You wake up in the middle of the night, and as soon as you open

>>27868686
Stick my fist in her urethra

>>27868686
>le rape xDDDDD

>>27868689
Which one?

Shout "Rations, fuck her up!" and run away while she's fighting my cat.

>>27868723
Rations sounds like a cute name. Top tier kot.

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>>27868686
wake up again

>>27868686
if i close my eyes maybe she'll go away

>>27868733
Dubs declare best name

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>>27868766

>>27868686
I'm new to writing but I had a cute idea for this.
>"Boo"
"What?"
>"B-boo"
>The small yellow pony is sat on your chest with a smug look on her face.
>"I scared you, didn't I?"
"No"
>"Oh I think I did Anon"
"I'm pretty sure you didn't Flutters..."
>you sigh before lifting her up and holding her at arms length.
>In response to this she lets out a sharp gasp as she looks down in fear at the ground.
>"C-can you put me down please?"
>The words come out at a whisper.

tactically punch her in the face for scaring me

Have a heart attack or attack on sight

I once punched my now ex gf in the face when she woke me up on Halloween dressed in the scream mask. I've never freaked out so much in one evening, I let out a man scream when I first saw it and then had to hurriedly called her parents to let them know why their daughter was about to turn up at 4am with a black eye. Nothing good has ever come out of Halloween, except slutty nurses.

>>27868686
Boop

>>27868802
Cute little green there.

>>27868686
Bump

>>27868802
Made me smile