MLP General

>>27901962
Filly?

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>stallion

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605- Gauntlet of Fire
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x44yokz

606- No Second Prances
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x47z0qb

607- Newbie Dash
https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x495ktq

608 - A Hearth's Warming Tail
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4ahjf3

609 - The Saddle Row Review
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4bx9x4

610 - Applejack's "Day" Off
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4d8pbm

611 - Flutter Brutter
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_dIF7tROwM
http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x4eipni

Jul. 30th:
613 - Stranger Than Fan Fiction: Rainbow Dash meets a pony at the Daring Do Convention in Manehattan who hates Daring Do as much as she loves it.

614 - The Cart Before the Ponies: The Cutie Mark Crusaders get the chance to race in the annual Applewood Derby; their teammates Rarity, Applejack, and Rainbow Dash take over the competition.

615 - 28 Pranks Later: Rainbow Dash's excessive pranking gets out of hand; the ponies decide to give her a taste of her own medicine.

616 - The Times They Are a Changeling: When Spike travels with Twilight and Sunburst back to the Crystal Empire to visit Flurry Heart, they discover the entire empire in a panic due to the reported presence of Changeling spy.

617 - Dungeons and Discord: When the Mane 6 leave town, Discord decides to join Spike and Big Mac's role-playing game session.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz

Season 5 summary video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B_Cpv1AL0Jg

MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

The intro is finished!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8hJTHC5Dp2c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLD9GfAQeC4

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>country filly

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>filly

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>>27901970
yes, stallion

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WORLD

CHAOOS

btw only 2 weeks

>>27901977
>"... ironically."

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Colt return from his vacation with this new amulet and only show to you because you're his best friend

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>>27901927
A peaceful place with lot of ponies. Maybe even a cute mare who ends up loving me as much as I love her

>>27902007
I don't know what that means but I'm glad colt is my friend and hope he had a fun trip

>>27901986
I want to shave and groom him

>>27901986
man he looks shit without glasses and cape

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>Colt

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>>27902023
He's still adorable
Though I agree, he's cuter with glasses

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>we fell of the edge
SHAMEFUL
IT'S FRIDAY NIGHT

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>>27902007

Would best friend colt sacrifice our friendship only for ultimate power and muh dreams?

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>>27902035
I guess everyone is out dating ponies

>>27902061
I have a date with a qt canterlot mare later tonight

Wish me luck

>>27902069
tell us about her

>>27902072
she's a total slut

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>>27902074
nice

nice

>>27902072
She is a shopkeeper in the market district.

Let's get to booping snoots

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>>27902061
Y-yeah, totally

>>27902087
They probably went home to fuck after that

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>>27902061
>tfw no qt mare to take on dates

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>>27902117
it's a bad feel

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>>27902117
>tfw no qt stallion to take on dates

What happen?

>mfw amid all these terrorist attacks, coups and attacks there's a volcano beginning to erupt
it never ends

>>27901976

Nyx isn't a country filly

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>>27902125
fillies happened

Filly is going bad.

She put on a little black leather jacket to show you.

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>>27902131

rude

>>27902151
aww it's got little hearts on it

dashie

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>>27902162

>>27902151
>Filly is going bad.

Check filly's Best Before date and then see if I've still got the receipt.

>>27902151
I thought that was colt's jacket.

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>>27902117
Where would you even take a pony on a date?

>>27902166
filly's so bad she stole it

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>>27902167
A quiet picnic on a warm summer day.

>>27902167
A library

>>27902190
quit being boring jeez

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>>27902190

So, the season will probably end in October?

>>27902193
>>27902194
Fuck you

>>27902190
You can't even talk in a library. Why would you go there?

>>27902204
You can, just not loudly

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Pony is frightened

How to calm her down

>>27902219
drug her

>>27902219
MAKE A BIG FORT WITH SNACKS

>>27902219
fuck her right in the pussy

>>27902219
insert her comfort plug

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>>27902219
do lewd things to her

>>27902219
Scratch behind her ears, pet her mane, molest her wings.

>>27902219
There's no calming her down, Constantinople will belong to Christendom once more.
DEUS VULT.

>>27902219
FiM ponies are pretty catlike so if I just pinch the nape of her neck she should go completely docile.

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>>27902248
DEUS

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>>27902230
>>27902236
>>27902237

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>>27902264
RIGHT
IN
THE
PUSSY

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>>27902263

>>27902236
Vhatug, log in.

