Well /mlp/ i have royally fucked myself over this time.
>Be me
>Be 19
>Have live in 18 year old gf
>Together since she was 15 and i was 16
>I watch mlp and don't try to hide it but we both work alot and she never noticed
>Thought she knew i was a brony and just didnt care
>BigMistake.fuckme
>She came home and i was watching it
>Laughs her ass off and asks why im watching it
>"Im a brony i thought you knew this? Ive watched it for years"
>She dies laughing
>I get kinda mad
>She gets really mad
>After 2 hours of yelling about it she says its her or the ponies
>So im currently sippin beer and watching season 3 again
>The house is quite nice and quiet
>Mfw i did actually choose ponies over a real girl
>>27946678
No one cares.
>>27946702
Doubt all you want im not lying.
>>27946678
10/10
A pony could understand if you have a silly thing/hobby you like.
Horses over humans.
Long live Equestria.
Well say what you want, but ponies won't change your diapers and take you to the hospital when you are old, just saying.
That's the only advantage of 3dpd.
>>27946678
>fucked myself over
How?
>>27947000
Nice trips but imma miss her. I did love her but i love my ponies more.
>>27947006
If she doesn't let you do what you like, she had to go. Besides, she might apologize.
>>27947006
It wasn't real love or a meaningful relationship if she gets fucking jealous of you watching a fucking cartoon.
She can go fuck herself and you should forget about that bitch.
Just be sure to find some shitty women bfore you are too old so she can change your diapers like I said above, and you won't die alone. But finding real love that lasts is just wishful thinking.
>>27946678
>>27946728
>>27947006
nice bait!
Fuck off, normalfag.
>>27947090
>Not having fun with the bait
Anon please go
>>27947057
>>27947038
>>27947057
Do you two not know how relationships work? He should go crawling back.
>>27947169
Go back to whatever normie website you came from.
>>27947169
>do you not know how relationships work
Hahah, fucking leave.
>>27947006
All I could say is if someone who freaks out over a fucking cartoon can't fess up and apologize within a couple of days, then don't ever reconsider it.
>>27946678
My guess is brony = horsefucker in normie language sooo yeah she probably thinks you fap to them
>>27947169
>He should go crawling back.
That's for cucks. He should just find another girl and not tell her about the pastel horses.
>>27946678
What the fuck, what kind of a shitty human being dumps their boyfriend over watching a cartoon. Has it become that big of a stigma to you kids nowadays. My girlfriend got me into it. You must be living in some kind of super normie culture if that's reasonable.
>>27947169
JUST
KEK
MY
SHIT
UP
>>27946678
>>"Im a brony i thought you knew this? Ive watched it for years"
>>She dies laughing
>>I get kinda mad
>>She gets really mad
>>After 2 hours of yelling about it she says its her or the ponies
Humans don't behave this way.
>itt: summerfags falling for easy b8
you did the right thing, OP. Dont be in a relationship with someone who doesnt put up with however you choose to spend you free time assuming it isnt destructive.
calling yourself a brony was painfully autistic though.
>>27946678
Nice blog, cuck.
>>27946678
>together for three years
>break up over a show
>she gets angry instantly after laughing at you
your story is shit.
>>27946678
>>27946678
The fuck? It's just a cartoon!
Not drugs or murder or w/e....just a fucking tv show.
If this is true, than you're better off without her.
>>27946678
If she gets that mad over you watching a cartoon, you're better off without.
>>27946678
>Gf, friends, family, or anyone sees me watching it.
>"It's cute and kills time"
>"Oh okay. Cool."
>Doesn't matter.
>>27946678
lol
>>27946678
If this is real, then who cares. Anyone who is willing to break up over that is shit tier. Also, if she was willing to break up that easily she was probably looking for an excuse. She was cheating.
My turn
>meet girl at a horse con
>totally wants my dick
>says I can still have my waifu and she won't try to compete
>says she wants to look up pony porn with my dick inside her and her sitting on my lap to see if she can tell which ones I like the most by how hard I get inside her
>cuddling in bed
>can only think of how much I'd rather cuddle my waifu
>role over and cuddle my plushie instead
Waifu 4 laifu
>>27949576
Ya know... thats so odd that I'm pretty damn sure I'd never want a girl like that. LOOK AT PORN WHILE YOUR PENIS IS INSIDE ME YEA THATS GOOD YEA YEA.
Does anyone find that uncomfortable? In any situation? Can't people just have a good old fashioned fuck without porn being weirdly involved?
>>27949576
>can only think of how much I'd rather cuddle my waifu
>roll over and cuddle my plushie instead
If someone leaves you over watching a cartoon about pastel colored horses and is too good to apologize for that, you've made the right choice.
>>27946678
Wow LOL!!! xDDDD holy fuggg amazing blog post dude! Your life is supper funny dude !!! :DDDDDDDDD (‐^▽^‐) hahahha thanks for sharing fellow brony
>>27946678
Good for you, if cartoons are a problem for her you were going to have a bad time if this relationship lasted longer.
Now fuck off normie, go find another slut.
>>27949410
This faggot is right, OP.
She's a bitch.
>>27947169
I bet you enjoy sucking that black cock fresh out of your girlfriends pussy.
Cuz, you know, you're a faggot.
>>27948292
>humans don't behave this way
Humans don't. Women do.
>>27947169 (you)
I replied to the bait too guys!
>>27950060
That's downright nauseating.
>>27946678
>"It's either me or the ponies!"
Meanwhile she cheating on you with chad thundercock or Tyrone, and you don't have as much as a say in it.
>Having a Girlfriend
>2016
Every Fucking Time
>>27946678
>"Im a brony
There's your problem.
Just say "It's a surprisingly good show"
There's no reason to be a retard about it.
>>27946678
YFW she was testing to see if you would malfunction when presented with a set of "conflicting" opinions
>>27947157
DGFW she was acting out his own thoughts and aspirations
>>27947169
Apparently you don't either, OP is 19, he's got plenty of time to explore other relationships, and high school sweethearts rarely work out (though not impossible)
Ascended
>>27950211
>pukes uncontrollably
>>27946678
>After 2 hours of yelling about it she says its her or the ponies
>So im currently sippin beer and watching season 3 again
>>27950328
How are you enjoying your first day on 4chan?
>>27950211
>top waifu
>>27950506
You mean the first time I have seen that rainbow cancer shit of Fluttershy? Cause i have been here for years, but didn't even bother to watch that episode. Rainbow cancer makes me sick.
>>27946678
You did the right thing
OP here
Update
Shes at her parents now, came and got her shit today. She cried a ton and yelled at me about how much i was throwing away. Pissed me off because i was trying to watch the last couple episodes of season 3 and i couldnt hear them.
>>27952697
I don't believe that it came to an ultimatum "me or the ponies" without any other context.
You are lying or out of touch, or neither of you really valued your relationship.
>>27952720
Or this entire thread was b8 and i just wanted to give some anons a good laugh.
Why the fuck would she make you choose? If she hadn't known for years then it obviously doesn't affect your relationship. She must still ve on the whole "Bronies are cancer" bandwagon. Fuck her. Youre better off without her.