"I've heard 'she' has nine inches of cock

>>27948838
That's kinda hot!

>>27948838
"Rarity, you have a different nine inch cock between your thighs each day."

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>>27948870
R E K T

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>>27948870
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>>27948888
ZOOMED WORDS

>>27948899
inb4 pony thread simulator.

also:
>>27948870
/thread

>>27948870
wow, upvotes??? reddit you sure know how to please a lady ;))

>>27948870
/mlp/, I just got bad news from my doctor. I have an almost incurable cancer and they've given me two months to live. They say the only cure is to include me in the screencap ;_;7

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>>27949015
>;_;7
Fucking neck yourself you redditing piece of shit.

>>27948870
Rev up those zoomed words.

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capped

>>27949034
>no zoomed words

>>27949040
>filename

>>27949026
You got triggered by the precise arrangement of a semi-colon, an underscore, a semi-colon and the number seven in that order, enough to tell me to kill myself. How pathetic are you?

>>27949049
Do you know where you are?

>>27949049
You got so triggered by the response to your post with green text, an image macro, and a common meme, enough to respond with a shitty comeback to an anonymous stranger. How pathetic are you?

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>>27948870
Rarity is pure and has never been touched, you swines

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>>27949061

Your waifu is a shit

>>27949063
For you

>>27949026
that particular emote has been used here for years anon.

>>27949061
Now you've tempted me to make an image disproving that.
Dildo store anyone?

>>27949071
Emotes are nothing to photos. Thats why we have images.

>>27949077
You can't disprove the truth

>>27949084
F ;_;7

>>27948870
Put my post in the screencap please!

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>>27949061
She's just too cute.

>>27949060
>literally unable to damage control, so he resorts to copycat behavior done by six year old children
What's it like being so butthurt, that you had to resort to that?

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>>27949171
You're going to call me the voice actor of Big Mac? I'd be insulted if I were call a fedora-wearing faggot with a giant forehead

>>27949194
Are you aware that people on this site generally look down on those who haven't lurked for a good amount of time?

>>27948838
Wouldn't it be in front of her thighs?

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>>27949112
>>27948887
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>>27949027
If you need to samefag to make your own post funny then that just shows how desperate you are for someone to acknowledge your post.

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/r/ing futa greentext

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>>27950334
>Tripfag
>Frogposter

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>>27949061
This guy gets it.

And you'd think if Rarity really was a slut more people here would love her as she'd be so easy to get with. You know, seeing how sex obsessed most people here are. Just a thought.

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>>27948870
REACTION IMAGES

>>27950334
Thanks for the single (You), here's some information on the house. Welcome.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YgHNtzxO0y8

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>>27948870
put me in the screen cap

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>>27948838
>>27948870

>>27948870
Just zoom my words up, senpai

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>>27948890
Sunset makes the best emotions for reaction images.

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>>27949063
>background character

>>27948870
Just ZOOM my WORDS up senpai

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>>27948838
"You know I can hear you, right?"

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>>27948870
Noone will cap this Im sure.

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>>27948870
>Rarafags be like

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>>27948870

>>27948838
>>27948870

Vote on who is packing the D for green

http://www.strawpoll.me/10804154

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>>27948870
Aw shit nigga

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>>27948870
Shimmy with the bantz

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>>27948870
>Rarifags

>>27952673
How can you include Sunset and Rarity on that list if they are the ones talking about the girl.

>>27952794
>implying Rarity wouldn't be such a gossipmonger that she spreads rumors about herself

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>>27952673
There is only one right answer.

>>27952854
This. Futashy was a thing long before half of the current board wandered in from Facebook.

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>>27952673
>Nobody else voted for Trixie
Come on now, where's the appreciation for canon dickmare?

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>>27952673
>derpys not winning

>>27952794
>How can you include Sunset and Rarity

I didn't include Rarity you dumb nigger. Sunset is there because

>A) Rarity may not realize who she is talking to, being a gossip monger and more interested in talking first than looking

OR

>B) The rumor is wrong but not entirely so, as Sunset is the one with a D