>>27902219
SHOUT
H
O
U
T

>>27902372
let it all out?

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I just want to use a mare as a soft cuddly pillow. Is that so much to ask?

>>27902372
I love you

>>27902460
draw NOI

>>27902465
Not tonight young pupper
Other things are in the works

>>27902481
Like what? More teen Flurry?

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>>27902465
Don't you ever get the feeling that you're becoming An-noi-ing

>>27902486
Not yet.
Let's just say she's friends with plants.

>>27902491
>noi poster
>self-aware
Swing and a miss, Carlos.

>>27902486
Only if we're lucky, my friend.

>>27902504
Shout, I don't think calling Fluttershy a vegetable really counts.
But more plantcuddle should be fun.

>>27902504
>tree hugger
muh dick

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>>27902504

FUCKING PONIES

>>27902465
why is she called noi

I'm just going to go out for a bit, there's no need to close the windows on a beautiful day like today.

>>27902573
noi dea.

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>>27902573
Because, she dodges bullets, Avi.

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>>27902581

>>27902661
You're a damned hero, coloranon.

>>27902661
Hey there. Glad to see you're still drawing.

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>>27902661
>deleted

>>27901977
shout your wife likes Pocky, you should not be so mean.

>>27902661
nice, thanks

>>27902748
Kanashii Panda's comics are some of the hottest things on Derpibooru

>>27902755
It's the only time Incest has actually aroused me

>>27902755
i can't describe it, they're just good

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>>27902775
But rarabelle is best 'cest

The fillies have invaded Ikea

http://www.ikea.com/us/en/catalog/products/60260759/

>>27902829
>luktnypon
>look, tiny pon

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>>27902829

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>hanging out with pony
>she makes this face at you

>>27902856
Can I hang out with a better pony than that?

>>27902856
I wouldn't hang out with dash

I'm calling the ponice

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>>27902856

>>27902856
I'd stretch her out if you know what I mean

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>>27902870
>>27902872
Why not hang out with Dash?

>>27902883
I prefer hanging out with my waifu

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>>27902878
oh I know what you mean

>>27902883
She smells bad

>>27902883
She's pretty racist

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>>27902893

>>27902896
So? Are you a jew or something?

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>>27902893
What does Rainbow Dash smell like?

>>27902914
petrichor and sea breeze

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>>27902893
She IS shit horse.

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>>27902928

>>27902856
Make faces back at Dash

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>ripping on this cute and innocent little pretty pony
Some people just cannot appreciate the world's beauty, I guess.

>>27902661
oh

Its nice to see MLPG still has it's personal janitors

>you will never make a pony scrunch

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Filly's in the building and she's feeling herself

>>27903019
Get filly away from the cloning tanks.

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>>27902984
>it's own

>>27902167
For Rarity, I think we'd get a casual lunch in Ponyville, then dress up and take the train to Canterlot together. Visit some boutiques, walk, etc. Then we'd attend an Opera, since it combines music and costume in a refined / high-class environment. A dramatic love story, of course.

Afterwards, I'd take her to dinner at some hole-in-the-wall restaurant, something a little outside her comfort zone / unexpected / not just an expensive fancy restaurant. The best would be if the restaurant staff knew me well, and would let me stash a nice wine there in advance, or have our table arranged specially, with her favorite flowers perhaps.

After that we'd meander, maybe find a nice view of lower Canterlot + Ponyville and cuddle up in the cold night air. After that, either take a night train back to Ponyville or book a room at an inn in Canterlot.

>>27903014
Butts

>>27903044
>responding

>>27903074
What do you take rarity for? Some harlot that submits herself on a first date?

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>>27902007
Slap colt

There are too many ponies.

Why are there so many ponies?

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>>27903182
Because the show has been going on for almost six years.

>>27903182
11 months goes fast

This must be the work of an enemy stand!

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Why is apple horse so selfish?

>>27903209
this is based off those hamsters

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>>27901969

>>27903247
NOI

Should Spike be replaced by Discord?

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>>27903247
TARGET SPOTTED

>>27903247
what a studious filly

>>27902130
>Volcano
Where?

Why is anthro sexy?

>>27903288
It isn't

>>27903302

Why not?

>>27903305
Because

>>27903310

What if it's drawn well?

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>>27903288
Because it looks like a human and you can fuck it

oh wait...OH NO!

