Tonight is your big date with Rainbow Dash. Where shall

>>27948902
Rarity's place, she's welcome to watch me and Rara go at it but no touching.

>>27948902
the opera.

>>27948902
The Gay bathhouse

>>27948902
of she's as awesome as she says, then she has to fucking pay for the food and pick the place

>>27948957
I don't think that's how awesome works

UFC 205

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>>27948965
being and going dutch is pretty awesome though

>>27948902
>"Damnit, w-where's Anon, he's late!"
>The nervous tomboy fidgets with her skirt on her porch, all gussied up for a night out
>Finally Anon's car pulls up
>"It's about time!" She huffs and begins walking towards the car
>Anon looks to be sitting back in a relaxed position still gripping the wheel
>'Ahhhh, fuck yeah~..Oh man, Rarity..damn.'
>"Huh?" Dash says confused
>Rarity's head lifts up as she daintily uses a finger to wipe something from her lips
>"Anonymous, darling, the lights green now."
>"Oh, thanks Rares, let's go, that reservation for Dorcia will go to the next party if we're not there on time."
>Rarity sits back in her seat and turns to wink at a hurt and confused Rainbow Dash as the car pulls away

>>27948909
Alright, but she insists that you strip her, tie her to a chair, and force her to watch.

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>>27949618
That's just mean desu.
TRY GETTING A RESERVATION AT DORCIA NOW, YOU STUPID FUCKING BASTARDS!

>>27949618
Dorcia on a friday night, how'd Anon swing that?

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>>27948902
>eqg
To the trash

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I take her out for a night of laser tag

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>>27949618

That's so mean.

Stop bullying the Dash.

>>27949618
I have the most shameful Boner

>>27949768
I've always thought of attempting a green where dash has a shameful voyeur fetish, but I'm shit at writing.

>>27948902
that's too ez
competitive games are the answer
like bowling or some shit

>>27949661
Why do you find that humorous?

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>>27949661
Stop.

>>27948902
Through the mirror to equestria so i can pound that horse pussy

>>27950454
>hooves

>>27949702
She'll get no sympathy from me.

>>27950500
You monster

>>27950303
>Not liking EQG means you're a >no hooveser
Dumb frogposter is dumb.

>>27950458
>(You)

>>27951407
It's certainly the most prevalent reason.

>getting defensive

>>27948902
through the mirror portal to equestria

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>>27948902
>big date with Rainbow Dash.
>Where take her?

Want a serious answer? We go out trail riding.
She can ride a dirt bike...that's canon. It's something she'd have fun doing, plus it gets you out alone in the woods, nice & private for sexual.

>>27951942
You want Rainbow to go dirt biking in a dress?
That's hot

>>27948902
To the park
to find Pokemon Go locations.

>>27948902
i wanna take her to the gay bar

To the garbage dump

It's the only place that will block out the smell of her crusty cunt

the deepest pits of hell

>>27952047
>thinking a regular garbage dump is enough

You'll have to go to a sulfur mine for that.

>>27952047
>>27952055
Fags

>>27951975
christianyou2uber? is that you?

Her home, the dumpster in my back alley

>>27948902

Shooting Range.

>>27948902

>Big Date with Rainbow Dash

I'll be taking her to the trash, where she belongs.

>>27953026
>>27953469
Funny that a Rainbow Dash thread attracted a bunch of queers