Getting lazy, are we? >>27906712 Rarity asks you if you

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Thread's back. Nooice. I'll have a green in just a second.

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>>27929328
This image of Rarity with her big eyes and pushing her cheeks never fails to fill me with joy. She's just so adorable

>>27929228
Yes, it's back.

The fingerless gloves and fedora tipping jutsu's must continue.

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>>27929228
I smack her books on the ground, and blow vape smoke in her face while telling her fuck off.

>>27929415
Edgy

>>27929228
Don't worry Rarity, I'll he,p you!

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>You walk steadily down the hall
>4th period is about to start
>SHIT.jpg
>You ear womanly grunting around the corner
>You cut the corner to see her helplessly trying to get her books together
>Shit why her? Out of all the people?
>"Ugh! I hate these stupid things!" The purple haired girl shouts at her books
> You try to walk past her all cool
>quiet, quiet
>"Um, hello? Who is that under the hood?"
>thoughs go straight to racism, why?
>"Is that Anon? Oh hi Anon, could you please help me with the books darling? I'm not strong enough to hold them."
>Lucky for her you have had feelings for her since 2nd grade otherwise she could go fuck herself
"Sure, just stack 'em up."
>have to act like you handle the heavy fucking books
>"Oh thank you Anonymous honey, I'll be sure to repay you somehow"
>Pussytown, USA
"Looks like we don't have much time to get to class, we're gonna have to hurry."
>She raises one eyebrow "We have a minute Anon and class is just up the hall."
>The hot mess doesn't realize other people have other classes to get to
>gotta go fast
>finally make it and help Rarity put her books in her bookbag
>"So Anon, I'll be having a little gathering of friends over at my place later, wanna stop by for a while?"
>your only plans were to watch TV and browse 4chan, so your schedual was free
"Uh.. Yeah, sure I'll be there. What time?"
>"8:30 sharp, I'm expecting you to be there. It'll be fun darling, you'll love it."
"Ok talk to you later"
>bell rings in 15 seconds!
>gotta go fast
>You run as fast as you can go while for some reason thinking about the song "No Sleep Till Brooklyn" by the Beastie Boys
>You make it with time to spare and hum the guitar solo
>mother fucking win

>>27929468
Is he going to bully her at the party

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>>27929544
I would hope not.

>>27929468
This is terrible

>>27929468
You're doing good
Don't listen to the neighsayers, they are hotheads

>>27929468
>sitting through the next three periods goes by like a rock trying to swim
>all you can think about is the opportunity that has presented itself
>finally you can spend time with the girl you've been in secret love with for so long
>The bell rings loud but it's a sound you've gotten used to over the years but today it's the sweetest sound of all.
>you get your shit together and start heading out of that bullshit classroom
>Walking down the hallway is like a busy ant hill, bumping and pushing
>Finally you make it to the parking lot and find your car
>still in good shape for a 2009 Lexis
>some of the jocks and fellow jackasses do donuts and speed out of the parking lot
>One of them cuts you off when you clearly had the open lane
>"JESUS CHRIST ARE YOU INSANE?!" You're screaming to the top of your lungs but those idiots can't hear you anyway, the sound of rap music from some cars and metal from the others makes a cluster of deafness
> Once they all break off and dispurce like cockroaches in the light you can finally drive knowing you're not gonna get sideswiped by some douche
"Shit this is boring, maybe the radio will have something."
>you turn on channel 36 playing an old favorite, https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=J2ta-WMAuyw
>after jamming out down the highway you turn into your dorm house
>you get out, toss your shit in your room, and walk to your friend's dorm
You knock for a minute and hear him moan from behind the door
> his voice cracks and shutters"Who is it?"
"It's me you faker, let me in I got good news."
>his faked groaning ceases and he opens the door
>"Hey Anon what's up?"
You walk in and fall down on the couch
"Dude you're not going to believe what happened to me today,"
>"You got abducted by Nemo?"
>you lean up in sarcastic curiosity at his statement
"Are you fucking high? No man I talked to Rarity today!"
>he grabs some chips and sits on the couch on the other corner

>>27929568
Uh, I would hope so, this all started with that concept.
Also, is this you?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3N5Glvj4HHc

>>27929798
Still not as bad as this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htCod3TelXo&autoplay=1

>>27929798
Uh, I would hope not. Who wants to read the exact same thing, just by different people?