>>27903133
It's more of a second/third date sort of plan. That said, yes absolutely. Especially while dressed up, on a beautiful night in Canterlot, after discussing a romantic opera we saw, while eating in a quite corner of a restaurant she's never heard of.

For a first date, I'd do something simple but with a little bit of corny romance. Maybe find a day when someone will be playing music in the park, invite her via love note to join me. We'd be able to talk during the show, which is essential for first dates. If things were going well, I'd ask her to join me for a picnic in some secluded clearing on the edge of the woods (ask Fluttershy and AJ for recommendations). Impress her a bit with my cooking, talk and try to get to know her better, then walk her back home.

Anthro oppai filly.

Would adopt, yes?

You ever space out and start clicking images on the captcha before reading it and they're all wrong?

>>27903336
I'm not legally or morally capable of answering that

>>27903343
No, never. You should see a doctor.

You might be a robot

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>>27902755
>>27902775
>>27902794
>>27902803

who /artrequests4peanus/ here??????????

>>27903318
I'd fuck bootleg Rarity.

>>27903356
CELESTIA LICKING LUNA'S BUTT MARK

>>27903365
ANON THAT'S LEWD

If you put cork on a unicorn's horn it blocks their magic.

>>27903368
Celestia licking a cupcake shaped like Luna's buttmark?
While Luna watches, unfing softly in the distance?

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>>27903368
LEWD OR NOT

YOU MUST DRAW IT

>>27903356
draw Fluttershy not being bullied

>>27903370
unf twilight spell denial unf

>>27903356
HEY YOU SHOULD DRAW CAPTAIN EQUESTRIA

>>27903374
POST BELLY AND MAYBE I WILL

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>>27903376
>not bullying ponies

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aww yeah Friday horses

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>>27903396

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>>27903396
LOOK

LOOK AT PONY'S BELLY

IT COMMANDS YOU TO DRAW LEWD PRINCESSES

>>27903411
horses are pretty much the same every day of the week

>>27903416
>>27903418
none of those are AJ's belly

>Celestia: One who is truly trustworthy would be more than a subordinate to me.

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>>27903432
HERE'S AN APPUL BELLY GOOD SIR

>>27903442
currently?

Is Spike a nerd? He likes comic books and tabletop games.

>>27903444
BUT IT'S ALL DIRTY

>>27903461
That's raw Applejack belly in its natural state.

>>27903461
You're acting like Workhorse is ever clean.

>>27903474
You win this time, bastard. But, mark my words, next time I won't draw your requests ever and there's NOTHING you can do to make me.

>>27903461
Dirty apple is best apple.

>>27903444

>Posting worst pony

Shit taste.

>>27903510
Must be weird when parents have kids that aren't the same race as them.

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>>27903508
>when someone posts a wrong opinion in the same thread as you

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>>27903424

No

Friday horses are extra magical

and extra happy

>>27903542
And extra dressed up!?

>>27903549

absolutely not

Filly wants to be your mom.

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Hi MLPG, someone want to buy my princeless comic?

Also your favourite artist Jenn Blake will work in another MLP comic but then she will leave to work exclusively in my princeless comic and never return to the MLP franchise

>>27903442
Wasn't she made fun of because of her physical disabilities, the fact all her ponies looked like dogs, and her almost violent reaction to the baby ponies?
I still remember how she practically threw her screen when they first showed up. It was hilarious.

>>27903559
If it's priceless, how can I possibly buy it?
Stupid.

>>27903542
and extra HOE

>>27903559
>MLP comics
lol

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>>27903571
>priceless

>>27903559
>buying that trash
Next time, maybe you shouldn't cater to the black folk, white man.

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>>27903572

We are gonna fight, anonymous

>>27903559

>Also your favourite artist Jenn Blake will work in another MLP comic but then she will leave to work exclusively in my princeless comic and never return to the MLP franchise

This is actually a joke... right?

>>27903535
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hJyV8dZA-Qw

>>27903569
I was just responding to a comment in the dead thread. I forgot to link it.

>>27903580
Oh, he said princeless. Nevermind then.

>>27903582
Alright let me remove my jacket.

That'll be 1500 bits.

