by the local townsponies
>Because what the fuck else are knights supposed to in a psuedo-mideaval society where wars are won with "The Magic of Friendship™"
>Arrive at cave, pull out your sword
>Suddenly, a booming get motherly voice echoes through the cavern
>"Another brave pony sent to plunder my hoard?"
"Nah, I'm just here to kill you"
>"Who dares threa-- Oh, aren't you an adorable little green monkey! You even have your own little sword! I thought ponies outlawed everything other than spears ages ago!"
>Through a complex and mysterious series of events Dragonlestia forcibly adopts Anon the Knight.

Some writefag can pick up from here if they want to.

>>28000876
Sounds kinda cute.

>>27996398
i didn't even mean to make a weed joke

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>"WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, MOM?!!"
>'Oh, A-anonymous, s-sunshine I can't help it, y-you sound so funny!'
>"THIS ISN'T FUNNY!!! RAAHHhH!! GODFUCKINGDAMNIT!! MURGEN FLURGEN BJORGEN HINGA DINGA BORT!!"
>Mom gasps
>'Watch that language, mister, or you're going back in the jar.'
>"FUCK THE JAR!! FUCK THAT DUMB STICK WITH A LEAF YOU PUT IN THERE, TOO, THAT DOES NOT SIMULATE A REAL ENVIRONMENT!!"

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>>28001370
Do you have any idea how happy I would be if she magicked a pair of pegasus wings on me?
Huge, glorious wings.

>>27996089
bump

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>>27996089

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>>28002468
>"S-say it again~"

I remember this one green where Prince Anon was sick of nobles bringing their daughters to try and marry him to one of them. So in the interest of staying single, he'd dress up as the Black Knight from Monty Python and fight his suitors for the right to see Prince Anon. No one would ever win. And then, Luna started taking a romantic interest in "the mercenary Celestia hired to protect her son."

What ever happened to that green?

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>>28003410
>"My son, my baby, my ray of sunshine, gone. I failed him. I was his mother and was suppost to protect him now...he's gone."
"Mom it's jusd a cold." *achoo*

>>28003940
>"Stupid fat Twilights! We hates them!"
>'Mom, this is ridiculous, there's more donuts.'
>"But SHE got the last sprinkled one! My preciousss."

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>>27996089

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After dinner, I had ice cream
A bit of sleep, and watched TV
I woke up in my mother's arms

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>>27958261
This thread reeks of Oedipus

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>>28004743
There exists no greater love than that between a man and his princess horse mom.

>>27962437
>Twilight leans in close, her hot breath tickling the back of your neck and sending shivers down your spine.
>You could swear you felt something wet and warm come in contact with your ear.
>Twilight whispers just loudly enough for you to hear, but too quiet for your mother to hear as well.
>"I can't wait until she's my mom too."

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>>28004796
NO STOP

>>27962928
"Mom!"
>Celestia jerks to a halt now that she's aware that you're awake.
>She doesn't move, not even to pull her tongue back into her mouth.
"Mom, we talked about this."
>The hot, moist muscle slinks back into your mother's mouth and a coy smile takes its place.
>"But sweetie, what's wrong with a little - "
>You cut her off.
"No tongue baths, mom. Twilight told me that ponies don't give their foals tongue baths."
>Celestia's smile turns into a scowl as a dark look takes hold of her features.
>"Did she, now?"
>You don't think Twilight's going to be your mother's special student any longer.
>You later learn that your mom sent Twilight to a small town called "Ponyville" and that she has to send her "friendship reports", whatever THAT meant.

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>>27964218
>"I love you, tiny son."

