So...you get to Equestria but in order to maintain your existence

>>27924860
My sweet apple bride has a dirty, sweaty plot every day after farm work. I take meticulous care in cleaning it. Every inch. Every hair.

>>27924860
>boring 6

none of them

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>>27924880
So, who is your waifu contrarian friend? Surely I hope it isn't some character who's only characterization has only been defined by fanworks and therefor is not canon

>>27924860
Rarity because I feel it would be easiest and that would give me more time to hit on Starlight.

>>27924860
>you have to keep a pony butt clean
Oh wow, that's a real deal breaker, I don't even want to go to horseland now.

>>27924880
>fan of the fandom

>>27924860
All of them.

>>27924860
Rainbow Dash... Not because she's my waifu, that position belongs to my precious Ponka but because someone has to keep Dash's cunt clean enough to not stink up the place. I will make this sacrifice for Equestria.

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>>27924860
I'd maintain the cleanliness of my waifu's plot. It'd take some work but not too much.

>>27924860
>You get to Equestria
Nobody can get to a place that doesn't exist.

>>27925057
I don't think your waifu would appreciate what you just said about her best friend.

>>27925057
>memes and pastas are canon

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>>27924860
That seems like a real shitty thing to do

>>27925091
They all think it anyway, they would have ditched Dash long ago if she wasn't one of the elements

>>27925175
Why was Pinkie so desperate to hang out with Dash in Griffon the Brush-Off?

>>27925175
>ditch the one that gave them all cutie marks

DYEWTS

>>27925100
Fucking Carlos

>>27924860
never Rarity, not in a million years. she'll gonna have me cleaning her ass for hours to make sure it's all "beautiful" and treat me so awfully during it

>>27924860
Rainbow Dash to see just how crusty her cunt really is.

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>>27925022

>if a pony isn't part of the boring 6, it's an OC

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>>27925228
Dude I can't fap at work, stop.

>>27925190
Because Pinkie loves making friends and Dash never liked her before, so she was excited to hang out.

>>27925232
They never said it's an OC. They insinuated it was a background character.

>>27925249
No, they didn't.

>>27924902
A background character is still canon.

>>27925022
A background character is also part of the show, which implies that I watch the show, which proves I'm not a fan of the fandom.


An OC is not canon and is not part of the show.

>>27925100
Way to butt in Carlos, you're always rear when we need you.

>>27925275
Anon, your cum-glazed asshole is showing

>>27925275
>A background character is still canon.
The idea is that if you waifu a character that has no actual characterization in the show, you're a fucking idiot because you're making up everything you like about said character

>>27924860
Rarity because its easy to clean.... Until i make it dirty

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>>27924860
i would choose applejack cuz after a long day of hard work she would be happy to be her firm applebutt be cleaned from the dirt and sweat.

>>27924860
Rarity goes to the spa so often, I doubt her plot would be that dirty.

>>27925871
Seems like Dainbow dash goes to the spa too, so those asses are probably always very clean.

>>27924860
Rainbow Dash.

Because her ass is my favorite. How awesomely smug she'd be during the ass servicing is also a huge plus.

Rarity because shes practically clean and that give me the chance to hit her marshmallow ass.

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>>27924869

>>27925941
fag

>>27924860
is that overwatch mlp crossover?

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Easy, Pinkie Pie.

>Rarity is used to being pandered so she would think it's natural and I would feel like a servant
>AJ would be deeply uncomfortable with it making me uncomfortable as well
>Twilight has Spike
>Fluttershy would make me feel I'm taking care of a baby
>RD's ego would explode

Pinkie would think it's funny, and would make light of the situation, so I would fund it fun as well.

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>>27924860
All of them

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>>27926921
L-lewd!

>>27924860
As if I wasn't going to force that yellow pone down and forcibly lick her taint (and surrounding regions) clean anyway

>>27924869
Nigga are you me?

Except you didn't mention how you'd do it.

>>27924860
Rarity. I bet she has something like a bidet in her boutique to keep her butt clean.

>>27924860
So what...they're incapable of keeping themselves clean? Even wild horses are able to keep themselves clean you know.

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>>27924962
This guy knows what's really up

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>>27927193

I.... Is there video of that?

>>27927272
Someone post the cap of how horses assholes work.

>>27924860
>you must maintain the cleanliness of one of these pone's plots
i can imagine Rainbow Dash freaking out and being mad as i run after her with a brush, bucket of water and soap and trying to keep her ass clean

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>>27927287

Do they have an auto-clean function? A cleaning solution that gets squirted out or something? Why don't our assholes have that, we can't be inferior to horses like that, can we?

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>>27927299

I have a better idea.

>>27924971
This. I'm not going to equestria if I need to be near horse assholes.

