If you made it to Equestria, would your waifu love you if

>>27956772
There is that one picture that goes pure autism to calculate the size of a pony relative to the average adult male.

I'd post it but I have the nsfw version, I ain't tryin to get modded and shit.

Regardless, I think Celestia is just barely as tall as us, or shorter, can't be bothered to check.

>>27956836
Regardless of how tall pones are there has to be people shorter than them

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must I post this again?

>>27956892
True.

I don't think this affects much though.
The anon in the picture is still taller than the average stallion, at worst his bonestructure is less defined and he's thinner than most ponies, but they would or should accept him the same way otherwise.

>>27957005
whose foot did they use to measure the foot?

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>>27957005
>5'10 average male

Manlets, when will they learn?

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>>27956772
>tfw 6'3

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>>27956772
>large ponies
ahem

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>210 cm
>76kg
>mfw

>>27958540
At least you aren't a fat fuck cenk vs jones

>27957287
(You)

>>27958540
You can be the big spoon to my little spoon.

>>27957005
>eight foot candy cane
>could be eight feet not tilted
>could be slightly buried in the ground
>could be an exaggeration
Stop. Using the fucking candy cane is retarded and inconsistent as hell

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>>27958647
*rattle*

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>>27956772
Those LITTLE ponies are way too fucking big.

>>27959354
So, ponies are either the size depicted here: >>27958530 or smaller. Either way, they are much smaller than OP's image suggests.

>>27958540
>implying skeletals aren’t qt
your waifu would still love you
>>27959354
>Using the fucking candy cane is retarded and inconsistent as hell
that's the best sentence i've heard all week

I wanna put a saddle and bridle on Celestia and ride her with spurs.

>>27959428
4 u

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>>27959428
They are little overall, but big in correct places.

>>27956772
Man if I was that short suicide would be the only option

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>>27956772
I like to imagine Iron Will is 5 foot even so as long as you're just as tall or taller you should be fine. Hell, tall fags have to worry about fiiting into a world of 4 foot doorways.

>>27959354
There was a pic that used a door frame and it was about the same result.

>>27956772
>6'2
If height were the only factor, I think I'd be safe.

>>27959354
The Candy cane was 8 feet long, there's literally no way to interpret that other than that it's 8 feet long.

Talk about being a dumbass. You mad that the calculated size of ponies doesn't fit your fagcanon?

>>27958540
The fuck?

>>27956772
Hah I'm 5"10. I'm tall enough

>>27958540
Are you me?
Well I'm 200 and 68kg.
Do you have problems with your legs?

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>Just found out I'm actually 5'11"
>Always thought I was 6'1" as my mum had always measured me and told me that's how tall I am
>I ask her what else she's been keeping from me about my body
>She gets nervous and tells me I'm also knock-kneed and have haemophilia
>T-thanks mum

>>27956772
>5'5
>220 lbs of muscle-fat.
>Hairy and broad.
If I made it to Equestria I would grow my beard out more and become a Dorf.
Then I would take over the Diamond Dogs and start a mining monopoly.
Disregard pussy, acquire gold and booze.