>>27962637
>That pic

>"Every time I look at you, Anon, all I see is a foal in need of a mother."
>You try and smile politely, but the large alabaster pony was starting to make you feel worried.
>It was a strange feeling, like a bunch of red flags were popping up in your head.
"That's very.... sweet of you, Princess Cel - "
>"Call me Celly, sweetheart."
>Did you say flags? You meant a WWII "the germans are coming" klaxon going off in your head.
>You need to leave and you need to leave RIGHT NOW.
"R-right; Celly. That's really sweet of you, but..."
>Celestia takes a step towards you, and you take a step backwards to match her.
>"But...?"
>If she can sense your apprehension, she doesn't show it.
>If anything, her smile is getting wider.
>"But what?"
"B-but I'm a grown adult, Celly. I-I-I have a job, a home, a... a..."
>Fuck.
>What ELSE do you have?
>Dammit, you're panicking.
>It's so much harder to think when you're panicking!
>Celestia continues to walk towards you and you continue to blindly step backwards.
>"I'm over a thousand years old, honey. You're a foal to me."
>She swings a wing over a nearby balcony, looking away and motioning to all the ponies going about their daily lives.
>"They're ALL foals to me."
>She turns your attention back to you.
>"But you, sweetie? There's something... special about you."
>She extends a wing and caresses your cheek, cleaning away all the terror-sweat you're producing.
>"Something that's calling out to me."
>Celestia takes another step forward and, of course, you take another step backwards.
>Or, at least you TRY to.
>You've backed yourself into a wall.
>Celestia knows that you aren't going anywhere and smiles sweetly; innocently.
>God, why is she so terrifying?!
>"Let's go home, Sunshine."
>Celestia's horn glows and everything turns golden-yellow.

>>28004781
Freud would just give up on us, lost cause is an understatement

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>>28004819
>"Twilight, for the umpteenth time, 'friendship' is not an offered course here."
>'W-what've you been doing with all the friendship reports I've been giving you?'
>Mom glances down beneath her desk where her paper shredder is
>"Filing them away."

>>28004808
"T-Twilight? W-we talked about this."
>Twilight sighs explosively; comically, as though she found your attitude endearing.
>"300 metres, right? I know, I know; I'm going."
>You watch as Twilight walks away from you.
>She's walking backwards and her eyes never once stray from your face.

>>27970083
>"Please, don't forget the wings."
>You stretch your shoulders, moving them around in circles to work the ache out of them.
"Don't you have MAGIC?"
>Your mom giggles and brushes a wing against your neck and slowly drags it down your bear, sweaty chest.
>"Oh, I do, sweetheart, but it feels like my coat gets so much more clean when YOU do it."

>>28004897
>You jump and yelp when you feel hands plant themselves on your shoulders.
>Lucky for you, it's just your mom.
>"Isn't she just the sweetest?"
>Not when she ignores your restraining order, she isn't.

>>27972098
I am a lover of tits and ass (especially ass), but those proportions are WAY too much for me. I like the artist's non-human pony stuff better, personally.

>>28004889
>You will never give mom a quickie against desk during lunch.

>>28004921
>comes to her son for every itch/scratch/grooming need
>"Anonymoussssss, sweetie~."
>'Yeah, mom?'
>"....Scratch my butt."
she's like a big horsey dog.

>>28004951
>You will never lose your virginity to your mother at Camp Everfree.
>"What happens at camp stays at camp sweetie."

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>>28004819
>>28004876
I rike it.

>>27977482
>Celestia chuckles and clumsily crawls into your lap.
>"Nonny, you silly boy, you're NEVER too old to snuggle your mother."
>Celestia wraps her hooves around your neck and does that weird nuzzle thing on either side of your face, all while making cooing noises.
>>"P-Princess?"
>Celestia sighs and, with one last parting nuzzle, turns to face the speaker.
>"Yes, Twilight?"
>Twilight's wings twitch nervously as she and the other Elements watch the spectacle with various reactions.
>Some of them are amused; others, uncomfortable; Rainbow Dash in particular looks outraged and glares daggers at you.
>Twilight falters under Celestia's stare, and you feel her grip around your neck tighten almost imperceptibly.
>>"W-we're supposed to b-be talking about... about the Yaks, now..."
>Celestia kicks her widdle rear hoofsies to get a better, more secure position on your body.
>"We can do that later, Twilight."
>She turns to look at you and her voice takes on a tone that you wouldn't find out of place on a mother talking to her toddler.
>"But right now, me and my widdle sunshine have some snuggling to do, don't we?"

>>27979618
>Celestia shows up with no warning each night and sleeps on top of Anon
>Any attempts to speak with her about this are met with a gentle boop to the nose and a whispered "later"
>The next time it's time for bed, Celestia refuses to explain herself and instead rubs Anon's head with a wing and hums "you are my sunshine" until he falls asleep.

