> Anon is looking after the CMC while the Mane Six are off

>>27955317

force them to watch Supersize Me

>>27955317
You guys ever see posts like this, not really prompts, but just green texts, and think that it could be a nice little story? So you think to yourself that maybe you could write about it and take it on, but you figure these threads die quickly and most green here gets overlooked so you decide to ignore it and go to other threads instead and completely ignore the previous one?

Yeah, I would, but people wouldn't even bother with it. Regardless of that autism, this could be, and should be, nice green material. I hope that someone takes on this mission, lord knows I would, but the time is not yet right.

>>27955410
the glimmer shitposters are pushing a lot of good material off the board lately

>>27955317
>What do?

Start duckfacing back.

>>27955483
yet another reason that Starlight glimmer is the worst thing to happen to the show since Twilicorn.

>>27955529
>implying
its like you havent even noticed they do it with whatever character is popular at the time. they dont give a shit about the characters.

>>27955410
Please take a stab at it anon.

>>27955317
"You'll get your phone back when you stop pretending to be sluts"

>>27956738
>"But we're not pretending!"
"Oh yeah, how many sexes have you done?"
>"Fourteen!"
"Trick question. There are only two sexes, the proper phrasing is 'how many times have you had sex?', and fourteen is a small number. Your sister's done it forty nine times and isn't a slut."
>"SHE DID WHAT?!"
"And the fact that surprises you cements it! You're grounded. Three weeks."
>"AHHHHH!"
"Calm down."
>"THAT'S SO GROOOOOSS!"
"Oh, you're just freaking out over that. Okay then, get it out."
>"AHHHHHHHHH!"

>>27956738
>>27956936

kek

>>27955317
>What do?
Beat them.

>>27958542
Would you make them cut you a switch?

>>27955317
>rape

>>27955317
Dumb horse land don't have no computers can't have Ingram no fones ither

>>27955317
Slap them all ducking senseless. Tie them up in my basement. Rape repeatedly. Take that you camwhores!

>>27959791
>thinking fans of the fandom know this

>>27956936
>"Really? Fourty nine times? Gosh, that's what those horrible noises were."
>"Ohmygod that's what the puddle was."

>>27956936
>Your sister's done it forty nine times and isn't a slut."
Why is anon so retarded?

>>27960172
2 things Rarity has done it way more than 49 times and she is a slut.

>>27959906
>"That's why it tasted so good."
>"Ohmygod"

>>27959712
I would

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>>27959824
18 and up only friend

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>>27959824