Forget it.

>>27927325
i'd rather fondle her plot in a sexual way and see her angry/annoyed reactions

>>27927523

I think she'd be pretty angry after that.

>>27926684
But Pinkie eats like a pig, her shit is probably the most disgusting of them all

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>>27927629

True, but it can't be worse than Rarity (all those fancy foods and drinks that go with them) or AJ (homegrown food with no chemicals to keep bacteria and bugs away). To say nothing of RD's protein drink shits. The cleanest would probably be Twilight or Flutters.

>>27927629
pinkie is supernatural do we even know if she poop ?

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>>27927360
>He doesn't love ponut
>He would give up a chance at horseland because he doesn't want to lick pony asshole
Look at this fag and laugh

>>27927700
Nope. Applejacks would be the easiest to clean up. All that daily hard work and dehydration would suck every last nutrient out leaving nothing but tight, dry, pony turds.

What happened to my life? Why am I posting thisshit.

>>27927360
But.... so tasty.

>>27927572
>>27927523
>>27927299
this needs some green

An unicorn. They just teleport their waste into earth ponies so they can shit it for them unknowingly

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all this shit talk and nothing about their piss?

How could you ever claim to love somepony if you wouldn't even eat her poop?

>>27927724

Have you seen how many apples she eats? Have you ever eaten plenty of apples and had to take a shit?

I stopped questioning it some time ago. It's better that way.

>>27924860
Twilight's. I've no idea why.

>>27927761
I'm like allergic to apples or something. They make my throat itch and I get a wicked stomach ache when I eat them, so no I'm not familiar with teh apple shits.

>>27927736
I want the mane 6 to piss in my mouth.

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>>27927789
But you eat them anyway because they're so good.

>>27925232
Kek

>>27926921
Mods, fuck him up

>>27925228
God, you're right.

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>>27927731

Apple jack is probably best fuck: (Besides pinkie)
>cuz she's got a hard body and thicc thighs.
>Consent would be needed because she'd crush your dick with her iron will! (Pussy)

Pinkie would be second:
>She soft, energetic and kinky.
>Always a party animal, willing to bring surprises into the bedroom and would still be satisfied as long as you're smiling.
>Consent? She'd rape you.

TIE-Twilight &Fluttershy:
>Although the princess of friendship, she's still has issues with confidence in things she's not informed about.
>Clearly a a virgin but if you press the right buttons, she can use her magic and knowledge and to use different sex positions (Will read the pony sutura)
>Fluttershy would be shy but if you get her riled up, you're getting the hulk.
>Not a virgin, Clearly had sex once but doesn't talk about because she's shy.
>Rape fulttershy for maximum fluttercry
>Consent fluttershy to feel euphoria
>Fedora tip.gif
(Consent is not mandatory for twilight but is good if you want to not die)
>Rape for euphoria and dominating a god.
>Consent for wet dick.jpeg

Rarity, not as bitchy as you think:
>BDSM AF, will peg you
>Mommy dominant
>Will nurse handjob (with magic)
>Makes your prostate a bitch
>Rape but she will switch it on you
>Consent, you ain't getting that ponut unless you a good boy

Spike... No, wait a second:
>Bad dragon IRL
>Sissy and will use that dragon boi pussy
>House maid
>Tongue -Hiss-
>Not as bad as last option...
>Consent, he won't resist

Rainbow Dash...
>Bitch
>Self sentered
>Whore
>Fucks sorin #Worst husbando
>KYS
>Rape her and tape her. Don't let her consent!

>>27928079
Well damn.

>>27928079
>AJ
>marrital sex
>not even the thiccest

Didn't even bother reading the rest

>>27926921
MODS

>>27927709
there was an episode where she needed to use the bathroom badly

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>>27928079
have a (You) for the effort

>>27924962
Literally this

>>27928138
Marital/incest
Who cares, free bucking

This is gonna get pruned like granny smith

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>>27924860
I prefer to apply for the job of 'Civic Pony Cleaner'.

If any poner is slacking and not keeping her ponut satisfactorily clean she can be ticketed by the town Constable or Mayor. She must now report to Anon, who will use rough green scrubber pads, cold water and harsh burning soap to make a pony butt clean again.

This won't be comfortable for the pony shoulda kept yer butt clean but if there is any squirming or kicking Anon is authorized to spank the misbehaving pony with his bath brush until she accepts her cleaning like a good little pony.

First offenses are dealt with in private, to spare the pony unnecessary embarrassment, but second and third offenses mean the pone is harshly scrubbed in public as a warning to others.

Princess Celestia insists that all her citizens keep their rumps fresh and clean. She'll pay a good salary to anyone willing to enforce her rules.