>>27980276
>"A-Anon! Sweetie! W-we... y-your aunt and I... we were... we were..."
>>"We were playing a game that only adults play. Thou art too young to playeth, so go back to thine bed post-haste!"
>"...well, I wouldn't say he's too young to play, Lulu..."

>>28004969
Thanks. I've been waiting for this thread to pop up again. See you tomorrow, thread~

>>27984360
>Celestia will never be your overprotective mother
>Celestia will never become obsessed with you
>Celestia will never come to the conclusion that the only way to protect you from the skanks and whores of her school is to claim you for herself
>And maybe for her sister too

>>28005067
can you do?
>>28005038

>>28004877
Correct me if I'm wrong, but since Freud founded psychoanalysis, wouldn't he have loved to pick brains like ours?

>>27985620
I would read the SHIT out of that.

>>28005109
>"Yeah, I guess it is the whole want to fuck a mom figure thing, but I also want her to be a horse!"
>"Insane? nope, I have a job, my own house, damn nice car, normal member of society"
>"What are you doing with that gun?"
>"NO FREUD DON'T COMMIT SUDOKU!"

>>27987852
>Your 9-foot-tall mother Celestia with two 80-pound breasts will never show a special, genuine interest in your life
>Celestia will never be content with just spending time with you
>Celestia will never secretly miss your hugs
>Celestia will never love you unconditionally

>>28005108
Sure thing. Not tonight, though, I'm off to bed. Work happens tomorrow morning, unfortunately.

>>27991686
>Your mom pulls you into a hug the moment you walk through the front door.
>"Oh, Sunshine!"
>It takes you a moment to realize she's crying.
"M-mom?"
>She pulls back and grins at you.
>That sweet smile outshines the sun.
>"Sweetie, you've made me so happy. You've given me the best gift a mother could ever ask for!"
>Your mom pulls you back in and peppers your face with kisses.
>It isn't long before they start to linger on your skin, slowly becoming more sensual.
"What's gotten into you, mom?!"
>Not that you're complaining, but...
>Your mom pulls away and stares deep into your eyes from under heavy lids.
>"Can't you guess, sweetheart? After everything we've done? All the love we've shared together?"
>She leans in and kisses the corner of your mouth, breaking off only to bring her lips close to your ear, which she whispers into.
>"I'm gonna be a mommy again, Sunshine."
>Oh.
>Oh!
>OH! Oh, oh!
>Oh, oh o-
>A heady giggle and a light shake of your shoulders breaks you from your little episode.
>"And it's all thanks to my little boy."
>The next kiss is on the lips, and you're all too eager to return it.

Alright, that's it. Bedtime for reals now.

>>28005204
Good thing that Anon -------------------- was adopted --------------------, otherwise who knows what would have happened!

>>28000876
>Humans, to dragons, inexplicably have all the physical features that scream "cute"
>Dragons constantly have to avoid picking Anon up and cuddling him
>He looks like a fluffy kitten to them

>>28005228
....Yeah! Yeah, sure. Sure he was.

>>28005270
If it was just regular pone celestia who adopted Anon then Anon has nothing to worry about vis a vis inbreeding

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>>28004951

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>>28004876
d'aww Analplug-senpai came here to write! And inspired by my picture, of all things!

>>28005019
>Celestia will never postpone important meetings just to snuggle with you. It hurts to live.

>>28004743
Oh, (you)!

>>28004877
>Freud would just give up
S'all good. I know I did.

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>>28006213
>literal shimmerfaggotry

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>"Ooh, mom, Cinnamon Life! Can I get this one, huh? Pleaase?"
>'Alright, sweetheart, put it in the basket.'
>"SISTER, WE MUST MAKE IT TO THE REGISTER BEFORE OUR FROZEN MICROWAVE TREATS THAW!"
>'Relax, Luna...you can pick out a cereal, too.'
>"...T-this pleases us."

>the page 7

>>28007203
Faust said that Luna wasn't a fully-grown alicorn yet, right? I'd be down to clown with Luna being "the baby sister" of hers and Celestia's relationship. That's super fucking cute.