>>27929844
I know, shit, he got one of those cheap naruto headbands that bend all easy an-, I mean uh, y-yeah, fuckin nerd.

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>>27929228
>there's a chance you'll be late for class.
I will help her, and be late as long as OP can guarantee that I'll be sent to the Principal's office for pic related. Vice Principal Luna is also acceptable if Celestia too busy to paddle me.

Because muh fetish.

>>27929788
>his voice goes kinda raspy like usual
>you could swear to God he's a stoner
>"Oh you're still on about that bitch? When are you gonna do what DMX said and stop, drop, and open up shop?"
>You raise one eyebrow and pop a smirk
"I have"
>all of his muscles freeze up and his attention turns from his chips and into what you just said,
>"You're fucking with me right?"
>the smirk is starting to hurt
"Nope."
>He jolts up from his seated position and launches his arms out into a Y shape
>"No way! You mean to tell me your balls dropped? Aww, my little Anon's becoming a man."
>you chuckle a little at his show
"Hahah, but really dude I think I actually have a chance this time."
>"Seriously? She's into big guys, football types. You're... You."
>your eyes squint in a bit of offence but respond fast
"Paul, we've been friends since we were 7, that's a long time and during that entire time I've literally been in love with that girl."
>"You? In love for 13 years? Dude you couldn't let those dinosaur sponges fully grow."
"That was a long time ago, I'm different now."
>"Anon that was last Tuesday."
>"Besides you're a total cuck."
>he just called you cuck... Fuck.
"How would you think that I'm a cuck? I'm a total alpha male."
>"Dude you let men pass you in lines at supermarkets, you're a total beta male."
>God damn it he's right about all this shit except the cuck thing
"WHAT!? I do that one time and it becomes immortal."
>his eyes lower lesser than they already are
>"Fuck a guy once and you're always gay."
>where in the Hell did we get to this? I've got to get his advice!
"Anyways, Paul I need your advice. She's having a party tonight and-"
>he holds his hand out in a pause signal
>"I'm going with you."
"What? Now way!"
>"Yeah man, Rarity's a hot chick. She's bound to have hot friends. That's kinda a rule of being a dime"
"Ugh fine, but we're discussing this later."
>"Cool with me dude. Peace"
"Peace"
>you lock the door behind you as you walk out heading to your dorm.

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>>27929942

>>27929468
>rarity
>books
Since when would Rarity be carrying books? That's more of a Twilight thing. The only books Rarity would carry are how to suck cock for dummies.

>>27930046
That's fucking rude, motherfucker.
(Why do you keep showing up everywhere)

>>27929942
>You unlock your door and see your weirdo roommate laying on the his bed like a weird spread sheet
"What are you doing?"
>"Living."
>you two make awkward eye contact, you haistily get your required items and sprint back to Paul's dorm
>multiple knocks are heard from inside his room and you hear a speaker playing
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=AUO_5EALZoM
>" *cough cough* Who is it?"
"Paul it's Anon again, my roommate is getting weird again and if you want to trick someone don't keep your music playing loudly."
>he unlocks the door and opens to let you in
>"Jesus Christ man you should get a transfer."
"I have but there's no open dorms besides some strangers and yours"
>"Yeah I like my living space, you pretty much live here anyway though."
>you nod silently and place your items in the counter
"I got to get ready for this party, is it cool if I use your shower?"
>Paul looks through your variety of fixer-uppers
>"Yeah sure Anon, have at it but don't you dare use my brush."
>his enforcing tone seemed different with him because he's usually the cool guy
>"Before you get in, what time is this party?"
"It's at 8:00 I think"
>"It's like 4:30 why are you getting fixed up now?"
"I don't know man I just like to be ready"
>you close the door and he mimics your sentence in a distorted voice
>The unknown levers on which is hot and which is cold is taking up time, you're gonna have to go for it
>Thankfully you pulled the right one and the shower started to heat up.
>all you can think about is Rarity, how she wanted you to stop by.
>After 10 minutes you step out into the freezing bathroom, dry off, and put on your clothes

>>27930085
>>27930085
You can't be rude to Rarity on /mlp/, she's already fucked all the stallions in equestria with her vagina being saggier than granny smith's human tits on a hot summer day.

and I don't know why I keep showing up everywhere, maybe you should ask yourself why your friends never show up at your birthday parties, if you had any.