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>>27903595

>>27903585
>somebody namefagging as Jeremy Whitley
Gee whizz anon I don't know if it's legit or not

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>>27903595

goddammit anon

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>>27903585

Nope

http://www.equestriadaily.com/2016/07/bronycon-coverage-mlp-idw-comic.html

>However, and this is the sad news, that upcoming project of hers is going to be the last MLP project she's doing for a little while. It would seem that the person wearing the green shirt next to her has snatched her up for a project of theirs that has been described multiple times as "Die Hard with Fashionable Kick Butt Lesbians." If you've followed Jeremy and Jenn on twitter at all, you probably know exactly what the project is that these two have been working on.

Jeremy is literally using the IDW MLP comic only to get more artist in his princeless comic.

Say goodbye to the QT artstyle of Jenn Blake, the only artist that actually love the MLP franchise and want to fuck rarity.

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>>27903615
>"Die Hard with Fashionable Kick Butt Lesbians."

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>>27903615
You should work on your English, dude.

>>27903631

(você)

i know

Pony had been thinking of that poor devil you'd fed to the dogs earlier, when she shot you

>>27903615
I hope his shitty new venture dies and he embarrasses himself by blaming horsepeople for it.

>>27903631
I like recognizing where things are traced from

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Hey look! This cancer is back.

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>>27903615

>Jeremy before the panel let out. He talked about two story ideas of his that Hasbro declined

>The first was a story involving Discord's long lost sister named Order. I'm not sure if he was serious about that one, but everyone present in the room was cracking up as he started to go into detail about how Order was going to put Discord on trial for what he did during the events of Twilight's Kingdom

>The second was an idea to delve into Zecora's backstory. Hasbro didn't want the comics to go into that one since they want the option open to have the show explore that themselves.

This fucking guy

>>27903630
I'd rather just have Die Hard with a Lesbian. I can do without the Fashionable and the Kick Butt has to be earned and not inherent.

>>27903663
I agree. I can't wait until they remove those awful cutie marks.

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>>27903675

Filly pleads you to never sing again near a living being. She feels like she has been mind raped at least five times.

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>>27903663
>open thumbnail
>Sweetie's tiny horse vagina is there for all to see
>it's just a weird smudge on my monitor
>she is still pure
Thank heavens

>>27903692
she's about to get cuddle raped too

>>27903689
But does she have shoes?

>>27903631

Those country fillies look cute together and should be "BEST FRIENDS".

>>27903733
Horseshoes.

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Pony is kill.

>you playfully tackle the filly
>you start tickling the filly
>she gets away from you and hops on your back
>you wrestle around for a little bit laughing the whole while
>her giggles die down
>she's on top of you
>looking down at you
>your eyes lock
>she smiles
>you smile
>a little strand of hair is over her face
>you move it behind her ear
>her smile is replaced by a look of hunger
>her lips part a little and a little sigh escapes
>her eyes are half closed
>she puts her hoof in the palm of your hand and leans down

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>>27903365
>>27903374
>>27903418
>>27903444
I can't fucking get it right ;_;

>>27903683
>The Cutie Unmark
sign me up

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>>27903803

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>>27903822
Keep it up bae, you're doing well.

Here's a cute cowboygirl horse to lift your spirits.

>>27903842
>lift my *dick

The Tao of Pony

I would kiss a pony

>>27903615
>Die Hard with Fashionable Kick Butt Lesbians
what the fuck

Please don't get romantically invested with the fillies.

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>>27903803
>>27903826
WHAT IN THE SAM HAY IS GOIN' ON IN HERE?

Filly is developing a Pony Go app.

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>You'll never rape a pony

>>27903868

Pirate princess and princeless comic.

Two LGTB comic with black women protagonist.

>>27903868
It's "muh strong black princess feminist who don't need no prince".

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>>27903882
>rape

How much pony would a pony pony if a pony could pony pony?

>You'll never be raped by pony

>>27903896
that sounds pretty great

i know that 4chan's full of alt-right fuckbois but how can anyone be down on Die Hard with X (x = whatever)

>>27903916
It would sound pretty okay, if it was written by someone who actually knew what he was doing.

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>>27903689
WELCOME TO THE PARTY, PAL

Man, I just do not care

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>>27903997
It's a good thing pony still cares, then.

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Why would you even want to become a filly?

>>27904083
to get into all the fillies only places
and you get to be cute

>>27903689
>see this
>remember alan rickman is ded
man that still sucks

>>27904083
I'd rather be a colt.

>>27904083
The cocks would be bigger by comparison.

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>>27904090
But what about school?