I remember when I got my first job and I was so excited that I'd be able to buy my own cereal and eat more than fucking Cheerios no matter what Mom said.... then I found out that the cereal I wanted was 8 bucks a box (thank you, Reese Puff cereal) and I never buy it unless it's on sale.

>>28004831
Ha ha Gary!

>>27999265
I don't think anyone's made a green about anon taking his reluctant but secretly very Willing mother throughout the school day

>>28007269
I'd prefer his mother following Anon around while disguised as a student.

>You're talking to your friends when your mom - and also your principal - comes walking up.
>Oh god, is she going to give you a good-morning kiss again?
>Not this time, it seems.
>She's dressed up in baggy jeans, and AC DC t-shirt, a red button-up shirt on top of that, and she has a red backwards cap on her head.
>"How do you do, fellow kids?"
>She asks, throwing her skateboard over her shoulder.
"Oh god, mom, please leave."
>Celestia laughs nervously.
>"Ha! Ahah! Oh, goodness, no. You're a very silly person, An-er, stranger. I am... My name is, er... Celly."
>Your friends all look like they really want to leave now.
>You do too.
>"I'm an exchange student, and the Big P 'Lestia told me to find a group of youths to make friends with."
>She looks an arm around your elbow and pulls you into a side hug.
>"You look radical and cool! Do you want to chill out after school? I know a radical place where we can kick back and totes not have to do things like listen to our parent. I have a rock albu-CD for us to listen to!"
>Your friends are gone.
>They've left and they're never coming back.
>Your mom is your only friend, now.
>Just like she wanted.

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>>28007332
>"Yeah, like totally, sunsh-, I mean, dude man..dawg, bro."
>'Oh god, mom stop, seriously.'
>Luna shows up, also 'disguised'
>"What is up, fellow students? By chance, have I arrived in time for all the sex, drugs & rock and/or roll?"
I'd like to think her 'rock albu-CD' is probably something like KC and the sunshine band or neil diamond.

>>28007375
>"Come! Let us do the 'CPC' I have acquired!"

>>28007332
>you got away safely this time
>you'd pulled some straight up bourne identity parkour escaping from mom's good morning kiss
>it's not that you don't love your mom, it's just a kiss on the mouth, lasting as long as her's do, in front of the student body..
>you could do without giving them that scene
>"Heh, nothing personnel, mom." You say rounding the corner
>'OSOI, ANONYMOUS-KUN~'
>"EH?! NANI?!!"
>'Za Warudo.'
>mom stops time and gives you a thousand kisses

>>28007585
>...Did she just slip you the tongue?

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>>28007622
>n-no, your limbs begin to feel heavy as you see time slow to a halt
>she says which number kiss she's on after every one
>they all feel longer than the last
>"three~" she whispers and comes back for more

>>28007622
>You are Twilight
>Did Principal Celestia just slip Anon the tongue?

>>28007645
A-Anon~

>>28007454
Later gets busted by an uncover cop. Only to be realised one they realized the pcp she had was just sugar water and crushed up candy sticks

>>27970732
>A short time later
'LET EQUESTRIA BURN!'
The words tore themselves from the throat of Warmaster Anonymous, as beams of concentrated sunlight burst from the nearby batteries. Screaming bolts of light and heat slamming into Stalliongrad, turning its vast sky scrapers into kilometer high ovens. The Warmaster watched dispassionately as those among his armies who were fighting there were reduced to cinders before they even knew they were betrayed.

>>27963389
>"Yes, sweetie, you have to rub both of them. You don't want to give mommy a sunburn in a place that makes it hard for her to sit down, do you?"
>>"Thy mother could use thine lap as a seat if 'twas the case, dear nephew."
>"Very true, sister. I guess you don't have to rub them down, Sunshine, I'll understand if they're too big for you."