>>27930135
Because I can't be bothered to invite them

>>27930135
Sick burn

>>27930127
There's a lot of sexual tension between anon and stoner bloke

>>27930127
"Yo Paul, can you toss me my comb?"
>He picks it up and tosses it into your hand
>quick thank you and it's style time
>You go through at least six different hair styles before deciding on the slight spike
"Paul how's this look?"
>"I really don't give a fuck about your hair but it looks alright. Can you get out of the bathroom, I need to shave this bitch."
>Paul fondles his goatee and walks into the bathroom
"Whatever man, you got any cologne than doesn't smell like a hooker's ass?"
> Your shaving pal laughs a little and points to the bottle sitting next to his bed
>After a small spray you're all set and ready to go!
"Pauly, let's go!"
>"Anon, I called Michael earlier and he wants to go so does Kevin."
"Jesus Christ Paul I don't even know I can bring you less alone Michael and Kev."
>He mutters fuck and walks out fresh-faced
"Ok you're clean let's go get those two"
>"Sweet"
>Both of you walk down the hallway and into the other dormhouse
>You take the elevator to the third floor and walk to the last room
>muffled arguing can be heard
>"SHUT THE FUCK UP KEVIN! I'D RATHER FUCK MY MOM THAN FUCK HER!"
>"Chill out pussy!"
>Paul knocks and yells "It's the po-lice"
>arguing stops and door opens with smiles and welcome hugs
>Michael says "What's up guys we were just talking about the party."
"Sounded like more than talking"
>Keks are given
>Kevin finishes laughing and says "I was talking about how I'm gonna nail that Rainbow chick."
>Michael blurts out "I called her first dickwad!"
>then the arguing is revived
>Paul speaks up
>"Yo get the sand out of your pussies and let the ladies decide on their own."
>the two stop arguing and begin laughing again
>they get ready
>Two hours pass and it's already 7:00
>Just about time

>>27930294
>You and your crew walk down to the parking lot and load up in your car
>The radio turn on and is blazing music >You left it on high volume after you last little jam session
>Kevin screams
>"Christ Anon! What the fuck are you doing in here when no one is around?"
"Haha, ok guys ready to go?"
>Paul unlocks the door and opens it
"Where are you going?"
>"Everyone knows a real college party has lots of weed and I'm the best guy to buy from."
>Michael laughs
>"This is gonna be good. He told me he's bringing the hard stuff this time!"
>"Paul doesn't do hard weed."
"You mustn't know him then Kev."
>eight minutes go by with waiting on Paul to get his most prized kush
>He gets in with nine filled plastic bags full of grass
>"Let's get this shit to the Moon."
>Everyone laughs as you sqweeal off to Rarity's house
>Paul starts messing with the radio
>"Can we please get some good tunes for this ride, she lives a bit away and I hate all of your voices."
>Paul stops at his road trip favorite https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZsLQJW-L_54
>good thing it was a classic among the crew
>Michael leans up and speaks next to your head
>"So you gonna do it?"
"What?"
>"You gonna slam her roast beef?"
"It's a maybe for now but I plan on getting her alone at this party"
>"You're not gonna rape her are you?"
"No man I mean me and her alone so we can be together so things play out well for me."
>"Gotcha."
>Your red hair'd friend leans back into his seat
>You arrive at her house give minutes early but to your surprise only two cars are there
>You and the gang get out and walk towards the big wood door
>Rarity answers before you can knock
>"I'm glad you made it darling, who are these fellows you brought with you?"
"Long story."
>Michael cuts in front of you
>"Hi I'm Michael-"
>"Yes yes I know you, we have math together, now all of you come on in."

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Umm idk if anyone is reading the green just tell me and I'll continue.

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>>27930515
Do it faggot

>>27930515
maybe fimfic is better suited for this
im just one guy, though, maybe someone else likes this

I want weeb anon back

>>27930515
Keep going
>>27930537
Don't run him off.
Don't be a hothead.

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>>27930537
It's fine if you're only interested in the weeb anon story, but it's actually better if there are other writefags and stories going at the same time. It makes it so the thread has more variety and a higher chance of staying alive.

>>27930515
If you're enjoying writing it, keep going. The only advice I'd want to give you is maybe going over your writing once or twice with some proof reading to keep the mistakes and typos down.

