>This is your dream, anything you can do in your dreams

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ITT: We fight the Tantabus.
Only digit posts affect it. What do you do to it, /mlp/?

I may or may not green the hits that land.

>>27934199
>rape
>"Really, Anon? This is a dream! Is that all you can think of?"
>...rape while flying?
>"Atta boy!"

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>>27934199
>I can do anything I want
>exept be happy

>>27934199
"Good!"
>you lie down
>"ANON! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!?"
"What I want"
>"You...want to sleep?"
"Yep"
>"But you're already...I mean there's no...what..."
"Shhh, shhh, giant dakimakura. Lemme hug you"
>"HANDS OFF ME!"

>>27934199
Twilight's body stiffens and her jaw locks in open position as she's teleported away to a strange room filled with shelves of what she recognised as sex toys. As anon entered the room she panicked as she realised she couldn't move. Despite her best efforts the power of his dream overwhelmed hers and she was trapped.

>>27934209
I throw a rock at it with my jew sling

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>>27934199

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I would imagine a herd of Twilight Sparkles pleasuring me right there on the street.
I want to watch her reaction.
>hfw

>cuddle

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>>27934209
I've got an idea, but I don't think you're gonna like it.

>>27934254
You can't let it slime you, Peter.

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>>27934266
That wasn't my idea.

Also dubs confirms that Peter has been slimed by the Tantabus. The guy can't catch a break.

>>27934209
>rape

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>>27934209
How about giant robots?

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>>27934209
hit it with a broom

>>27934199

https://twitter.com/ditzkoff/status/755455836240089088

>>27934209
>>27934310
Hit it with a GIANT broom.

>>27934199
>Pinkie Pie flings herself at the Tantabus, her newly formed cock sucking with all its might

>>27934199
Bill Murray is killed in the new Ghostbusters

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>>27934209

>>27934317
Winner

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>>27934240
>hfw

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>>27934199
pic related would happen.

>>27934199
Darn, that was my last quarter

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>>27934317
He did it, that's it people we can all go home

>>27934291
>Gypsy Danger fighting the giant Tantabus
Why does this not exist?

>>27934209

Challenge it to a dance battle.

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>>27934199
>>27934317
Twilight Sparkle confirmed for next president of the United States.

Celestia would be so proud.

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>>27934199
IT'S TRENDING

>>27934437
GET ON IT, WRITEFAGS.

>>27934498
I got it. Gimme like ten minutes to work something up.

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>>27934209
SHUT IT'S BIG FUCKIN MOUTH

>>27934511
Ay, dubs.

>>27934510
Godspeed.

peenus weenus :)

>>27934511
"Hey, Twilight. Let me show 'em what you're talking about."
>Anon closes his eyes and his body begins to expand, becoming truly massive, large enough to stand eye to eye with the Tantabus.
>Light bursts from his skin, and as it fades, there stands Robert De Niro, who throws a right hook at the creature's jaw.
>The Tantabus crumples under the hit, giving De Niro enough time to aim a series of kicks at the creature's ribs.
>It spends a moment writhing in pain under the hail of blows before coalescing into darkness and reappearing a few hundred yards away.
"I think I pissed it off, Twilight."

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>>27934538
rolling for next attack

time to make it eat the curb

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>>27934209

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>>27934538
Let's just throw dudes at it

>>27934209
lynch it

>>27934199
>This is your dream, anything you can do in your dreams you can do now

I smile.

>>27934510
"Neural Handshake active. You ready to rumble?"
>Without an answer, all five thousand pegasi carrying the Jaeger release, allowing the huge robot to fall to the ground.
"Alright, looks like we have our target inbound, one mile out. Quick weapons check on the way, and let's meet him head on."
>After a quick calibration, both pilots begin stepping in time, causing Gypsy Danger to set off in a run.
>After mere minutes, the Tantabus comes into view, wrapping around a mountainside.
"Shit, it's about to hit Canterlot."
"Then let's get its attention!"
>One arm of the Jaeger extends, firing a series of missiles that plow into the side of the dark creature, causing its skin to ripple and an earsplitting scream to burst from it.
>The machine falls into a balanced stance as the Tantabus rebuilds itself into the form of a dragon created from pure darkness, squaring off with the Jaeger just off the mountainside.
"TAKE IT!"

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>>27934665

>>27934665
>The Tantabus leaps forward, swinging a claw forward in an attempt to rip through the Jaeger's chest.
>Gypsy's arm throws itself to one side, grabbing the Tantabus's claw and squeezing, causing dark energy to ooze from the robot's fist.
>With another primal scream, the dream demon lowers its head, charging straight forward and smashing into Gypsy Danger's abdomen.
"Hold on, we're going for a ride!"
>The machine skids back, its arms reaching down to wrap around the dark dragon's midsection.
>With a sharp cry, the creature finds itself upside down, wrapped in Gypsy's arms.
>The Jaeger's right foot moves back as it bends both knees, slamming the Tantabus into the ground with a massive, earth-shattering thud.
"Chain Swords!"
>Both pilots pull their arms back as the swords extend from Danger's arms, ripping straight through the Tantabus's body and leaving their blades dripping nightmare matter.

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>>27934209
I rape the evil out of it.

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>>27934822
KEK oh shit

I know it's a dream Twilight
Because you're real here

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>>27934199
i wll become doom guy and fuck up all the monster in equestria

>>27935288
Ayyy

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>>27934199
>"This is your dream,anything you can do in your dreams you can do here."

Except make you real

Tfw no one here knows he's talking about the cnn thing

Can I make it never end?

>>27935511

>implying anyone watches the news instead of clopping to pony porn