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>"All done, sweetie?"
>'Mhhmm!' You say showing mom your empty cereal bowl
>"Wonderful. Hop on mommy's back and let's go for our morning walk."
>'Yay!'
>"Oomph, my, somepony's certainly growing into a strong young stallion."
>You flex your biceps and giggle
>'Good morning, your highness, young master Anonymous.' Castle staff say in passing
>"Good morning, loyal subject."
>'MORNIIIING!!'
>Meanwhile, in the guard barracks
>"C-CAPTAIN ARMOR!!! CAPTAIN ARMOR, WAKE UP, SIR!!"
>'Private Sentry? What's the meaning of this?'
>"HE'S COMING."
>'..Think you must've gotten some spoiled K-rations, soldier, back to your bunk.'
>"N-no, you don't understand, I HEARD him! He's coming!!"
>The quaking footsteps and raucous calls of 'HIIII!!' and 'MORNIIIING!' proved his ravings weren't a joke
>That 6'5 'young son' of The Princess was on his way right now
>You push past Sentry whose now rocking back and forth in tears holding his helmet
>"FIND ANYTHING YOU CAN AND USE IT TO BRACE THE DOOR, THIS IS NOT A DRILL!"

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>>28007666
>D-did Principal Celestia and Anonymous just kiss?
>They back themselves into a doorway between the row of lockers
>You in turn make yourself scarce, hiding behind a corner
>What're the two of them doing?
>"Haa~ Oh, yesss."
>!
>Peeking out you see Principal Celestia's blazer unbuttoned and Anonymous pulling her top down, kissing and sucking her breasts
>D-don't unf, Twilight

>>28006889
I thought that was supposed ro be celestia. thus why i replayed to a anon depicting that.

>>28008564
>supposed ro be
It's ok, scoob.
Like, shit happens, man.

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>>28008579
I noticed i did that after the post fuck my life and my small phone. I blame this on trollestia!

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>"PEETZER!"
>'Hi, Condense, Shiny.'
>"Sweetie, let's try to use our inside voices for the rest of the trip, hmm?"
>"P-peetzer."
>"I know, I know, you're excited to see Anonymous and Twily again!."
>"Ppppt..p-peetzer peetzer."
>"Cady, honey, she doesn't MEAN to come off as..ehh..neurotic and pushy."
>"Peetz-, PEETZER PEETZER!"
>Shining sighs
>"Anon, help me out here."
>'Condense, I promise if you put up with her and be nice we'll have another war with all my beast wars and aliens figures. Mom might even make us a fort.'
>"PEETZ-, PEETZER?"
>'Mmhmm, but like Shiny said, indoor voice and be nice to Twilight, k?'

>>28007851
I chuckled heartily.

>>28008704
>"M-mr. Captain Armor, sir? Are you all ok in there? The doors locked!"
>'Just fine, your highness, n-never better infact!'
>"My mommy said I could play with you guys again! Isn't that great Just unlo-"
>'NO!'
>"Huh?"
>'I mean uhh no, your highness, w-we're all sick right now! Yes, we've got the uhh-, we've all got the pony pox!'
>"Haha, that's ok, my mommy says I'm resist-..restat-..she says I can't get pony sicknesses cause I'm a human."
>The door handle starts to jiggle
>'BRACE!'
>The entire guard unit begins to push to keep the doors closed
>"Guys is there something blocking the door?"
>Some begin muttering prayers to themselves while fighting back tears
>Get it together, Armor, YOU WILL see your squad through this
>The squeaking of hooves against the barrack floor is saying otherwise though
>The doors begin to open, with your men being pushed back
>"HAHA! YAY, I DID IT!"
>His hulking form towers over you
>"Time to cure those pony pox with...."
>'CELESTIA NO, I WANT TO LIVE!!!'
>"Tickles!!"

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"I'm so glad Anon decided to invite Twilight to his birthday party. I've been trying to get those two together since they were young."
>"I am well aware, as I am sure Anonymous is as well. But sister, why must we dress like this?"
"Oh that. Anon said he wanted to have clowns at his party, and he said it would mean the world to him if we could play the part. I didn't think you would mind Luna."
>"I would suffer any indignity for my favorite nephew. But, I am only wondering why the sudden penchant for clowns. He has never displayed interest in them before."
"I'm not sure either. He came to me last week and asked for the party. If it makes him happy, that's all that matters."
>"Last week you say?"
"Yes, is something wrong?"
>"No, not at all. It is just that I told Anonymous about a dream I saw of Twilight Sparkle's where-"
>"There are my two favorite girls."
>Anon comes over to both of you, hugs and kisses each of you.
>"Thanks for putting this all together mom, you too auntie. You both look great by the way."
"Always the charmer."
>You kiss his cheek.
"I'm very glad you invited Twilight, sunshine. I can tell you now that she was so happy you invited her."
>"I wouldn't want her to miss my party."
>He smiles.
>The doors open and Twilight enters the great hall.
>"Prince Anonymous, I can't tell you how much I appreciate you inviting me to your... your..."
>She slowly stops talking while looking at Luna and you.
"I'm so glad you could make it Twilight."
>"C-cl-c-c-cl-clo..."
>She stutters as her eyes go wide.
"Twilight, are you alright?"
>"Yeah Twi, you okay?"
>Anon asks.
>"CLOOOWWWWWWNNNNNSSS!!!!"
>She yells and twleports out of the room.
>"Oh wow, that went better than I had thought. Totally worth it."
>Anon starts laughing.
"Anonymous!"

