>"Anon we must fuck a horse before it's too late!

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>>27890254
>implying

>>27890254
Then...go fuck Rarity?
She does it like, literally all the time.

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"You dare disturb me?"
>Slowly you rise to your feet, cheeto dust falls from your hands in scattered piles
>The two guardponies shrink back
>"M-Mr Anon, sir, the princesses - we heard you were the most powerful virgin in Equestria. We thought we-"
"Silence!"
>With a wave of your hand the doors to your chamber close
>The two guards are now frozen in fear as you seem to fade away into the darkness engulfing the room"
>A murmur sounds throughout the room
>"What was that?" cries one of them as the other pounds helplessly on the door
>"Show yourself!"
>"Poo poo"
>The hair on the back of the guard's neck stand on end
>"Pee pee"
>In a flash a pissbottle shoots out of the darkness and impacts against the guardpony's jaw, knocking him out instantly
>The other stallion shrieks in horror and pounds even more desperately on the door
"Heh, nothin' personal" is the last thing he hears as you appear above him and drop onto your victim
"So this is the power" you whisper as the poor stallion bucks and struggles under the mountain of your lard
"Of being a virgin"
>Slowly, painfully, the bucking ceases
"Back to the shadows I go" you whisper and return to your awaiting dragon dildos

>>27890254

>"We'll become virgins for the rest of our lives and our orders are to lose our virginity!"

So you'll become virgins and your orders are to lose your virginity? What? Also, how do you "become" a virgin? Aren't you already a virgin?

OP, rewrite this sentence.

>>27890353
>OP is an underage mobilefag
im not surprised.

>>27890356
You can't store photos on a mobile.

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>>27890359

>>27890303
>not mentioning how you will demand tendies from Celestia

Still chuckled/10

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>>27890359
>Can't store Photos on a phone

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>>27890359

>>27890254
Just fuck eachother you idiots

>>27890359
Hello 1980s

>>27890267
Royal Guard gelded confirmed

>>27890303
Capd

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>>27890303
>we heard you were the most powerful virgin in Equestria.
kek

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>>27890359

>>27892528
I recognize some of those other photos from a earlier thread...

>>27890254
get that shit to /mlp/

>>27890254
If fucking a horse is the only option i rather stay a virgin

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>>27890303
I must say, this story was quite humorous, fellow frogposter.

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>>27890359