The Grand Galloping Gala is coming up soon and you need a date.

>>27935888
>steal all her apples
>take them to a cave
>get naked
>roll onto and sleep in them for 4 days
>the fifth day cum inside each apple
>then go to her place, still naked
"I CUMMED IN YOUR APPLES. WANNA GO TO THE GALA WITH ME!?"

>rape

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>your crush, Applejack

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>>27935888
By remembering that Applejack isn't my crush at all and instead asking an actual good pone out.

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>>27935888
>your crush, Applejack.

>>27935888
>Ask Rarity to make her jealous
>She says yes
>Realize I love Rarity more than Applejack
>Get over Applejack and carry on relationship with Rarity
>Get married and live happily ever after.

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>>27935900
>>27935903
You know that might work for Twilight or Rainbow Dash, but that doesn't mean every mare is desperate enough to fuck either of you.

>>27935888
Hold her at gun-point

>>27935930
this sounds nice

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>>27935888
>your crush, Applejack
Thanks for the laugh.

>>27935940
nice meme

Not a lot of Apple love here

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>>27935888
I won't because I'm a coward and I'll just sit at home, look out the window and watch big mac take her in a way that is never could.

>>27935941
>30 seconds later, wonder how you got face up, in the mud, with your nose bleeding and no gun in sight
>And Applejack looking angry at you with her hoof pressing painfully on your ribcage

>>27935970
"Harder, Applejack"
>"What?"
"What?"

>>27935976
>she looks at you, confused for a second. Then smirks
>"So...ya like this?" she says while her hoof repeatedly mashes your balls

Ask her brother for help and advice.
Barring that, Applebloom.

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>>27935998

>>27936017
>Ask her brother for help
Maybe if you're trying to get your ass kicked by him

>>27936044
>Hey Big Mac I want to Benis yur sister, help me out brah

>>27936080
......
......
>"Nope"

>>27936091
>Come on I like apples and can totally work for more than 10 minutes without wheezing....your a red stallion...its 2016

I dont date mudponies

>>27936108
.....
.....
.....
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>"Nope"

>>27936130
>REeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

>>27936130
"Dude, come oooooon! I will suck your dick if you help me!"

>>27935888
Just ask her. AJ is the type that would prefer men that were up front with her and didn't beat around the bush.

>>27936153
>>27936165
.......
......
.......
.......
>"Nope"
>*Walks away*

>>27935888
Go meet her while she's working in the fields, force her to the ground and have my way with her.
Then tell her "See you at the gala"

>>27935920
excellent taste

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>>27936166
Depends on what kind of bush you're talking about

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>>27935888
>>27935900
>>27935944
>>27936022
>>27936044
>>27936166
>>27936188
>>27936199

>>27936188
Except Aj could easily overpower you

>"Yo, AJ, wanna go with me to the gala and hang out?"
There

>>27936298
>Yo
>Hang out
No way she's gonna say yes with that cracker speech

>>27935888
I prefer to stay home away from social gatherings, and AJ would rather stay home and work for her family than go to gala. So, we don't go to stupid gala and roll around hay in her barn instead.

>>27935998
"I'm gonna cum, Aj"

>>27935888
>Apple horse
>Crush
Waste of trips OP

>>27936348
*we roll around in the barn instead
Fixed

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>>27935998

>>27935888
I'd workout first then show up somewhat sweaty and say something along the line of I was thinking of you during my reps and wanted to know if you wanted to go to the gala?

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>>27936589
She doesn't fall for that kind of stuff

>Ask Rarity for a Giant apple costume
>Wear it
Seriously, do you even needed me to point out the obvious?

>>27935888
You then realize that as one of the Elements of Harmony, she has her own ticket, plus one. You can ask her, but she will be bringing her own guest and the ticket you got for her is a waste of bits.

>>27936871
You then go home and hang yourself.
Later that day, AJ arrives to offer you her guest ticket.

>>27935998
Wew

>>27935888
Hey, AJ, wanna go to the gala with me?

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>>27935900
>>27935944
>>27936022
>>27936044
>>27936166
>>27936188
>>27936199

>>27937208

>>27935888
Walk up to her and ask

Hey appler jack wanna go to the gala

>>27939194
I don't get it

>>27940494
GTFO NEWFAG
REEEEEEEEEE

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>>27935888
I'd fuck off and hit up Ember. Dragon chicks secretly love these girly sort of things.

>>27935998
That's hot m8

>>27941026
Ok, now I see, the numbers

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You all disgust me, not wanting to take this lady out on a date

>>27935888

Tell her I have a strong back to work the farm.

>>27941359
If you know what I mean

>>27941110
Who cares, she is just a ugly mudpony. The only lovemaking she'll get is from her brother.

>>27942121
I bet your waifu is a unicorn, faggot

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>>27935888
Ask out Airliner instead

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>>27935945
I assure you, if she was real you'll have a crush for her.

https://m.fanfiction.net/s/9431407/1/Side-bets

By doing this

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>>27935888
Ditch her and ask out Fluttershy instead.

>>27942158
No, I don't like farm animals.

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>>27942158
At least one person here has good taste

>>27942179
>dem green eyes
>dem blond hair
>dat cute face
>dat color
>dat accent
>dat ass

I assure you, you will

>>27942203
Is that a yes or no?

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>>27942200
>dat shit taste

No, I won't.

>>27942302
>Saying that anon has shit taste
>not liking Applepone

1/10

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>>27942439
Shh, anon, it's ok.
Some people do like applepone, some others don't, and that's mighty fine. To each his own.

