You have made their daughter pregnant. What would be your

>>27953840
To point at Mrs. Shy and tell her, "You're next."

>>27953840
>rape

>>27953840
"Do you folks know what a 'zoophile' is?"

>>27953840
>dindunuffin

>>27953840
>Why do you collect clouds? Even Applejack isn't dull enough to collect dirt.

>>27953840
"Your daughter raped me."

>>27953840
I hope you guys don't have anything against abortion.

>>27953840
"Congrats, your daughter is into beastialiy!"

>>27953840
So should I tie her wings and push her off the porch or do you folks have a coat closet around here?

>>27953840
I'M NUCLEAR I'M WIIIILLLLD

>>27954016
>implying we won't see a future episode where applejack reveals her secret dirt collection.

wew lad.

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>>27953840
>So you've come on this
>The day of my daughters birthday to ask of me one thing, Anon
>What is one thing within my power that you would ask of me?

>>27953840
"I wanted to cum inside Rainbow Dash but Fluttershy was all that was available."

>>27954048
>dat MGS nostalgia

>>27953840
Congratulations you are raising your grandson. I'm out

>>27954059
I would like your daughter's hand in marriage. Rather, I would like your blessing.

>>27954051
>her secret dirt collection
>secret
It's called a "farm".

>>27954073
/thread

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>>27953840

Stare them straight in the eyes and say

"I fucked your daughter."

>>27953840
Dat ain't mine yo, you jus playa hatin. I no babby daddy, dat kid ain't mine yo. Donchu think bout tryin for child support.

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>>27953840
She's an absolute terror for Absolute Territory

>>27953840
I heard you want grandkids.
Can you specify how many you want?

>>27953840
"So, uh, Mr. Shy? Gotta ask, is your wife still good down there? Y'know, nice and tight and all? I'm thinkin about asking for Flutter's hand -er- hoof in marriage, and before I popped the question I wanted to check that the goods will still be good when she starts getting old. No offence of coarse, Mrs. Shy"

>>27954347
"Oh by the way, we already did the thing and your daughter may or may not already be pregnant with our stange, unnatural abomination of a child."

>>27954347
Stallions have larger dicks but no stamina what so ever. In and out in 10 seconds flat.
So, What do you think?

>>27954371
Worth it

>>27953840
"humans have some of the largest body/genital size ratio in the animal kingdom"

>>27954283
I want to cum deep ínside flutters

>>27953840
At least I'm not a zebra. Or a nigger

>>27954502
Zigger

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"You're wife's son will have a friend!

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>>27954537
anthro pls

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>>27954369
>Starting the master race
Now all you have to do is train them to breed with the local populartion.

>>27953854
To point at Mr. Shy and tell him, "You're next."

>>27953854
this nigga got it clear

>>27954718
>>27953854
Point at your newborn daughter "You're next when you are old enough."

>>27953840
"Ya know how your whole family likes cute shit? Well now your cutest kid is having a cute kid!"

>>27953840
YOU'RE ADOPTED

>>27954923
"Mister and Missus Shy? I have some terrible news. You're adopted."

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>>27954163

>>27953840
Fluttershy is not my lover.

>>27954163
You need a medal.

>>27953840
If they don't know
"Your daughter is so kinda, and sweet, and forgiving. You two must be truly wonderful ponies to raised her to the mare she is today. So very.. very understanding."

If they already know
"Frankly, I'm just as shocked and surprised as you are."

>>27954283
>Absolute Territory
>No skirt
>Thus no area between skirt and sock

Go home Ken, you're drunk.

>>27953840
They're not real, so can't get pregnant, let alone anything else.

>>27953840
>Look at Flutterdad
"Your daughter calls me Daddy too."
>He doesn't know whether to be angry or happy

>>27953840
FUCK

>>27955161
She's just a filly who claims that I am the one.

>>27954903
This guy gets it.

>>27956608
If we live in Kansas.

>>27953840
"Hello, Mr. and Mrs. Shy."

>>27953840
>"Did you know Zephyr got Dashie pregnant???"

>Evaluate my own position based on what their reaction and go from there

>>27956196
HEE HEE
SH'MON

>>27956196
BUT THE FOOOAL IS NOT MY SON

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>>27953840
man it's not them I'm worried about, it's her girlfriend.

>>27957888
Bait, but it gives me s1 nostalgia.

>>27957888
Checkd butwhat the fuck are you talking about?

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>>27953840
Thank me later

>>27953854
First post best oat

>>27953840
"Congratulations!"

>>27953840

Nothing
I would leave her and let her be a single mother

>>27953840
I swear that I was trying to pull out.

>>27953854
This Anon knows what's up.