>>27930558
>>27930532
Ok

>>27930488
>The crew comes in with the company of only six others
"I figured this'd be a party, when you said a few friends you really meant a few friends."
>"Oh course, a lady must keep her word. Anyways come on in everyone, don't be shy, have some fun."
>The guys do as the hostess says by walking to the humanized Mane 6
>Paul pulls out a bag of his own 'herbs'
> "Any of you ladies ever roll up?"
>They giggle a bit but Rainbow takes it as a challenge
> "Go ahead and light it."
> "You sure, this is some of the hardest I got?"
> "What did I say?"
>Paul lights up the rainbow headed girl's joint
>She takes a deep pull into it and leans back slightly cringing
> "Hold it... Hold it... Hoooold iiiiit...Release!"
>Rainbow Dash releases the smoke from her mouth, falling down on the couch.
>Applejack speaks up
> "What think ah can't hold muh weed?"
>Paul smirks and lights her's up as well with the same result
>everyone starts laughing
>Then the shy pink hair'd girl speaks up
>"Umm.. I'd like to smo..."
>"What?"
>"I'd like to smo..."
>"Are you already high or something?"
>"I'd like to smoke that please... If that's ok."
>Paul lays down laughing
>"You? You think you can handle this? Come on I can only laugh so much!"
>Fluttershy grabs the joint and smokes the whole thing in one toke.
>Everything gets quiet
>"What? I live in the forest, I've came across some before during a forest bonfire."
"Oook"
>Rainbow starts talking about space with Applejack
>Everyone gets into the atmosphere in about an hour.
>You're not all that high but high enough to see Rarity looking at you
>No way this is happening...
>During this Michael makes his move for Dash and Kevin goes for Applejack
>Purple smart doesn't like drugs so she leaves when things get to Oz
>"So... Now that we're all out of our minds who wants to play a game?"
>Pinkie Pie shoots up from her coma
>"WHAT GAME!?"
>Paul smirks at you and says
>"Little game of truth or dare?"

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>>27930784
>tfw I'm Twilight in this situation

>>27930784
>Rainbow lears up
>"Nah man that's some cliché shit lets do some crazy shit!"
>Rarity looks at you with an eyebrow up implying if you're up for it
>You nod with a smile
> "Then what are we doing just sitting here? Let's go!" Kevin yells
>All of you walk out and pile into the Lexis
>Applejack leans up and says
>"This bitch go fast?"
>You rev up the engine as a sign that it does
>She sits back down and laughs
>With everyone all fucked up the car is like a space chariot taking them to Nirvana.
>"Anon, where are we going?"
"Don't say anything but we're going out to a lake."
>Rarity begins to whisper
>"What lake, there's no lake around here?"
"Oh yes there is."
>You get through the 10:30 mild highway traffic and into the quiet back roads
>The back seaters start telling mis-told ghost stories
>You break off the road and park at a gate
"Everyone get out"
>Fluttershy mumbles
>"But we don't have any bathing suits.."
>Michael laughs and says
>"We got underwear, that'll do"

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>>27930941
"This isn't weed, Anon"

Ok guys that's it for tonight, I'll continue tomorrow.

>>27932476

>>27932476

>>27932476

>>27929228
weeb anon save me, this dudebro story sucks.

>>27934930
Shut up

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>>27934930

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>>27935537
>>27935567
don't provoke me, normos

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>>27935618
Little boys shouldn't play with knives

>>27931584
She kinda looks better with straightened hair.

>>27932476

Write you lazy bastards

>>27936291

>>27936794

If anyone's interested I'll start the femdom Rarity story up again.

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>>27930941
English not your first language? It's like a fucking fifth grader wrote this.
Also,
>DUDE WEED XD

>>27929228

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She could've chosen to live

>>27938113
lol honestly this was my first green and I don't plan on continuing it but I can't tell if you're being sarcastic with the weed joke.

>>27937466
Do it
>>27939749
You can't just leave us hanging

>>27939101
That seems a little extreme

>>27937466
Dubs demand it

Say no because Rarity is worst pony

>>27941612
You spelled Twilight wrong

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stuck up dress cunt is for bully

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>All these angry nerds who are mad because they know they couldn't get a girl like Rarity in real life

>>27942876
Being a part of this site is both a blessing and a curse

Stop stroking your swords and write

>>27943510

>>27944351