Also, more Apul for us appleponelovers

>>27935888
Okay, this is how it would probably go...

"Hey, AJ, got a sec?"
>"Sure, sugarcube, what's up?"
"You know that the Gala is coming up, right?"
>"Err..Yeah? What of it?"
"Well, I was kinda hoping...I mean...if you're not busy that is...well..."
>AJ raises her brow
>"...Yes?"
"I was wondering...well...I want to ask you if you...erm...you know?"
>AJ smirks, as she tilts her head
>"If I know...what, sugarcube?"
"If you...want...to...gowithmetohegala..."
>Yes, you will completely splerg out on that important question
>AJ giggles, but not your expense...you hope
>"Oh, Anon...That's so sweet of you..."
>Here it comes
"But?"
>AJ sighs
>"I would like to go with you, but I already got someone to hitch with me to the Gala"
>Fuck, you feel your heart shatter into a million pieces
>"And besides...I like you..."
>Wait, what?
>"As a friend..."
>You feel your eyes swell up, as your chest burns in agony
"Just...Just as a friend?"
>"Eyup"
"...With...benefits?"
>AJ scowls at you
>"No, you dope. Just...Just as a really good friend that I know and can trust with anything"
>Applebloom trots on by
>"Speaking of Gala's and trust, can you watch my little sis for me? Everyone I know is going to the Gala, and I don't Applebloom to be all by her loathsome. Can you watch her for me?"

>>27942540
>Can you watch Applebloom?
At this point we have two choices:
1. Rape Applebloom to get revenge
2. Blow our brains out on the spot

>>27942540
>It's Gala night, and you're at the Apple farmhouse, playing board games with a bored Applebloom
>Both of you have given up trying to pretend to have a fun evening, and instead took up to moping in the living room
>"So...Why are you so hooked on big sis anyway?"
>A fair question by Applebloom, but asked at the wrong time
"...I don't know...I don't about anything anymore..."
>Applebloom is playing an apple in her hooves
>"You do realise that she's a carpet munching dyke, right?"
>You look at Applebloom
"Fuck off...For real?!"
>Applebloom chucks the apple at you, and misses by yards
>"Well, duh! Geeze, you're so damn clueless! She's gone with the Lotus sisters from the spa to have a fun evening drinking, eating, dancing, and eating out cunts! And here you are, watching over me, instead of getting a piece for yourself at the dance! Why didn't you tell big sis to go fuck herself where the sun don't shine?!!"
>You groan, and bury your face in your hands to hide the shame
>But, Applebloom takes pity on you
>"Tell you what, Anon. Just wait till I turn 18, and we can fuck and rut like animals, all you want..."
>You look at the little shit, thinking she was fucking you around. But, she's dead serious...
"...How old are you now?"
>"12"
>"...I'm going to be an old man when you turn 18..."
>"That's cool, it'll make things extra kinky when we do it..."
>Oh Jesus...
"...If you're fucking me around..."
>"..."
"...You're on..."
>Applebloom squees with glee
>You're going to be cock-blocked for the next 6 years, but it's all going to be worth it in the end...

This was rushed, as I'm typing this whilst on my porcelin throne. So, peace out all

>>27935888
I would probably head over to Sweet Apple Acres a little bit before AJ was done working. I'd probably walk around the farm trying to find her and stuff, maybe bring her out some cider. As I walk around the farm, I muster the courage to ask AJ if she's going to the Gala with someone. Hopefully, she'd say no, and that's when I'd ask her myself.

I would probably do something like what >>27942540 up until AJ rejected him. I would certainly hope me and AJ's friendship was good enough that I'd get my chance. I'm from the country, so I think I have better chances

>>27942895
>Not slipping something in her cider

>>27942903
well, I'm not trying to get banished from Ponyville. So...

>>27942944
She wouldn't remember it

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>Go with her at The Grand Galloping Gala
How it ended
Pic related

>>27942970
Delete this!

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>>27935888
What a complete waste of trips

>>27942960
Well, /she/ wouldn't...But who's to say some pony didn't see me put something in the cider?

>>27935888
Ask pinkie pie instead

>>27943057
Stop questioning shit and do what needs to be done

>>27943076
Aight....let me grab some roofies then The things I do for horse pussy...

>>27943117
Remember, these are a last resort in case she says no

>>27943138
of courshe, of courshe

>>27942614
I bet he can't even last two minutes

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>>27942158
Most of us already know what little pony our hearts belong to. Trying to advertise yours to someone who already has one isn't a good way to get more lovers on your side.

Appul

>>27942970
Good delete that.

>>27944385
Appul bump

>>27942200
damn straight

>>27942540
>all by her loathsome
immersion ruined as if it didn't suck at the rejection

>>27936173
>chase him down and butt fuck him.
>a apple's a apple no matter what.

Apple pone needs more love

>>27949941
Epul is literally asexual, though. Even her grandma and brother have more desire than her.

>>27949977
The dub dubs are strong.
But you must not be attracted to country mares? Laame

>>27935888
The hell do I need a date for, I ain't goin' to no stupid gala.

>>27936209
Fuck off back to /b/ where you belong, Bateman.

>>27950374
Well, being from North Carolina, country girls are pretty standard.

>>27949977
She's applesexual.

>>27935907
>Not being the first post
I keep finding new ways to be disappointed in /mlp/

>>27942167
>Spoiler alert
>Fluttershy asks you first

>>27954240
bullshit

>>27942167
shit taste m8

>>27949030
>yfw getting buttfucked was part of his plan

>>27942540
>spergy anon

I outgrew that long ago, OP