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>>27904146
horse school might be fun

I t ' s t i m e

>>27904158
Does filly anon have to put on a horse condom to control his horse boners?

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>>27904172
It's a phantom boner. It can get awkward.

>>27904083
it would give me a chance to correct my past regrets growing up.

also the cocks

Sunshine Sunshine
Lady Bugs Awake
Hot Dog Your Friend
And Do A Little Shake

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there's now 3200 pictures of cuddling on derpibooru
so hold those ponies tight!

>>27904232
>Derpy, what are you doing with that hotdog?

>>27904244
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XzlgJ58d0BU

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>>27904232
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tmps41yF52M

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check this pony out
shit's on fire

>>27904298
Is pony listening to mixtapes again?

>>27904284
with 3 million views is that guy making money off of this shit?

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filly has a gift for you

the gift of truth

you are fat and smell bad

>>27904430
yeah well filly isn't exactly all that
we're both settling here

Changeling can't wait to start filming for his spinoff!

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She represents the lollipop guild, the lollipop guild

Pony has a new startup. Cuddlr. It`s like Tindr except for ponies that want to cuddle.

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>HAND OVER THE WINTER AND NOONE GETS HURT

>>27904565
>ponies lie about their tuft size
>fillies keep trying to join lying about age

why are ponies such cuddlesluts

Filly says she wants to take a vacation to Turkey

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is it cuddle time?

>>27903822
ara ara

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>>27904676
tiddie cuddles?

>>27904620
I still have no idea what the fuck this thing was trying to accomplish.

>>27904657
ponies literally need cuddles to live

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>>27904717
butt cuddles

>>27904951
what does Fluttershy have such a giant crotch gap

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Which pony would you cuddle at night?

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>>27904986

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>>27904997

>>27904986
any that are willing i gues

>>27904964
she's just ready for loving

>>27905040
Destroy pedos

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>>27905047
Surely there's a pony you prefer.

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>>27905191
Haha, good meme, what's your username, dude?

>>27905358
how did this happen

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>>27901973

>>27905358
>no tinder

>>27905399
well she did say she didn't know what she was doing
besides, Rarity is being a jerk, she could just magic up a fire

Filly updated!

generic shitpost

>>27905483
you don't need to tell me every time, filly

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it's weird out in the board right now

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>oh my god it's right there

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>>27905494
>the plane horse thread is STILL alive
You'd think that after a while the last three people in there would stop caring

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F
R
I
D
A
Y

>>27905590
Well I mean.
They're very cute planes.

>>27905600
that cherry soda better be code red

>>27905600
reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

>>27905621
Anon pls

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>>27905609
But compared to Jessy their art sucks, and compared to Aspirant their greentexts are shit.
I think it really just boils down to me not liking that some people excised a small portion of MLPG, and made a 96-thread chain about it. I mean, come on. How do you even keep something like that going for so long?

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>>27905590

>>27905643
shut up

>>27905661
Dont worry
Twilight finds it adorable that you cant read.

>>27905670
tell her she's a faggot and celery soda sucks

>>27905600
celery soda

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>>27905693

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nothin worse than coming home to see your room door open and your computer unlocked with ponies on the screen

I bet mlp general isn't even in the army.

In this world, it's hug or be hugged.

>>27905809
if I were to join the military is sure as shit wouldn't be army

>>27905825
You'll never be a general with that attitude.

>>27905825
Why not faggot?
Don't you wanna to be a 13bravo

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>>27905809
my brother was in the chairforce

how do you think spike keeps his porno hidden from twily? or does she already know

horse porno

>>27905989
he's eye level to mare ponuts all day long
his mental bank is overflowing

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>>27905809
>Volunteering to go to war
It's not off the table, but I don't feel the need to. If things get worse I'll consider it. If the draft is ever reinstated I won't run away either.

>>27905809
I already finished my conscription

>>27905989
how do I subscribe to horse porno monthly?

http://i.imgur.com/bVvNQJ0.gifv

last time i buy clothes from rarity, the crotches keep exploding open

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>>27905776
I've given my laptop to my brother two times before with porn left up by accident. The second time I remembered and went to catch him to close it but it was too late. He seemed quiet for a second then closed it himself and said "it's cool, I closed it."

I probably don't need to come out to him.

>>27906071
the real horrifying shit is delivered through dream channel only

>>27901977
fluttershy is too cute

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>>27902620