>>28008888
>Anon starts laughing
>"Anonymous!"
>cue 80's sitcom ending
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4JCXEs_p3M

kek'd and checked.

>>28007585
am i the only one seeing celestia as Dio or jotaro in that scene?

>>28009160
yes

>>27963844
>during celestia and nmm's first fight a young anon from the times of knights and kings is teleported to equestria and see's them fighting. He watches in awe over it before he gets hit by a stray magic beem turning him into a statute. 1000 or so years later cmc are in the everfree trying to get their cutie marks. Find anon statute and bring it to twilight. Twilight can tell he is alive and brings him to celestia asking about it. Celestia somehow figures out she froze him and feels bad. She raises him teaching him about the new world as a apology. Him and luna connect because they both aren't used to the new world yet.
you know, there was a story really similar to that one; it was instead of a knight anon falling in love with Luna and she embracing it, eventually Celestia finds out and disapproves adn threatens to kill anon; cue Celestia vs NMM fight in which anon gets turned into stone. Some time after Luna comes back Celestia reveals a somewhat amnesic Luna that she actually kept the statue safe and will give their relationship a chance...
Too bad the author deleted half of it from his pastebin and has pretty much stopped working on it. It was also form the flutterrape threads

>>28008406
What, no Twilight/Anon/Celestia threesome?

>You are Twilight, the furiously masturbating.
>You've got one hand buried in your soaked underwear, and the other groping your breast.
>FUCK, this is hot.
>Anon, that dirty boy, has been nailing his own mother for the last fifteen minutes.
>You've never heard a boy makes those kinds of groans and grunts before outside of the time you stopped by the bathroom door and listened to Shining Armour shower.
>And boy oh boy, you have never EVER heard Principal Celestia moan and whimper like she was now!
>Anonymous unlatches his mouth from Celestia's breast while Celestia strokes her son's hair.
>"M-maawwmm... I'm gonna... gonna.."
>>"Inside, baby! Do it inside!"
>Aaaaaaand you just creamed yourself.
>click
>And thanks to your quick thinking, you now have a photo of this entire event.
>You're getting in on this if it kills you.

>>28009732
>You snap a few on your phone
>Once you've straightened yourself back out, you put your phone back into your backpack
>"My future husband may just sing a different tune now that I have THIS."
>You're about to turn around and leave the scene when you run into someone
>"Ouch! Hey, watc-..o-oh."
>'We could not help overhear your triumphant declaration, Ms. Sparkle. DO tell, now that you have 'what' exactly?'
>Vice Principal Luna
>"Nothing! I was j-just.."
>'My office, now, Twilight.'
>Once the two of you enter her office she wastes no time
>'Your phone, Twilight. Please give it to me now.'
>Defeated and fearing the worst if you don't cooperate, you hand it over
>She's already got the phones SD card out and broken it
>The phone it's self follows suit
>Yeah, it was definitely a good idea to cooperate
>'Now. What did you see today, Ms. Sparkle?'
>"...I didn't see anything."
>'Good. And what happened to your phone?'
>"I lost it."
>'Excellent. You're dismissed, and for future reference, should you ever, EVER again entertain the notion of finding yourself good enough for my nephew, don't.'
>"Y-yes ma'am."

>>28008784
I read Anon's lines in a schwarzenegger voice and I can't laughing.

>>28009903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yqd75O7mRBE

>>28009899
This is not the sexy path I thought the story would take.